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Can you wish for more genies?

I wish for voluntarily-reversible omnipotence

Why would you ever want to reverse your ability to be omnipotent

Am I really omnipotent if I can't stop myself from being omnipotent?

This wish lets me grant any number of wishes, then stop after it's done.

I mean I thought being omnipotent effectively meant that you had unlimited power. So if you didn't have the ability to remove your power, then you were never truly omnipotent to begin with

Depends on the semantics. It's better to be really specific when wishing or else you might get permanently stuck with omnipotence.

This is very true. If Danny Phantom taught me anything it's that genies like to screw people over, so specifics are necessary

technically, i wished for more genies, not wishes. i guess it works

But what if the genies don't give you wishes?

why would genies not give me wishes???

Because you didn't specify that they were to give you wishes! Those dicks...

isn't it just a chemical to get rid of the yellow film on the outside?
aka Flames are under yellow paint

no you can still see the yellow on the bottom at the end

oh ok, well then that's real fucking neato!

You can also see the flames on his glove

My cat figured a way around that, he leaned his back against the wall and did it inn reverse. He was a smart cat.

I have never had a pet do that. Then again mine are always trained well.

You should really try hallucinogenic dr0gz

It's mostly because Toady finally fixed his code and now cats have to actually be near a person and spend time with them in order to like them and adopt them, rather than before, where the game seems to have just made the occasional "does the cat feel like being a pet" check every now and then, regardless of where the cat was.