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#3 - There once was a man from Nantucket Who's dick was so lon…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Science 'n Stuff -1
#6 - willys (03/14/2015) [-]
If my ear were a cunt.... come on bro, that's a classic, get it right.
#8 - Picture 03/13/2015 on Photoshop, anyone? 0
#7 - Comment deleted 03/13/2015 on RIP Terry 0
#9 - Now your butt cheeks are clenched so densely that your ass bec… 03/13/2015 on Commence butthole clench 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 03/13/2015 on oh right +11
#15 - hitlerwasreich (03/14/2015) [-]
here u go bb
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#14 - burntpixles (03/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #6 - donbionicle (03/14/2015) [-]
Summinaintright.meme
User avatar #5 - foamytesquirrel (03/13/2015) [-]
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**foamytesquirrel rolls 41** Nigga, you can't even roll dubs right.
User avatar #11 - psychoticcaleb (03/14/2015) [-]
Psst.Look at the url
User avatar #13 - foamytesquirrel (03/14/2015) [-]
Shit. I always forget about the URL unless somebody points it out. Thanks m8.
#19 - Hah, jokes on you, harvestmen are not spiders and they are not…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Nuke It +5
#36 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
They are one of the most poisonous anarchids, but their fangs are way too small to penetrate human or most of animal's skin.
User avatar #38 - yoshibee (04/01/2015) [-]
Actually all studies done on them turned out that they haven't got fangs, or venom. They only have small grasping claws.
User avatar #37 - darigaz (03/31/2015) [-]
They are venomous....not poisonous.
User avatar #23 - sanitarysan (03/13/2015) [-]
they are a poison on society and deserve nothing more than a quick death by fire.
#9 - Whereas symbolism is interpreted differently by different gro… 03/13/2015 on You'll pay you say? 0
#4 - He smells bad... Have a stupid ass ear canals... What the hell… 03/12/2015 on Hover hand compilation 0
#43 - Instead of being a dandy boy you could beat some punks, includ… 03/12/2015 on need some help +2
#3 - Hah, jokes on you. We have a plenty of asian women to mix with. 03/12/2015 on Two types of people 0
#1 - Wanted to comment that there is no space marines, but there is…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Small Slaanesh Comp - artwork +4
#5 - solidderking (03/12/2015) [-]
orks are da bestas
#2 - Such young, talented and smart lady she is.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2015 on Fully clothed Sasha Grey +41
#7 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
Im just watching the video imagining her having flashbacks of all this shit as she's talking ^^
#14 - Listen you ******** , stop triggering me. 03/12/2015 on Gamergate Choice 0
#2 - Picture 03/12/2015 on California Boy +3
#2 - End game boss is still unbeaten.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on The Happenings are NOW +4
User avatar #45 - GShock (03/13/2015) [-]
I need that song.
#2 - Comment deleted 03/10/2015 on Problem Solving +18
#4 - Meanwhile at Taurus. 03/10/2015 on Guns on a Budget +1
#4 - By Russia you mean Putin the Tyrant that kills his own people,…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2015 on mfw Pussy Rioters -27
User avatar #73 - luftvaffel (03/09/2015) [-]
Cheaper vodka? I'm sold
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/09/2015) [-]
Yup, sounds exactly like the Russia everybody's known since the Stalin era
User avatar #5 - davidavidson (03/08/2015) [-]
Fuck Pussy Rioters


That is all I care about.
User avatar #7 - theplanetearth (03/08/2015) [-]
I agree. There are more sensible ways of toppling the Russian government than acting like jackasses. Like working with the Jews.
#24 - joegrove (03/09/2015) [-]
Wow, why the fuck are you getting thumbed down?

" an American Jewish businessman called Jed Sunden as a key funder of Femen. Sunden is an enigma himself because of his puzzling business success. After majoring in history at Macalester College in Minnesota, Sunden ended up working in 1993, “sort of by chance,” on a privately funded research project compiling a register of Jewish cemeteries in Ukraine."

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#8 - davidavidson (03/08/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 03/08/2015 on mfw Pussy Rioters +133
#61 - ocdrawer (03/09/2015) [-]
Oh fuck I didn't see that coming, nice one
User avatar #44 - iphony (03/09/2015) [-]
And my sides were never seen or heard from again.
#42 - newdevyx (03/09/2015) [-]
You must whip it.
#15 - ashampoo (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
the hell is the story behind this one?
User avatar #88 - ashampoo (03/09/2015) [-]
some pussy riots i guess, and that guy is a ridiculously photogenic security guard. if i recall correctly they were jumping on the car of some minister in some country and were taken down by people like this guy
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User avatar #3 - davidavidson (03/08/2015) [-]
Holy shit

GOD BLESS YOU RUSSIA

GOD FUCKING BLESS
#4 - summin (03/08/2015) [-]
By Russia you mean Putin the Tyrant that kills his own people, Putin that invades other country's because fuck you free world, Putin that cheapens vodka instead of fixing damn economy, Putin that blames other for his own mistakes?

I feel no sympathy for Pussy Riot nor Putin and his hounds. I do feel sympathy for a handful of still sane russins that can see how things are fucked up.
User avatar #73 - luftvaffel (03/09/2015) [-]
Cheaper vodka? I'm sold
User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy (03/09/2015) [-]
Yup, sounds exactly like the Russia everybody's known since the Stalin era
User avatar #5 - davidavidson (03/08/2015) [-]
Fuck Pussy Rioters


That is all I care about.
User avatar #7 - theplanetearth (03/08/2015) [-]
I agree. There are more sensible ways of toppling the Russian government than acting like jackasses. Like working with the Jews.
#24 - joegrove (03/09/2015) [-]
Wow, why the fuck are you getting thumbed down?

" an American Jewish businessman called Jed Sunden as a key funder of Femen. Sunden is an enigma himself because of his puzzling business success. After majoring in history at Macalester College in Minnesota, Sunden ended up working in 1993, “sort of by chance,” on a privately funded research project compiling a register of Jewish cemeteries in Ukraine."

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#8 - davidavidson (03/08/2015) [-]
#3 - Its funny because UK is flooded with immigrants.  [+] (20 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Jennifer +135
#62 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
let me just tell you that this is most likely in London, i've lived in London and then i moved to Kent and trust me its not as bad in other parts of the country
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User avatar #44 - badgoodass (03/09/2015) [-]
It's kinda UK's own fault for having so many colonies in the past and exploiting them. Now that most people there speak English and have the choice to move to a first world country instead it's no wonder they choose to
User avatar #36 - theshadowed (03/09/2015) [-]
UK isn't even that bad
User avatar #11 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
And whites are the majority who are expected to bend over backwards to accommodate for everyone else.
#31 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
you sold your soul to 'em, they're boosting your crumbling population all you gotta do is accept more culture but you're too bigoted for that

country so superior you don't have to put any effort into anything, god bless the UK and the opportunity for those who are grateful for it
User avatar #32 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Shame I'm not from the UK.
#22 - valigar (03/09/2015) [-]
It's not about race you fucking imbecile. If blacks happened to be 51% of the tax paying population does that mean that everyone that is not black that accepts benefits for whatever goddamn reason is freeloading off of them? What is your ass backwards logic in assuming that race is the decisive factor here?! Be mad at immigrants, sure, that might be a viable reason for concern, even complain about them getting your tax dollars if they happen to do little or no work to earn benefits, but don't fucking act like any fucking system in charge of your money is designed to take your money because you are white and fuck you over! Race focused, bigoted, ignorant fuck bags like you with short-sighted hatred and intolerance are the only reason that there are any affirmative action and diversity laws in place because they, like you, thought they were so fucking much better than anyone that was different from them and they refused to hire, integrate, serve, or otherwise equally treat people that they don't understand or have the faintest interest in understanding!
User avatar #10 - jokekill (03/09/2015) [-]
That is an upsetting picture.
User avatar #15 - castereleven (03/09/2015) [-]
You show this to someone not form the UK and they will think this is some kind of saudi market, but no, it's fukin UK.
User avatar #40 - taniv (03/09/2015) [-]
Except those people look more like Indians than Saudi's, which either way shouldn't be a huge problem. It's kind of like how there are Chinatowns in North America. The immigrants tend to pool together around other foreigners from the same culture because that's where they feel most welcome. Immigrants not knowing the laws of the land are a problem, and immigrant cultures that threaten to create discord or violence are a problem. A picture of a bunch of brown people shouldn't be a problem, especially when it looks like it's just a 1 or 2 families since there are white people and black people in the backround
User avatar #67 - jokekill (03/09/2015) [-]
Indians come from a backwards country with fucked up cultures too. They're not supposed to be here. Sorry if it sounds racist, but this is what most British people have become because our tiny little island is becoming over-ran with foreigners and we're getting pretty fucking pissed off about it.
User avatar #68 - taniv (03/09/2015) [-]
British people weren't supposed to be in India, at least the Indians are entering Britain through legal means and they're immigrants not invaders. It's not racist, we're all one race, human. But it is discriminatory. We can have a conversation about whether or not discrimination is warranted if we don't demonize each other by using buzz words like "racist".

First off, Indians are not from a backwards country, but there are fucked up cultures. India is progressive, and one of the fastest developing countries in the world. They had the greatest showing of democracy the world has ever seen with a voter turnout of about 800 million, and a political scene full of passionate youth and genuine leaders making a visible difference in their communities. Incredibly progressive, but some of the traditional mindsets and cultures that still exist are very toxic. Those are the people causing troubles in other countries; the traditional folk who go to other parts of the world and try to practice their archaic culture there. Not that the country is backwards, it's very forward thinking, but bigotry doesn't disappear over night.

Secondly, don't be pissed off about foreigners. Be pissed off about foreigners who don't respect your home. If you're mad that there are people trying to make legislation that would enact Sharia Law, I would fully support you and your concerns. However, there are plenty of immigrants who are just trying to make a better life for their family in the Western world. For example, I live in Canada and I know a dude who's family came from Iran because they wanted to practice Atheism and now they work as scientists and engineers. My own family came from India because they wanted the next generation to have better opportunities and we sure as hell do since I'm studying Engineering, my sister is in Vet School, my other sister is a national level athlete and my little brother might take over the multicultural business my dad co-owns. I actually am good friends with a British bartender who's had to tell off a few people complaining about "immigrants" because they didn't realize he was one, only for them to say "oh not like you", because people are only foreign if they look foreign right? That being said, there are a ton of shitty Indian families here, but there's also a ton of good ones.

My point being, don't generalize. There are some really shitty foreigners, but there are also a lot of really shitty locals. If you're not going to treat the country and it's people like your own home and kinship, then leave, it doesn't matter whether you were born there or if you arrived there, anyone who causes trouble is unwelcome. Just don't demonize the people who are trying to make a living for their family or trying to escape a bad situation, that helps no one.
#29 - franceopplsnerfing (03/09/2015) [-]
But it isn't raining, where is the rain
#35 - hurzg (03/09/2015) [-]
Immigrants carried their climate with them.
User avatar #7 - elsannabaka (03/09/2015) [-]
which is worse, sweden or UK?
User avatar #20 - imnotkickthecat (03/09/2015) [-]
Sweden. The immigrants know that if you push the English to far they will get hostile real quick. Its only a matter of time before they awaken the old imperial king.
#64 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Lol, people being afraid of the English, sure thing, bub.
Almost all countries in Europe have problems with muslim immigration. Sweden is below UK in immigration statistics, so get fucked.
#30 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
except people feared the old imperial king, here's people already alienated with nothing to lose.

make some babies or make some room for prayer mats, sitting on your ass and blaming the immigrants is what's causing your country to die out.
User avatar #66 - imnotkickthecat (03/09/2015) [-]
Well, my country is not the UK. My profile picture is a hint.
#11 - Do Bloodquest, good stuff.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Warhammer 40komic: Lone... +1
User avatar #15 - crazyolitis (03/08/2015) [-]
Nevermind, I think I found it.
User avatar #13 - crazyolitis (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know where to get that one from, but I do have Macragge's honour.
#19 - If you can vote, go to war and marry you are not teen anymore,…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Time for people to riot -6
User avatar #30 - demcupcakes (03/08/2015) [-]
nineTEEN
User avatar #23 - europe (03/08/2015) [-]
Lolno
18-21 is an adolescent, the age at which you learn to become an adult and live on your own
#22 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
No if your age has 'teen' in it then you're a teen.

Fuckwit.
#4 - Stay frosty.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Shiba inus are pretty cool -2
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/09/2015) [-]
It uses Kanji bro not hiragana 柴犬 = Shiba Inu on google translate
#6 - chhuckfx (03/08/2015) [-]
With that excuse, we should call them brushwood dog since shiba means brushwood. And then, all the morons in the world who don't understand that there are other languages besides English, would be happy
#1 - Just plain Shiba is not enough? Why use inu and not, you know,…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Shiba inus are pretty cool -13
User avatar #5 - infernis (03/08/2015) [-]
Because then you would have a different name for it everywhere you go, when its complete name is in fact Shiba Inu.
#3 - chhuckfx (03/08/2015) [-]
The name of the breed is Shiba Inu, not Shiba Dog. Wtf is wrong with you lol, it's a japanese breed
#4 - summin (03/08/2015) [-]
Stay frosty.
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/09/2015) [-]
It uses Kanji bro not hiragana 柴犬 = Shiba Inu on google translate
#6 - chhuckfx (03/08/2015) [-]
With that excuse, we should call them brushwood dog since shiba means brushwood. And then, all the morons in the world who don't understand that there are other languages besides English, would be happy
User avatar #2 - wecthil (03/08/2015) [-]
Maybe because Shiba Inu is the correct name? You would call a dachshund also dachshund and not, I don't know, "Badger Dog", just because it's good old english now would you. It's just the correct name for it, so theres nothing wrong with it ^^
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Merchant Ruse: Success 0
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