x
Click to expand

summin

Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1271
Comment Ranking:#594
Highest Content Rank:#1271
Highest Comment Rank:#406
Content Thumbs: 2298 total,  2707 ,  409
Comment Thumbs: 12485 total,  13535 ,  1050
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 117 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:0
Content Views:132977
Times Content Favorited:313 times
Total Comments Made:1532
FJ Points:8392

latest user's comments

#3 - Das is racist! 03/30/2015 on Pirate themed 0
#18 - Will you get a tattoo if your parents\relatives\whatever die? …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Anna (Read Descrip) -3
User avatar #20 - chelseelynnseras (03/29/2015) [-]
I actually will be getting a tattoo for my parents, siblings, nieces/nephews, and some aunts. Already have one for my grandma.
#1 - Eminem is such an asswipe.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Guess that counts +23
#6 - thedugster (03/30/2015) [-]
#2 - There is no prescription medication for dyslexia.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Take a daily dose of Vitamin D +27
#20 - anonymous (03/30/2015) [-]
fuck australia
User avatar #18 - levitatingscrotum (03/30/2015) [-]
thanks doc
User avatar #16 - broswagonist (03/30/2015) [-]
ayy mr skeledoc
#15 - shiftur (03/30/2015) [-]
thank mr doc
#8 - lujan (03/30/2015) [-]
thank doc
User avatar #7 - NubiusMaximus (03/30/2015) [-]
thanks doc
User avatar #6 - thestooges (03/30/2015) [-]
thanks doc
#4 - bookieblaster (03/30/2015) [-]
thanks doc
User avatar #3 - MatthewsGauss (03/30/2015) [-]
thanks doc
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on [High Impact Sexual Violence] 0
#7 - dubphobiya Comment deleted by summin
#6 - dubphobiya (03/26/2015) [-]
#6 - Why she's using arms as legs? Did she had accident and had her… 03/26/2015 on Appropriate Attire -11
#2 - "God, take these wenches as sacrifice and give me bigger … 03/26/2015 on :) +4
#5 - Good taste, my brother.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on WTF Renaissance tweets +2
#9 - papaspipi (03/27/2015) [-]
I concur
#2 - Picture 03/26/2015 on Cringe for a lifetime 0
#5 - Just look at this fit young lady that lifts 90? kg.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2015 on lift not cake +2
User avatar #13 - lazypaul (03/26/2015) [-]
That's a 115kg snatch
#6 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
Good powerlifters are always fat and usually kind of weird looking, male or female, you need fat to protect your muscles.
#31 - IamPinhead (03/26/2015) [-]
>powerlifter

That's an Oly lifter you swine.
User avatar #15 - lazypaul (03/26/2015) [-]
'You need fat to protect your muscles'

Heavyweight powerlifters are usually fat but holy shit that was some retarded broscience right there.
User avatar #27 - chaossniper (03/26/2015) [-]
not really he sorta got a point

fat will act as a support kinda like a composite material where you got the reinforcement that are muscles and the fat as matrix
User avatar #60 - studbeefpile (03/27/2015) [-]
tfw Dan Green and Pete Rubish are some of the best powerlifters out there....
#17 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
If you have no bodyfat then whenever the body requires a boost of energy it starts to break down the only resource it has - muscle. A layer of fat also helps with impact absorption which can seriously damage pure muscle. This is why the healthy range for body fat is around 8-14% for most people. Body builders that go below this threshhold are at risk of all sorts of problems and are constantly in a dangerous state of dehydration when they're performing.

So yeah, you do need fat to protect your gains.
User avatar #61 - forbesydemon (03/27/2015) [-]
>>#15, You only need about 6% BF though, 3-4% at the extreme minimum. So being overly fat has no outstanding advantages. Reason most powerlifters are fat, as lazypaul said, is because they permanently bulk with an insane amount of protein intake. If you don't use your protein for muscle repair in a certain amount of time, it gets stored as fat. They're not trying to look pretty, they're trying to lift heavy so they don't bother burning off the excess fat from their protein intake. Look at bodybuilders, they want to lift big and look pretty so they sacrifice strength by focusing more on reducing bodyfat percentages. This means less time spent on gains.
#5 - September 30, 2015 03/24/2015 on Daddy's Beer +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Turtle Warrior 0
#3 - anonymous Comment deleted by summin
#2 - runescapeguy Comment deleted by summin
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on I don't like winter! +13
#14 - pippysfleas Comment deleted by summin
#13 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Oh yeah right on +1
#17 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
#27 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Nigga you also got like 50 accounts nigga you prolly thumbin up ya own shit.
#29 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
Sub-human please, hyena please, walking piece of shit, please stop talking.
User avatar #39 - redandgreen (03/23/2015) [-]
For goodness sake Schnizel there's no need to post that picture.
User avatar #49 - lulzforgaza (03/24/2015) [-]
shut up dipshit
#63 - redandgreen (03/24/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #30 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
No you stfu withy uor stupid ass bull shit on my fuckign content you stupid ass nitwit. Also stop using shit from Europe i'm American idgaf about soem Muslim retard that chopped some faggot cop's head off. You are sub-human because you feel the need to think you are better ebcause of race. You are as low as it gets, until you realize that people of all colors, nationalties, cultures, all have different aspects to their lives, values, problems, and but we all just want to live happy. People like you try to take away people's happiness off the internet by saying ignroant racism. You are a sub-human.
#31 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
>Said the nigger who steals for a living.
#32 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Actually i work full time every night for a living and i also have my associates degree in communciations. Who taught you to be an idiot?
#34 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
Your father.
User avatar #36 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Wasn't funny, but yeah i got to go to class in a bit, it was fun arguin with ya mang.
#37 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
ni
gg
er
#40 - kanedam (03/23/2015) [-]
#4 - Nah, **** that **** . Don't find women with mangl… 03/23/2015 on little thing you 0
#5 - "Indeed, the starting price for most entry level Shinken …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Reflection +36
User avatar #6 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day.
#16 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
You're a faggot compared to everyone else
User avatar #17 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Well that was rude.
#18 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
Wow, not even going to thank me for using a comparison and telling me to have a great day? Why are you treating me different, compared to how you treat everyone else?
User avatar #19 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for both of the comparisons, you distracted me with your mean words. I am sorry.
#6 - You mean mango, animey is animated. 03/23/2015 on my first anime drawing +1
#3 - Obligatory.  [+] (38 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Reflection +143
#166 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
All I see a loving mother that cares for her children. He is not trying to be a ninja to show off his ninja moves. He just talks about the weapon that he bought. Hey, but don't mind me it's a trend to make fun of people who has katanas.
#157 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
It warms my heart to know that he'll bleed out by the same blade he bought... Do these fedora-autists even know that a katana isn't a fucking toy?
#151 - hassanane (03/24/2015) [-]
Why does he sound like Dr. Evil?
#142 - hurzg (03/24/2015) [-]
"aaaaaahhhhhheeeemm opening it"
User avatar #141 - moldybreadcrumb (03/24/2015) [-]
QVC Man Stabs himself with Katana Sword - Live
Also obligatory
#130 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh god the pain I just inflicted on myself watching him

I don't know if I should cry and feel sorry for him or feel good about myself because I found someone who is a bigger loser then me
#122 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
IT'S TAPE YA DIP!
User avatar #118 - icameheretotroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I know most of you felt better about yourselfs after watching this webm but it made me downright depressed after watching it
#113 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
I feel like this is gonna be my brother in roughly 10 years.
User avatar #104 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
the spergacity is almost ridiculous
User avatar #106 - goodatlosing (03/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a word buddy.
User avatar #107 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
spergacity is derived from the word aspergers
User avatar #108 - goodatlosing (03/24/2015) [-]
Ah, fair enough. I renege my red thumb.
User avatar #186 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #97 - xdiabolicx (03/24/2015) [-]
This was really painful to watch/listen.
#96 - thebrothersmachado (03/24/2015) [-]
semerai jeck
#87 - anonymous (03/24/2015) [-]
omfg this dude and his brother is fucking loser really....sriously what the fuck (#)$)(@#%)(#@*%()@#*%(*@U#(%*@#(%#@
User avatar #50 - Bforbacon (03/24/2015) [-]
WATCH IT
User avatar #40 - moevleboevle (03/24/2015) [-]
aw sweet, now he can open his boxes with style instead of that gay ass scissor!
#28 - applescryatnight (03/24/2015) [-]
i was watching the whole thing thinking
"hes gonna cut his hand off here..."
"ok hes probably gonna swing and break the camera"
"someone get hurt already"
User avatar #25 - mrpotatofudge (03/24/2015) [-]
"its obleegatory"
User avatar #93 - Spitfirex (03/24/2015) [-]
"itS TaPEH"
#22 - IamPinhead (03/24/2015) [-]
Something about this video is very sad, and it's not just the dork getting a katana.
User avatar #94 - createdjustnow (03/24/2015) [-]
is it the fact that the dork might be that boy's father, and you still haven't even been laid?
#195 - IamPinhead (03/24/2015) [-]
I know what you're going for here, but you missed the mark. The guy is definitely a dork. I simply state that as it is: a fact. It's no more an insult or derision than to say he's wearing a yellow shirt or a pair of glasses.
My sexual history (or lack thereof, as the case may be) is entirely irrelevant to the video being sad or his being a dork. If I had a vast and colorful sexual history, this video featuring a seemingly sad guy being so happy about his mail order katana in his backyard would still be sad. If I were a kissless virgin who breaks out in hives at the thought of female sexual contact, he would still be a dork.
User avatar #125 - alfonshister (03/24/2015) [-]
Remember that calling random people virgins can also apply to you?
User avatar #188 - createdjustnow (03/24/2015) [-]
didn't say I wasn't
User avatar #14 - playercz (03/23/2015) [-]
"press the record button again"
MY KEKS HAVE ENTERED THE ORBIT
User avatar #10 - mrsnowballs (03/23/2015) [-]
very nice eh?
User avatar #9 - soullessminion (03/23/2015) [-]
"IT"S TAPE!"
i don't know why but i lost it when it showed the kid's face as he said that
#8 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
better watch yourself 'round this bad boy
User avatar #4 - blobboy (03/23/2015) [-]
I love how he begins to explain the cheap quality of some flea market katana he saw.
Like a mail-order one from a sword magazine is the utmost quality.
User avatar #5 - summin (03/23/2015) [-]
"Indeed, the starting price for most entry level Shinken and Nihonto (real katana made in Japan) is more like US$3000 and goes up (and up and UP) from there."

Compared to chinese knock off that costs 209 US.
User avatar #6 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day.
#16 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
You're a faggot compared to everyone else
User avatar #17 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Well that was rude.
#18 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
Wow, not even going to thank me for using a comparison and telling me to have a great day? Why are you treating me different, compared to how you treat everyone else?
User avatar #19 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for both of the comparisons, you distracted me with your mean words. I am sorry.
#24 - I see nothing wrong here.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Incest Cringe Comp +1
User avatar #55 - desuladesu (03/24/2015) [-]
maybe you should get glasses
User avatar #33 - Gantrhythor (03/23/2015) [-]
It's a crime in some places
#3 - Men are apes, women are also apes, because we are ******* …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Check m8 atheists +21
#87 - tarabostes (03/23/2015) [-]
Noice!
User avatar #48 - drakonpunch (03/23/2015) [-]
Underrated post
User avatar #34 - techjoker (03/23/2015) [-]
Don't you mean primapes?
#23 - ReeferTrees (03/23/2015) [-]
Being at the top of the food chain, you could say we're the... Prime Apes
#25 - testaburger (03/23/2015) [-]
#14 - jaevel (03/23/2015) [-]
#8 - Time flies when you're in a coma. 03/22/2015 on Daily rage reminder 3 0
#1 - Its a couch, mom! 03/22/2015 on Who want sit on this chair +5
#17 - Fantasy fiction on a History channel. Is such a thing even pos… 03/21/2015 on Vikings 0
#6 - Picture 03/21/2015 on (untitled) +2
#4 - Beta orbiter married fat cow with warped tits. Congratulations!  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2015 on (untitled) -14
#13 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
the amount of jealousy on this site is crazy... i got -50 thumbs yesterday for saying i've dated girls
#12 - andywazowski (03/22/2015) [-]
You sound jealous
#8 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
Women gain fat in process of pregnancy.
you fucking neckbeard.
#7 - DrollHumor (03/21/2015) [-]
Well she's about to lose ~7.5 pounds, then the tits will get even bigger.
#9 - goodhomer (03/21/2015) [-]
Pregnancy weight, if healthy, should be: 1/3 baby, 1/3 placenta(and water), 1/3 fat.

So if the baby is 7.3 she will lose 14.6lbs all at once and then 2 - 3 lbs per month over the next 3 months if she eats right and stays active. Active being relative because you are supposed to be resting for those months.
#5 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
oh god atleast he got laid you fucking neckbeard
#6 - summin (03/21/2015) [-]

items

Total unique items point value: 11711 / Total items point value: 20851

Comments(0):

 
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)