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summin

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2012
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Content Ranking:#1692
Comment Ranking:#637
Highest Content Rank:#1272
Highest Comment Rank:#406
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Times Content Favorited:292 times
Total Comments Made:1472
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#5 - September 30, 2015 03/24/2015 on Daddy's Beer +1
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Turtle Warrior 0
#3 - Ken M Comment deleted by summin
#2 - runescapeguy Comment deleted by summin
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on I don't like winter! +13
#14 - pippysfleas Comment deleted by summin
#13 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Oh yeah right on +1
#17 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
#27 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Nigga you also got like 50 accounts nigga you prolly thumbin up ya own shit.
#29 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
Sub-human please, hyena please, walking piece of shit, please stop talking.
User avatar #39 - redandgreen (03/23/2015) [-]
For goodness sake Schnizel there's no need to post that picture.
User avatar #49 - lulzforgaza (03/24/2015) [-]
shut up dipshit
#63 - redandgreen (03/24/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #30 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
No you stfu withy uor stupid ass bull shit on my fuckign content you stupid ass nitwit. Also stop using shit from Europe i'm American idgaf about soem Muslim retard that chopped some faggot cop's head off. You are sub-human because you feel the need to think you are better ebcause of race. You are as low as it gets, until you realize that people of all colors, nationalties, cultures, all have different aspects to their lives, values, problems, and but we all just want to live happy. People like you try to take away people's happiness off the internet by saying ignroant racism. You are a sub-human.
#31 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
>Said the nigger who steals for a living.
#32 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Actually i work full time every night for a living and i also have my associates degree in communciations. Who taught you to be an idiot?
#34 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
Your father.
User avatar #36 - xxkosukexx (03/23/2015) [-]
Wasn't funny, but yeah i got to go to class in a bit, it was fun arguin with ya mang.
#37 - schnizel (03/23/2015) [-]
ni
gg
er
#40 - kanedam (03/23/2015) [-]
#4 - Nah, **** that **** . Don't find women with mangl… 03/23/2015 on little thing you 0
#5 - "Indeed, the starting price for most entry level Shinken …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Reflection +36
User avatar #6 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day.
#16 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
You're a faggot compared to everyone else
User avatar #17 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Well that was rude.
#18 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
Wow, not even going to thank me for using a comparison and telling me to have a great day? Why are you treating me different, compared to how you treat everyone else?
User avatar #19 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for both of the comparisons, you distracted me with your mean words. I am sorry.
#6 - You mean mango, animey is animated. 03/23/2015 on my first anime drawing +1
#3 - Obligatory.  [+] (38 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Reflection +143
#166 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
All I see a loving mother that cares for her children. He is not trying to be a ninja to show off his ninja moves. He just talks about the weapon that he bought. Hey, but don't mind me it's a trend to make fun of people who has katanas.
#157 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
It warms my heart to know that he'll bleed out by the same blade he bought... Do these fedora-autists even know that a katana isn't a fucking toy?
#151 - hassanane (03/24/2015) [-]
Why does he sound like Dr. Evil?
#142 - hurzg (03/24/2015) [-]
"aaaaaahhhhhheeeemm opening it"
User avatar #141 - moldybreadcrumb (03/24/2015) [-]
QVC Man Stabs himself with Katana Sword - Live
Also obligatory
#130 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
Oh god the pain I just inflicted on myself watching him

I don't know if I should cry and feel sorry for him or feel good about myself because I found someone who is a bigger loser then me
#122 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
IT'S TAPE YA DIP!
User avatar #118 - icameheretotroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I know most of you felt better about yourselfs after watching this webm but it made me downright depressed after watching it
#113 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
I feel like this is gonna be my brother in roughly 10 years.
User avatar #104 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
the spergacity is almost ridiculous
User avatar #106 - goodatlosing (03/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a word buddy.
User avatar #107 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
spergacity is derived from the word aspergers
User avatar #108 - goodatlosing (03/24/2015) [-]
Ah, fair enough. I renege my red thumb.
User avatar #186 - midgettitwank (03/24/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #97 - xdiabolicx (03/24/2015) [-]
This was really painful to watch/listen.
#96 - thebrothersmachado (03/24/2015) [-]
semerai jeck
#87 - Ken M (03/24/2015) [-]
omfg this dude and his brother is fucking loser really....sriously what the fuck (#)$)(@#%)(#@*%()@#*%(*@U#(%*@#(%#@
User avatar #50 - Bforbacon (03/24/2015) [-]
WATCH IT
User avatar #40 - moevleboevle (03/24/2015) [-]
aw sweet, now he can open his boxes with style instead of that gay ass scissor!
#28 - applescryatnight (03/24/2015) [-]
i was watching the whole thing thinking
"hes gonna cut his hand off here..."
"ok hes probably gonna swing and break the camera"
"someone get hurt already"
User avatar #25 - mrpotatofudge (03/24/2015) [-]
"its obleegatory"
User avatar #93 - Spitfirex (03/24/2015) [-]
"itS TaPEH"
#22 - IamPinhead (03/24/2015) [-]
Something about this video is very sad, and it's not just the dork getting a katana.
User avatar #94 - createdjustnow (03/24/2015) [-]
is it the fact that the dork might be that boy's father, and you still haven't even been laid?
#195 - IamPinhead (03/24/2015) [-]
I know what you're going for here, but you missed the mark. The guy is definitely a dork. I simply state that as it is: a fact. It's no more an insult or derision than to say he's wearing a yellow shirt or a pair of glasses.
My sexual history (or lack thereof, as the case may be) is entirely irrelevant to the video being sad or his being a dork. If I had a vast and colorful sexual history, this video featuring a seemingly sad guy being so happy about his mail order katana in his backyard would still be sad. If I were a kissless virgin who breaks out in hives at the thought of female sexual contact, he would still be a dork.
User avatar #125 - alfonshister (03/24/2015) [-]
Remember that calling random people virgins can also apply to you?
User avatar #188 - createdjustnow (03/24/2015) [-]
didn't say I wasn't
User avatar #14 - playercz (03/23/2015) [-]
"press the record button again"
MY KEKS HAVE ENTERED THE ORBIT
User avatar #10 - mrsnowballs (03/23/2015) [-]
very nice eh?
User avatar #9 - soullessminion (03/23/2015) [-]
"IT"S TAPE!"
i don't know why but i lost it when it showed the kid's face as he said that
#8 - Ken M (03/23/2015) [-]
better watch yourself 'round this bad boy
User avatar #4 - blobboy (03/23/2015) [-]
I love how he begins to explain the cheap quality of some flea market katana he saw.
Like a mail-order one from a sword magazine is the utmost quality.
User avatar #5 - summin (03/23/2015) [-]
"Indeed, the starting price for most entry level Shinken and Nihonto (real katana made in Japan) is more like US$3000 and goes up (and up and UP) from there."

Compared to chinese knock off that costs 209 US.
User avatar #6 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day.
#16 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
You're a faggot compared to everyone else
User avatar #17 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Well that was rude.
#18 - rundas (03/23/2015) [-]
Wow, not even going to thank me for using a comparison and telling me to have a great day? Why are you treating me different, compared to how you treat everyone else?
User avatar #19 - compared (03/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for both of the comparisons, you distracted me with your mean words. I am sorry.
#24 - I see nothing wrong here.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Incest Cringe Comp +1
User avatar #55 - desuladesu (03/24/2015) [-]
maybe you should get glasses
User avatar #33 - Gantrhythor (03/23/2015) [-]
It's a crime in some places
#3 - Men are apes, women are also apes, because we are ******* …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Check m8 atheists +21
#87 - tarabostes (03/23/2015) [-]
Noice!
User avatar #48 - drakonpunch (03/23/2015) [-]
Underrated post
User avatar #34 - techjoker (03/23/2015) [-]
Don't you mean primapes?
#23 - ReeferTrees (03/23/2015) [-]
Being at the top of the food chain, you could say we're the... Prime Apes
#25 - testaburger (03/23/2015) [-]
#14 - jaevel (03/23/2015) [-]
#8 - Time flies when you're in a coma. 03/22/2015 on Daily rage reminder 3 0
#1 - Its a couch, mom! 03/22/2015 on Who want sit on this chair +5
#17 - Fantasy fiction on a History channel. Is such a thing even pos… 03/21/2015 on Vikings 0
#6 - Picture 03/21/2015 on (untitled) +2
#4 - Beta orbiter married fat cow with warped tits. Congratulations!  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2015 on (untitled) -14
#13 - Ken M (03/22/2015) [-]
the amount of jealousy on this site is crazy... i got -50 thumbs yesterday for saying i've dated girls
#12 - andywazowski (03/22/2015) [-]
You sound jealous
#8 - Ken M (03/21/2015) [-]
Women gain fat in process of pregnancy.
you fucking neckbeard.
#7 - DrollHumor (03/21/2015) [-]
Well she's about to lose ~7.5 pounds, then the tits will get even bigger.
#9 - goodhomer (03/21/2015) [-]
Pregnancy weight, if healthy, should be: 1/3 baby, 1/3 placenta(and water), 1/3 fat.

So if the baby is 7.3 she will lose 14.6lbs all at once and then 2 - 3 lbs per month over the next 3 months if she eats right and stays active. Active being relative because you are supposed to be resting for those months.
#5 - Ken M (03/21/2015) [-]
oh god atleast he got laid you fucking neckbeard
#6 - summin (03/21/2015) [-]
#9 - Squidward is a squid and not an octopus. "From t… 03/20/2015 on squids 0
#8 - Comment deleted 03/20/2015 on squids 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on award for what? +1
#6 - Ken M (03/20/2015) [-]
this reminds me of old cam whores i used to jack it to for most of my teen years, this were the professional whores of paysites i could afford on a credit card my mom let me get on my 18th birthday, their favorite thing to do was to get the camera, i imagine with an operator of some sort, since those were the days of quickcams or t1 professional streaming danni.hotbox.com and this were chicks i also saw on busty beauties and high society print magazines to zoom in into their meat flaps, and good golly miss molly gee whiz shit fuck, those were some mangled scar tissue they would stretch and simply do unsexy things to...i have not ejaculated so profusely since then
#3 - I guess so. 03/20/2015 on Solar eclipse in London 2015! +1
#2 - Jesus was a jew, first christians were also jew.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Jesus is the answer 0
User avatar #5 - hydraetis (03/21/2015) [-]
Someone that follows Judaism wouldn't accredit Jesus like that. To Judaism, Jesus would have just been a prophet at most. To Christianity, Jesus was God/The Messiah.
#7 - 3 years ago he crossed that line. 03/20/2015 on [F] 0
#1 - When you are unzipping your pants but she runs away.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Advanced yoga move: Don't... 0
User avatar #2 - Sandshadow (03/19/2015) [-]
When you are stretching in yoga class but remember you are dogkin and you go to sniff the person's butt that is in front of you
#256 - Its kind of sad that paramilitary organization were reduced in… 03/19/2015 on I love being white 0
#250 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on I love being white 0
User avatar #254 - heartlessrobot (03/19/2015) [-]
The guy was Asian.
Which isn't even on that graph.
User avatar #253 - heartlessrobot (03/19/2015) [-]
My dad witnessed a full on SWAT raid next to his apartment when he was living in Philadelphia. For missed child-support. All because the guy was convicted as a drug-dealer years ago.
User avatar #256 - summin (03/19/2015) [-]
Its kind of sad that paramilitary organization were reduced into errand boys that dispenses court notices.
#1 - Did you clean after you came?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on when i came my girl... +5
User avatar #2 - dieucanlam (03/20/2015) [-]
i think this is bad idea

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