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#3 - Budapest Crumplehorn  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on Benakhan Sherlockpatch 0
#5 - misteraaron (05/13/2015) [-]
...Bourgeoisie capitalist?
#8 - Its albino, you dip!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2015 on EVOLUTION IS A LIE 0
User avatar #9 - coledunk (05/12/2015) [-]
its not an albino, its rare but its possible for black people to have white children.
#25 - Picture 05/11/2015 on rip ;_; 0
#66 - Picture 05/10/2015 on Link in description +1
#3 - Look at all these native brits in that photo.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2015 on queeny -21
User avatar #22 - crazyolitis (05/09/2015) [-]
Please look at the 9th word of the post.
#1 - Picture 05/09/2015 on Penis +20
#3 - Yes i do believe you, but next time take photos of sky and clo… 05/09/2015 on hmm +94
#10 - If you mentioned Budd, you have to include th…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Morbid photographs comp +24
User avatar #35 - amata (05/09/2015) [-]
Shit, I've listened to this song for years and never knew who or what it was about. That's pretty morbid.
User avatar #178 - zourch (05/09/2015) [-]
im lost,
whats the song about?
User avatar #179 - amata (05/09/2015) [-]
It's just a song about the death of Budd, apparently. I don't know if there's any hidden meaning to it, all I know is that people apparently thought it was about Kurt Cobain for a long time.
#12 - beastkenten (05/08/2015) [-]
#2 - Vizio TV, oh boy. 05/07/2015 on Breaking News 0
#1 - Picture 05/07/2015 on gooby +11
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Vitamin A pr0n +1
#5 - sptnfouroneseven Comment deleted by summin
#2 - demonlordmudkip Comment deleted by summin
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Figure Skating Faces. +3
#6 - wildredsock (05/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #9 - lawlzeeful (05/07/2015) [-]
Kronk
Pull the lever
#19 - kronk (05/07/2015) [-]
Okay
#1 - Cuck tales, whoohoo hoo!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Just Saying +13
User avatar #13 - twofreegerbils (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh god I love this. I fucking hate Louis CK.
#31 - Ha.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Buzzfeed is out of control +1
#46 - professorbob (05/05/2015) [-]
It's almost as if women aren't inanimate objects that are able to take care of their own bodies without having someone else to be a vagina-nanny.
User avatar #37 - samfudlik (05/05/2015) [-]
the only flaw in that logic is women are not toilets
#7 - "I need to shed some light on these issues."  [+] (4 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Politicians +54
User avatar #13 - masonhawke (05/06/2015) [-]
Then he'd shine the light on the black people in the room
#10 - drumpenguin (05/05/2015) [-]
#12 - dingdongpancakes (05/06/2015) [-]
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/05/2015) [-]
GODDAMNIT CARLOS
#30 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Breakups suck 0
#5 - Correct me if i'm wrong but Czech was all ways considered a we…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Liberation Festival in... +3
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2015) [-]
Well of course the region was considered western, it was actually a very powerful country in the 1300's being the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. However the term western doesn't always mean the same thing.

Austria kind of sucked balls at industrialization compared to many Westerners so this made the whole region lag behind, that being said Bohemia was pretty good at westernizing compared to the rest of the Austrian-Hungarian empire.

After ww1 the whole continent went too shit so trade was pretty shitty. The new Czechoslovakia did not handle this new environment nearly as well as the Germans did with fascism(also America didn't help Czechoslovakia nearly as much as Germany).

After this Germany, Poland, and Hungary all decided to fuck them up, so they got smashed and annexed and then used like a bitch. Then Russia came in and decided that some of Czechoslovakia belonged to Russia and that then supported the new Communist government.

The Result was a country that existed to be a buffer to the western world, and again they mainly got used by Russia. So now they are just kind of in the middle between East and West, like Poland or Hungary or any other country that got their asses used for over a century.

The world would be a very different place if the Austrian Hungarian nation were less shitty at running an empire.
#3 - "I saw a good name for our daughter." "Wher…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on making a point.. +74
#18 - daix (05/06/2015) [-]
Her name is Luwanda. The plane says Lufthansa. Not seeing the joke here.
User avatar #25 - theflamingbrownie (05/06/2015) [-]
The joke is black people.
#26 - daix (05/06/2015) [-]
#28 - Wait a minute, that girl... 05/05/2015 on Pacquiao's daughter gave... +38
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on joker bodypaint +2
#8 - hollowedsouls (05/05/2015) [-]
well it is...
#4 - Oh god, my butt cheeks were clenched so had, they almost reach… 05/05/2015 on Happy ending 0
#3 - Not a single flag, tank or soldier of USSR liberators, gee i w…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Liberation Festival in... +1
#4 - matyldocz (05/05/2015) [-]
I should have mentioned this earlier.

Pilsen and the western part of CZ was actually liberated by Americans, not Russians. When there were people in the streets of Prague dying during the Prague uprising, the Americans couldn't intervene because Prague was behind the demarcation line and was supposed to be liberated by USSR.

Makes you wonder. If we as a whole country were liberated by USA, we could be considered a western nation.
#5 - summin (05/05/2015) [-]
Correct me if i'm wrong but Czech was all ways considered a western nation, if you mean 1st world nation, its a tricky question, but it depends on economy, military, regional and global influence.

P.S. you should read memoirs and letter of Patton and you'll make a great picture of why USA didn't liberated rest of Europe.
#9 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2015) [-]
Well of course the region was considered western, it was actually a very powerful country in the 1300's being the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. However the term western doesn't always mean the same thing.

Austria kind of sucked balls at industrialization compared to many Westerners so this made the whole region lag behind, that being said Bohemia was pretty good at westernizing compared to the rest of the Austrian-Hungarian empire.

After ww1 the whole continent went too shit so trade was pretty shitty. The new Czechoslovakia did not handle this new environment nearly as well as the Germans did with fascism(also America didn't help Czechoslovakia nearly as much as Germany).

After this Germany, Poland, and Hungary all decided to fuck them up, so they got smashed and annexed and then used like a bitch. Then Russia came in and decided that some of Czechoslovakia belonged to Russia and that then supported the new Communist government.

The Result was a country that existed to be a buffer to the western world, and again they mainly got used by Russia. So now they are just kind of in the middle between East and West, like Poland or Hungary or any other country that got their asses used for over a century.

The world would be a very different place if the Austrian Hungarian nation were less shitty at running an empire.
#9 - Picture 05/05/2015 on pets +14
#5 - Not bad, bit it would be much cooler if you did it on your dick.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2015 on joker bodypaint 0
#6 - hollowedsouls (05/05/2015) [-]
he doesn't have a paint brush small enouth.
sassy dance
#7 - summin (05/05/2015) [-]
#8 - hollowedsouls (05/05/2015) [-]
well it is...
#1 - Picture 05/05/2015 on The Bradster +8

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