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User avatar #100 - valax (09/10/2014) [-]
Did you do anything amazing today?

So, one could in theory be a Yirospractitioner?
#97 - Dude, watch their videos. You'll never cook the same again! …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on succubus's profile 0
#98 - valax (09/10/2014) [-]
Buuuut food is expensive.
Hey, I get cool food today, possibly!

Kebab?
Do you like kebab?
User avatar #99 - succubus (09/10/2014) [-]
Haha awesome.

and it's called a Yiros in Australia
User avatar #100 - valax (09/10/2014) [-]
Did you do anything amazing today?

So, one could in theory be a Yirospractitioner?

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#86 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Do you have music you like?


Bleh. Feeling tired.
Didn't get enough sleep and had a bad nap yesterday.
I'll go to school later on.
User avatar #88 to #86 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Also, that **** looks legendary
#89 to #88 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It does look quite nice, doesn't it?
I'd want some.

Now that I think about it, I'd want something cold. Besides my OJ, anyways.
User avatar #87 to #86 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Rammstein is one that I love the **** out of. I like alot of the newer songs, too. Not all, though.
Nicki minaj is one fugly slut.
#90 to #87 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]

Is Nicky Minaj from UK? I haven't followed the music industry much lately. Haha.

<- Mm!
User avatar #91 to #90 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I think she's from whore island. xD



And ermagherd!
#92 to #91 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Sounds like a fun place!

These pictures have just been sitting on my folders for ages.
Hehe.
I want soft ice.
#93 to #92 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
"Soft ice"

It's soft-serve ice cream, silly!!

And I'm hell wanting this
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#94 to #93 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
B- But that's so many words..!

What even is that?
Chicken?
User avatar #95 to #94 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's a Quail, inside a Cornish game hen, inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a pig!

Turbaconepicentipede!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAjhG09X9YA
#96 to #95 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Woah.
Playing with food's an art form onto itself, and he's Rembrandt?

Want noodles?
User avatar #97 to #96 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Dude, watch their videos. You'll never cook the same again!



And naaah, am good, man
#98 to #97 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Buuuut food is expensive.
Hey, I get cool food today, possibly!

Kebab?
Do you like kebab?
User avatar #99 to #98 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Haha awesome.

and it's called a Yiros in Australia
User avatar #100 to #99 - valax ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Did you do anything amazing today?

So, one could in theory be a Yirospractitioner?
User avatar #18 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Hi, Succubus!
User avatar #19 to #18 - succubus ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Hellew...
User avatar #40 to #19 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Think you're prepared for those exams?

I have some other school stuff I really need to get done, maybe I'll do those today.

(Good thinking mentioning me in the comment!)
User avatar #41 to #40 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
(Thanks, haha!)



Yeah, i guess... I've fallen behind though.
User avatar #42 to #41 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]

I recently had a whole week I was gone from school.
Some teachers were super cool about it, one teacher was a little bitchy.
I got back pretty easily! I wonder if I'll get in trouble for being absent from a few classes today, since I'm not suppose to get many more, yet my exam is on top of the classes.

What kind of school are you in?
User avatar #43 to #42 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Registered Training Organization.



And yeah, I hope they'll let me catch up
User avatar #44 to #43 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
What's that like? I have no idea. (Sorry!)
Gonna train to be a doctor? (Hehe.)

I hope my math goes well.
I've been apathetic about math.
User avatar #45 to #44 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, i might work up to that. Not sure yet, haha.



I hate math with a passion
User avatar #46 to #45 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Impressive!
Anything in short them you're working on?

Yeeeah, not my thing, either.
It'd take a lot of effort and time to master all of the stuff they'd want me to know by now.
But I don't think it'd be worth it.
I won't be really using such advanced math later on.
User avatar #47 to #46 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yep

And fair enough, dude
User avatar #48 to #47 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You could be an evil doctor who does evil stuff. Like heals people and creates an evil mutant army on the side.

What subjects do you get to study at school?
User avatar #49 to #48 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha noooo...

And i'm at college
User avatar #50 to #49 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Well, hey.
I'm off to school!
5 minutes to get there, hahaha.
I'll see you later!

Have a good day!
User avatar #51 to #50 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
You too, dude!

Seeya!
User avatar #52 to #51 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's my lunch break!
I can bike home and spend... 25 about mins at home before having to go back.
Good workout, too.
User avatar #53 to #52 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
**** dat.

Lazy people, represent!
I drive xD
User avatar #54 to #53 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Though, it's a fairly new habit. I guess, I just got tired of school lunches, hahaha.
I've done it since last week.

Pfft, I don't have a driver's license.
You should drive me around, heh.
User avatar #55 to #54 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
That's why I siphon money whenever I can, and use it for lunch.
Like, I keep the change i get from buying something in a tin and just take enough for a day each time.

And pffff. Too far away!
User avatar #56 to #55 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I got money! Though, right now it's on stocks and in a Danish bank. I only have 1,3k in the bank.
I have a mug with a bit of money. It's a nice mug. And the purpose is pretty good. Good place to keep your money and remember where it is.

Pfft, fine. Be that way. Hahaha.
User avatar #57 to #56 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Gimmie some!!! I got like, $70 in my bank for a goddamn phone bill!

Srsly! Holding out on me brah? Haha.

I can't drive over the ocean, dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I got like.. 7400 euros in an investment thing. Hopefully they handle stuff well at the bank and turn my buck to be bigger.
I wish I knew some super, super rich guy so I could be like, "Hey. Give me money, you don't need it." Wouldn't it be nice?

I- I'm practically broke, d- don't ask me for dough!

What would Jesus do? He would!
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
How are you on this magnificent Sunday?
User avatar #59 to #20 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
LEL.

I'm flat broke, close to living on the streets, you have investments! Hand some over! Haha!


Jesus would turn the main water to my house into wine and I'd have a ******* wonderful time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hue.

Pfft, no way. Though, you can come over and stay and leech off of our food, if it boils down to it.
You could also drive me around, yay!

Jesus is such an alcoholic. *sobs*
Isn't Jesus a hippie, when you think about it?
User avatar #61 to #60 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I am perfectly self sufficient, I can provide for myself! If I cannot afford it, I charm it out of people. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get a free drink at a bar by showing the twins a little.

Jesus is the best at parties. Refilling the kegs nd ****
And yeah, I guess! I mean, he had the dreads going
User avatar #62 to #61 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Pfft, women and their vile charms. You should score free bagels.
Do you actually use your femininity to score free stuff?

"Aw, dude. Look at me replicate this fish and bread."
I wonder what he was like, if he was.
User avatar #63 to #62 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha no!
well, once. I went to McDonalds, and they took forever with my order, so I started ranting, saying I was pregnant and starving, so they gave me a free large fries as a sorry. Was legend.


Guy was probably a nutjob. Well, he'd have seemed like one to us. Some guy comes up to you all like, "I WILL BE YOUR SAVIOR" And you'd be all, "Someone get this guy off the drugs, thanks"
User avatar #64 to #63 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I see. Hahah.
B- But were you actually pregnant..!?!?
I wonder what guys can say to get treatment. Not much, huh? Stupid society, discrimination and stereotypes..! Where are my large fries..!?
Hey! You should scam stuff and split it with me.

"I WILL SAVE YOU! LET ME WASH YOU FEEET! EAT MY FISH AND DRINK MY BLOODDDD!!"
"Jesus, what the hell?"
User avatar #65 to #64 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Ahhaha no I wasn't pregnant! I was 16!! Haha I was far too dorky to have a boyfriend back then. Guess my story is that of the ugly duckling. Blossomed with age and all that philosophical **** .

Haha, I used to be like, master thief. Got away with thousands of dollars worth'a **** over the years,

Haha, that guy was nuts.
User avatar #66 to #65 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh? Are you absolutely breathtaking now? Hahaha.

Wow. That's impressive, if it's true. Haha. I should jack stuff sometime, hehe. I mean, free stuff's good, and such.

"Shhh, don't fight back. Let me save you. Also, I want all of my followers to be just guys~. Girls are icky."
User avatar #67 to #66 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha! No, I meant in the sense of my confidence. Hubris speaking, but I don't consider myself ugly by any standard, but I'm no beauty queen.

I used to always carry this hand bag with a false bottom.
User avatar #68 to #67 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Confidence is good. As is hubris, helps you reach new heights. Just don't get too hurt if you fall a bit from climbing up and get pushed down.
I'm sure you're simply spectacular.
Spectacular's a good word, I should use it more often..

Pfft, you're such a ninja. Do shops have magnetized everything so if you try walking out with anything, they beep boop?
User avatar #69 to #68 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hubris is usually one's downfall, more commonly known as the deadly sin, Pride.

They do, but not through several layers of cloth.
User avatar #70 to #69 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Eh, I view it to be the pride and arrogance that would lead to divine punishment and being slapped a little. Was there a word for just being all arrogant without getting doomed?

Interesting! Would you like to go shopping?
User avatar #71 to #70 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Hmm, you've a fair hypotheses there.

Haha, dude. I'm easily 20,000miles away from you.
User avatar #72 to #71 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Why, thank you. (I think! Hahaha.)

Where exactly would you be?
I'm in a cold place next to a huge, scary country with only 5.48% of it understanding English.
Guess where I am.
User avatar #73 to #72 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Haha


I'm in Australia, in the state South Australia.
And hmmmm.... haha i have no idea...

I have to go to bed. Alot of **** I have to do tomorrow. I'll reply to your comment when I get up! Seeya dude!
User avatar #74 to #73 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]


Oh! Australia, that's awesome. I wonder if you have a cool accent.
I wanna hear more about Australia and follow your media a bit more. I wonder what kind of weather you get around the year, hmm.
It's Finland! Hehe.

It's late for you, huh? It's 16:46 for me.
Sleep well! Have nice dreams!
Catch you later!
User avatar #75 to #74 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
i'm baack!!


The weather here is so **** . About as unpredictable as a meth addict.
Oooh finland!! Nice

It was about 1am for me at that point in time. I really had to sleep, haha.
User avatar #76 to #75 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Welcome back! I'm at home on my lunch break. So that's nice.

Yeah? Hahah. Sounds fun. Is it very windy there often?

The weather here's pretty cool. Since we have Norway and Sweden as a barrier for stormy winter from the ocean. And Russia to the side, so nothing much comes from there besides cold and dry wind.

What time would it be for you now? It's almost 12:00 for me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - succubus ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Ohh, pretty ****** .

Just alot of crap happening. What about you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - valax ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Sorry to hear that.

I'm pretty good.
Ate some grapes, got a shower, did something before which I can't recall now.
Waiting for a certain somebody to wake up and then I'll see if we can hang out.
But that might not happen for another 5 hours, so I'm not sitting on the edge my chair.

Got plans for today?
User avatar #77 to #22 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
6:27pm

I'm home, waiting for dinner. xD.
I'm so tired, though!! Been hauling ass around the shopping centre all day. I swear I'm the only woman I know that despises shopping, haha!

And thanks!! Welcome back, yourself!
User avatar #78 to #77 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
That's weird. I'm very used to people always being behind me. People from America and Canada, and such.
It's already quite late for you, huh?
You're 6½ hours ahead of me, then.

You got home from hospital?
What'd you have to buy? I like shopping for food, play thing and such, it's quite nice. I'm not much for doing tiring clothes shopping. Haha.

Thank you!
It's 9.9., huh? Nice date.
User avatar #79 to #78 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
GIGGITY!! xD

And yeah, it's dinner time up in hurr.

Yeah, i'm showing considerable improvement. Am going back tomorrow to get the catheter removed! Yeeey!!!

And yeah, is 9/9
User avatar #80 to #79 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]


Pfft, what are you having? I want dinner... I wonder if I can get anything cool today.. hmmmmm.

Is it (the bag) now strapped onto your calf? Around ankle. That's how Dr. House did it, haha. I should watch the last season.
Gratz on getting rid of it soon!

I like fun dates. They're always nice.
Next month will be.. 10.10.
User avatar #81 to #80 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Having chicken wings.

And yeah, it's strapped to my thigh. ****** irritating.
Thanks! Haha, can't wait to be rid of it!

Yeah, I guess so. xD
User avatar #82 to #81 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Will they be awesome?
I like fried chicken and rice, that'd be simply precious.

Haha, I'm sure it's annoying.

I gotta go back to school!
See you later!
I'll reply when I get home, if you've sent a message!
Have a good dinner! See you later.
#83 to #82 - succubus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
They will be, yes!

See ya later, dude!
#84 to #83 - valax ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Diiid you have a good dinner?

I am home now! Hail me, yay.
I wonder if I should get something delicious today! I wonder!


Calling people the b-word's just way rude. Hmph.
User avatar #85 to #84 - succubus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I did!
awesome!


Haha probably .
User avatar #23 to #22 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Not really. Yesterday, however; was father's day in Australia, so my family and I went out to celebrate.
User avatar #24 to #23 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
That's pretty cute.
I wonder when the next holiday over here is.
Hmmmm.
I could do with a holiday and time off, heh.
User avatar #25 to #24 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I can't wait to get back to normality!

I had major surgery and haven't been able to do half the things I used to beforehand.
User avatar #26 to #25 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Oh?

A major surgery? I feel like asking what it was and if you're okay.
But that might be too inquisitive for some people's tastes.
What was it, though?
User avatar #27 to #26 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I'll tell ya anything about it. The entire hospital has seen my vagina; so it's not like I have any dignity left.

I had a cyst removed from my abdomen. Was across from my left ovary-- stupid thing had shoved my bladder upward into my intestines and fused itself to my bladder. In effect, the surgeon accidentally cut my bladder getting the cyst out, so i've had to live with a goddamn catheter for over two weeks now...

I'm alright, dude. Just uncomfortable and sore. I'm healing faster than they thought I would.
User avatar #28 to #27 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that? I hope they were professional about it, as would be expected.

Ouch.
Well, they got it out alright, right?
Catheter? Is there a tube directly in your bladder?

Any idea when you'll be all healed up?
User avatar #29 to #28 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, they were very professional about it.

Yeah, there is. It's VERY uncomfortable.

I should be healed up soon, like within a week
User avatar #30 to #29 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]


Sounds like something from Dr. House. How's it feel?
Does anything that'd build up in your bladder just dribble onto a plastic bag?
You've had it for two weeks straight? That'd suck.

Oh, that's good! I'm glad to hear that.
User avatar #31 to #30 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It feels extremely invasive. Sit down and something pokes you. ****** weird.

Yes, it drains the urine before it has the chance to inflate the bladder, so the incision can heal.

I'm getting the catheter out on Wednesday
User avatar #32 to #31 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I wonder if it's worse for guys. I wonder.

Humans come up with some stuff, huh?

Not bad! Only a few more days, huh?
I'm guessing you won't miss the catheter, hahah.
User avatar #33 to #32 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It's more painful for men, as it passes through the most sensitive area.

Humans are ****** weird.
Yes, only today and tomorrow to wait! Wooo!
User avatar #34 to #33 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Mhm. And the line'd be longer, I'd imagine.

They are!
What have you gotten to eat at the hospital? Do they have good food? Do you ever get your own foods?
User avatar #35 to #34 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
About 10cm longer.

And yeah the hospital food has been good. Tiny portions though. You get to order what you want from the menu
User avatar #36 to #35 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Wow. That's annoying.
I wonder what happens if they get an erection with one.

What do you get to do during days? To pass the time.
User avatar #37 to #36 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It'd be uncomfortable as **** .

I just sleep, very uncomfortably.
I've been told to sleep alot to recover
User avatar #39 to #37 - succubus ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Valax, it won't let me reply to your comment.


I have an Anatomy and Physiology exam next week...
User avatar #38 to #37 - valax ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Right?

Aw.
I should take up sleeping more. Though I feel pressure about getting stuff done and doing stuff and such.
I have an English finals listening comprehension today.
User avatar #10 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
usually I'm wary about befriending succubi
User avatar #11 to #10 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
It's cool. You, nor any on my friends list need fear my cursed nature.

All seriousness though, hi
User avatar #12 to #11 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
heya
User avatar #13 to #12 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
How are ya?
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
eh not bad m8

you?
User avatar #15 to #14 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
yeeah not bad, not bad.
User avatar #16 to #15 - joshlol (05/07/2014) [-]
Sweet
User avatar #17 to #16 - succubus ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - zaiopeperse (11/19/2013) [-]
Giirl, I haven't seen you in 5ever, hope you didn't die, spiders suck
User avatar #7 to #6 - succubus ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Nah, man.

Didn't die.
User avatar #8 to #7 - zaiopeperse (11/20/2013) [-]
Awesome, I'd be totally sad if you actually did
User avatar #9 to #8 - succubus ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I can't die yet. I have my fans to keep happy~
User avatar #4 - fencingchamp (02/14/2013) [-]
HA POPPED YOUR COMMENT CHERRY! yuss...that is all
User avatar #5 to #4 - succubus ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
HOW DO I THUMB UP THIS **** ?!
 
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