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#3779 - 1  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on /science/ board -1
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#3783 - Googol (01/05/2015) [-]
-1, actually

The mathematical constant i, defined as the square root of negative 1, squared, would simple negate the square root. To an odd power, however, and we're back to i. Considering a googol is an even number (10^100), we would end up with -1.
#3785 - quatre (01/05/2015) [-]
nope, subtard is right. the mathematical i raised to a power will come out to +1 every other even number; that is, when the exponent is divisible by both 2 and 4.
i^1= +i
i^2= -1
i^3= -i
i^4= +1
i^5= +i and the pattern repeats.

#21 - How do they even stretch the history of women to fill an entire month?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2015 on really +13
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#94 - aldothenazi (01/05/2015) [-]
Dude, have you ever heard a chick tell about her day? Bitch can stretch even that for entire month.
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#24 - gibroner (01/05/2015) [-]
by talking about the first woman to do something that men already did better years before
#22 - zerooneone (01/05/2015) [-]
#17 - People on Tumblr sure have a low capability for handling all t… 01/05/2015 on tumblr mumblr 0
#354762 - Why would you not disable comments, Youtube comments are 99% retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +8
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#354763 - alstorp (01/04/2015) [-]
Seems like a pretty weird thing to do while claiming they "love their fans". Not letting them voice their opinion in a video comment section is pretty bad.
#54 - Well **** you're right. I heard my stat from the news t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on i dont like this world +4
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#62 - ayumu (12/29/2014) [-]
never trust the news for something remotely political
shit is too biased
#5 - It's weird that the approval of the Government has been so low…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/29/2014 on i dont like this world +117
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#67 - slowshade (12/29/2014) [-]
Because you have what are essentially two different nations trying to occupy the same piece of land. Honestly the only thing that ever kept America together was federalism and states rights giving everyone enough local breathing room to live how they wanted to live and leave people in the other states alone. Sometimes there has to be federal interference of course but this should be the exception, now it was become the norm. In that environment the stakes get raised higher and higher and grid lock becomes all the more common. So no one is happy because the only government that matters anymore, the federal one, becomes neither more conservative or more liberal.
#38 - failtotheepicpower (12/29/2014) [-]
Congressional approval is extraordinarily low, but presidential approval is generally higher. And you can't forget that most of the reason why people have such a low opinion of the government is that the party out of office slanders heavily on talk shows and whatnot. Hence why so many republicans are convinced obama is the worst president ever when he is one of the most conservative democrats. thanks fox news
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#51 - thatoneiranianguy (12/29/2014) [-]
Really, I could argue Lincoln was worse than Obama.

I am glad though I am not the only one that realises Obama is Conservative. Media has convinced everyone that Democrat = Liberal and Republican = Conservative. You can have a multitude of ideological positions in both parties. There's also liberal Republicans.
#52 - failtotheepicpower (12/29/2014) [-]
well, democrats in the US aren't even liberal by global standards. European democrats are wayyyy more liberal. And I'm not sure how you'd argue lincoln was that much worse (besides openly violating the constitution)
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#53 - thatoneiranianguy (12/29/2014) [-]
Maybe not Liberal, but definitely classical Progressive.

Liberal has become a washed term, used by both leftists and rightists to label the Left as something bad. Liberal = Liberty = good. The thing in the U.S. is, the true Liberals are pretty much those who identify as Libertarian.

Lincoln was just flat out more blunt and much more fits the "obama is a dictator" position that Fox News has tried to paint for years. Suspension of Habeas Corpus, imprisonment and deportation of critics, the use of martial law, and simply put the fact that Lincoln was a flat out racist.
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#61 - questionableferret (12/29/2014) [-]
To be fair... Eiizabeth Warren blows most politicians (even in Europe) out of the water with her blunt, to-the-point, whole-hearted goodness. I mean, holy fucking shit she knows what the problems are and she is working her ass off to bring real change. She is quoted saying something along the lines that she dislikes the regulations and restrictions that were put on the banks after the recession and that she wouldn't have supported them at all because if she had had her way the legislation would have broken the banking giants into pieces!

She cuts through the crap like a lightsaber through butter and holy shit it is so fucking refreshing to see a Politician who not only genuinely means what she is saying but also happens to not be a fucking moron and is saying things that make sense!

Just... wow, dude. If Warren got the Predidency she would be a fucking beast... in a good way. Imagine that.

"White Guy = Literally the worst president in the history of the office whose absurd corruption and cunt-ness sewed war, misery, and inequality throughout not only his own country, but much of the world too."
"Black Guy = Lying corporate tool who at least managed to do some serious good in places whilst driving down the crippling defecit left by the last cunt."
"White Woman = President Ball-Buster Supreme. Kicking ass and taking name."

(Well... call me an optimist. At the very least the US governmental system is not beyond fixing, especially with groups like Wolf-Pac gaining ever-increasing traction in the nation.)
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#22 - meganinja (12/29/2014) [-]
No it isn't.

Jefferson, Madison, Monroe. Come on, how could you forget about them?
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#54 - subtard (12/29/2014) [-]
Well fuck you're right. I heard my stat from the news too, right after Obama got elected the second time. Kinda irritating that I should have to fact check such simple things I hear from the news.
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#62 - ayumu (12/29/2014) [-]
never trust the news for something remotely political
shit is too biased
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#11 - tsoper (12/29/2014) [-]
We elect admin to be president.
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#19 - anonemous (12/29/2014) [-]
there is a write in ballot option in US elections..........
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#43 - pizzaweed (12/29/2014) [-]
radmin for president 2016
#41 - rdobet (12/29/2014) [-]
Not in all states.
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#9 - angelious (12/29/2014) [-]
i think it just goes to show you how crappy the other choices are.
#8 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
Well the Presidency has slowly slipped from respectable elections to very shoddy elections where votes seem to be constantly miscounted and there is a ton of voter fraud, in addition to the ability of Congress and the Government in general to promise things through deferred dollars (Money printing and borrowing) because only recently has the Global Economy been a fiat system with the US dollar at the center.
#7 - capthappy (12/29/2014) [-]
I think it's called really bad choices on each side and winner takes all elections.
#69 - Unless they have a wrong opinion on a fact, like they say the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Sometimes they need it -1
#77 - anon (12/26/2014) [-]
Or just mind your own business and keep going. Grow up, faghetti raghetti.
#19 - All the employee social security numbers being released was ju…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/25/2014 on It's happening +127
#111 - firesky (12/25/2014) [-]
Cause each and every company on the world cares so much about their employees.
#163 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
Who's going to work for a company that leaks their personal info? It'd affect their ability to hire talented people, which would affect their ability to turn a profit.


In other words, employers have an incentive to treat their employees at least decently because employees directly influence their ability to make money. Treat your employees well, get better and more motivated employees, make more money.

If this is a marketing stunt, Sony is probably just capitalizing off of the situation. It's seriously unlikely that they'd do these drastic things to pump up a mid-tier movie.
#115 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
You have a very pessimistic and pathetic outlook on life.

You really don't understand the world.

Probably why you're on FJ at Christmas
#119 - firesky (12/25/2014) [-]
Most countries celebrate either on the 24th of December or the 7th of January.
I celebrated yesterday.

For you it's pessimistic, for me it's realistic. Otherwise most companies would rather cut winnings and payouts than fire employees if they'd really care for them.
#90 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
Ah yes, it's a 100% proof it's not a marketing stunt.
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#182 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
and wheres your proof that it actually was a stunt? are you this much of a cunt?
#203 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
I have no proof nor have I implied that I do. But untill proven it's not a marketing stunt, I'll make my own judgment based on the fact that the only one who benefits here is Sony, the move is now on everbodies minds, and everybody is paying for it just to show their support. Stuff like these happen all the time, just look at the thing with Anita Sarkeesias. Bitch.
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#207 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
you think anita sharkvagina was a stunt? are you this deluded? and all of this allegedly?
#209 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
What are you saying? That Anita isn't profitting from playing the victim on the internet?
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#211 - nickypickle (12/25/2014) [-]
it isn't a stunt. this entire flamewar was never a stunt, it was a scandal that turned into misinformation. and she was never playing victim, more or less related at all to GG. originally she was posting feminist videos online but then included herself in the flamewar months later. she was posing as an activist. you're talking about brianna wu. but again, it wasn't a stunt.
#212 - thesweetscientist (12/25/2014) [-]
Nor did I ever say any of these things were a stunt. I said that it's profitable to act the victim. And I do mean Anita. She her self did get a huge boost in donations to her over the course of gg, and while she wasn't so direct as Wu in crying her "victim" status, she's the one that made the most money. That's what I implyed when I mentioned her first, in my comment before.
Come to think of it, it maybe looks like I didn't choose my words carefully, see, I had a few.
But we have steered away from the topic, what I'm saying is that I still don't belive that North fucking Korea is behind this shit. The movie is controversinal in a way that's making fun of a dictator, and there was a golden opportunity to take to make the movie more known. If there will be more factors that indicate that North Korea that did it, then I'll think diffrently. I'm not so fixated on the idea that it's a marketing stunt belive it or not. Just feels like that from what I've seen and I have a tendancy to belive my hunches, it worked for me for most of my life. Anyway, Merry Christmas foo.
#89 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
1.) They got hacked. It was an inside job.
2.) Hackers contacted Sony and said - pay us money or we release everything
3.) Sony didn't pay
4.) Hackers leaked all sorts of Sony data.
5.) Sony said, 'uhhhh f***** - how can we spin this?'
6.) Say North Korea did it to stop a movie coming out - knowing red blooded Americans and international Freedom lovers who wouldn't care about the movie at all, will pay to go see it. To show the terrorists they didn't win.
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#34 - amsel (12/25/2014) [-]
There could have been a small piece of malware that infected a few machines and got a few pieces of information that was then blown wayyy out of proportion into an "international North Korean crisis" because the movie was getting bad reviews in pre-screening and they thought it would help them stir up some interest.

Not saying that's what happened, I'm way too uninformed, but saying it was a publicity stunt doesn't necessarily mean it didn't happen at all - the reaction and aftermath could have been stretched.
#352184 - "Happy Holidays to you too" 12/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#34 - Why look at things that upset you? There's millions of pic… 12/25/2014 on so much cancer. -1
#6 - Garfield minus Garfield plus 4chan 12/23/2014 on Garfield minus Garfield +6
#31 - Have fun using that in any residential area. It'd sure be… 12/20/2014 on What I learned... +2
#18 - ...Butt Y 12/19/2014 on Y, the sexiest letter +1
#350286 - If they don't like Colbert, I won't respect their opinion anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#350289 - furiousmarshmellow (12/19/2014) [-]
>Not liking Colbert

You must be either a mole person or from Gliese 581 g to not like him.
#350284 - I hate how the Colbert Report is over.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#350288 - furiousmarshmellow (12/19/2014) [-]
And so ends an era.
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#350285 - alexanderburns (12/19/2014) [-]
Careful, you're posting on the board where no comedian is actually funny
#350286 - subtard (12/19/2014) [-]
If they don't like Colbert, I won't respect their opinion anyway.
#350289 - furiousmarshmellow (12/19/2014) [-]
>Not liking Colbert

You must be either a mole person or from Gliese 581 g to not like him.
#349808 - There is nothing not funny about a fart. It sounds funny,… 12/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#70 - "I hate tumblr so much I'm willing to change my ideologie…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Abortion +1
#93 - jesusmcbatmanjones (12/17/2014) [-]
Finally someone who understands me
#9 - I love the stills of eating in the Simpsons  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Previews +77
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#23 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/17/2014) [-]
My question is does he look like that when he goes down on Marge?
#14 - theroflcer (12/16/2014) [-]
#9 - I feel like the comments section of a large website is the pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on He comes from a long line... +1
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#20 - deathbyknish (12/16/2014) [-]
FJ included
#26 - Nice try comments section, but the joke was about the KKK memb… 12/16/2014 on Unicode: New Emojis +1
#349572 - Whenever people go on a super opinionated rant when it was now… 12/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#30 - USA: Bigger than gross 12/16/2014 on Pizza is a beautiful thing 0
#47 - I'm not going to read any of the comments. But I'm going to gu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Truth -1
#51 - anon (12/16/2014) [-]
I took economics classes. And I agree with the message of this comic. Of course it's not a simple argument as "raise minimum wage, we all live happily ever after" and it warrants a deeper discussion, but the message isn't wrong.
#99 - anon (12/16/2014) [-]
Except it is entirely wrong.

Take walmart for example. You would probably consider them one of those big, rich corporations that would fit the bill as the guy on the pile of money up there right?

Well Walmart actually advocates for a raise in minimum wage. Do you wanna know why?
It is simple really. You see, Walmart already pays most of their employees above minimum wage, because they can afford it. Because of this, if minimum wage were risen, it would not affect them negatively. In fact they would be able to (and would) raise prices without raising their wages. Now that small business across the street. They had no choice but to pay minimum wage because they weren't raking in millions per year. Because of this they are no struggling to stay afloat because they have to pay their employees more.

You see, the rich aren't scared of a rising minimum wage, because they can afford it, and will likely see an increase in profits due to higher prices. It is the poor/middle class thatare hurt
#37934 - 5 Teams 4 Remaining spots. Who gets bumped? …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#37943 - lefiddlesticks (12/16/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks used "*roll 1, 1-5*"**
**lefiddlesticks rolls 1** Going from left to right, this will be the team that gets eliminated.
#37944 - lefiddlesticks (12/16/2014) [-]
Gg Detroit kitty cats
#16 - I had a dream last night where you play as santa but are in a …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on God damn Glitch +20
#39 - orangemars (12/16/2014) [-]
**orangemars used "*roll picture*"**
**orangemars rolled image** Why be satisfied with a dream, when it could be REALITY?
#35 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
GTA V mods are beginning. And the PC version hasn't even outted yet.
#24 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
There's probably a game like that.
No, there's DEFINITELY a game of that.
#20 - anon (12/15/2014) [-]
And then you sobered up?

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#7 - anon (11/16/2014) [-]
maybe you should stop being a faggot
#6 - inquisition (10/31/2014) [-]
Can I have your profile pic pls
Can I have your profile pic pls
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