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#3 - damn your name is blue  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Le 0
User avatar #5 - midgetmayhem (05/12/2013) [-]
you have a blue name too! well more of a sky blue. maybe its an aqua? fuck man i don't know my colors!
User avatar #10 - sleepisfortheweak (05/12/2013) [-]
And I'm white.
#17 - I would be doing it while i was being executed. Would be aweso… 05/01/2013 on Fire emblem 0
#15 - It's 1.45 am here, i didn't study for them anyway, so if i sur…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Fire emblem 0
User avatar #16 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
good luck
User avatar #18 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Wait! I didn't spah-dink-a-dink yet!
#12 - okay :c Can we do this after school? I got few tests …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Fire emblem 0
#14 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Would you be against intense masturbation at your execution?
User avatar #17 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
I would be doing it while i was being executed. Would be awesome ending the show with a big bang.
User avatar #13 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
wouldn't you want it to be done before then?
User avatar #15 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
It's 1.45 am here, i didn't study for them anyway, so if i survive the wrath of my teachers, he may execute me.
User avatar #16 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
good luck
User avatar #18 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Wait! I didn't spah-dink-a-dink yet!
#10 - Awesome, thanks for not executing me.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Fire emblem 0
User avatar #11 - mrmariomike (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I've ordered the guillotine, it just hasn't arrived yet.
User avatar #12 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
okay :c

Can we do this after school? I got few tests tomorrow.
#14 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Would you be against intense masturbation at your execution?
User avatar #17 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
I would be doing it while i was being executed. Would be awesome ending the show with a big bang.
User avatar #13 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
wouldn't you want it to be done before then?
User avatar #15 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
It's 1.45 am here, i didn't study for them anyway, so if i survive the wrath of my teachers, he may execute me.
User avatar #16 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
good luck
User avatar #18 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Wait! I didn't spah-dink-a-dink yet!
#8 - I assume the game is Dark Souls(don't execute me if i am wrong…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Fire emblem -7
User avatar #9 - mrmariomike (05/01/2013) [-]
The game this comic is based on
User avatar #10 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
Awesome, thanks for not executing me.
User avatar #11 - mrmariomike (05/01/2013) [-]
No, I've ordered the guillotine, it just hasn't arrived yet.
User avatar #12 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
okay :c

Can we do this after school? I got few tests tomorrow.
#14 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Would you be against intense masturbation at your execution?
User avatar #17 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
I would be doing it while i was being executed. Would be awesome ending the show with a big bang.
User avatar #13 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
wouldn't you want it to be done before then?
User avatar #15 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
It's 1.45 am here, i didn't study for them anyway, so if i survive the wrath of my teachers, he may execute me.
User avatar #16 - goddammitbob (05/01/2013) [-]
good luck
User avatar #18 - connorusinvictus (05/01/2013) [-]
Wait! I didn't spah-dink-a-dink yet!
#196 - Awesome  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol +1
User avatar #198 - noobtankz (05/01/2013) [-]
Yup, but simple.
#185 - Just curious: How did we get an imagination Solar In…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on makes you think...wait no lol 0
User avatar #194 - noobtankz (05/01/2013) [-]
We basically used the distortion of distant images and xray images to perceive it.
User avatar #196 - sublift (05/01/2013) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #198 - noobtankz (05/01/2013) [-]
Yup, but simple.
#37 - all i know is this: there's a girl who likes to eat potatoes …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Sasha Braus is such a badass 0
#62 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
"Several hundred years ago, humans were nearly exterminated by giants. Giants are typically several stories tall, seem to have no intelligence, devour human beings and, worst of all, seem to do it for the pleasure rather than as a food source. A small percentage of humanity survived by walling themselves in a city protected by extremely high walls, even taller than the biggest of giants. Flash forward to the present and the city has not seen a giant in over 100 years. Teenage boy Elen and his foster sister Mikasa witness something horrific as the city walls are destroyed by a super giant that appears out of thin air. As the smaller giants flood the city, the two kids watch in horror as their mother is eaten alive. Elen vows that he will murder every single giant and take revenge for all of mankind."

Just what was straight off of Mangareader. net
#46 - dharkmoswen (04/30/2013) [-]
Spice and Wolf. "Stupid potatoes...nomnomnom..."
#95 - i'm glad its 4pm, otherwise the bricks would have been shat  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on sublift's profile 0
User avatar #96 - uberderpyhooves (04/28/2013) [-]
Scared me at first. I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - sublift (04/28/2013) [-]
i'm glad its 4pm, otherwise the bricks would have been shat
User avatar #96 to #95 - uberderpyhooves (04/28/2013) [-]
Scared me at first. I didn't know what the fuck I was looking at.
#84 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
User avatar #85 to #84 - sublift (03/29/2013) [-]
things, and stuff
User avatar #86 to #85 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Been watching the walking dead?
User avatar #87 to #86 - sublift (03/29/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #88 to #87 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
You don't like me coming to your profile?
User avatar #89 to #88 - sublift (03/29/2013) [-]
i don't like having awkward conversation without a real subject or conversations that start with "What's up" or "How've you been?" or anyone kind of phrase that leads to an unknown answer
User avatar #90 to #89 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
You should've told me to gtfo then.

Sorry for bothering.
User avatar #91 to #90 - sublift (03/29/2013) [-]
Well you see, i am not that kind of a person that tells people to fuck off. I am not used to having conversations. I usually tried to be interested in what people have to tell me, because those times are the only times when i actually have a conversation with anyone. I'm not used to having a conversation with anyone, so you don't have to be sorry about anything.
User avatar #92 to #91 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm a person that likes to know how people are doing, I like to chat with people even without a subject just to be social, I'm always interested in making new friends and I thought I could make a friend out of you.

I'm also a person that appreciates the truth, so I'd prefer seeing someone gtfo me rather than saving my feelings with a lazy chat, so props to you for being neutral at least.
#80 - deltawulf **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll just do this here, and do a simple copy paste.

"Well, first off, I'm working on an initial label release EP, featuring some of the artists.
Submit a track that you would like to be featured on the EP, and send it to scratch.studios.mail@gmail.com

Then, when the EP is compiled, I'll send you a message with a link, and the details and such.
Then, the artists that are promoted under Scratch Studios will recieve 90% of the profits made, and the other 10% will be used for advertisement and such.

So far, there's no set date for when I need the tracks by.
I'm aiming for something like an early to mid June release.

Also, just incase you're curious, there's a google+ page.
plus.google.com/100636565656202942510

For all other inquiries, you can message me here on FunnyJunk, or on skype: delta.exile"
User avatar #81 to #80 - sublift (03/26/2013) [-]
i have like 3 tracks that need to be mastered currently, so that wont be a problem if the aim is in June
User avatar #82 to #81 - deltawulf **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing. ^^
So, I take it you're interested?
User avatar #83 to #82 - sublift (03/26/2013) [-]
sure, would be fun to acctualy release something

haven't done it for like 4 months now
User avatar #76 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/sublift

This user has a record label setup going on for mainly electronic music, I gave him your stuff and he digged it, go talk to him if you're interested.

User avatar #77 to #76 - deltawulf **User deleted account** (03/25/2013) [-]
You just my entire profile link, brah.
User avatar #79 to #77 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Talk to this guy sublift, not to yourself^^
User avatar #78 to #77 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
oh lol
User avatar #66 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Hey man, how are you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - sublift (03/23/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #68 to #67 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #69 to #68 - sublift (03/23/2013) [-]
i'll take 3 of those
User avatar #70 to #69 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
666
User avatar #71 to #70 - sublift (03/23/2013) [-]
THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
User avatar #72 to #71 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Got to release the beast!

GET UP!
User avatar #73 to #72 - sublift (03/23/2013) [-]
SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY SHIMMY NOW YOUR UNCLE!
User avatar #74 to #73 - therealthunderlane ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Seriously.

How's life?
User avatar #75 to #74 - sublift (03/23/2013) [-]
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS,
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
WITH A FEELING SO PURE..
IT'S GOT YOU SCREAMING BACK FOR MORE.
User avatar #65 - sublift (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/27/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbiZ5AAQPpE

Hey, this reminded me of "don't tell", thought I'd share
User avatar #59 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
Your profile could use some traffic?
User avatar #60 to #59 - sublift (11/10/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #61 to #60 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
Iunno, I left a comment a while ago and it's still the newest.

I take it that you leave socializing outside FJ?
User avatar #62 to #61 - sublift (11/10/2012) [-]
yeah?
User avatar #63 to #62 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
I just...

Nevermind.
User avatar #50 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
Hey dude I was just wondering was there any way to buy your stuff, I was thinking of destroyer of worlds or implosion, if you have any releases including htem for sale that'd be cool!
User avatar #51 to #50 - sublift (11/03/2012) [-]
they are for free to download
#52 to #51 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
Alrighty then.

I assume I have to search for them myself
User avatar #53 to #52 - sublift (11/03/2012) [-]
www.soundcloud.com/sublift

there's should be a download icon on the tracks
#54 to #53 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
The lack of a facebook account bugs me so...
#56 to #55 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
Aww thanks!   
   
Implosion I already got, apparently, really lovin it.   
   
Keep up the good work and lemme know if you ever decide to put your stuff for sale and I'll certainly buy them for support.
Aww thanks!

Implosion I already got, apparently, really lovin it.

Keep up the good work and lemme know if you ever decide to put your stuff for sale and I'll certainly buy them for support.
User avatar #57 to #56 - sublift (11/03/2012) [-]
Thanks ^^
#58 to #57 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (11/03/2012) [-]
My pleasure!
User avatar #46 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (10/12/2012) [-]
Estonia?
User avatar #47 to #46 - sublift (10/12/2012) [-]
eestlane, jh
User avatar #48 to #47 - soarinbolty **User deleted account** (10/12/2012) [-]
I know your language is pretty funky, I'd kinda like to learn it.

I'm from Finland myself.

Nice to meet you, liked your tracks!
User avatar #49 to #48 - sublift (10/12/2012) [-]
yay
User avatar #40 - bluelips (08/13/2012) [-]
just saw your comment about fl studio =P

I presume you're using it aswell
User avatar #43 to #40 - sublift (08/13/2012) [-]
https://www. youtube. com/user/ OfficalSublift
User avatar #45 to #43 - bluelips (08/13/2012) [-]
ooookay, found your soundcloud =P

following you there =)

also heavy synths, good job
User avatar #44 to #43 - bluelips (08/13/2012) [-]
my internet is kinda crappy, don't you have soundcloud? =P

anyways checking in a sec
User avatar #41 to #40 - sublift (08/13/2012) [-]
mmmmmmyes i am

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check out my work if you may
User avatar #42 to #41 - sublift (08/13/2012) [-]
https://www. youtube. com/user/ OfficalSublift
#37 - chosencausefuckyou (07/15/2012) [-]
Thank you for calling it super relevant.
Thank you for calling it super relevant.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sublift (07/15/2012) [-]
i thought you rolled an image :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - chosencausefuckyou (07/15/2012) [-]
heh, no just a user :P
#26 - maagiline (06/15/2012) [-]
yep :D
User avatar #27 to #26 - sublift (06/16/2012) [-]
checka "when gif loops right" , mul läheneb 5 top commenti :D
User avatar #23 - BadManTaliban (01/09/2012) [-]
Your music is awesome. what program do you use?
User avatar #24 to #23 - sublift (01/10/2012) [-]
i use fl studio
User avatar #25 to #24 - BadManTaliban (01/10/2012) [-]
seriously? i have that but i can't get use out of it except for making some decent hip hop. ever use ableton?
User avatar #16 - sublift (01/08/2012) [-]
well actually i was on the front page with 6 posts at once

u mad?
#14 - destroyoncontact (01/08/2012) [-]
MFW i realize you are on the frontpage 3 times today
MFW i realize you are on the frontpage 3 times today
User avatar #15 to #14 - destroyoncontact (01/08/2012) [-]
Well fuck I just realized you're on the front page like 5 times.
#13 - ittehbittehkitteh (01/08/2012) [-]
so i checked out your music and its pretty nice. you should make a dubstep channel or EDM either or sounds nice. :D
#12 - oeto (01/08/2012) [-]
Fuckkin front page whore today eh? good job....
pic unrelated.....
User avatar #11 - mhavrilla (01/08/2012) [-]
Oh shit man! I had no idea you were on funnyjunk, I love your music, I'm a big fan, I'm playing menace right now, filthy tune!
#8 - bananaone (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello I'm your secret santa.
Here is something cool for you. Have fun and try not to become addicted

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#10 to #8 - bananaone (12/19/2011) [-]
http:// www.totaljerkface. com/happy_wheels.php

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