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#233 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
User avatar #238 - epicglitchmane (03/03/2014) [-]
Damn, if only I had a suitable reaction image.
Ah well, fukkin saved anyway
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#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on A Matter Of Perspective 0
User avatar #12 - ishallsmiteyou (12/13/2013) [-]
NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
JUST NO
#17 - "ultrasound" 12/10/2013 on Terrifying Comp (Part 5) +2
#125 - Picture 12/02/2013 on I Heart Transitive Pictograms! +3
#174 - Congrats man! Way to step up and roll the dice Happy for you! 11/19/2013 on Happy!! 0
#28 - Picture 11/18/2013 on Dat reaction +21
#108 - That's the beauty of it, she isn't anywhere near a gold digger…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First 0
User avatar #109 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#105 - Yes I realize this. I'm taking a chance anyway. There's no one…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First 0
User avatar #106 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
Well, as long as you don't make any significant financial risk then I guess it's ok. But seriously, the best thing for you to do now is make more money.
#108 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
That's the beauty of it, she isn't anywhere near a gold digger She's totally okay with our dates being just buying a frozen pizza and watching netflix
User avatar #109 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
How old are you?
#104 - Wow man. That's a heavy story. I'm really sorry you endured wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on She Was My First 0
User avatar #107 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
It's a story at least, shame that I was stupid enough to go along with it.
#34 - Ironic, that is actually my background!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on She Was My First +2
#35 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
...Great minds think alike, same!
#32 - Thank you, friend. I'm chasing at full throttle right now  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on She Was My First +2
#33 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
Remember that I believe in you, man!
#34 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Ironic, that is actually my background!
#35 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
...Great minds think alike, same!
#29 - Well she was with him for almost 4 years. I have no idea why s…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on She Was My First +2
User avatar #30 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
It's a pretty strange thought, that. Somebody who made you so sad became addictive? Sounds almost unreal. I am sure you will succeed if you truly want that, if not then I suppose there's the memories to cherish, though I do not doubt your success.
#32 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you, friend. I'm chasing at full throttle right now
#33 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
Remember that I believe in you, man!
#34 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Ironic, that is actually my background!
#35 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
...Great minds think alike, same!
#25 - She was cleaning her room and found a lot of old stuff from hi…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/13/2013 on She Was My First +3
User avatar #65 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/13/2013) [-]
DON'T DO THAT. That woman has a personality issue that is NOT YOUR FAULT. If she likes being abused that's her fault. DON'T be a hero. I know I'm going to get red thumbs for this but seriously, take my advice and move on. She already had second thoughts about you, there is a very good chance she will have second thoughts about you later.
#105 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes I realize this. I'm taking a chance anyway. There's no one I'd rather be with.... I know this may be the worst decision of my life, but it could also be the best.
User avatar #106 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
Well, as long as you don't make any significant financial risk then I guess it's ok. But seriously, the best thing for you to do now is make more money.
#108 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
That's the beauty of it, she isn't anywhere near a gold digger She's totally okay with our dates being just buying a frozen pizza and watching netflix
User avatar #109 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #26 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm glad you're trying, it's admirable. Why is it that she missed the unhappiness, do you wonder? Jealousy is a poison, it can be hard to control.
#29 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Well she was with him for almost 4 years. I have no idea why she's even talking to him again. I guess you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
User avatar #30 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
It's a pretty strange thought, that. Somebody who made you so sad became addictive? Sounds almost unreal. I am sure you will succeed if you truly want that, if not then I suppose there's the memories to cherish, though I do not doubt your success.
#32 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you, friend. I'm chasing at full throttle right now
#33 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
Remember that I believe in you, man!
#34 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Ironic, that is actually my background!
#35 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
...Great minds think alike, same!
#20 - I feel you man. I broke up with my girlfriend on the 7th, my b…  [+] (22 new replies) 11/13/2013 on She Was My First +9
User avatar #86 - hoponthefeelstrain (11/14/2013) [-]
I don't fucking understand females and I'm one. This guy asked my friend out to homecoming, bought her a ticket and she had a dress and everything. But apparently he was too ugly for her and she regretted saying no so she just decided she wasn't going. Now she's head over heals for a guy who has a girlfriend but has never told her about said girlfriend. She flirts with him then says " I don't wanna be that girl". Well bitch, you kinda are.
User avatar #62 - carlonord (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm gunna give you a little something. A few months ago, I broke up with my first girlfriend.

This girl was amazing to me, she was almost perfect. This girl once started randomly crying in my arms telling me she was afraid she'd wake up, because I was too perfect. She wasn't the best looking girl, but I didn't care, to me she was art, the first girl to tell me she loved me, my first kiss, and I got so close to her, that she knew things about me that no one else in the world knew. We spent almost every day together, a lot of days we'd lay in her bed and just cuddle and talk and listen to music. She liked to sing and loved the arts, although she wasn't a very good singer. It was exactly what I'd hoped for, that was for the first 3-5 months.

One night, we had some intimacy, not all the way though, and she went along with it. She goaded me to go as far as I wanted, but I restrained myself, because we both figured we weren't ready for that. She later said that it was a mistake, and that she felt disgusted with herself... She wouldn't even hold my hand for a week... I kept telling her it's fine, that it's not a big deal, that we can dial back if she wanted to, because I cared about her and would do that for her. After that night it just got worse.

Around this time, we're back in school, we started dating in May so that incident happened in September. People around me kept laughing at me, calling me down for being with her, but I shrugged it all off. We slipped back into the activity, fingering, oral, you know. Because I wanted her, and she let me, under the guise that she was only doing it to make me happy. She called me a rapist, told me that I was abusing her and that I only want her for that... She had me in tears at night trying to tell her that wasn't true, and it was breaking my heart. She started hitting me, not too hard though, and yelling at me, and generally treating me kinda bad, even gave me the nick name "It".

Cont...
User avatar #68 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
About the time of December, she began talking to a guy from out of town whom she met in church, he matters later. It was also about this time that her treatment of me was starting to piss of my family and friends, but I ignored them because I thought they didn't understand me and her.

This girl played ringette, and I live in Canada so it's in winter, we live in a small town, and we have to walk to the ice rink so she can play, so do the math. Every single night she had ringette, I showed up at her house if I wasn't already there, carried her stuff, watched her play, bought her hot chocolate or whatever she wanted, and then carried her stuff back. I got no thanks for this, but I didn't care, I wanted that girl back, and I wanted her badly. I didn't want this girl that made me feel like shit, I wanted the one I fell in love with.

In January, I came over to her house directly after school, because by this time I had nearly ceased going home. I rarely was home except for night when I went to bed, and the morning when I left for school. Even the weekends I spent at her house, because she refused to come to mine, or meet me halfway, or even go for walks with me, unless she got a treat or something. But anyway, we were there, and there was ringette that night. We started getting intimate and this time we went a little further. I mistook something she said as a go ahead and entered, she freaked out at me. I tried to apologize for what I did and that I just mistook what she said, I tried explaining it over and over again. She later said I raped her and that it wasn't a mistake.

It all got worse and worse, after that, I attempted to stop doing anything intimate, because of her. She then started to bring up "testing" me. Seeing what I'd do in a situation to see if I was changing. There were some days where said get intimate again, we'd go all the way, and just before I finished, she'd tell me stop and that I failed the test.

Cont.
User avatar #72 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
We did other things, and she blamed it all on me, and I scrambled to salvage it all. I still missed the girl I first knew, and that's what I told people. Her cousin asked why I was still with her if she treated me so badly, because she'd slap me in public, and I simply told her; "I remember what she used to be like, and I miss her."

She would do nothing for me, and expected the world of me, telling me that I wasn't trying hard enough. I was never home, I did everything for her, all in a stupid attempt to see the girl from before. (Give me a break here, she was my first and I was stupid.) My family tried to take me away from her constantly, and I kept seeing her, and taking all sorts of punishments for her, which seemed to mean nothing to her.

When prom rolled around, that was all she cared about. The day of prom, my grandmother brought me to her house, because I didn't want to get my suit filthy. Before this day, my grandmother had witnesses this girl slamming the door in my face, screaming at me, and more. So it's not that surprising, now that I look back, that she was very hesitant to come inside. Once inside, my girlfriend was screaming at everyone because she wanted to look perfect. My grandmother was disgusted with how she treated her mother and her friends. (Think stereotypical princess bitch) So finally, after prom, I'm going to skip some things because it's pointless to go into.

It was then summer, and finally I decided that we need like a month apart, just a break. Not a break-up, only some breather room, and we'd still talk. She agreed. On July 1st some, now ex-friends, come in from a different town to see us. She still acts like a bitch there even, to the point where one of the friends says that he was disgusted with how she treated me, after he left of course, and his friend he came with agreed.

Cont...
User avatar #84 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
Finale

A week after that, on July 12th, I log on to Facebook and Skype, only to instantly be called on Skype by her. I look on FB before I answer and see that her and that guy from the other town got together. I answer her and tell her that she's too late to tell me, she apologizes as I begin to sob and lose my breath. She asks if we can still be friends, and I'm absolutely losing my mind, I couldn't speak, I was simply dying with tears and the feeling of complete and utter defeat and felt crushed. She didn't care.

I tried being her friend, and for months afterward, I still cried at night. It was hard because she bragged about him to me, saying how perfect he was and how much better he was than me, not being specific of course.

I couldn't take it, and I attempted suicide with a knife to my throat. It didn't work out obviously. I told her, and she told me that I was over-reacting, that this wasn't a normal reaction, and I wanted to tell her that it was cause I felt crushed, I felt unloved, I felt like I was the worst human being in the world and wanted to be gone. I told her truthfully that I still loved her, and she shrugged me away.

Later, in person, she told me that she still loved me, and would be with me again if it wouldn't hurt her new bf. She then asked me why I hadn't kissed her yet, so I did. She told me she wasn't mad at me, and in a few minutes, turned back and said that she now hated me, and would never forgive me for breaking her and her bf up, if it did, which it didn't. I was crying so much that I literally left a trail of noticeable tears for a few meters.

The next day she finds me and says "FUCK YOU!" I follow her and she's pissed with me, saying that it's all my fault, that I just want to use and abuse her, that I was just a sick rapist. She slapped me as she said that... She later called the police on me after not coming to school for a week afterward, and blamed it all on me, no charges were placed luckily...
User avatar #95 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
Epilogue

Thanks for reading if you did... When you said that your gf was missing her abusive ex, it just reminded me of her and me. It wasn't that long ago either, that last incident only happened at the start of October... It's a stupid story at parts, and there's only details left, but it's true. It's even a little embarrassing that I put up with that... I was under the illusion of love, and it hurt like a bitch, easily the most painful thing to ever happen to me.

She still brags about her bf when I'm around, trying to outline how awesome it is that he lets her watch him work out and that he is sexy as fuck. It hurts a lot still, makes me want to punch her just yesterday she said when I walked by, loudly; "exgf-bf let me watch him work out again, his abs are like the best conversation piece ever!"

I tried very hard for her, lost a lot of weight for her even... went from 200 pounds to 160, and at 6 ft I'm quite skinny now... Just working on the muscle now... Most people tell me that she'll come back to me once her and her douche of a bf break-up, and they tell me to let loose on her, with words of course, which I would absolutely love to do.

/vent
#104 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
Wow man. That's a heavy story. I'm really sorry you endured what you did. *bro hug*
User avatar #107 - carlonord (11/14/2013) [-]
It's a story at least, shame that I was stupid enough to go along with it.
User avatar #23 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not to be insensitive here, and I'm sorry this happened, man, I truly am. Nobody deserves that happening to them. Why do you think she did, out of curiosity?
#25 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
She was cleaning her room and found a lot of old stuff from him that she never threw out. I guess I got really jealous and darted out of the relationship too quickly. I've been trying to get her back since yesterday. Her family and friends feel the same way.
User avatar #65 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/13/2013) [-]
DON'T DO THAT. That woman has a personality issue that is NOT YOUR FAULT. If she likes being abused that's her fault. DON'T be a hero. I know I'm going to get red thumbs for this but seriously, take my advice and move on. She already had second thoughts about you, there is a very good chance she will have second thoughts about you later.
#105 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes I realize this. I'm taking a chance anyway. There's no one I'd rather be with.... I know this may be the worst decision of my life, but it could also be the best.
User avatar #106 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
Well, as long as you don't make any significant financial risk then I guess it's ok. But seriously, the best thing for you to do now is make more money.
#108 - subduck (11/14/2013) [-]
That's the beauty of it, she isn't anywhere near a gold digger She's totally okay with our dates being just buying a frozen pizza and watching netflix
User avatar #109 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/14/2013) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #26 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm glad you're trying, it's admirable. Why is it that she missed the unhappiness, do you wonder? Jealousy is a poison, it can be hard to control.
#29 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Well she was with him for almost 4 years. I have no idea why she's even talking to him again. I guess you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness
User avatar #30 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
It's a pretty strange thought, that. Somebody who made you so sad became addictive? Sounds almost unreal. I am sure you will succeed if you truly want that, if not then I suppose there's the memories to cherish, though I do not doubt your success.
#32 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Thank you, friend. I'm chasing at full throttle right now
#33 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
Remember that I believe in you, man!
#34 - subduck (11/13/2013) [-]
Ironic, that is actually my background!
#35 - yentabear (11/13/2013) [-]
...Great minds think alike, same!
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go watch that video, and then watch this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl2D7J_FL_U


... it's sad really..
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Imperishable Night Extra Perfect part 2

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Gives me a headache to watch, let alone play those style games. Too many moving items it screws with my eyes
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