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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:4903
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latest user's comments

#15 - I called the Hans being evil thing from the minute he showed u…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/05/2014 on We all believed him !! -1
#176 - anonymous (02/05/2014) [-]
I think you're forgetting that this movie is aimed at CHILDREN. Its easy for an adult to pick up on the foreshadowing but hard for 5 year olds.
User avatar #210 - subaqueousreach (02/05/2014) [-]
Don't worry kiddo, I didn't forget it was a movie for children.

I figure out plots in movies quickly, from kid to adult, it's just something I do. Not bragging or trying to be cool, just stating a fact.

The only negative thing I had to say about the movie was that the music was poorly written in my opinion. If the music wasn't so terrible I may have enjoyed it more.
#26 - Jwako (02/05/2014) [-]
The ''shot in the heart'' thing was foreshadowed way too much when those trolls healed her for the first time. ''head can be cured with magicks but HEARTS OH NO YOU NEED STRONG STUFF FOR THAT''
#71 - Superman shouldn't be lawful good in my opinion. Yeah he's a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2014 on You've seen this before 0
User avatar #73 - sepheroth (02/05/2014) [-]
Switzerland would like to argue that, but then again, they'd probably be too neutral to argue.
#77 - EnergizierAnon (02/05/2014) [-]
#75 - The Legend of Zelda is a Role Playing Game. You play the role … 02/04/2014 on Gamer rule 0
#15 - Ocarina of Time, yes. Majora's Mask, no.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Gamer rule 0
User avatar #23 - sonnyboii (02/03/2014) [-]
Majoras is beter than OoT
#60 - anonymous (02/03/2014) [-]
I'm doing a playthrough on MM on YouTube (nobody cares, i know. Will not be a whore and post links)

I am not smart enough to play it.
User avatar #25 - huffe (02/03/2014) [-]
you fucking faggot retard. you are WRONG
i've never played either for more than an hour
User avatar #27 - sonnyboii (02/03/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #39 - Tyranitar (02/03/2014) [-]
Wind Waker master race
#57 - anonymous (02/03/2014) [-]
I personally like Twilight Princess better. Wasn't a fan of the art style of WW.

But to each their own.
#6 - Guys, WHS is obviously a Super Villain Training Center. … 02/03/2014 on Yearbook Gold +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Hi +67
User avatar #48 - sairajayn (02/03/2014) [-]
This scene is my absolute fave of this movie. Orlaf<3
#8 - omnifish (02/03/2014) [-]
#10 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
I love Frozen <3
#40 - mlpokeyuan (02/03/2014) [-]
and i love you.
#41 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
#42 - mlpokeyuan (02/03/2014) [-]
oh hey, i just saw your username. It's happening again.
User avatar #43 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
Wait, I know you?
#44 - mlpokeyuan (02/03/2014) [-]
Not really. We exchanged some Frozen stuff on some other content about girl gamers or something. You even used that same reaction gif.

Wow, reading this makes me sound creepy.
User avatar #45 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
Nah, that's actually really cool, lol. And that's my favorite reaction gif for cute things
#15 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
Dude, I love Frozen so much that it isn't socially, morally, and, in some places, legally acceptable.
User avatar #19 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
Anna is so adorable <3
#20 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah...
#53 - octaviano (02/03/2014) [-]
#21 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
#23 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
It's actually from a story just so you know. It's not bad and it updates quick. If you don't want to read the whole thing, that's cool, but chapter 8 is one the funniest things ever.
www . fictionpress . com/s/3172150/1/r9kElsa-Is-Suffering
The picture is based on chapter 11. And if you want more Elsanna I have got you so covered.
User avatar #68 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (05/08/2014) [-]
do you know if the author finished it somewhere else? there hasnt been an update in 2 months
#69 - lifetime (05/08/2014) [-]
He just hasn't updated
User avatar #33 - blokrokker (02/03/2014) [-]
What exactly does /r9k/Elsa mean?
Also, you can totally post links in comments, it's easy.
www.fictionpress.com/s/3172150/1/r9kElsa-Is-Suffering
#49 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
It's Elsa but she frequents 4chan. The /r9k/ part comes from a bunch of greentext stories that the first chapters are based on.
User avatar #64 - blokrokker (02/03/2014) [-]
I'd probably appreciate this more if I had actually watched Frozen, huh? At least I get the 4chan part of the equation. So this is kinda poking fun at the /r9k/ board?
User avatar #24 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
if you have a dropbox link, I'll love you forever
#25 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
Well at least I'm used to not being loved. Dropbox for what exactly though? the fanfics or the pictures?
User avatar #26 - asheskirata (02/03/2014) [-]
the pictures, lol. I love you anyway for linking me to the fanfic though
#30 - lifetime (02/03/2014) [-]
If you ever have a need for more fanfics just PM me and I'll be happy to provide.
#32 - anonymous (02/03/2014) [-]
You guys seem cool. I love Frozen so much I'm making a cover of Let it Go, but since Im a dude, I making it with pictures of a male version of Elsa (like gender swapped). Don't expect it anytime soon, but hopefully I can have it finished before spring break. Im already working with my friend to work out how he'll look. Hope you guys like it when i post it to FJ
#21 - But the anime episode(s?) was(were?) awesome. Your logic is in… 02/02/2014 on soul park -1
#104 - Aww someone's throwing a little tantrum. 02/02/2014 on The End +7
#88 - touche 02/01/2014 on I would flip a coin 0
#32 - I cited sources if that helps. 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... 0
#6 - Batman should stop being a little bitch and just kill the Joke…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on the god damn batman -1
User avatar #8 - therollingstoner (02/01/2014) [-]
but it makes a great comic book
#14 - If he pressed the button to have the largest dick in the world…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on I would flip a coin 0
User avatar #66 - baaltomekk (02/01/2014) [-]
But the currently largest dick in the world isn't a human dick
User avatar #88 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
touche
#19 - In some cases yes. It all depends on what the intent of the artist is. 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... +1
#2 - I just realized that I meant pyramid, not trapezoid...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Why are you so good bad food +101
User avatar #94 - thespartanpony (02/01/2014) [-]
same. my metabolism sucks for gaining weight
User avatar #71 - milomcrobbie (02/01/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#48 - settlethoukettle (02/01/2014) [-]
yeah good job..
#1 - I could eat the entire trapezoid twice in one sitting and stil…  [+] (36 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Why are you so good bad food +14
User avatar #90 - pwnigator (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah... eating tons of shit and not gaining weight... so horrible, right?
User avatar #105 - vulper (02/01/2014) [-]
When people keep telling me I look anorexic when I eat 3 full meals a day? Yes, yes it.
User avatar #40 - farceofnature (02/01/2014) [-]
What if you have a tapeworm...
#16 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
count calories and track your body weight. it's math bro. eat more than you burn and you'll gain weight.
User avatar #59 - deathstare (02/01/2014) [-]
Having high metabolism means you burn a lot faster than normal. So in order to gain weight from that, you'd need to constantly be eating, but you could also begin starving yourself to slow down your metabolism, but having a high metabolism could mean you'd die before that happened.
#6 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
That's not something to complain about and you know it.
User avatar #8 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
asshole.
User avatar #7 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
It is if you're trying to gain weight. Being skinnier isn't always better.
User avatar #9 - iRetaliate (02/01/2014) [-]
Well do you work out? Your body has no reason to maintain those calories if you don't do anything strenuous.
User avatar #64 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, twice a week.
User avatar #124 - iRetaliate (02/01/2014) [-]
That's not enough.
User avatar #125 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
Well excuse me for not working out enough. I'm not obsessed with gaining weight, it's just slightly annoying. it seems like people are more upset that I only work out twice a week than they would be if I said I was obese.

Sorry, not specifically ranting at you, but all these people saying I need to be working out more than twice a week like I'm doing something bad.
User avatar #126 - iRetaliate (02/01/2014) [-]
Woah. Calm down, kiddo.

You were just flipping out on somebody over you not being able to gain weight, and I'm just telling you that 2 days a week is not enough.

And 2 days a week with your body type IS bad. It will cause you to (very slowly) lose weight.
User avatar #129 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
I know, I said I wasn't directing it at you. But I just find it so odd everybody's telling me this. (you weren't the first one there's a bunch of people)
User avatar #130 - iRetaliate (02/01/2014) [-]
Everybody is telling you it because it's true.
User avatar #131 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
But I find it weird how if I said "I don't work out" nobody would have really cared.
User avatar #132 - iRetaliate (02/01/2014) [-]
I probably would have told you to start.
User avatar #133 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I guess. I don't know I was just a bit taken aback, I forgot there are actually people on this site who take really good care of their bodies.
User avatar #109 - chrisfloyd (02/01/2014) [-]
I used to have your problem, just now getting results. For gaining muscle you're going to want to lift AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. Do a set of lifts until you are unable to do anymore with as much weight as you can (ideally about 10 or so reps) cool off for a few minutes and repeat. Your arms should be sore the next day. You can switch muscle groups on days when you're too sore. After 2 or 3 months I'm just now getting from 130lbs to 155lbs and I'm definitely still on the skinny side. It takes patience but you will feel GREAT.
User avatar #66 - thatguyblaze (02/01/2014) [-]
Working out twice a week isnt enough to make you gain weight. Depending on what your goals are i'd say the minimum should be at least 3 times a week for 1-1.5 hours if you are just a beginner. however, if youre doing a full body work out 3 times a week is plenty.
User avatar #68 - meganinja (02/01/2014) [-]
Well I'd figure twice a week would be enough to make me not underweight anymore. I'm gonna start a 3 times a week routine soon.
#70 - thatguyblaze (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah three times a week is pretty alright depending on how you work out. You should try to avoid cardio exercise and focus on lifting weights though since you say you're underweight because that will only make it harder to gain weight. But besides exercise, the most important thing is the foods you eat. try eating calorie dense foods. natural peanut butter is a great food to help gain weight
User avatar #95 - funnyrage (02/01/2014) [-]
fuck off, i work out 4 times a day, full body workout, all the other guys who work out with me are now fucking tanks and im skinnier then fucking slenderman.
User avatar #102 - thatguyblaze (02/01/2014) [-]
Also if you're not gaining weight then fucking eat more protein and carbs you damn twig
User avatar #103 - funnyrage (02/01/2014) [-]
eat more? are you fucking shitting me? think i havent tried that? fucks sake, i tried eating according a sports doctors diet )i told him i want to gain weight) didnt work, i ate everything more, didnt work, i even tried eating fucking junk food for a week and i didnt gain shit! don't go teaching me on how to gain weight, even a fucking doctor couldn't help.
User avatar #107 - thatguyblaze (02/01/2014) [-]
Maybe take some supplements like mass gainers or creatine. My friend had the same problem and he took some kind of stack that I cant remember the name of that increased his appetite. But it also might be the way you're working out that or you're not getting enough sleep. I wouldn't know since I never had a problem with being skinny. If all else fails I guess you can just take pro hormones or steroids
User avatar #128 - funnyrage (02/01/2014) [-]
okay, im really sorry for being a douche, its just that ive been trying to gain weight for 4 years now, im not anorexic or anything, thank you i really needed to get that out of my system. its just really hard to wake up every morning seeing your own ribs. thank you, really.
User avatar #135 - thatguyblaze (02/02/2014) [-]
It's all good man. I'm always glad to try and help a bro out. But if you're really having that much trouble gaining weight im really sure it might have to do with your digestive system. While I doubt you have it (or else you'd have probably known by know) you should check out if you have celiac disease (or something similar to it)which means you're gluten intolerant and causes your intestinal lining to swell up and damages your villi which help absorb nutrients. Or maybe you just need to take some enzymes to help your digestive system work better. I think rather than a sports medicine doctor you should try going to a gastroenterologist which specializes on the digestive system.
User avatar #101 - thatguyblaze (02/01/2014) [-]
Cool story bro. I'm sure you're one of those "hard gainers". I guess your friends just have better genes than you. I suggest you try a split workout rather than a full body workout that way isolate muscle groups and you don't burn so many calories that way. Try a 5 day split where you train legs, chest, back, and arms on different days.
#83 - chrislee (02/01/2014) [-]
Don't save thumbnails.
#73 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - ieatbengay (02/01/2014) [-]
if you under around 20 your body is probably preparing for growth (in height, bones, not muscle) so you won't use all your protien and calorie intake in the way someone who is older does so dont be surprised if you don't make the same gains as a guide on the internet tells you or wherever you get your information. if you're skinny naturally its best to keep going and not drop weight and your body will eventually slow down and allow you to put on weight more easily
User avatar #2 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
I just realized that I meant pyramid, not trapezoid...
User avatar #94 - thespartanpony (02/01/2014) [-]
same. my metabolism sucks for gaining weight
User avatar #71 - milomcrobbie (02/01/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#48 - settlethoukettle (02/01/2014) [-]
yeah good job..
#17 - It was supposed to intentionally rip off another band. Most wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... +1
User avatar #18 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
So to rip off someone/something is considered a parody or a joke? English is not my mother language.
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
In some cases yes. It all depends on what the intent of the artist is.
#15 - Also I now realize I spelled his last name with a K instead of a C... 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... 0
#14 - First thing that came up with a google search friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... 0
User avatar #16 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
I still can't see the "he wrote it as a joke" part.
User avatar #17 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
It was supposed to intentionally rip off another band. Most would consider that a parody or a joke.
User avatar #18 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
So to rip off someone/something is considered a parody or a joke? English is not my mother language.
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
In some cases yes. It all depends on what the intent of the artist is.
User avatar #15 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
Also I now realize I spelled his last name with a K instead of a C...
#12 - Kurt Kobain didn't even like that song. He wrote it as a joke …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Can't wait for their next... +2
User avatar #31 - hardtuner (02/01/2014) [-]
I suddenly know now why he commited suicide, he was so sad about that song that he couldn't take the praising it got. (it's a joke)
#13 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #23 - oodlesandoodles (02/01/2014) [-]
I've heard that as well
User avatar #24 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
I've also heard that all bronies are pedophiles or faggots. I somewhat doubt that's true.
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
I cited sources if that helps.
User avatar #28 - oodlesandoodles (02/01/2014) [-]
How interesting.

A generalization regarding the sexual preferences of a group of people

vs

One man's feelings towards something he wrote.

I understand what you're trying to say, but your example doesn't work.
User avatar #33 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
It does. I'm trying to say that just because you "heard" something doesn't make it true.
User avatar #35 - oodlesandoodles (02/01/2014) [-]
Once again, I know what you were trying to say. It was obvious. But, the example doesn't work because bronies are a group of people that span the globe. The only thing we know for sure that they have in common is that they enjoy My Little Pony. Therefore, anyone who would believe that all bronies everywhere are faggots, pedophiles, eunuchs, hermaphrodites, or any other one thing is an idiot. Whereas, if I heard that my neighbor likes to draw misshapen penises on the backs of decommissioned buses, I'm more inclined to believe that because it's just one guy. See what I mean?
User avatar #36 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
I don't feel like arguing so I'll give you this one.
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
pigeonsandplanes.com/2012/02/20-things-you-didnt-know-about-kurt-cobain/3/

First thing that came up with a google search friend.
User avatar #16 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
I still can't see the "he wrote it as a joke" part.
User avatar #17 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
It was supposed to intentionally rip off another band. Most would consider that a parody or a joke.
User avatar #18 - arandomanon (02/01/2014) [-]
So to rip off someone/something is considered a parody or a joke? English is not my mother language.
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
In some cases yes. It all depends on what the intent of the artist is.
User avatar #15 - subaqueousreach (02/01/2014) [-]
Also I now realize I spelled his last name with a K instead of a C...
#325 - And you're sure about this because....? 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... -1
#322 - So talking to people through an online forum means I'm instant…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
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User avatar #325 - subaqueousreach (01/31/2014) [-]
And you're sure about this because....?
#305 - I didn't like Infamous, though.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
User avatar #310 - afroadam (01/31/2014) [-]
oh come on...really...number 2 was so good and number one was the only game i went for platnum
#304 - I'm aware of the cost difference, but I've never enjoyed any o… 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
#292 - If this is a real thing then I'm stoked. I've been trying to s…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
User avatar #302 - afroadam (01/31/2014) [-]
6vs6 matches is just a huge disapointment. its gonna get all the cod fanboy casuals. its an exciting looking game at first but its gonna end up casual as hell. its team is made up of the guys who made the earlier cod games.

infamous second son looks way more promising in my opinion.
User avatar #375 - schneidend (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm having trouble seeing the correlation. The simple fact that Titanfall has mechs that can't be killed in two bullets as a central aspect of gameplay basically breaks any obvious similarities in multiplayer gameplay.
User avatar #305 - subaqueousreach (01/31/2014) [-]
I didn't like Infamous, though.
User avatar #310 - afroadam (01/31/2014) [-]
oh come on...really...number 2 was so good and number one was the only game i went for platnum
User avatar #300 - schneidend (01/31/2014) [-]
Also, you're really not saving anything with the XBone deal. It costs 100 dollars more than the PS4 to start with. So, you lose a PS3 and still pay the price of a PS4.
User avatar #304 - subaqueousreach (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm aware of the cost difference, but I've never enjoyed any of Sony's exclusives so there's no reason for me to get the PS4.
User avatar #297 - schneidend (01/31/2014) [-]
Titanfall looks uninspired and boring. None of the hype has excited me, and I fucking love giant mecha.
#289 - So you buy stock PC then? You sound like a casual pc gamer to me.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Trade-in programs in a... 0
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User avatar #322 - subaqueousreach (01/31/2014) [-]
So talking to people through an online forum means I'm instantly bad at video games?

I really don't understand your logic here.
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User avatar #325 - subaqueousreach (01/31/2014) [-]
And you're sure about this because....?

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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