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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#42 - This would definitely make the roads safer for everyone. Every… 11/02/2014 on this is totally the best... 0
#14 - square. 11/02/2014 on knowledge 0
#16 - Dominos always delivers. 11/02/2014 on Bet she got tipped 0
#22 - There's always a little awkwardness on one side or the other u…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Dating 0
User avatar #33 - walcorn (11/02/2014) [-]
Not always
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the awkwardness will go away when green and yellow start dating?
#85 - That's more or less the response everyone expected. 11/02/2014 on 3 Hours Of "Harassment' In... +6
#73 - What he was trying to say is that anime doesn't have a respect… 11/02/2014 on size of stuffs 0
#19 - You can't just go around calling people dumb, I have ptsd from…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Triggered +11
User avatar #37 - vorarephilia (11/01/2014) [-]
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#38 - databutt (11/01/2014) [-]
Oatmeal.
User avatar #39 - vorarephilia (11/01/2014) [-]
GO DROWN IN YOUR OWN PISS, YOU QUEERPHOBIC FATTY-LABELING, CISHET-OVERPRIVILEGED NAZI
#41 - databutt (11/01/2014) [-]
#22 - Who doesn't take high quality pictures of broccoli? 10/31/2014 on The Avengers +1
#11 - Actually they were machines with human parts designed in…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on DBZ Logic -10
User avatar #14 - darkdragonswrath (10/31/2014) [-]
Nibiru's right they were human and Gero turn them into cyborgs
#71 - Face to face, calling someone out might actually get them to s… 10/31/2014 on I'm Ready for the Hate 0
#25 - Woah woah woah woah woah.... Since when was there a green army?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Green Army - Halloween +25
User avatar #43 - blindpone (11/01/2014) [-]
They're all disguised as other colors now
User avatar #32 - DrollHumor (10/31/2014) [-]
Well, they obviously didn't last very long.
#48 - Womens Study Major (11/01/2014) [-]
and there is a reason for it
User avatar #31 - sugoi (10/31/2014) [-]
2spooky4me
User avatar #28 - fuckingtrolls (10/31/2014) [-]
^
#8 - When is swearing not ******* necessary?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Bee Hive +4
User avatar #30 - emiyashirou (10/31/2014) [-]
"Who taught you that fucking word?" - parents
#20 - My friend loves video games, and she refuses to play character… 10/31/2014 on Anti Gamergaters 0
#28 - I need that ******* Ivysaur... 10/30/2014 on Pokemon Dinosaurs 0
#35 - Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a well She threw…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Fucking lambs +4
User avatar #62 - goll (10/30/2014) [-]
in the case of that lamb it would be more along the lines of

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a well
She threw a stick of dynamite
And blew it back to hell
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#103 - > No force in the universe can stop the Hulk Asgua…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir 0
User avatar #104 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
the ground is made of soft shit in comparison to these weights, if you try to lift something that would fucking collapse the ground you will just sink into it instead of lifting it
User avatar #113 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
Going off the arguments you've made, I'm not positive myself, but it sounds like the magic would make it feel heavier, maybe apply just enough force to counteract the force that was put into lifting it. It wouldn't actually weigh more, it would just have a lot of force it can put against it. And the other guy did say there's probably some kind of limit to the asgardian magic, but at the same time from what i understand, the hulk's like shit strong yo. So if the hulk can lift the hammer, and put more force into lifting it up then the hammer can fall, it will rise, and be used. Probably with a lot less efficiency, but the point remains.
User avatar #116 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its not heavy because of the magic, the magic lifts the hammer.
its heavy cause its made of the core of a collapsed star it weighs like 300000 tons
if you try to lift that you will sink into the earth first
User avatar #117 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
if it's already heavy, why doesnt it sink into the earth as is?
User avatar #119 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
cause of the asgardian magic. basically it assists the worthy in lifting it and keeps it from going into the ground
User avatar #120 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
No offense but that just sounds really lazy. "why cant I do this" Magic. "but if its this why doesn't it..." Magic. If it's heavy, shit's heavy. If its magic, shit's magic. It could be both, but it seems kind of ridiculous to only make it heavy when someone unworthy is touching it, as opposed to it pulling away or something.
User avatar #121 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its always heavy, but when someone worthy uses it the magic assists them in wielding it
User avatar #118 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
or have its on gravitational pull
#100 - The reasoning of "its a comic book" is a perfectly v…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir +5
User avatar #101 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
being strong is not the same as having magic psychic powers dude.
the asgardian magic basically just helps people who are worthy and lets them lift it.
but again if hulk tried to do that shit his feet would just sink into the ground.
and again "its a comic book" is a shit excuse since then why not just have the hammer walk away on its two legs and laugh at hulk...
why not just kill the hulk and then say angels thought he was scary and ressurected him.
its retarded
User avatar #103 - subaqueousreach (10/30/2014) [-]
> No force in the universe can stop the Hulk

Asguardian Magic, while powerful, still has its limits.

Magic can't stop the Hulk.
User avatar #104 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
the ground is made of soft shit in comparison to these weights, if you try to lift something that would fucking collapse the ground you will just sink into it instead of lifting it
User avatar #113 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
Going off the arguments you've made, I'm not positive myself, but it sounds like the magic would make it feel heavier, maybe apply just enough force to counteract the force that was put into lifting it. It wouldn't actually weigh more, it would just have a lot of force it can put against it. And the other guy did say there's probably some kind of limit to the asgardian magic, but at the same time from what i understand, the hulk's like shit strong yo. So if the hulk can lift the hammer, and put more force into lifting it up then the hammer can fall, it will rise, and be used. Probably with a lot less efficiency, but the point remains.
User avatar #116 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its not heavy because of the magic, the magic lifts the hammer.
its heavy cause its made of the core of a collapsed star it weighs like 300000 tons
if you try to lift that you will sink into the earth first
User avatar #117 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
if it's already heavy, why doesnt it sink into the earth as is?
User avatar #119 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
cause of the asgardian magic. basically it assists the worthy in lifting it and keeps it from going into the ground
User avatar #120 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
No offense but that just sounds really lazy. "why cant I do this" Magic. "but if its this why doesn't it..." Magic. If it's heavy, shit's heavy. If its magic, shit's magic. It could be both, but it seems kind of ridiculous to only make it heavy when someone unworthy is touching it, as opposed to it pulling away or something.
User avatar #121 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its always heavy, but when someone worthy uses it the magic assists them in wielding it
User avatar #118 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
or have its on gravitational pull
#97 - Two things you're missing. 1. Its a comic book. People don…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir +8
User avatar #98 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
im just saying that him being able to lift it is not supported by their own lore.
its able to do all that other shit because of norse magic and shit, but hulk being able to lift it makes no sense.
and you cant just explain everything away with "its just a comic book" thats a shit argument and you know it
User avatar #100 - subaqueousreach (10/30/2014) [-]
The reasoning of "its a comic book" is a perfectly valid argument. Why? Because at any moment the author can decide he wants something to happen. However I said it because you looked like you were getting your panties in a twist.

Regardless though, the way the asgaurdian magic on Mjolnir works is it simply prevents the hammer from being moved by someone who is not worthy of holding it. There is no change to its mass.

That being said, there is absolutely no limit to the Hulk's strength. If he really wanted to he could push the Earth out of its orbit. Hulk has picked up Mjolnir in the comics, and even Thor was like "What the fuck!?", but it happened.

Why? Because there is no force in the universe that can stop the Hulk. Its why Stark shot him to another planet.
User avatar #101 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
being strong is not the same as having magic psychic powers dude.
the asgardian magic basically just helps people who are worthy and lets them lift it.
but again if hulk tried to do that shit his feet would just sink into the ground.
and again "its a comic book" is a shit excuse since then why not just have the hammer walk away on its two legs and laugh at hulk...
why not just kill the hulk and then say angels thought he was scary and ressurected him.
its retarded
User avatar #103 - subaqueousreach (10/30/2014) [-]
> No force in the universe can stop the Hulk

Asguardian Magic, while powerful, still has its limits.

Magic can't stop the Hulk.
User avatar #104 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
the ground is made of soft shit in comparison to these weights, if you try to lift something that would fucking collapse the ground you will just sink into it instead of lifting it
User avatar #113 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
Going off the arguments you've made, I'm not positive myself, but it sounds like the magic would make it feel heavier, maybe apply just enough force to counteract the force that was put into lifting it. It wouldn't actually weigh more, it would just have a lot of force it can put against it. And the other guy did say there's probably some kind of limit to the asgardian magic, but at the same time from what i understand, the hulk's like shit strong yo. So if the hulk can lift the hammer, and put more force into lifting it up then the hammer can fall, it will rise, and be used. Probably with a lot less efficiency, but the point remains.
User avatar #116 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its not heavy because of the magic, the magic lifts the hammer.
its heavy cause its made of the core of a collapsed star it weighs like 300000 tons
if you try to lift that you will sink into the earth first
User avatar #117 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
if it's already heavy, why doesnt it sink into the earth as is?
User avatar #119 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
cause of the asgardian magic. basically it assists the worthy in lifting it and keeps it from going into the ground
User avatar #120 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
No offense but that just sounds really lazy. "why cant I do this" Magic. "but if its this why doesn't it..." Magic. If it's heavy, shit's heavy. If its magic, shit's magic. It could be both, but it seems kind of ridiculous to only make it heavy when someone unworthy is touching it, as opposed to it pulling away or something.
User avatar #121 - admiralen (10/30/2014) [-]
its always heavy, but when someone worthy uses it the magic assists them in wielding it
User avatar #118 - stardustdragonlord (10/30/2014) [-]
or have its on gravitational pull
#3 - Comment deleted 10/26/2014 on oh right on 0
#19 - Oh okay, I have no clue where I got the idea he had a sword. … 10/26/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
#16 - Alignments can change based on the actions of a character. If…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #17 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
his weapon wasnt a sword, it was a laser gun. and its a post apocalyptic sifi setting
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh okay, I have no clue where I got the idea he had a sword. I may have thought of a sword when I read "end-game weapon" since nazis and lasers hadn't come up yet.
#14 - You made your main quest giver Lawful Evil and he wasn't secre…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #15 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
this npc happened to be a former nazi, so i couldnt make him lawful good now could i?
User avatar #16 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
Alignments can change based on the actions of a character. If he stopped being a nazi he could have been at least neutral.

Also, why would a nazi have a sword for end game? Were you playing D&D or D20 Modern?
User avatar #17 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
his weapon wasnt a sword, it was a laser gun. and its a post apocalyptic sifi setting
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh okay, I have no clue where I got the idea he had a sword. I may have thought of a sword when I read "end-game weapon" since nazis and lasers hadn't come up yet.
#11 - A lawful evil NPC that wasn't the bad guy? I call shenanigans.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on PC Stupidity 0
User avatar #12 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
i wrote the campaign myself, so i would know whether this guy was a villian or not.
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
You made your main quest giver Lawful Evil and he wasn't secretly the bad guy behind everything and was just using the heroes to clean up his competition?

Just further proof of your shenanigans.
User avatar #15 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
this npc happened to be a former nazi, so i couldnt make him lawful good now could i?
User avatar #16 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
Alignments can change based on the actions of a character. If he stopped being a nazi he could have been at least neutral.

Also, why would a nazi have a sword for end game? Were you playing D&D or D20 Modern?
User avatar #17 - sideism (10/26/2014) [-]
his weapon wasnt a sword, it was a laser gun. and its a post apocalyptic sifi setting
User avatar #19 - subaqueousreach (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh okay, I have no clue where I got the idea he had a sword. I may have thought of a sword when I read "end-game weapon" since nazis and lasers hadn't come up yet.
#8 - I'm not sure what the chemical science is, but my brother gets… 10/26/2014 on Just Do It 0
#26 - Well thanks Anon, now we're ****** ...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Anita goes #FullMcIntosh 0
#28 - kingderps (10/26/2014) [-]
**kingderps rolls 86** I got it
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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