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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
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#32 - Okay.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Inspiring +5
#33 - lordmoldywart has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - subaqueousreach (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually I probably could do this, my aunt owns the One Drop of Hope foundation and goes to Africa three or four times a year. If I ever decide to go with her I'll video tape it.

But I got other shit to do so yes you'll have to wait...
#41 - lordmoldywart has deleted their comment.
#48 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
He never said he'd disprove that they're there, he said he's currently too busy to go over to Africa, but he'll get a video of him talking to such a kid if he ever goes over there. Did you reply to the wrong comment or something?
#129 - I can buy that in a hobby shop for 6 dollars. Or out of a mach… 05/09/2013 on Tribute to my childhood 0
#97 - about 50 bucks.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Tribute to my childhood +3
User avatar #105 - sirbrentcoe (05/07/2013) [-]
actually, the original charizard in mint condition is worth over 300 bucks alone to a collector. . . it's fucking nuts.
User avatar #129 - subaqueousreach (05/09/2013) [-]
I can buy that in a hobby shop for 6 dollars. Or out of a machine for a quarter.
User avatar #125 - nyrintriball (05/08/2013) [-]
Alpha Black Lotus. That is all.
#54 - "my name's is" Really? 05/07/2013 on Hello +1
#55 - So they are in no way dying out, they're just not being as in … 05/07/2013 on im brony.. 0
#40 - YOUR MOTHER COULD BE BEATEN WITH A LIGHTER!!! 05/07/2013 on This Guy Should Be Some... +3
#12 - The only thing I don't like about Taekwondo or Capoeira is tha…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Seems Right 0
User avatar #67 - CaptainPugwash (05/06/2013) [-]
WTF style (the olympic one) is only point based, the main focus is on competitive sparring, yes, but it's probably one of the fastest martial arts out there, even if they don't know how to use their hands in a fight and don't really have any practice at blocking hand techniques. I really wouldn't want to face a 45 degree kick to the ribs without one of those protective thingys on. Either way, I don't really like it.
ITF, on the other hand, teaches the fundamentals of fighting in its sparring rather than just good ways to get points in competiton. Plus, unlike WTF, sparring is only one equal part of many, so there's a load of weapon defence in there, grabs, locks, throws, not to mention the patterns, the destruction, the linework, the general fitness drills, all that stuff.
I'm not saying they're exclusive to ITF, but they certainly take up a much bigger part of the art than they do in WTF.
#25 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
That depends, firstly there are 2 schools of Taekwondo, One of them (Kukkiwon style) is the type practised in the olympics, which is as you say point sparring, but this is actually very different to the full martial art (It was adapted to suit the olympics better by making it more different to karate, hich was already in at the time).
The other style is known as Chang hon or ITF style- which was started by a eneral in the Korean army, and is a full millitary martial art, much like Sambo, Krav Maga etc. It was used by the tiger division in vietnam.
Both are pretty effective when done right- unfortunately a lot of instructors just teach the sport side now, which weakens the art somewhat.
#24 - angelious (05/06/2013) [-]
i have practiced some capoeira and even thou you are right on some parts you are partly wrong.the way capoeira mestres teach differs from person to person some dont teach any contact at all and some do heavy contact.my own mestre only taught us some tackles and leg sweeps(thou he did teach us a midair leg sweep that ended up breaking one dudes arm) and some go to extreme lengths in contact(worse i have heared is real life knife used in training)

also capoeira has some very good kicks and tackles to use in combat if you know how to use em.but yeah its mostly done for fun and body discipline
User avatar #22 - SweetJesus (05/06/2013) [-]
Krav Maga is best.
#19 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
my cousin is in taekwondo and is getting his second bar on his black belt. We're both 17, we're about the same size and weight, he's more fit than me, but i use simpler technique than a strict martial art and i am more capable than him in a fight. Like we're both in our stances but i can pin him down 9 out of 10 times
#14 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
I practice Kyokushin Karate, the style of fighting (kumite) is very straight forward, no fancy spinning or flying jump kicks. It strongly resembles kick-boxing, actually, but with a greater variety of strikes including open and close-handed, and slightly fancier looking blocking. As for being too small, I've never heard of anything like that, anyone can learn it where I go.
#19 - UAV they use flight simulator joysticks and keyboards. 05/06/2013 on Top that playstation +1
#18 - I really really meant it the other day... I hate you. 05/06/2013 on Top that playstation 0
#17 - Russia uses Playstation con troll ers to man their "machi… 05/06/2013 on Top that playstation -2
#19 - If it's a human or cyborg, it's always Reach or Rhyel. Dar…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Every time +2
User avatar #90 - mattseven (05/06/2013) [-]
When I play Oblivion or Skyrim (always as a Kahjiit), I usually name my chararcer Darhl
User avatar #29 - roundhouse (05/06/2013) [-]
son, you need to get laid.
#17 - I was almost hit by a train last week. I was in a are… 05/06/2013 on Trains +1
#5 - Why would she ever kill Mike and Sully? They were her best friends. 05/06/2013 on Monsters Inc 3 +6
#6 - You'd be surprised how many lawyers could make this case valid…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on title 0
#4 - I'm 100% certain, were that sign not placed there, that there …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on title +2
User avatar #5 - kevinspacey (05/06/2013) [-]
im not sure that in this instence they would have a case, seeing as how their isnt actually a seat there
User avatar #6 - subaqueousreach (05/06/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised how many lawyers could make this case valid.

Someone would not be paying attention, attempt to sit in the seat, fall on their ass, bruise their bottom and embarrass themselves. Then they'd take the owners of the company to court.

Human ignorance is probably the scariest thing on this planet.

Plastic bags must have "Do not put this over your head. Suffocation will occur" printed on them because people have put a plastic bag over their head, suffocated, and their families sued the company because "They didn't know that would happen". They won too.
#18 - I hate you and everything you stand for... 05/06/2013 on 2Spooky 0
#79 - Still didn't stop the Dragonborn 05/05/2013 on Skyrim 0
#137 - Okay so NEVER put a baby in a fucking hammock. The wo… 05/05/2013 on Parenting: doing it the... 0
#95 - My brother and some of his friends used to have this fight clu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on rev up those +1
User avatar #120 - sepheroth (05/05/2013) [-]
Did his hair turn yellow and spiky?
User avatar #96 - ihatecarltonbanks (05/05/2013) [-]
oh yeah well.... sometimes i get out of a really hot shower and my body is steaming and i pretend to be the human torch for a minute.... so.... yeah.
#143 - The people aren't inside them. They operate them from afar thr… 05/05/2013 on That comment 0
#19 - Weird, I thought I was logged in =/ 05/04/2013 on rub it in 0
#12 - That doesn't matter though, in the movie it's an acronym, henc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Facts 0
#14 - awesomechardey (05/03/2013) [-]
#6 - I don't know about the US, but in Canada we have this course i… 05/03/2013 on skool is 4 chumps 0
#9 - The movie is what the fact is referring to if you didn't notice.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Facts 0
#10 - awesomechardey (05/03/2013) [-]
but the name doesn't origin in the movie. It's frome the comic. Therefore Jarvis just means Jarvis.
User avatar #12 - subaqueousreach (05/03/2013) [-]
That doesn't matter though, in the movie it's an acronym, hence the fact.
#14 - awesomechardey (05/03/2013) [-]
#8 - I never thought of Zorg as the villain when I watched The Fift… 05/03/2013 on Facts 0
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]

You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, fuck you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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