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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#50 - fakking **** . *Iceman 06/30/2014 on Frozen Post-Credits 0
#49 - First off: *Elsa Second, Icman is better than Sub Zer…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Frozen Post-Credits 0
#70 - brobafett (07/01/2014) [-]
>objectively the worst x-man
>even worse than dazzle

I stand corrected, you dun good'd. Fuck, even python from MGSO is a better ice/cold based character.
User avatar #50 - subaqueousreach (06/30/2014) [-]
fakking fuck. *Iceman
#49 - Canada is so big and yet we have a smaller population than the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on It's a small world +1
#97 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
Most states have a smaller population than California. Canada is also smart enough to change things that don't work. California is drowning in astronomical amounts of debt that they refuse to believe was caused by fiscal irresponsibility.
#42 - Pretty sure the theory is they're turned into pure energy insi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on muh feels 0
User avatar #43 - thekillerwalrus (06/29/2014) [-]
Now that is a question I should have asked.
#120 - You sound like someone with severe pauldron envy.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Zelda is the boy right? 0
User avatar #121 - alexandrz (06/29/2014) [-]
I work in concept design, either I point these things out or noone does.
User avatar #125 - xapplemanx (06/29/2014) [-]
do you have any finished projects, would be nice to see some
#30 - >Low steaks crime 06/27/2014 on Dave Chappelle 0
#121 - I've earned my red wings, and I am not proud of it. 06/24/2014 on Period Facial Mask +1
#16 - Keep in mind that they were used to distract bears while the h… 06/20/2014 on African City Bears 0
#6 - What would you have done if you had gotten less than 50 thumbs…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on gary motherfucking oak 0
User avatar #7 - eskaywalker (06/20/2014) [-]
Make a new, longer, comp, print it and stick it up your ass.
#67 - He is very much talking about drinking laws. He even says the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
User avatar #69 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
Well then he is retarded. This matter is settled. Good day
User avatar #78 - malacyman (06/19/2014) [-]
I dun goofed on that sentence. i was talking about driving ages
#65 - If you're kids If your kid's** 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
#64 - There is nowhere in Canada where it is legal to drink at the a…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? +1
User avatar #66 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
I think he meant that you can drive at either 15 or 16. In Alberta it is 16 to get your license.
User avatar #67 - subaqueousreach (06/19/2014) [-]
He is very much talking about drinking laws. He even says the words "Drinking laws".
User avatar #69 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
Well then he is retarded. This matter is settled. Good day
User avatar #78 - malacyman (06/19/2014) [-]
I dun goofed on that sentence. i was talking about driving ages
User avatar #65 - subaqueousreach (06/19/2014) [-]
If you're kids If your kid's**
#75 - Picture 06/19/2014 on FOR THE EMPEROR! +5
#96 - I remember the day we discovered my brother was color blind. W… 06/19/2014 on every fucking time 0
#177 - So you're doing the same thing everyone else does when they st…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#182 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm bringing up the problems of humanity. Human rights shouldn't be a cultural thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present

That's a list of hate crimes in the US against the LGBT since 2010. Maybe women aren't being killed for wanting education here, but gays are being killed for who they love.

Just because you're a straight white man does not mean you should write off the terrors that people in other groups face every day.

I don't have a problem with people saying that we need to look at how men are treated in our society. I think it's pretty fucked up. What I do have a problem with is people saying that men have it the worst. Since it was just a mix up that you said that, I've got no issue with you.
#47 - I can think of dozens of times someone has gotten offended by … 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#46 - Is there a white or straight pride parade? Nope. If we did it …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that there's no problems being a white male, but to say that it is the most difficult thing to be is straight ignorant. Oh no you don't get a parade or a gym meanwhile malala yousafzai was shot in the head for being a middle eastern woman who wants education. Even in 2014 people are getting killed because they are gay. 9 out of 10 rape victims are women. How can you look at the world and really think you have it the worst out of anybody?
User avatar #177 - subaqueousreach (06/14/2014) [-]
So you're doing the same thing everyone else does when they start talking equality. You bring up the problems of other people in other cultures that are very different to the customs we have.

I don't care if we have a parade or a gym, they were simply points to reinforce my opinion. Also, I'm not looking at the world, I'm looking at the country I live in and those neighboring it (Canada and the US). That's where our problems are, and until we fix our own issues I feel we have no business interfering in the affairs of another country, especially one so very different in customs and traditions than our own.

Obviously starving people in Africa have it far worse than me, but then, I'm not in Africa am I? So my an your problems are not going to go away simply because they have it worse.

When was the last time a woman was shot in Canada or the US for wanting an education?

Also, if you read the very last part of my last comment, I even stated "I'm not trying to say I have it any worse than anyone else here". Yes, I opened with "Men have it worse", but I'm a man and so my problems are going to seem more pertinent to me, where a woman will see her problems as more trying and a gay will see his or her issues as more and so on and so forth.

But the other issue is that when it comes to discrepancies or prejudices against men, nearly 90% of the time those issues are swept under the rug because "Men are supposed to be tough" and we should be able to just shrug off any sort of issue.
#182 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm bringing up the problems of humanity. Human rights shouldn't be a cultural thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present

That's a list of hate crimes in the US against the LGBT since 2010. Maybe women aren't being killed for wanting education here, but gays are being killed for who they love.

Just because you're a straight white man does not mean you should write off the terrors that people in other groups face every day.

I don't have a problem with people saying that we need to look at how men are treated in our society. I think it's pretty fucked up. What I do have a problem with is people saying that men have it the worst. Since it was just a mix up that you said that, I've got no issue with you.
#12 - I didn't care much for the Campaign, but I really enjoyed the … 06/13/2014 on my honest opinion 0
#3 - The other day I was driving down the street and I was cut off … 06/13/2014 on I scream +5
#16 - I'm pretty sure women are the lowest ranking on the list of wh… 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#15 - Being a straight, white male is probably the most difficult th…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! +2
#69 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
You only think it's hard being a white male because the past few thousand years years you've been the dominant ones in the world, the powerful ones. It's genetically droned into you that you should be higher up than a woman, or a minority, just like how crime has been droned into the black community.
It's seriously not your fault, I just wish you had more empathy. You have no idea how good you actually have it.
#68 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
No. It's not. Oh, boohoo, you're being called a biggot for saying you're proud to be white. Know why? Becuase, in the US, my dear friend, it DOES effect your every day life, weather you notice it or not. Now, I'm not going to lie, on average, men are stronger, they are smarter, and they are usually more dominant than women, and that's exactly why for as long as we can date back too, women have been treated like animals. It has only been in the past 100 years that women have started getting those rights. Yes, in todays society, women can vote, they expect men to be polite, they SOMETIMES give you double standards. Do you not think women still have shitty parts in society too now? These statistics clearly aren't true, if you haven't already guessed, btw. Women have to deal with sexism, just like men, women have to deal with being raped, probably even more than men. BOTH sex's have similar struggles now, stop trying to make out as if you're so hard done by, i don't blame you, it'sgenetics
#21 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
"Being a straight, white male is probably the most difficult thing to be nowadays."

........................................
User avatar #46 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
Is there a white or straight pride parade? Nope. If we did it we'd be bigots.
Do single fathers get government benefits to help raise their children? Very, very rarely.
Are there white ethnic scholarships? Nope, because that would be racist.
Are there Men's only gyms? Nope, because that would be sexist.

If a woman strikes a man in self defense, she's powerful. If a man strikes a woman in self defense, he's a monster.

If a black man says "Hey, whitey!" to get my attention, that's totally acceptable. If I say "Hey, black man!" to get theirs, I'm a racist, whip cracking bigot.

In societies eyes the straight, white male is automatically assumed to be the bad guy in almost every single situation you can think of when it concerns someone of different ethnicity or gender/identity.

Good example for those who don't mind reading; My mother and my father were having an argument while they were splitting up. My dad didn't agree to some of the things my mother wanted to take and said he was going to take the papers she made up to his lawyer. She jumped on him screaming and punched him several times, bloodying his lip and blacking his eye. My dad never laid a hand on her (I saw the entire thing at the age of 9 by the way). When the police showed up my dad was immediately handcuffed and thrown into the hallway and my mother nearly had him thrown in jail saying he had struck her. Fortunately the male officer (there was a female as well) had dealt with several situations like this. He asked me what had happened and I told him everything. He uncuffed my father and the female officer did nothing but protest, insisting that my father was guilty, even though his face was scarred to hell and my mother didn't have a scratch on her.

I'm not saying women/gays/minorities/etc have it any less difficult in their own ways, but to assume we have no problems is just as prejudiced as people generally make us out to be.
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that there's no problems being a white male, but to say that it is the most difficult thing to be is straight ignorant. Oh no you don't get a parade or a gym meanwhile malala yousafzai was shot in the head for being a middle eastern woman who wants education. Even in 2014 people are getting killed because they are gay. 9 out of 10 rape victims are women. How can you look at the world and really think you have it the worst out of anybody?
User avatar #177 - subaqueousreach (06/14/2014) [-]
So you're doing the same thing everyone else does when they start talking equality. You bring up the problems of other people in other cultures that are very different to the customs we have.

I don't care if we have a parade or a gym, they were simply points to reinforce my opinion. Also, I'm not looking at the world, I'm looking at the country I live in and those neighboring it (Canada and the US). That's where our problems are, and until we fix our own issues I feel we have no business interfering in the affairs of another country, especially one so very different in customs and traditions than our own.

Obviously starving people in Africa have it far worse than me, but then, I'm not in Africa am I? So my an your problems are not going to go away simply because they have it worse.

When was the last time a woman was shot in Canada or the US for wanting an education?

Also, if you read the very last part of my last comment, I even stated "I'm not trying to say I have it any worse than anyone else here". Yes, I opened with "Men have it worse", but I'm a man and so my problems are going to seem more pertinent to me, where a woman will see her problems as more trying and a gay will see his or her issues as more and so on and so forth.

But the other issue is that when it comes to discrepancies or prejudices against men, nearly 90% of the time those issues are swept under the rug because "Men are supposed to be tough" and we should be able to just shrug off any sort of issue.
#182 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm bringing up the problems of humanity. Human rights shouldn't be a cultural thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present

That's a list of hate crimes in the US against the LGBT since 2010. Maybe women aren't being killed for wanting education here, but gays are being killed for who they love.

Just because you're a straight white man does not mean you should write off the terrors that people in other groups face every day.

I don't have a problem with people saying that we need to look at how men are treated in our society. I think it's pretty fucked up. What I do have a problem with is people saying that men have it the worst. Since it was just a mix up that you said that, I've got no issue with you.
User avatar #17 - theblacksheep (06/13/2014) [-]
When have you personally been treated this way for being a white male? Because people always talk about how we as white males are constantly being checked when I, as a white male, have literally never had this happen in my 20 years of existence? No one seems to give a shit what your skin tone is, what your sexual preference is, religious beliefs, etc etc. It's all about if you're an asshole or not. "Are you an Asshole? No? Good, then do your thing" seems to be how all this plays out.
User avatar #102 - adrilazzaro (06/13/2014) [-]
You must live in a very nice part of the world then
User avatar #47 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
I can think of dozens of times someone has gotten offended by something I've said simply because they heard it out of context.

Obviously not everyone has to deal with this, but I've dealt with racism and prejudice towards myself for years now, and it's not fun. I do my best to be a kind and well meaning person. For the most part, yes, people think I'm a swell guy, but there are many occasions where people are just overly sensitive about a subject and blow something small into a huge issue, and suddenly I'm a bigot or a pervert.
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#24 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
you can always delete
#3 - >Vegeta's Gym Gym  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Vegeta's Gym +5
User avatar #9 - regius (06/13/2014) [-]
Twice as Gymyer then those other simple one gym gyms, Vegeta's gym gym will pump up your power levels to over 9000, making you the fear of all power scouters in the area. If your unsatisfied I'll beat you up personally and get little green to heal you up on the way out the back door.
#105 - The difference being that I'm punishing people for something w… 06/13/2014 on Can't even 0
#103 - Everyone is entitled to their opinion yes, but Hitler's opinio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Can't even 0
#104 - skatin (06/13/2014) [-]
Hitler, Stalin, Castro, etc all killed people who disagreed with their rule.

Nope, I think cheating is horribly immoral and, for me as a military member, illegal.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
The difference being that I'm punishing people for something we both agree is absolutely immoral and wrong, while those dictators were corrupt and vile people punishing those who didn't deserve it.
#15 - I've got a pack with red backs and a pack with blue backs. cos…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on super cheap chessboard +7
User avatar #40 - mathmanchris (06/12/2014) [-]
That's still 15 dollars less than gangsta.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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