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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1616
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
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Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130679
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:5196
FJ Points:15676
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latest user's comments

#117 - Changing gears in a car with manual transmission. 10/20/2014 on 3 pedals 0
#46 - Hey, the guy got some sick ass stripes for his ride. … 10/20/2014 on You had one job- comp +5
#249 - Was thinking the same thing. ******* Shaq... 10/20/2014 on 10 second game +1
#248 - I'm pretty sure that already exists. Can't remember what the g…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 10 second game 0
#263 - urapooper (10/20/2014) [-]
"rogue like" super hero game for short. It haven't seen a superhero themed "rogue-like" yet so it might not exist yet.
User avatar #265 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
But the mechanic has already been made for respawning with a totally different character each time you die. The genre really doesn't matter.
#37 - Getting hung up on technicalities of exaggerations is what rui… 10/20/2014 on Remain Silver, Horse Man 0
#3 - I thought the exact same thing. They're going to use …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Nuclear Power Plant +18
User avatar #6 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
I bet it won't be nuclear explosion Hiroshima style, but more like Spirit Forests grow everywhere.
User avatar #7 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
so, if i would stick that plant in my ass, would a spirit forest grow there ?
#8 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
Yup. You would have an entire ecosystem living inside your asshole. You can be just like ur mom.
User avatar #13 - Mortuus (10/19/2014) [-]
But.. your rectum is a ecosystem...
User avatar #9 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
i would have another ecosystem living in my ass
do you think im some kind of rookie ?
#10 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
>not having at least 3 ecosystems and two biomes inside your asshole

git gud scrub
User avatar #11 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
>implying another means that i only have one in my ass
User avatar #12 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
Good point.

Congrats son, you got gud.
#14 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
thanks
im a welltrained ass warior
i can even spin things stuck in my ass
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (10/19/2014) [-]
Good gods, what'd your Escape Artist modifier?
#15 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
YFW
#16 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
mfw it stops spinning
#21 - WHY!?!?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHI…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Under The Train +1
User avatar #49 - lip (10/19/2014) [-]
Because it's super fake.
#9 - Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I t…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Silly Hat +22
User avatar #18 - ntobarrev (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #20 - greensofa (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #31 - newtamalego (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #49 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did it anyways...
User avatar #51 - greensofa (10/20/2014) [-]
I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did it anyways... you started it again m8
#6 - There's a cord for lowering the shutters at the right of the window.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on What A View..... 0
User avatar #8 - dracolegacy (10/19/2014) [-]
..... i completely missed that.... i need to get my glasses updated.
#34 - You're not very fun at parties are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on More stuff from the Steam... 0
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Depends on the party. Last night I was at a birthday party and wasn't fun because I'm an autistic little nerd. A week ago I was at a different birthday party and had a great time because they were all autistic nerds as well.
#32 - Clearly we are not understanding one another. charagr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on More stuff from the Steam... 0
User avatar #33 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Physically, robots accomplish the same things as humans. Or rather, they accomplish specific tasks for humans that we can. They're mechanical, and we're biological, which are very different things.

Saying that we are robots made of flesh and blood is wrong, it's like saying our biology is mechanical.

Saying we're biological robots is saying we are biological, and we do the same things as robots. At least, that's how I'm taking it.

It's the difference between saying steel is hard iron and saying steel is like iron, but harder.
User avatar #34 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
You're not very fun at parties are you?
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Depends on the party. Last night I was at a birthday party and wasn't fun because I'm an autistic little nerd. A week ago I was at a different birthday party and had a great time because they were all autistic nerds as well.
#32 - Comment deleted 10/19/2014 on Not going to lie, I got a... 0
#30 - That functionality wise, we're basically biological robots?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on More stuff from the Steam... 0
User avatar #31 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
...Obviously?
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
Clearly we are not understanding one another.

charagrin was saying that we're robots, but instead of oil and steel it's blood and flesh.

Then you said that no, robots are mechanical, we're biological.

Then I say that we're simply biological robots and you're agreeing with me now?

I'm really lost in all this.
User avatar #33 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Physically, robots accomplish the same things as humans. Or rather, they accomplish specific tasks for humans that we can. They're mechanical, and we're biological, which are very different things.

Saying that we are robots made of flesh and blood is wrong, it's like saying our biology is mechanical.

Saying we're biological robots is saying we are biological, and we do the same things as robots. At least, that's how I'm taking it.

It's the difference between saying steel is hard iron and saying steel is like iron, but harder.
User avatar #34 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
You're not very fun at parties are you?
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Depends on the party. Last night I was at a birthday party and wasn't fun because I'm an autistic little nerd. A week ago I was at a different birthday party and had a great time because they were all autistic nerds as well.
#28 - But in the end both of our processors run on electricity.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2014 on More stuff from the Steam... 0
User avatar #29 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Your point being?
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
That functionality wise, we're basically biological robots?
User avatar #31 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
...Obviously?
User avatar #32 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
Clearly we are not understanding one another.

charagrin was saying that we're robots, but instead of oil and steel it's blood and flesh.

Then you said that no, robots are mechanical, we're biological.

Then I say that we're simply biological robots and you're agreeing with me now?

I'm really lost in all this.
User avatar #33 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Physically, robots accomplish the same things as humans. Or rather, they accomplish specific tasks for humans that we can. They're mechanical, and we're biological, which are very different things.

Saying that we are robots made of flesh and blood is wrong, it's like saying our biology is mechanical.

Saying we're biological robots is saying we are biological, and we do the same things as robots. At least, that's how I'm taking it.

It's the difference between saying steel is hard iron and saying steel is like iron, but harder.
User avatar #34 - subaqueousreach (10/19/2014) [-]
You're not very fun at parties are you?
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Depends on the party. Last night I was at a birthday party and wasn't fun because I'm an autistic little nerd. A week ago I was at a different birthday party and had a great time because they were all autistic nerds as well.
#36 - Not so long as you like all the colors.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on So gay 0
User avatar #49 - shunkahawolf (10/19/2014) [-]
i did, but im also gay and my roommate doesn't like gays, neither do his parents. also i needed cups because his parents were visiting and he broke most of ours during a drunken party.
#81 - If you haven't seen the episode yet please don't click the spo… 10/19/2014 on Toph +2
#100 - Sexy does not equal slutty. This is why Feminazi's lo… 10/19/2014 on Halloween in Japan 2013 0
#99 - I was making a joke, but whatever. 10/16/2014 on Cold Hard Pounds 0
#91 - S'all good man, I know your pain. 10/16/2014 on Someone had to say it +3
#85 - There are road signs in Surrey, BC, Canada that are in Punjabi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Someone had to say it +3
#89 - ihaspotato (10/16/2014) [-]
I think it's going fucking overboard with all the "acceptance and tolerance" shit, i mean i'm not racist but for fucks sake just because you had it hard in your country doesn't mean you can come to ours and start demanding things, hell i'd be thankful as hell, i mean i get to immigrate to a country where i'm safe, have a good chance of educating myself, getting a job and contribute to the society that helped me out. No, fuck that i'm gonna be an asshole and demands loads of stuff and live of welfare! /rant sorry for the long message.
User avatar #91 - subaqueousreach (10/16/2014) [-]
S'all good man, I know your pain.
#91 - Everybody has "fat stupid ones" in their country. Am…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Cold Hard Pounds +1
#97 - Spacecakes (10/16/2014) [-]
That would be mexico if you're not trying to be cancerous.
User avatar #99 - subaqueousreach (10/16/2014) [-]
I was making a joke, but whatever.
#24 - Spiderman didn't become an avenger for a good while bud, give …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Avenger Inc. +7
#26 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/16/2014) [-]
isn't spooderman owned by Sony? So you probably won't be seeing him in the avengers anytime soon unless sony gives them the rights or sum shiet.
User avatar #37 - Tyranitar (10/16/2014) [-]
Actually, Marvel and Sony are in negotiations to allow Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man to be a part of the MCU.
#39 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/16/2014) [-]
You serious? Huge man boner right now I am a man with a fully functioning penis so i have no idea why i had to say man boner rather than boner
#43 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/16/2014) [-]
Love you.
But seriously if they don't give marvel the rights to do the whole avengers thing according to what i understood there. If everyone were to say not watch Amazing spiderman 3 when it comes out then they wouldn't make an amazing spiderman 4 because of lack of ratings and interest and shit so Sony would lose the rights. So maximum if everyone plays their cards right we are garrunteed to have spiderman in the Avengers in the next 6 years or less.
User avatar #44 - taintedangel (10/16/2014) [-]
Hell Marvel's cancelling the Fantastic Four comic so that by not having a comic named 'Fantastic Four' for roughly over a year, they'd get the movie rights back for Fantastic Four. I believe that's what they are doing with Wolverine now with his recent "Death of Wolverine" story line.

Sony's playing ball with Marvel right now becasue, while ASM2 made roughly $500 million in the box office it 'didn't hold up to their profit expectations', so they might let Marvel use Spidey in their MCU.

Fox, on the otherhand, are being dicks about all their movie rights of Marvel Characters.
#47 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/16/2014) [-]
Fox are dicks
I really hope spiderman get's to go in the avengers. As much as i liked the Amazing Spiderman 2 when i watched it int he cinema. When watching it back i did pick up on quite a few things that were just awkward or stupid. The cutesieness between peter and gwen were very very awkward (don't smile i like your smile *blushy face*)
So get rid of the teenage Peter shit and have the cockiness fighting alongside the avengers would be so cool.
User avatar #48 - taintedangel (10/16/2014) [-]
Fox should be letting Marvel use the X-Men characters and be able to say 'Mutants' because many prominent X-Men are avengers also (Wolvie, Beast, Storm, Rogue, Havock that I can instantly recall off the top of my head) and The Thing of the FF is an Avenger too.

I honestly felt that Andrew Garfield was good as Spider-man, but not so much as Peter Parker, despite how hard he tried. Perhaps Gwen's death in ASM2 will make the Paeter Parker character grow up a bit for ASM3.
User avatar #67 - Tyranitar (10/16/2014) [-]
I was just about to rage because you revealed that before I got to see the movie, but since I knew it was inevitable, I guess I wouldn't have been too shocked anyway. Still figured they'd try and keep Emma Stone as long as they could, though. I know I would.
#50 - xxitzchubbsxx (10/16/2014) [-]
Would be pretty cool but i doubt it will ahppen any time soon (hulk sad)

I felt he was too modernised. Like he dressed better than anyone else at school yet he's somehow the nerd. But that would be a good idea. Making him too goofy etc. so that once that thing that happened at the end of AMS2 with gwen *cough cough* he would try to hide his identity and act more like a nerd so no one would think he's spiderman.
#116 - It'd be more like maxing out every stat without leaving Lumbri…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on It happened 0
#132 - bommeraang (10/16/2014) [-]
I got max archery when the sling first came out. I was using a bot though. Never got caught using any macro.
User avatar #119 - lordmoldywart (10/16/2014) [-]
D-d-d-d-daaaaammmmmnnnnn
#46 - Huh, my dad bought a second PS2 so he could play Champions of …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on Being sick +1
#47 - metalcoldreaper (10/16/2014) [-]
my dad watched Star trek & shit but wasn't a gamer, I must have gotten a defective fucking geek dad.
#44 - Nothing like chicken noodle soup, hot tea, and wanton destruct…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on Being sick +1
User avatar #45 - metalcoldreaper (10/16/2014) [-]
Seriously give me your family. It took years of convicing to get my dad to even update the household PC to an XP in 2006-8. not to mention him hating me buying video games for my ps2.

Give your family to me, swine >
User avatar #46 - subaqueousreach (10/16/2014) [-]
Huh, my dad bought a second PS2 so he could play Champions of Norrath while I played Ratchet and Clank.

Sorry bro, your dad just isn't geek enough.
#47 - metalcoldreaper (10/16/2014) [-]
my dad watched Star trek & shit but wasn't a gamer, I must have gotten a defective fucking geek dad.

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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