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#28 - Republic Commando was the **** though.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on CIS Scum! +4
User avatar #42 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Agreed, the ending made me sad though. Even as Sev was heard getting ambushed on radio and the fight was on, i already backtracking through the level taking stock of my ammo and grenades. Made it to the 3rd turret just to realized there is no new objective.
So sad.
#45 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Supposedly there's a novel where they're attempting to find Sev again, but I can't recall where I read about that or whether or not it's even from the same plot line. Maybe Sev is just really good at getting separated from the rest of Delta Squad?

Also, my dad and I noticed that Sev (along with the rest of Delta Squad) made an appearance in the Clone Wars series (Pictured left). Though this takes place long before the events in the game.
#30 - hitbyadriveby (09/25/2014) [-]
That too. oh my god i loved that game with a fucking passion.
#57 - Because it's a god damned beetle. It's not venomous, nor does …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on It's a bug. +11
#79 - mr skeltal (09/25/2014) [-]
I think more people kill house spiders than don't
User avatar #84 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean they should, anon. That doesn't mean they should.
#97 - mr skeltal (09/25/2014) [-]
well I don't want my house to get filled with fucking cobwebs. I mean i'll throw the fucking bug out the window and let it live if I have the chance but i'm not fraid of swatting the fucker either if i'm worried its venomous
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Unless you live in Australia or Africa there is almost no chance that any of the spiders you find in your home are venomous to humans. Not to mention only a specific spider makes cobwebs and they generally don't have teeth.
#53 - Jesus ******* christ this. Seriously, the only re…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Imma just Re-post this +5
User avatar #57 - dorfdorfdorf (09/25/2014) [-]
i didn't acknowledge them for 30 years and fucking look.

"idk doc, maybe the virus will go away if we ignore it"
"i think we'd be better off not treating the cancer, it'll probably just get bored"
"we're gonna be better off if we dont stem the flow of blood from your open wound, it'll stop itself eventually"
#253 - secretpandaninja (09/26/2014) [-]
Here is why this isn't a good argument:

1. It has nothing to do with "feminists".

2. I "ignored" terrorists my entire life. And then look what they did on 09/11! (come on, seriously?)

2. I could also say:
"Idk doc, maybe the scab will heal if I just keep picking at it"
"I think we'd be better off trying to poke the lion to death. It will probably kill over from all the prodding"

See what I mean?
User avatar #305 - dorfdorfdorf (09/26/2014) [-]
so how do you suggest going about "ignoring" them?

Who's going to define what "ignoring" means?
Who's going to decide the feminazis from the equalists?
What are we going to do if any of these people become teachers and poison childrens minds?
Are we supposed to just sit back while hundreds (if not thousands) of young, impressionable men and women hear these ideas and are judged accordingly online and in real life?

In other words.... What the fuck is your plan
#329 - secretpandaninja (09/26/2014) [-]
hahaha Swearing! Calm down.

First, I never claimed to be the lord who would deliver us from feminists, so I think your line of questioning is getting a little crazy.

Second, the answers to a few of those questions should be pondered and decided on by people much more qualified than me (or you) when it comes to taking real legal action. To be fair, they are good questions, but they are very complicated. I think in most cases, it is clear which of these "feminazis" are extremists. However, as with any issue that faces push-back, not everyone agrees with everything that even the most mild of feminists argues. There is a good side to feminism that is suffering right now because of crazies. We cannot line up feminists and wipe them out. That's ridiculous and cruel.

To simply answer your questions, in average life each individual will decide him/herself what ignoring (or taking action) means.
Each individual will decide for him/herself which are the feminazis and which are the equalists.
Some of these people will become teachers. Just as racists can be teachers. Just as sexists can be teachers. Just as liars can be teachers. What we will do as average people is raise our children better than that.
You won't like this answer but YES. Most people should not try to take on the feminazi army. We should do the little bit of good we can with our lives. If you are a firm believer that this is a big issue that your life was meant to tackle, then great! Maybe someone else's big issue is helping the growing number of American orphans. Maybe someone's issue is feeding the homeless. Maybe someone wants to wipe out disease. That's amazing! No one, however, can do all of these things. And the majority of people who read my message will do none of them. Let's be realistic. If everyone in the world took on a major issue, we wouldn't all be ranting on this site. We wouldn't be pointing the accusatory finger at people we don't (& will never know). We'd be out fixing things.
#93 - mr skeltal (09/25/2014) [-]
One person ignoring them isn't enough, because other people aren't. Seriously ''taking the fight to them'' is like trying to talk sense into someone from /pol/. It just feeds them
#67 - mr skeltal (09/25/2014) [-]
We could just lock them all in a room and blast some hardcore porn for a week straight, so that their triggers and PTSD intensify so much that their heads finally implode...
#304 - dorfdorfdorf (09/26/2014) [-]
#87 - God damn that ******* church. My buddy a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on The channel needs more souls 0
User avatar #89 - tankerdude (09/25/2014) [-]
I got lucky I was trying to shoot the knight behind it and didn't know it was destructible and managed to kill 3 knight on the ground
#87 - tfw I'm white and I've been a constant victim of racism since … 09/25/2014 on SJW 0
#28 - I hate reading novels at the same time as other people, only b…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Sounds about right +2
#69 - Mr Unsmiley (09/25/2014) [-]
>my brother's fw I accidentally spoiled Ace's death in One Piece
to be fair it had been out for like 2 years by that time
#34 - dachief (09/25/2014) [-]
I bet you felt like shit when you realised.
User avatar #35 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Yep, fortunately it wasn't a major spoiler, just a little one. Still sucked though.
#140 - I'm totally fine with a woman wielding Mjolnir, but Thor was t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Mind = Blown +3
#151 - revolvingocelot (09/25/2014) [-]
no, he's thor odinson, off doing other things while this chick has his powers, who knows, he might get it back in like a year lol
User avatar #152 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
I have no doubt he'll come back, but Odinson is his last name, meaning the son of Odin. Thor is still his name, he didn't get it because he held Mjolnir.

That's my only beef with this new chick.
#169 - revolvingocelot (09/25/2014) [-]
yeah, i understand that, but the actual hammer does make it unclear, since if you're worthy, you have the powers of thor, which apparently means according to marvel that you are thor, since that's how they described this chick, she's thor, when our thor is still out and about. fucking confusing man, i hope they at least give her an actual name instead of "thor", like it's "thor odison" not just "thor"
User avatar #229 - Thundergod (09/25/2014) [-]
NO, I AM THOR, THUNDERGOD AND MARVEL HERO!
#11 - If you don't like him that's just your preference, it doesn't … 09/23/2014 on It was written by people +2
#11 - I don't like how a lot of people misread this situation. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +22
#28 - rembrandtx (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah i remember playing a video game on psp where i had to detain everyone i saw
User avatar #16 - kilotech (09/23/2014) [-]
IKR it makes perfect sense to me I could see how it is scary to the civilian I would piss my pants once someone is confirmed as innocent they are treated just like any other witness to crime
User avatar #12 - jaggedherp (09/23/2014) [-]
Swat 4 is a great example of this, as you arrest everybody. Or shoot them with breaching shotguns. Either works
User avatar #31 - mrnoodlez (09/23/2014) [-]
Make sure to yell "STOP RESISTING" while you repeatedly tazer them in the nuts and your buddy pepper sprays them in an alternating fashion.


for example:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IuwSegTWNs
#19 - I think you meant 'iteration'. 09/23/2014 on Because Fuck You 0
#45 - It's a different time. You can't compare the social structure … 09/22/2014 on snicker snicker +1
#152 - You're correct, centuries ago finances were likely the lowest …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Looking at you, LaQuisha 0
#163 - blobbo (09/23/2014) [-]
Nowadays is higly improbable to die of starvation in a first world country, anyone can get access to the basic resources that are necessary to keep living. Maybe you won't eat strawberries everyday but that's not such a big problem i think... Given that, we arrive at the logic conclusion that parents that don't want to take their responsibilities simply don't have enough strong will to sacrifice part of their wealth to raise their children. I'm not saying this to criticize or judge them, i know that it's not simple and they're afraid or worried about the future, I only want to explain why having children shouldn't be condamned even if you can't afford to change your smartphone every year.
P.S. The amish comunity is a great example, they live quite well using the technology of centuries ago without problems.
#16 - Feminism is the fight for the idea that femininity is not a we…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/22/2014 on snicker snicker +31
#25 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
Femininity is a weakness in males though. It wasn't feminine men that built empires and the modern world.
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (09/22/2014) [-]
It's a different time. You can't compare the social structure from a society that existed over a hundred years ago to the one we have today. Socially humanity has evolved, and in many different ways.

Compassion is one of the big changes we've been growing over the last 40 years. That's a feminine quality to a lot of people.
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (09/22/2014) [-]
No, but the Roman Emperors fucked feminine men.
Maybe I wanna sleep with a world ruler.
#57 - mutzaki (09/23/2014) [-]
I hope your anus can take it.
#58 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
Do you know who you're talking to?
#59 - mutzaki (09/23/2014) [-]
I have you in my friends list. Wanna make it friends with benefits list?
User avatar #60 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
>Implying my entire friends list isn't a friends with benefits list
User avatar #61 - mutzaki (09/23/2014) [-]
You're a fucking whore.

I love it.
User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot (09/23/2014) [-]
no u

I kno u do bb.
#19 - mr skeltal (09/22/2014) [-]
too bad they always act like they are a damsel in distress
#27 - I always liked Boromir, and my buddy did too. We found this in… 09/22/2014 on LOTR Facts Part 2: Boromir 0
#81 - Our bacon is the best bacon Our syrup is the best syr… 09/22/2014 on USA vs Canada +4
#80 - He's holding a hockey stick in the second panel, not to mentio… 09/22/2014 on USA vs Canada 0
#41 - Why do you care, though? That's what I'd like to know… 09/22/2014 on 0
#182 - A little girl and her dog are murdered by her father for his c…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #187 - thingexplain (09/22/2014) [-]
Teaches a valuable life lesson. "If daddy is super stressed about his job, take your dog and go somewhere else til his glasses stop shining when viewed at an angle."
#181 - Honestly, one I'd recommend for someone who hasn't seen much a… 09/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#61 - It's financially and morally irresponsible to have children wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Looking at you, LaQuisha +2
#124 - blobbo (09/22/2014) [-]
Humanity until the last century has never known about financial setting, maybe our ancestors shouldn't have procreated!! Oh no, that's plain stupid and would have eradicated our species... Since when having money is more important than having morals to be a parent? What kind of fucked up world are we living in if an entire generation (and the amount of green thumbs on this post shows this) truly believes that to value a good parent you have to look at his money? I would always prefer to live in a little house with the minimum necessary (no iphones, playstation and all that kind of things) but filled with my parents love than to grow up like a little spoiled brat that has everything material but nothing in his heart...
sorry for the bad english, it's not my first lenguage
User avatar #152 - subaqueousreach (09/22/2014) [-]
You're correct, centuries ago finances were likely the lowest concern, but that was a different time, where being able to take care of yourself held a different meaning.

In the earliest days of man, females sought out the strongest males to procreate with, because they showed that they could bare strong children, keep the family safe, and keep the family fed.

Nowadays, to be able to take care of yourself means that you are financially independent and more importantly, financially secure. If you are living paycheck to paycheck with just you and your girlfriend and barely making ends meet, having a child is not the right move to make.

I'm not saying people don't deserve to have children, everyone has that right, but they need to be responsible about it.

How many young fathers have just walked away because "it was just too hard"? Guess what, raising a kid is hard. If you're not responsible enough to pay your bills on time, what makes you think you're responsible enough to take care of a child?

Regardless of what you think, they go hand in hand. The key word I keep using is 'responsibility'. Think real hard about all of the dead beat fathers and mothers who have walked away from their families because of the struggles of trying to raise a family on a tight budget.

I'll grant you this, being good with finances doesn't automatically make you a good parent, but love alone won't put food on the table or a roof over your head.
#163 - blobbo (09/23/2014) [-]
Nowadays is higly improbable to die of starvation in a first world country, anyone can get access to the basic resources that are necessary to keep living. Maybe you won't eat strawberries everyday but that's not such a big problem i think... Given that, we arrive at the logic conclusion that parents that don't want to take their responsibilities simply don't have enough strong will to sacrifice part of their wealth to raise their children. I'm not saying this to criticize or judge them, i know that it's not simple and they're afraid or worried about the future, I only want to explain why having children shouldn't be condamned even if you can't afford to change your smartphone every year.
P.S. The amish comunity is a great example, they live quite well using the technology of centuries ago without problems.
#9730012 - I'm not sure how to respond to this.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9730135 - mercyburris (09/22/2014) [-]
ass needs no response
just appreciation
#42 - They don't necessarily make up the majority of feminism, they … 09/22/2014 on Jamal trolling 0
#40 - Close, but the actual reason for feminism is to support the id…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Jamal trolling 0
User avatar #41 - capslockrage (09/22/2014) [-]
That's cool and all but these female supremacists make up MOST of feminism.

Also people need to realize that men and women aren't equal when it comes to physical jobs.

On average men will always be better at physical jobs, women would have to work hard just to get to the average mans capabilities. That's fine if women want to get into physical jobs just as long as they know they will have to try harder. But if you'll just look around the world, there are tons of women cops and soldiers and other physical jobs, and that is why feminism is pointless, because there is nothing more to be achieved.
User avatar #42 - subaqueousreach (09/22/2014) [-]
They don't necessarily make up the majority of feminism, they just make the most noise and people hear them more than the others. Then unfortunately legitimate feminists are thrown in with them just by mentioning the word.
#37 - How is feminism useless? Describe what you believe fe…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Jamal trolling +1
User avatar #39 - capslockrage (09/22/2014) [-]
Fighting for equality between women and men.
User avatar #40 - subaqueousreach (09/22/2014) [-]
Close, but the actual reason for feminism is to support the idea that femininity itself isn't weakness, in either gender. It's to support women who want to get into more masculine type jobs such as mechanical engineering, but it's also to support men who are constantly berated for having emotions like crying at sad movies or going aww when they see something cute. A majority of men need feminism just as much as women.

What most people confuse feminism with is all these female supremacists who scream rape when someone brushes their hand in a line up at the grocery store. Feminism isn't about making women better than men, those are just cunts.
User avatar #41 - capslockrage (09/22/2014) [-]
That's cool and all but these female supremacists make up MOST of feminism.

Also people need to realize that men and women aren't equal when it comes to physical jobs.

On average men will always be better at physical jobs, women would have to work hard just to get to the average mans capabilities. That's fine if women want to get into physical jobs just as long as they know they will have to try harder. But if you'll just look around the world, there are tons of women cops and soldiers and other physical jobs, and that is why feminism is pointless, because there is nothing more to be achieved.
User avatar #42 - subaqueousreach (09/22/2014) [-]
They don't necessarily make up the majority of feminism, they just make the most noise and people hear them more than the others. Then unfortunately legitimate feminists are thrown in with them just by mentioning the word.
#65 - While it's never happened to me either, that doesn't mean the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Women 0
#68 - kingpongthedon (09/22/2014) [-]
I've seen literally everything on here go both ways.

I've seen women arrested for beating men and men applauded for hitting women. Depends on the situation.

The kissing thing is entirely dependent on interest, if she's interested it's all good some girls like the shameless bastard thing , but I've been mouth-raped by girls I wasn't interested in and it's not all good either.

I've walked in to the women's restroom accidentally a number of times and walked out as soon as I realized my mistake, but nobody said anything because it was apparent it was a mistake. I've been walked in by women and nobody says anything to them because it's obviously a mistake.

I thing girls staring at my dick is just tacky. Some girls want guys to stare. This is a matter of personal taste, not a grand societal misgiving.

If a guy touches a girl's boob intentionally, then yeah sexual harassment. If not, it's a pretty common accident, no girl is going to press charges for that. Certainly not going to be a sex offender for life. And if a girl grabs a dude's nutsack, I somehow doubt the officer would just ignore the situation.

Girls watch porn too. Not really much else to say. I know just as many guys calling dudes perverts for jerking as I do girls.

Keyword is attractive on girl gamers. Same applies to attractive male gamers. People like attractive people no matter what they're doing.

My point is that I've never seen any of this to be the case at all. I have first hand experience with some and anecdotal for the others. I'm not saying it absolutely never happened, but it's far from being the cultural institution people make it out to be. There is a grain of truth to it, but not anything that's worth getting upset over.

Even if girls have these "priveleges," at least I can piss wherever I feel like it. At the end of the day, that makes me the winner here.
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#12 - kolpster ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - mr skeltal (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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