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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1232
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
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Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 49.6% (248/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130617
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:4950
FJ Points:15212
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latest user's comments

#16 - I think he meant to say inertia. Planting the flag in the moon…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Bush did 9/11 0
#32 - merloxbeard (03/26/2015) [-]
Thanks for having my back
#16 - Sounds like you need a new house. It's a shame about the fire,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on All the time. +23
User avatar #93 - fightforfate (03/26/2015) [-]
that took me a while
#23 - A gun is a tool of war. Just like a fork is a tool fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Dewalt +10
User avatar #30 - brokentrucker (03/25/2015) [-]
Just thought I'd add, that there isn't a whole lot on this planet that will make you feel as fucking invincible as holding on to a monster ass wrench like you're going to bash someones face inside out.
#12 - I know your pain. I wish Hawkeye and Black Widow woul…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on The Cool Kids -1
#13 - sexyhimself (03/25/2015) [-]
Nigga that's the coolest fucking outfit evah.
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (03/25/2015) [-]
Oh don't get me wrong I love OG Hawkeye, but I think it would be funny as hell.
#82 - I typed isn't, don't know why my phone changed it to wasn't. 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... 0
#81 - Because Star wars wasn't an animu. And the AT-AT and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... +2
User avatar #82 - subaqueousreach (03/25/2015) [-]
I typed isn't, don't know why my phone changed it to wasn't.
#80 - While the Empire as a whole may not be evil, it is run by one …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... +3
#86 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
Obama isn't evil.
#78 - And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Battle of Yavin sho… 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... +1
#29 - Yeah, because the San Andreas and Lord of the Rings posters re…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Cosplay +107
#108 - pentathengone (03/25/2015) [-]
Don't forget the turn table.
#93 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
>Likes DBZ
>Nothing wrong with that
#17 - Used to do this all the time in highschool. Me and a bunch of … 03/25/2015 on Men on Christmas +1
#31 - You can beat the main campaign of fallout in about 4 hours if … 03/25/2015 on what a no lifer +1
#28 - Imagine if we did though. The world would be a much quieter place.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on He will 9/11 that erection +20
#34 - kommandantvideo (03/25/2015) [-]
"quieter"
#28 - Considering that the image was based off of Married [With Chil… 03/25/2015 on (untitled) +3
#90 - All of them were complete and utter ******** . 03/24/2015 on Mind-boggling illusions... 0
#211 - I agree, no sword is better than White Beard's mustache.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on adventure time swords +2
#234 - tarabostes (03/25/2015) [-]
#210 - May have been made before that was a thing. They also don't ha… 03/24/2015 on adventure time swords 0
#37 - Clearly this is some sort of Highlander situation and we must … 03/24/2015 on Flirting 0
#31 - Really? Because your counter argument feels very copy paste of…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Pretty Much +1
User avatar #43 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
You've actually got a pretty good point.

From the very get go, especially in Skyrim, the idea of "you don't worry about the right and wrong of it; just fulfill your contract" is quite prevalent. The argument for the Dark Brotherhood being Lawful Neutral is entirely valid.
User avatar #34 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded.
#29 - Its not so much that they're greedy, they just happen to be ex…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Pretty Much 0
User avatar #30 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
Does that mean that if you're exceptionally good at raping children, it would be a shame to not do it? Those excuses are getting dumber and dumber.

Taking advantage of your talents for a monetary gain is no excuse for committing immoral acts.
User avatar #44 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
It's mercenary work.
The right and wrong is irrelevant.
An assassin make kill a corrupt politician, or perhaps an inept bard. It makes no difference.
That's Lawful Neutral.
User avatar #47 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
Are you serious? Being an assassin that enjoys killing and has no borders as to who he would kill is neither neutral nor lawful.
User avatar #49 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
A random assassin would be neutral evil, or maybe even chaotic evil.

But a contracted assassin is lawful, first and foremost.
User avatar #48 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
You need to do a little more research on the alignment system.

Lawful can have various meanings, one of which is strict adherence to a code (5 tenants *coughcough*) and authority (black hand 8coughcough*).

Neutral means committing good and evil actions without considering their morality.

It totally fits.
User avatar #50 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
That's not how you define Lawful. Next thing you're gonna say that the Thieves Guild are lawful too, I guess? I'm not even gonna have this discussion. You are implying that any group with rules and an authority that upholds them are lawful, which is not so. Most chaotic factions are so, because they disregard society's rules and norms, and therefore form groups.
User avatar #51 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
An argument for Lawful Evil could be made.

But you are mistaken.
That is a proper usage of Lawful.
User avatar #52 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
No, you
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2015) [-]
Really? Because your counter argument feels very copy paste of "Worst possible scenario" anti-logic that feminazis like to use.

It's like the guy who invented dynamite. When he created it, he intended it for demolition and removing large amounts of rock from mountains. Did he intend for someone to decide it was equally good at removing people? No, but none the less people still used dynamite for murder.

Saying my logic could apply to that scenario is the exact same thing you're doing. Obviously my intent was not that evil people should do evil things because they're good at doing evil things. You're comparing assassins to rapists, which are two very different things all together.

Lots of people kill other people and it doesn't make them evil. And we pay them all the time. Soldiers, Police, Mercenaries, etc... The only difference between them and an assassin is that 1. Assassins make way more money and 2. They don't invest any emotion into their target. They're there to kill a person, good, bad or otherwise.

I'm not saying Assassin's can't be evil, I'm just saying that some are neutral.
User avatar #43 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
You've actually got a pretty good point.

From the very get go, especially in Skyrim, the idea of "you don't worry about the right and wrong of it; just fulfill your contract" is quite prevalent. The argument for the Dark Brotherhood being Lawful Neutral is entirely valid.
User avatar #34 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded.
#24 - Whenever a weeb finds out I watch anime I just tell them I wat…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on (untitled) +20
#31 - mordavia (03/24/2015) [-]
mfw hearing that people like dubbed versions.
Just kidding. I watched anime dubbed in German for a decade before I found the internet. I won't judge anyone.
I still think Dragonball is better with German voice actors.
#22 - Not all assassins are evil. Some are just doing a job.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Pretty Much 0
User avatar #26 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
That's kinda the same excuse as the Brotherhood actually tells you in the game, and if you ask me, it's a shit excuse. IMO killing because you're greedy is one of the worst kinds of murder.
User avatar #29 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2015) [-]
Its not so much that they're greedy, they just happen to be exceptionally good at killing people. I'm not saying their good people, but taking advantage of a talent you have for monetary gain is what most everybody does. Otherwise you're just wasting potential.
User avatar #30 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
Does that mean that if you're exceptionally good at raping children, it would be a shame to not do it? Those excuses are getting dumber and dumber.

Taking advantage of your talents for a monetary gain is no excuse for committing immoral acts.
User avatar #44 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
It's mercenary work.
The right and wrong is irrelevant.
An assassin make kill a corrupt politician, or perhaps an inept bard. It makes no difference.
That's Lawful Neutral.
User avatar #47 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
Are you serious? Being an assassin that enjoys killing and has no borders as to who he would kill is neither neutral nor lawful.
User avatar #49 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
A random assassin would be neutral evil, or maybe even chaotic evil.

But a contracted assassin is lawful, first and foremost.
User avatar #48 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
You need to do a little more research on the alignment system.

Lawful can have various meanings, one of which is strict adherence to a code (5 tenants *coughcough*) and authority (black hand 8coughcough*).

Neutral means committing good and evil actions without considering their morality.

It totally fits.
User avatar #50 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
That's not how you define Lawful. Next thing you're gonna say that the Thieves Guild are lawful too, I guess? I'm not even gonna have this discussion. You are implying that any group with rules and an authority that upholds them are lawful, which is not so. Most chaotic factions are so, because they disregard society's rules and norms, and therefore form groups.
User avatar #51 - YllekNayr (03/25/2015) [-]
An argument for Lawful Evil could be made.

But you are mistaken.
That is a proper usage of Lawful.
User avatar #52 - minorian (03/25/2015) [-]
No, you
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2015) [-]
Really? Because your counter argument feels very copy paste of "Worst possible scenario" anti-logic that feminazis like to use.

It's like the guy who invented dynamite. When he created it, he intended it for demolition and removing large amounts of rock from mountains. Did he intend for someone to decide it was equally good at removing people? No, but none the less people still used dynamite for murder.

Saying my logic could apply to that scenario is the exact same thing you're doing. Obviously my intent was not that evil people should do evil things because they're good at doing evil things. You're comparing assassins to rapists, which are two very different things all together.

Lots of people kill other people and it doesn't make them evil. And we pay them all the time. Soldiers, Police, Mercenaries, etc... The only difference between them and an assassin is that 1. Assassins make way more money and 2. They don't invest any emotion into their target. They're there to kill a person, good, bad or otherwise.

I'm not saying Assassin's can't be evil, I'm just saying that some are neutral.
User avatar #43 - YllekNayr (03/24/2015) [-]
You've actually got a pretty good point.

From the very get go, especially in Skyrim, the idea of "you don't worry about the right and wrong of it; just fulfill your contract" is quite prevalent. The argument for the Dark Brotherhood being Lawful Neutral is entirely valid.
User avatar #34 - minorian (03/24/2015) [-]
You're fucking retarded.
#61 - There's no profoundness or ideology to why I eat what I eat. … 03/24/2015 on Vegan +21
#15 - That's so ******* weird, I was in almost the exact situ…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Flirting +2
#36 - fergin (03/24/2015) [-]
a-are you... me?
User avatar #37 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2015) [-]
Clearly this is some sort of Highlander situation and we must battle. Bring your tiger shirt...
#20 - My girlfriend in highschool actually did go to another school … 03/24/2015 on Twitter Comp 0
#78 - Yes, its about Areils daughter going through more or less the … 03/24/2015 on The little sea cow +1

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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