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Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
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#87 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Better blow jobs and no Jobs +7
User avatar #88 - drakonpunch (02/26/2015) [-]
The "joke" is stupid
User avatar #89 - subaqueousreach (02/26/2015) [-]
I never said it was good, I just said you missed it.
User avatar #90 - drakonpunch (02/26/2015) [-]
Guess so. I can't see the funny anywhere.
#61 - Ash doesn't get friend zoned though. He simply has no interest… 02/26/2015 on cannot ketchum all 0
#126 - You know what else never gets old? 12 year old anons thinking … 02/26/2015 on the reality +5
#12 - I knew a girl who only showered once a week. She was a disgust… 02/23/2015 on Deodorant +2
#30 - In season 2 she's 21, so you're fine.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Anime logic 0
#72 - obxgamer (02/24/2015) [-]
wait there was a season 2?
User avatar #99 - yellowcardraiden (02/24/2015) [-]
He means the second half, where they do the time skip.
#104 - obxgamer (02/24/2015) [-]
ah, got my hopes up for a second lol
#29 - I'm pretty sure that's Yoko from Season 2 of TTGL, where she's… 02/23/2015 on Anime logic 0
#63 - I can respect that answer 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 3 +2
#61 - Indocanadian gang violence is no laughing matter, aximil.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 3 +1
User avatar #62 - aximil (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm not sure you understand. This is the internet. Everything is a laughing matter.
User avatar #63 - subaqueousreach (02/23/2015) [-]
I can respect that answer
#15 - Neko = Cat That is clearly a fox girl. 02/23/2015 on Pokemon +2
#51 - If it makes you feel better, Canada probably sucks less than…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 3 +4
User avatar #52 - freepanini (02/23/2015) [-]
this is all i needed to hear. i can't lose canada. i can't. never.
#49 - Last week a 16 year old kid was stabbed 3 blocks from my house…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 3 +3
User avatar #59 - aximil (02/23/2015) [-]
Are you sure the reason wasn't because he took someones syrup and didn't say sorry? Also, pretty sure the assailant told his victim sorry with each stab.
User avatar #61 - subaqueousreach (02/23/2015) [-]
Indocanadian gang violence is no laughing matter, aximil.
User avatar #62 - aximil (02/23/2015) [-]
I'm not sure you understand. This is the internet. Everything is a laughing matter.
User avatar #63 - subaqueousreach (02/23/2015) [-]
I can respect that answer
User avatar #50 - freepanini (02/23/2015) [-]
yeah yeah all countries suck we get that by now

even canada.
User avatar #51 - subaqueousreach (02/23/2015) [-]
If it makes you feel better, Canada probably sucks less than most other countries.
User avatar #52 - freepanini (02/23/2015) [-]
this is all i needed to hear. i can't lose canada. i can't. never.
#55 - 3edgy7me 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Wisdom 0
#54 - **** yeah, Beedrill! second only to Venu… 02/23/2015 on Pokemon Wisdom +1
#8 - Well it's plane to see that this guy is very skilled.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on 0.0009 cm +14
User avatar #19 - bloodeyes (02/21/2015) [-]
i respect this pun
#45 - I always wonder if any of the people in these cringe comps go …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Cringe Comp 6 of 6: Grand... +2
User avatar #51 - samxdaxman (02/21/2015) [-]
I think one of these comps included a user named wickkles's MLP tatoo.
#344 - I assumed as much. I just saw an opportunity and took it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Perspective +4
User avatar #345 - Lilstow (02/21/2015) [-]
#338 - Fixed  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Perspective +7
User avatar #343 - Lilstow (02/21/2015) [-]
i chuckled.
yeah, but the point i was making was that i'm skeptical that the general public of either populations is so culturally sensitive, or w/e
User avatar #344 - subaqueousreach (02/21/2015) [-]
I assumed as much. I just saw an opportunity and took it.
User avatar #345 - Lilstow (02/21/2015) [-]
#20 - Exactly, it never hurt when my dad spanked me (only as much as…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on kidnapped +1
#22 - summers (02/20/2015) [-]
Really? I was hit with belts that had metal tips, everyone told me the point was to have it hurt and I should be scared. Though I only bled once, idk.
#17 - Yeah he was basically the equivalent of a guard dog for my hou… 02/20/2015 on It's your fault 0
#15 - It's not the only way, there are plenty of methods to raising …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on kidnapped +16
User avatar #43 - mommyflaw (02/20/2015) [-]
I only got spanked once or twice because I HATED it, but I loved being grounded. My little brother though laughed at them from the time he was three, but hated being grounded. Different things work for different kids I guess.
#18 - autoxx (02/20/2015) [-]
A spanking should not be painful, it should only be memorable.
I got swatted twice and never wanted it to happen again.
It worked.
User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (02/20/2015) [-]
Exactly, it never hurt when my dad spanked me (only as much as clapping my hands together) but it definitely was not something I wanted to keep happening.

This is what I meant by beating, I don't condone using belts, spoons, shoes, etc as that's downright abuse, which is never good. But there's nothing wrong with a smack on the rear.
#22 - summers (02/20/2015) [-]
Really? I was hit with belts that had metal tips, everyone told me the point was to have it hurt and I should be scared. Though I only bled once, idk.
#9 - Get a guy cat, girl cats are much more difficult to live with …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2015 on It's your fault +2
User avatar #12 - mirukawa (02/20/2015) [-]
What a fucking badass.
User avatar #17 - subaqueousreach (02/20/2015) [-]
Yeah he was basically the equivalent of a guard dog for my house, though that included him kicking the shit out of any animal on our property except for a baby skunk and our pet ferret.
User avatar #10 - fitemeirlbro (02/20/2015) [-]
I have a female she has her moments of I hate you and I love you and now I am the princess of the world
#159 - The AC one is Jessica Nigri, she's paid to cosplay, and has a … 02/20/2015 on Portraits 0
#279 - Because it's the MOST dangerous animals. Not just animals that…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on I feel save here +2
#280 - omegez (02/19/2015) [-]
#51 - >Gay is a category 02/18/2015 on Say no to Racism +12
#32 - Or people can stop wearing their fetishes out in public. That …  [+] (43 new replies) 02/18/2015 on This is furry serious +29
User avatar #37 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
As I stated previously, furries have been separated into subcategories involving otherkin, yiffers and the quiet. People that wear their ears and, hopefully clip-on, tail have not been frowned upon until the goddamned tumblrtards and socially unacceptable decided that it'd be a good idea to mix social and private life until an entire group of thousands was generalized and ridiculed all because a small percent decided to go full retard. The social network furries are debatable, as everybody posts similar cringe things and the Internet is just kind of forsaken at this point.

People in general need to realize that not everybody wants to know about your hobbies and such, and don't want you to fuck with them. Wear your sports jerseys, wear your ears/tails/suits, but don't fucking shove any opinions on such matters down the public's throat. Positive or negative, it's best not to give the otherkin and other tumblrtards the attention that they want until it personally effects you.
User avatar #55 - zaywoot (02/18/2015) [-]
... Yeah, no... People who wear ears and tails in public have always been fucking frowned upon, people might just have been polite enough to not say anything...
User avatar #61 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
"Always frowned upon."

Cute girl wearing animal (cat) ears and tail to school and work and everybody responds with "that's so cute." Take your bias and shove it.
User avatar #438 - psykobear (02/19/2015) [-]
No one around here would ever respond with "that's so cute" except older people and betas.

Oh, and other chicks, maybe.
User avatar #439 - droitesorel (02/19/2015) [-]
Of course "That's so cute" is subjective per person, but I stopped caring.
#265 - Absolute Madman (02/18/2015) [-]
Nah, sorry dude. You're cancer. Like, you are exactly what is wrong with this generation.
User avatar #280 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I lead a normal living life. I pay taxes and obey laws. I keep to myself when necessary. I socialize on the weekends and attend parties on a regular basis. And I'm cancer apparently.
#75 - Absolute Madman (02/18/2015) [-]
I don't know what world you live in. How deluded are you? Anybody I know would cringe at the sight of that, even the few friends I have that are big into anime.

Cat ears and a tail would not fly in any professional workplace that doesn't have some sort of theme that involves those.

Maybe it's because of your social group (I mean you're a furfag), but you have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #76 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
Log in and say that like a man.
User avatar #101 - zaywoot (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm not the anon, but he is completely right, I'm not the one who needs to take my bias and shove it, you are. People don't like furries, because it's seen as bestiality, I know what you're gonna say "yiffers, theres a difference wah wah wah" but people don't differentiate, you can think anthropomorphic animals are cool, but furries take it to an obscene level.
"There's porn of everything" That doesn't make it better, there shouldn't be animal porn, just like there shouldn't be child porn or rape porn, but it's there.
Wearing fake ears or tails is fucking cringy as shit, people who think it's cute are furries themselves, or lying.
Seriously, you need a fucking reality check
User avatar #106 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
First off, people used to worship animals. It was their religion. We're okay with that. And bullshit people don't differentiate. Maybe not in a social group, but if people didn't differentiate, everybody would be seen as equal. There is no correlation between the furry community and bestiality and it shouldn't even be seen as such. It takes years, apparently, for people to realize that there are different levels of anything. From feminism to the furry community, there are differing levels. There are those that agree with the original standpoints, then there are those that take it to a borderline standpoint, then there are those that cross the line. People tend to just group everything in one category and say "Yup that's it." Is every gun an assault rifle? Every ball a basket ball? Every black a criminal? Every mustachioed man a pedophile?
#386 - Visual (02/19/2015) [-]
The butthurt and denial is strong in this one.
User avatar #130 - zaywoot (02/18/2015) [-]
You completely missed the point on people don't differentiate, people don't differentiate when it comes to furries - sexualization of anthropomorphic animals is seen as bestiality, and sexualizing anthropomorphic animals is what people think quite rightly that furries do, which is why people find furries disgusting.
I realise, and I'm sure that many others do as well, that there are different levels, from masturbating to pictures of catpeople to dressing up in a suit and fucking.
Is every ball a basketball? No. Are a basketball and a soccerball both balls? Yes.
#68 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
nope, still wierd...
even if the girls is super hot, if she does it seriously and not in some kind of dress-up, its wierd as FUCK
i would never have the courage to speak loudly if i was attracted to animals, i would be WAY too embarrassed
User avatar #70 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I honestly stopped giving a shit solely because what people say won't matter in the long run. People can have their misconceptions, but until it personally and physically affects me, it matters not.
#72 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
What does your family think about it?
User avatar #73 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
They're okay with it.
#78 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
what about close friends?
User avatar #79 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
They are also okay with it
#80 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
are you a boy or a girl?
User avatar #83 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I'm a boy, Professor Oak.
#77 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
how are you then "living out" this sexuality?? shagging sheeps?
idk which animal you prefer sorry
User avatar #81 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I don't live out anything. I go to class, work, sleep and repeat.
#86 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
from a scale 1-10
#85 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
how would you descibe yourself.

1 is getting midly aroused by normal animals
5 is really aroused by animals
10 is wanting to be or wanting to be with animals
User avatar #87 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
0. I don't get aroused looking at animals. I get aroused looking at human beings.
#88 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
are you a furry then? idk what would you say makes you a furry then?
User avatar #89 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I enjoy the art and suits.
#90 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
what do you mean by "arts"
are you wearing animal accesories or want to become/play an animal?
User avatar #91 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
I own a tail and I enjoy the drawings and such that people make
#94 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
sexualized drawings?
User avatar #95 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
Anything from cute little images to ball-slapping porn of anthropomorphic animals going at it in every position.
#114 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
nice for you, but remember to listen to the people around you
i would hate for anyone to end up oblivious to ones effect on others
stay healthy
regarding to content, i think being furry sounds wierd as SHIT, but execution is nowhere near some more sane than being a furry
#110 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
what about being wierded out by your sexual preferences? have you ever thought that there MIGHT be something wrong?
User avatar #112 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
#105 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
Not really...? have you?
User avatar #107 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
For different reasons. Mostly physical things, but it's more toward the human body.
#103 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
You have never been wierded out by yourself?
User avatar #104 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
Ask yourself that question.
#99 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
so you enjoy animals crossed with humans or something like that?
User avatar #102 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
Anthropomorphic; basically an animal with more human qualities involving body shape and the like.
#96 - wroughten (02/18/2015) [-]
so if we have the same scale but with arts instead, where would you be placed?
User avatar #98 - droitesorel (02/18/2015) [-]
eh, 3-4


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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]

You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Absolute Madman (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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