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Gender: male
Age: 24
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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#6 - So I"m 24 and according to this I'm not an adult yet.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on old people +3
#7 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
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#1 - Prancer and Vixen are swapped and it's driving me crazy.... 11/24/2014 on Santa would be proud! +2
#9 - I think what ruined the first one for me was someone released …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Damn you, Bonnie +1
User avatar #11 - heartsickruben (11/24/2014) [-]
If you can just play some nice music.
It helps.
#30 - I'd be **** at designing a video game. I'm much better …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on starter pack. 0
User avatar #32 - roflnaut (11/24/2014) [-]
I am shit at both. I am much better at playing them.
#31 - You must be incredibly boring at parties. 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +2
#27 - *cough* jokes on you my shoe size is 24 *cough*  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +2
#30 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* are you having fun because i'm not this is pointless now and if your shoe size is 24 then there is something wrong with you or your 12ft tall. Either way i'm done with you you are acting like a spoiled brat that go everything he wanted when he wanted it and if you try to pursue this any further you won't get a response from me . So in review i'm done if you continue to act like a child everyone is going to laugh at you and you will be embarrassed, and lastly it will be futile to say anything to me to get a response. Good evening Idiot and i hope you don't breed .
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
You must be incredibly boring at parties.
User avatar #28 - raymondis (11/24/2014) [-]
I think you guys need some cough medicine...
#17 - My VCR literally exploded because the film in whatever tape we…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on VCR 0
User avatar #28 - estranged (11/24/2014) [-]
You could say it went super nova.
#25 - *cough* You're just upset because I'm winning. *cough*  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +2
User avatar #26 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* no its rather pointless effort really because at the end of the day nothing has been gained from either of us unless its to see me or you pissed off, how about we act our ages not our shoe sizes and end it *cough*
User avatar #27 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* jokes on you my shoe size is 24 *cough*
#30 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* are you having fun because i'm not this is pointless now and if your shoe size is 24 then there is something wrong with you or your 12ft tall. Either way i'm done with you you are acting like a spoiled brat that go everything he wanted when he wanted it and if you try to pursue this any further you won't get a response from me . So in review i'm done if you continue to act like a child everyone is going to laugh at you and you will be embarrassed, and lastly it will be futile to say anything to me to get a response. Good evening Idiot and i hope you don't breed .
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
You must be incredibly boring at parties.
User avatar #28 - raymondis (11/24/2014) [-]
I think you guys need some cough medicine...
#23 - *cough* I'm sorry your so insecure about your father's sexuali…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +1
User avatar #24 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* i do not need to trust me on that and are we done with this or are we going to be little kids some more? *cough*
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* You're just upset because I'm winning. *cough*
User avatar #26 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* no its rather pointless effort really because at the end of the day nothing has been gained from either of us unless its to see me or you pissed off, how about we act our ages not our shoe sizes and end it *cough*
User avatar #27 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* jokes on you my shoe size is 24 *cough*
#30 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* are you having fun because i'm not this is pointless now and if your shoe size is 24 then there is something wrong with you or your 12ft tall. Either way i'm done with you you are acting like a spoiled brat that go everything he wanted when he wanted it and if you try to pursue this any further you won't get a response from me . So in review i'm done if you continue to act like a child everyone is going to laugh at you and you will be embarrassed, and lastly it will be futile to say anything to me to get a response. Good evening Idiot and i hope you don't breed .
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
You must be incredibly boring at parties.
User avatar #28 - raymondis (11/24/2014) [-]
I think you guys need some cough medicine...
#21 - *cough* That's a fetish I share with your father *cough*  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +2
User avatar #22 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* my father doesn't swing that way you twat but your father does *cough*
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* I'm sorry your so insecure about your father's sexuality, it's really something the two of you should talk about. Love and tolerance brother. *cough*
User avatar #24 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* i do not need to trust me on that and are we done with this or are we going to be little kids some more? *cough*
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* You're just upset because I'm winning. *cough*
User avatar #26 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* no its rather pointless effort really because at the end of the day nothing has been gained from either of us unless its to see me or you pissed off, how about we act our ages not our shoe sizes and end it *cough*
User avatar #27 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* jokes on you my shoe size is 24 *cough*
#30 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* are you having fun because i'm not this is pointless now and if your shoe size is 24 then there is something wrong with you or your 12ft tall. Either way i'm done with you you are acting like a spoiled brat that go everything he wanted when he wanted it and if you try to pursue this any further you won't get a response from me . So in review i'm done if you continue to act like a child everyone is going to laugh at you and you will be embarrassed, and lastly it will be futile to say anything to me to get a response. Good evening Idiot and i hope you don't breed .
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
You must be incredibly boring at parties.
User avatar #28 - raymondis (11/24/2014) [-]
I think you guys need some cough medicine...
#19 - *cough* no one gives a **** *cough*  [+] (11 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Tis the season +3
User avatar #20 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* go fornicate your self with an iron rod *cough*
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* That's a fetish I share with your father *cough*
User avatar #22 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* my father doesn't swing that way you twat but your father does *cough*
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* I'm sorry your so insecure about your father's sexuality, it's really something the two of you should talk about. Love and tolerance brother. *cough*
User avatar #24 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* i do not need to trust me on that and are we done with this or are we going to be little kids some more? *cough*
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* You're just upset because I'm winning. *cough*
User avatar #26 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* no its rather pointless effort really because at the end of the day nothing has been gained from either of us unless its to see me or you pissed off, how about we act our ages not our shoe sizes and end it *cough*
User avatar #27 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* jokes on you my shoe size is 24 *cough*
#30 - undead (11/24/2014) [-]
*cough* are you having fun because i'm not this is pointless now and if your shoe size is 24 then there is something wrong with you or your 12ft tall. Either way i'm done with you you are acting like a spoiled brat that go everything he wanted when he wanted it and if you try to pursue this any further you won't get a response from me . So in review i'm done if you continue to act like a child everyone is going to laugh at you and you will be embarrassed, and lastly it will be futile to say anything to me to get a response. Good evening Idiot and i hope you don't breed .
User avatar #31 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
You must be incredibly boring at parties.
User avatar #28 - raymondis (11/24/2014) [-]
I think you guys need some cough medicine...
#39 - Hmm tiny prosthetic ant legs. Didn't think of that. 11/24/2014 on Science 0
#25 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Online gaming be like +2
#37 - Different ant, different test. One got stilts, one got nothing…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Science 0
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2014) [-]
I meant after the tests.
User avatar #39 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
Hmm tiny prosthetic ant legs. Didn't think of that.
#18 - And it seems you like to have too much fun at the expense of o…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Science -3
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (11/23/2014) [-]
It is just so inconsequential that the fact you care is laughable. Ants do not feel pain, so sympathy is not applicable. These workers don't reproduce, so they're not being denied that. Food is supplied, so the colony is not in danger. The ant is incapable of comprehending its existence, so it's not under existential terror. Ants don't really care about things, so it's not being denied happiness. There's nothing to care about. It's not suffering in any way.
User avatar #19 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
omg cry me a river lol. you can care about w.e the hell you want to man no one's stopping you.
if you dont like the fact that one ant got its legs stumped in an experiemtn then why dont you do something about it instead of pouring your feelings into FJ
#16 - You're a special kind of special aren't you? It's not…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Science 0
#20 - galiogolem (11/23/2014) [-]
You are giving that animal the feelings you yourself perceive. You cannot be cruel to those who cannot receive pain. Ants do have receptors of touch and their brains do react to the tearing of their bodies but not as terrible as us since the survival of one individual means nothing in the ant species. They don't need pain to survive, remember, pain is a tool, biologically speaking.

Plus we are capable of giving a new dimension to our pain which is the psicological pain, and that's the subjective side that makes people go "aww" poor thing, when a fucking microbe dies..
User avatar #17 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
lol you're a good laugh arent ya. you take this way too seriously
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
And it seems you like to have too much fun at the expense of others. Is me caring about other living creatures a bad thing?
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (11/23/2014) [-]
It is just so inconsequential that the fact you care is laughable. Ants do not feel pain, so sympathy is not applicable. These workers don't reproduce, so they're not being denied that. Food is supplied, so the colony is not in danger. The ant is incapable of comprehending its existence, so it's not under existential terror. Ants don't really care about things, so it's not being denied happiness. There's nothing to care about. It's not suffering in any way.
User avatar #19 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
omg cry me a river lol. you can care about w.e the hell you want to man no one's stopping you.
if you dont like the fact that one ant got its legs stumped in an experiemtn then why dont you do something about it instead of pouring your feelings into FJ
#34 - No need to get your little panties in a twist it was a joke. B… 11/23/2014 on Man owns feminist woman 0
#13 - Cruelty doesn't always result in pain. That ant is no…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Science +4
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2014) [-]
Maybe they gave the ant stilts to compensate for their now shorter legs.
User avatar #37 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
Different ant, different test. One got stilts, one got nothing, and one got it's legs cut in half.
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2014) [-]
I meant after the tests.
User avatar #39 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
Hmm tiny prosthetic ant legs. Didn't think of that.
#35 - vymastenaochechula (11/23/2014) [-]
oh no, not the ant predators again
User avatar #29 - shinyarmor (11/23/2014) [-]
literally they overpopulate humans.

our 7 billion to their 10,000,000,000,000,000 and you cri for ONE cruel act? where is hitler in all this?
User avatar #15 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
if you care about that 1 little ant so much then why dont you fix it's problem lol
im sure they stomped it out of existence so it doesnt have to be eaten by a predator.
or stomped on by something bigger like you
User avatar #16 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
You're a special kind of special aren't you?

It's not so much that I care about that specific ant (there were likely a dozen more they crippled for science). It's that I have a little something called empathy. While it's obvious there's nothing I can do to help that little ant, much in the same way I can't really help a human amputee, I can still grasp the simplest idea that cutting off half of something's limbs to "see what happens" is a pretty shitty thing to do to another living creature, regardless of it's size.

This isn't to say I don't understand why they did it, but that doesn't mean I can't feel sorry for the little bastards.
#20 - galiogolem (11/23/2014) [-]
You are giving that animal the feelings you yourself perceive. You cannot be cruel to those who cannot receive pain. Ants do have receptors of touch and their brains do react to the tearing of their bodies but not as terrible as us since the survival of one individual means nothing in the ant species. They don't need pain to survive, remember, pain is a tool, biologically speaking.

Plus we are capable of giving a new dimension to our pain which is the psicological pain, and that's the subjective side that makes people go "aww" poor thing, when a fucking microbe dies..
User avatar #17 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
lol you're a good laugh arent ya. you take this way too seriously
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
And it seems you like to have too much fun at the expense of others. Is me caring about other living creatures a bad thing?
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (11/23/2014) [-]
It is just so inconsequential that the fact you care is laughable. Ants do not feel pain, so sympathy is not applicable. These workers don't reproduce, so they're not being denied that. Food is supplied, so the colony is not in danger. The ant is incapable of comprehending its existence, so it's not under existential terror. Ants don't really care about things, so it's not being denied happiness. There's nothing to care about. It's not suffering in any way.
User avatar #19 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
omg cry me a river lol. you can care about w.e the hell you want to man no one's stopping you.
if you dont like the fact that one ant got its legs stumped in an experiemtn then why dont you do something about it instead of pouring your feelings into FJ
#12 - I wouldn't say completely thoughtless, considering this test s… 11/23/2014 on Science 0
#15 - That's obviously the start to a very nice looking camel. 11/23/2014 on Good Guy Lego +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Science +6
#8 - mrtallguy (11/23/2014) [-]
#5 - I'm all for science and I can understand the need for research…  [+] (25 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Science +28
User avatar #30 - letting (11/23/2014) [-]
You have any idea how many ants you have stepped on and crushed throughout your entire life and never even known about it?

Hundreds. Maybe thousands. That one little ant doesn't matter, sorry.
#31 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
but they died fast, or atleast within a minute
this one never died, and has to life its short life as a handicap.
#11 - vymastenaochechula (11/23/2014) [-]
so, you're not all for science...ants don't feel pain
User avatar #13 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
Cruelty doesn't always result in pain.

That ant is now at a disadvantage to other ants and definitely to ant predators.

I was thinking on the more practical level of living with half of your limbs. Which is to say, it's not that practical.
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2014) [-]
Maybe they gave the ant stilts to compensate for their now shorter legs.
User avatar #37 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
Different ant, different test. One got stilts, one got nothing, and one got it's legs cut in half.
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (11/24/2014) [-]
I meant after the tests.
User avatar #39 - subaqueousreach (11/24/2014) [-]
Hmm tiny prosthetic ant legs. Didn't think of that.
#35 - vymastenaochechula (11/23/2014) [-]
oh no, not the ant predators again
User avatar #29 - shinyarmor (11/23/2014) [-]
literally they overpopulate humans.

our 7 billion to their 10,000,000,000,000,000 and you cri for ONE cruel act? where is hitler in all this?
User avatar #15 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
if you care about that 1 little ant so much then why dont you fix it's problem lol
im sure they stomped it out of existence so it doesnt have to be eaten by a predator.
or stomped on by something bigger like you
User avatar #16 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
You're a special kind of special aren't you?

It's not so much that I care about that specific ant (there were likely a dozen more they crippled for science). It's that I have a little something called empathy. While it's obvious there's nothing I can do to help that little ant, much in the same way I can't really help a human amputee, I can still grasp the simplest idea that cutting off half of something's limbs to "see what happens" is a pretty shitty thing to do to another living creature, regardless of it's size.

This isn't to say I don't understand why they did it, but that doesn't mean I can't feel sorry for the little bastards.
#20 - galiogolem (11/23/2014) [-]
You are giving that animal the feelings you yourself perceive. You cannot be cruel to those who cannot receive pain. Ants do have receptors of touch and their brains do react to the tearing of their bodies but not as terrible as us since the survival of one individual means nothing in the ant species. They don't need pain to survive, remember, pain is a tool, biologically speaking.

Plus we are capable of giving a new dimension to our pain which is the psicological pain, and that's the subjective side that makes people go "aww" poor thing, when a fucking microbe dies..
User avatar #17 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
lol you're a good laugh arent ya. you take this way too seriously
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
And it seems you like to have too much fun at the expense of others. Is me caring about other living creatures a bad thing?
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (11/23/2014) [-]
It is just so inconsequential that the fact you care is laughable. Ants do not feel pain, so sympathy is not applicable. These workers don't reproduce, so they're not being denied that. Food is supplied, so the colony is not in danger. The ant is incapable of comprehending its existence, so it's not under existential terror. Ants don't really care about things, so it's not being denied happiness. There's nothing to care about. It's not suffering in any way.
User avatar #19 - Kabutops (11/23/2014) [-]
omg cry me a river lol. you can care about w.e the hell you want to man no one's stopping you.
if you dont like the fact that one ant got its legs stumped in an experiemtn then why dont you do something about it instead of pouring your feelings into FJ
User avatar #10 - nanako (11/23/2014) [-]
There is only one good; Knowledge
And only one evil; Ignorance
#14 - anonymous (11/23/2014) [-]
Nanako.... go get daddy another beer!
#23 - nanako (11/23/2014) [-]
~junes
User avatar #9 - crazyguyindahood (11/23/2014) [-]
It's a thoughtless drone though (as far as we know).
User avatar #12 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say completely thoughtless, considering this test showed that they count their steps to memorize the location of something.
#6 - mrtallguy (11/23/2014) [-]
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#8 - mrtallguy (11/23/2014) [-]
#25 - Found the neckbeard...  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Man owns feminist woman -2
#26 - aherorising (11/23/2014) [-]
troll or no, this is just as bad as feminazis calling everyone misogynists.
Through labelling and ridicule, you convince others that the person disagreeing with you is some retard whose opinion is inherently wrong, regardless of how well-founded his arguments may be. I get that neckbeards are cringefull autistic fucks, but going all "LEL TIP FEDORA M'LADY! " to discredit anyone whose opinion you somehow get to associate with the neckbeard mentality, is a really fucking lazy way to defend your own point of view.
User avatar #34 - subaqueousreach (11/23/2014) [-]
No need to get your little panties in a twist it was a joke. But you gotta admit you definitely came off as White Knight material with your comment.

The catch 22 of labels is that people already know what kind of response is going to be made to the use of the label.
#27 - salsawin (11/23/2014) [-]
You're right, but the fedora tipping jokes never seem to get any less funny to me
#7 - I don't care for eating sideways. I prefer burritos. 11/23/2014 on T-Shirt Designs Part 5 0
#5 - >Deadpool Deadpool doesn't listen to physics. 11/23/2014 on Deadpool origins +119

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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