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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
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#57 - I wanna know what laptops he's using and how he's managing to … 09/30/2013 on God mode activated!! 0
#156 - The clerk reached for the gun to hold it away, the man pulled …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Robbing stores in the US +2
User avatar #160 - mrnappy (09/30/2013) [-]
Right, thanks
#20 - My brother and I played this as soon as it came out and would … 09/30/2013 on Portal 2 0
#17 - That's exactly what the lords of darkness want us to think. 09/30/2013 on White people sindrome +2
#41 - Picking cotton at 250 an hour for 4 hours would make me as muc…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Mon€y +6
#69 - Nameloc (09/30/2013) [-]
It'd make as much money as I do in three to four months.
#136 - I was confronted by a male deer the other day while patrolling… 09/30/2013 on I'd probably die 0
#72 - I've seen this a bunch of times, but for whatever reason "… 09/30/2013 on Ohhh kids. 0
#19 - Clean what? The only part that would get remotely dirty is the… 09/29/2013 on I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE 0
#15 - My dad let me watch Predator and Aliens when I was 6. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Halloween +10
#29 - graknab (09/29/2013) [-]
My dad showed me Reservoir Dogs when I was 8
User avatar #31 - popkornking (09/29/2013) [-]
That was a mistake
#76 - Totally unrelated, but the washroom one sparked a memory. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on Salute to Customer Service 0
User avatar #98 - thelastamerican (09/29/2013) [-]
Your teacher sounds like a hermaphrodite.
User avatar #89 - blueboysixnine (09/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, ive never heard of this. your teachers was just a cunt
#114 - I had a Sega, Nes, Snes, and a 3DO Panasonic as a kid. I wasnt… 09/28/2013 on Gaming as a Kid. 0
#22 - We're only a few steps away from concealed weapons in bionic limbs. 09/27/2013 on OH SHEEEEEET 0
#149 - OP (or Original Poster) can often be used to reference the Ori… 09/26/2013 on monsters 0
#122 - You're being held by two dudes and a third one shoots a tazer … 09/25/2013 on What an orgasm +1
#6 - If you know anything about hobbits you'd know that a fat belly… 09/25/2013 on say no to bullying +8
#17 - >to submerge from I don't think OP knows how to En…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on monsters +1
User avatar #28 - cheastnut (09/25/2013) [-]
i didn't type that smart guy, i found it
User avatar #149 - subaqueousreach (09/26/2013) [-]
OP (or Original Poster) can often be used to reference the Original Creator of the content.

I was not implying that you had created the content.
#15 - My faith in humanity is not restored. The events good:bad rati… 09/25/2013 on RESTORED -1
#35 - Also we don't know if it'd be impossible to tell if someones i… 09/25/2013 on The best tragic news… 0
#34 - You're assuming that we know what the zombies would be like be…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on The best tragic news… 0
User avatar #35 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2013) [-]
Also we don't know if it'd be impossible to tell if someones infected or not. Maybe we'll have a Left 4 Dead situation where some people just aren't affected by it, but can spread it to others.
#33 - My plan for the apocalypse: Zombies - Go live in the …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/25/2013 on The best tragic news… +5
User avatar #51 - thegamerslife (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm set up fine where I am at. if anything happens I take a 30 minute drive up a road, then a 3-4 hour hike to top of the volcano (Mt. St. Helens) and just wait. either i fight their to stay alive or god is kind enough to blow that bitch and kill me quick.
User avatar #40 - fuckyouimapancake (09/25/2013) [-]
I live in Denmark, probably the flattest country in the world, how screwed am I?
#45 - skaffanl (09/25/2013) [-]
No! NO!! As a proud man from the Netherlands I denounce that claim. We have the flattest and lowest lands of all the goddamned world!!
#41 - Neodude (09/25/2013) [-]
oh, come on, when was the last time any big disaster event listed Denmark as somewhere that got screwed over. you guys would probably be lucky enough to watch everybody else burn.
User avatar #59 - fuckyouimapancake (09/25/2013) [-]
#39 - angelusprimus (09/25/2013) [-]
Even if apocalypse happened half the people living there wouldn't know untill their monthly supply trip to the town.
#129 - I was using the Vindicator with three fusion blasters, a point… 09/25/2013 on That works. 0
#35 - Throwing water balloons filled with red food coloring and call…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2013 on PETA Crashes Biker Gathering +11
#342 - drummkidr (09/25/2013) [-]
Honestly I think getting a little wet isn't as big a deal as being tied down and things being forced down your throat.
User avatar #395 - CupcakeMaster (09/26/2013) [-]
They are ruining perfectly good pieces of clothing and more by throwing food dye at them. It's not just a little wet.
#106 - You said Kony twice bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Funnyjunk +6
User avatar #109 - iveseensomethings (09/25/2013) [-]
and turtles
#20 - It's hard to get mad at Americans for being stupid anymore. … 09/25/2013 on white man's view on islam 0
#98 - It wasn't rage I was expressing, it was blatant disapproval. 09/25/2013 on 90s Kid Advantages +1
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]

You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that ******* that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the ******** I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I ******* on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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