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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1448
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
Comment Thumbs: 14161 total,  17163 ,  3002
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 45.2% (452/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130741
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:5300
FJ Points:15916
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | People (2)

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#6 - Or, This is intended for a group of people.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Pizza Hut +79
#29 - siraiy (04/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 - ohmygwad (04/28/2015) [-]
friends? REEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #15 - pizzaweed (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah. Me, myself, and I
#12 - darkjustifier (04/28/2015) [-]
>group of people
>FJ
>not eating it all in half an hour

what kind of pleb do you take me for?
User avatar #18 - nagafever (04/28/2015) [-]
I grew up poor (in norway, ironic, right? anyways,) i grew up poor and learned how to eat little but still get full: eat slow. after 10-40 minutes (depending on person) you'll feel well fed.
User avatar #21 - lolme (04/28/2015) [-]
Unless your caretaker was a drug addict / alcoholic I don't understand how that's possible.
User avatar #23 - nagafever (04/28/2015) [-]
selfish mom using her "income" on wine and smoke to impress her trailertrash friends visiting, more or less. oh and clothes ofc
User avatar #25 - lolme (04/28/2015) [-]
I figured he/she was either that or a drug addict as it's really hard to be poor in Norway without some sort of addiction. Well, sorry for your shitty mother, I guess. At least you get to eat properly now that you've got a job / later when you get a job. Good luck in the future bro. Må Tor gi deg styrke.
User avatar #19 - darkjustifier (04/28/2015) [-]
I was only kidding man I'm trying to lose weight right now this would set me back weeks
User avatar #9 - thesunpraiser (04/28/2015) [-]
>Implying any of us have a group of people to hang out with
User avatar #22 - ryuggu (04/28/2015) [-]
you have parents, don't you?
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (04/28/2015) [-]
I didn't realize Pizza Hut only sold to FJ users.
#5 - I can't play minigolf for **** I have no sense of … 04/28/2015 on hole in 0
#28 - Nice b8 m8 04/28/2015 on It's not okay +2
#56 - I don't really know a lot of people on FJ. I come here to look… 04/27/2015 on funkyjunk? 0
#54 - Why would his username clue me in to anything? I have no idea …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on funkyjunk? 0
User avatar #55 - thesunpraiser (04/27/2015) [-]
Your name is blue as shit. You don't know who levvy is? He's the worst troll on this site. He just makes the most obvious comments and waits for people to thumb him down. I almost always check to see if it's him when I see a comment that blatantly states an unpopular opinion. Sometimes I give him pity reds because I feel bad for him.
User avatar #56 - subaqueousreach (04/27/2015) [-]
I don't really know a lot of people on FJ. I come here to look at stupid pictures.
#11 - That took me a while to figure out what was being said.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#12 - Ken M (04/27/2015) [-]
nice meme, bruh.
#18 - >Internet overreacting That's all the internet does. 04/27/2015 on The New Batman +2
#26 - >Had to do a double take Do you understand what a …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on funkyjunk? 0
User avatar #44 - thesunpraiser (04/27/2015) [-]
You should probably double-take his username.
User avatar #54 - subaqueousreach (04/27/2015) [-]
Why would his username clue me in to anything? I have no idea who he is.
User avatar #55 - thesunpraiser (04/27/2015) [-]
Your name is blue as shit. You don't know who levvy is? He's the worst troll on this site. He just makes the most obvious comments and waits for people to thumb him down. I almost always check to see if it's him when I see a comment that blatantly states an unpopular opinion. Sometimes I give him pity reds because I feel bad for him.
User avatar #56 - subaqueousreach (04/27/2015) [-]
I don't really know a lot of people on FJ. I come here to look at stupid pictures.
#33 - Steam support wouldn't even talk to me when I was having issue… 04/27/2015 on New steam chat screenshot... 0
#60 - It would be far more effective if you put that poster up after… 04/27/2015 on Have fun +1
#128 - They have to make at least $100 of their 25% cut before receiv… 04/26/2015 on You cant spell steam... 0
#29 - I think the $400 came from people talking about modders sellin… 04/26/2015 on Current Skyrim reviews 0
#4 - I just wrap a towel around my waist and start doing **** . 04/26/2015 on Nope 0
#12 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Damn... +3
#26 - I totally agree that modders should receive more than a 25% cu…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Current Skyrim reviews +1
#28 - bluemagebrilly (04/26/2015) [-]
I thought it was a $400 requirement? Which would be super hard to get with .99 cent mods... 100 is more... agreeable, but I personally think 50 to 75 would be better with that sort of cut. If the cut was only like 10-25% then 100 would probably be fine.

I'm not sure Bethesda themselves, or Valve, has ever put mods down for anything like that, excluding ones that were literally their games but pirated... Although I don't think that 'Black Mesa' mod that was Half-life remade was ever put down... I don't know any other information on that stuff, so no comment.

It's okay, I forgive you. I don't go on reddit, if that tells you anything, so my information is always slightly off and definitely not always up to date.
User avatar #29 - subaqueousreach (04/26/2015) [-]
I think the $400 came from people talking about modders selling $1 mods.

If your mod is $1, you receive 25¢ for each sale. Once your profits reach $100 or higher, then they'll send you a cheque. This means that a $1 mod will have to sell 400 times for the modder to receive money. Considering my friend successfully sold a hat in TF2 for $65 dollars, I don't see this being an issue. He did it as a joke. It sold in 30 minutes.

The reason the minimum payout is $100 is due to processing fees and taxes. Its cheaper to give a few large sums of money than to give a lot of small sums of money. This also means the modders lose less to processing fees with their respective banks and they can also get a possible tax return benefit through modding.
#20 - None of my Xbox consoles have ever red ringed. my brother…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Current Skyrim reviews 0
#22 - bluemagebrilly (04/26/2015) [-]
It was a joke, and get ready for double messages from the same person. d(' ')z

I also have never had my Xbox red ring, but I also haven't played it in a very long time. I think the last time I played it was for Spelunky and that was like a year ago. None of the games on it really kept my attention and most of them started going directly to steam, you know?

It might explode if I turn it on due to all the dust on it though.
#18 - Valve only takes 30% of the profit for the use of their promot…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Current Skyrim reviews +1
#21 - bluemagebrilly (04/26/2015) [-]
Making 1% of a game and making 1% of a mod are two different things.

For one, one of the best set of mods are all made from third party stuff. Bethesda has almost nothing to do with them, and Valve is only listing them in a workshop... Partly, at least, since Nexus exists. While they do give a foundation to work on for the modders, they definitely don't need to have that big of a cut, especially for mods like Graphic Overhaul mods and mods that fix the bugs in the game. Bugs that should be fixed by their hand, but are left to the modders anyways.

1% in my previous comment may have been a bit harsh, admittedly, but do you really consider them to have enough influence on that mod to get 45% of the work for it? 5-10%, maybe, but definitely not 45%. Not for a mod, and especially not for mods that are going to cost like... .99 cents.

Also, there was never any legal issues as far as I'm aware. I'm pretty sure Bethesda is okay with mods as long as it's on a real version of the game and not a cracked one.

Either way, some of the information, most given our during the Gabe-reddit thing, was not around when I made my previous comment. B.. But I'm not stupid. ;-; Geez~
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (04/26/2015) [-]
I totally agree that modders should receive more than a 25% cut, especially with the requirement to earn $100 before they receive any funds from the sales. But Bethesda does have the right to take as large a cut as they desire since they own the product. Its a dick move to take so much, but its their call.

As for legal issues I was mostly referring to people who would ask for donations to keep making their mods as they would be making money through use of copyright materials without permission to do so. Its a legal grey area, but companies have shut down mods and projects before without any form of payment, donation or otherwise, simply because they don't want their content used.

And sorry for the stupid part, I'm just sort of geared towards assuming people are assholes on funny junk so I treat everyone accordingly until proven otherwise. If it makes you feel better you were technically in the "haven't read enough into the subject" category.
#28 - bluemagebrilly (04/26/2015) [-]
I thought it was a $400 requirement? Which would be super hard to get with .99 cent mods... 100 is more... agreeable, but I personally think 50 to 75 would be better with that sort of cut. If the cut was only like 10-25% then 100 would probably be fine.

I'm not sure Bethesda themselves, or Valve, has ever put mods down for anything like that, excluding ones that were literally their games but pirated... Although I don't think that 'Black Mesa' mod that was Half-life remade was ever put down... I don't know any other information on that stuff, so no comment.

It's okay, I forgive you. I don't go on reddit, if that tells you anything, so my information is always slightly off and definitely not always up to date.
User avatar #29 - subaqueousreach (04/26/2015) [-]
I think the $400 came from people talking about modders selling $1 mods.

If your mod is $1, you receive 25¢ for each sale. Once your profits reach $100 or higher, then they'll send you a cheque. This means that a $1 mod will have to sell 400 times for the modder to receive money. Considering my friend successfully sold a hat in TF2 for $65 dollars, I don't see this being an issue. He did it as a joke. It sold in 30 minutes.

The reason the minimum payout is $100 is due to processing fees and taxes. Its cheaper to give a few large sums of money than to give a lot of small sums of money. This also means the modders lose less to processing fees with their respective banks and they can also get a possible tax return benefit through modding.
#4 - When people talk about how they'd ride around on Charizard if …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Po-po-pokemon, po-po-pokemon. +13
#7 - geofalke (04/26/2015) [-]
Vesusaur fo life, nigga
#18 - People draw crossovers, man. Its how the world works. 04/26/2015 on Steven Universe Comp IX 0
#17 - Its a play on the Disney movie Cars. Cute movie. 04/26/2015 on Steven Universe Comp IX 0
#116 - Hmm, that's unfortunate, but an understandable practice. … 04/26/2015 on You cant spell steam... 0
#113 - Gonna have to ask you to cite a source on that one. I haven't …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on You cant spell steam... 0
#115 - huntergriff (04/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #116 - subaqueousreach (04/26/2015) [-]
Hmm, that's unfortunate, but an understandable practice.

Hopefully this will encourage people to make more worthwhile mods. It could also serve as a way to prevent people from making shitty mods for a quick buck.
#112 - I was incorporating Bethesa in with Valve, but I guess that re… 04/26/2015 on You cant spell steam... 0
#211 - The Cleric Quintet: The Chaos Curse with a chainsaw I… 04/26/2015 on with a chainsaw 0
#40 - Playing together with people who communicate makes any game fun.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on stop farming and gang plz +1
User avatar #41 - ericarthurblair (04/26/2015) [-]
depends on the game, there are alot of multiplayer games out there that are still bad even with nice people playing them. Though that always depends on the players personal preference if its a good or a bad game.

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Ken M (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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