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subaqueousreach

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#13630
Comment Ranking:#1411
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
Comment Thumbs: 12601 total,  15458 ,  2857
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 59% (295/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130495
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:4749
FJ Points:14759
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | People (2)

latest user's comments

#105 - >Implies not playing a game means you can't talk about it … 02/16/2015 on Just Letting Thirsty Hoes Know -1
#79 - >Talks about the support meta >Says he's not talking…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Just Letting Thirsty Hoes Know -2
User avatar #80 - seancwatts (02/16/2015) [-]
>Says this is the shit that made him quit league
> continues to ignite the arguement about league

You're not very bright yourself kid
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (02/16/2015) [-]
>Implies not playing a game means you can't talk about it
>Tries to demean individuals by calling them kid and imply they're immature
User avatar #91 - drdrpepperisback (02/16/2015) [-]
dont argue with the silver v thats dangerous

doesnt help that he plays keyboard smash ahri
#70 - This is the exact sort of **** that made me stop …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Just Letting Thirsty Hoes Know -2
User avatar #74 - seancwatts (02/16/2015) [-]
Im not talking about meta dumbass, if anything more supports take exhaust over ignite, so if anything ignite on a supp is breaking the meta. And im saying as a supp he should have at least contributed to vision and pink placements. This just seems like one of those mids that dont get mid so they go supp and rush mejais in hopes to carry. With no intention of actually supporting.
User avatar #79 - subaqueousreach (02/16/2015) [-]
>Talks about the support meta
>Says he's not talking about the meta
>Continues to talk about the support meta

You're not super bright are you?
User avatar #80 - seancwatts (02/16/2015) [-]
>Says this is the shit that made him quit league
> continues to ignite the arguement about league

You're not very bright yourself kid
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (02/16/2015) [-]
>Implies not playing a game means you can't talk about it
>Tries to demean individuals by calling them kid and imply they're immature
User avatar #91 - drdrpepperisback (02/16/2015) [-]
dont argue with the silver v thats dangerous

doesnt help that he plays keyboard smash ahri
#8 - Oh no, somebody posted a picture on Funnyjunk that's already p…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on iPhone 7 +27
User avatar #9 - thealmightyantler (02/16/2015) [-]
I DONT KNOW!?!?!?!??!
User avatar #12 - xgeneration (02/16/2015) [-]
**xgeneration used "*roll cah answer*"**
**xgeneration rolls Grinding levels.**
Seriously, kill yourself.
User avatar #16 - thealmightyantler (02/16/2015) [-]
K
#47 - The RTS was the main focus of the game actually. It was suppos… 02/16/2015 on Brutal 0
#187 - Typically people say; "I'm out of ammo [ammunition]&q… 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts +3
#184 - Suppressors can also be referred to as silencers, anyone who g…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts 0
User avatar #319 - weaponexplain (02/16/2015) [-]
I know I'm wrong. It was an attempt to be funny. Sorry if you didn't see that.
User avatar #225 - truesmokewolf (02/16/2015) [-]
You're almost right. Clips are an older method of quick-loading a rifle. The cartridges were mounted to a literal clip, and once the clip was finished, you would have to re-load the cartridges before they could be used again. That hasn't been used since the 1800's.

AR-15's are "assault rifles" by the libtard sense. The AR does not stand for "assault rifle" like many libtards think, it stands for Armilite, the original producer of the model.
#52 - There is tobacco shaming, it's on every single box of cigarett… 02/16/2015 on How Fat Acceptance Works +1
#28 - "Let's not worry about any sort of health issues that com…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on How Fat Acceptance Works 0
#38 - anonexplains (02/16/2015) [-]
Do you honestly give two fucks about the health of other people?

Lets be honest. It's not about health. If that were the case you'd have Tobacco shaming Tuesday.
User avatar #52 - subaqueousreach (02/16/2015) [-]
There is tobacco shaming, it's on every single box of cigarettes sold and on at least a dozen TV commercials. Advertisements telling smokers again and again the harmful effects of smoking and that they should quit.
#44 - Well their rules clearly state "do not judge or you will … 02/16/2015 on Social Media Comp 10 0
#16 - I live in a complex with lots of kids and they're always leavi… 02/16/2015 on Fucking asshole.. 0
#59 - I didn't get too many mods for New Vegas, but a couple I enjoy… 02/15/2015 on Wonderful Guy! 0
#35 - I highly recommend the "Ties that bind" mod. Its a g…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2015 on Wonderful Guy! +3
User avatar #50 - garymuthafuknoak (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm doing the same, but with new vegas. anything you can suggest?
User avatar #59 - subaqueousreach (02/15/2015) [-]
I didn't get too many mods for New Vegas, but a couple I enjoyed are;

Delilah, Mojave MD
Companion with an interesting quest line and a bunch of handy skills. Also gets you a puppy.
www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/50641/?

Mobile Truck Base
Just a place to store all your crap, but you can move it to various places for convenience. It also has a workbench and ammo press.
www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/50978/?
User avatar #36 - rampagefourtynine (02/15/2015) [-]
Looks decent enough. I'll give it a go, thank you.
#22 - I think I preferred all of the stupid Friday the 13th content …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Valentines Day 0
#24 - vocalvocarooguy (02/15/2015) [-]
Understandable. I'm just a thumbwhore and post whatever will milk the most thumbs.
#23 - As killerliquid said, in North American English, we spell it w… 02/14/2015 on The problem with cars +1
#19 - Coupe is pronounced Coop, not Coopay. Nice attempt though.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2015 on The problem with cars +1
User avatar #20 - straightbusta (02/14/2015) [-]
ahem, the word Coupé has an accent on the e, which signifies an 'ay' sound at the end. You wanna tell me Café is pronounced 'caf' now too? Don't thumb down my comment of you don't know what you're on about
User avatar #23 - subaqueousreach (02/14/2015) [-]
As killerliquid said, in North American English, we spell it without the accent, and pronounce it koop. Much in the same way Porsche isn't pronounced Porshah in Canada or the US, again because we spell it without the accent.

Different countries, different languages, different pronunciations.

Also, I didn't thumb down your comment you pretentious twat.
User avatar #22 - killerliquid (02/14/2015) [-]
Most speakers of North American English spell the word without the acute accent and pronounce it as one syllable: /ˈkuːp/ KOOP.

Us north americans don't give two shits since we don't write the accent
#45 - That's genuinely how I started reading it and I was so confuse… 02/14/2015 on 50 greys of shade +2
#107 - I think you meant left. If she were on the right it would go B…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on I need a jar of spiders +1
User avatar #118 - NeucularNINJA (02/16/2015) [-]
Shiiiii
#48 - It wouldn't be a bad idea, simply because a psychiatrist would…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Parents Award goes to... +2
User avatar #50 - eezo (02/14/2015) [-]
Psychiatrists can barely diagnose their own ass as being full of shit

Let alone a diagnoses being easy to find, prove, and match up to a person

Even within the medical system
#17 - To fit in with everyone else who doesn't actually hate him, bu… 02/14/2015 on Super Grey 0
#58 - There's a non-emergency number for the Police, Ambulance and F… 02/14/2015 on Anon calls 911 0
#31 - Canadians have the ERT, a highly trained branch of the RCMP th…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/13/2015 on That's illegal +13
#34 - fixxxer (02/13/2015) [-]
Depends on your city. I'm in Ontario Canada, and my city 100% has a SWAT team.
User avatar #54 - lolme (02/13/2015) [-]
SWAT isn't a "thing", like for example "police". Only America has a SWAT team, but most other countries have an emergency response team. Like America's SWAT.
#146 - fixxxer (02/14/2015) [-]
"SWAT isn't a thing" "Only America has SWAT teams"
SWAT teams aren't fucking America wide, they're localized, city police forces have their own.
User avatar #148 - lolme (02/15/2015) [-]
I never stated they were all over America, I said only America has a SWAT team.

Perhaps you should read thoroughly before you start shit posting?
#149 - fixxxer (02/16/2015) [-]
"Only America has a SWAT team"
You didn't say only "SOME" of America, you said "Only America has a SWAT team"
So that is exactly what you stated, dumb ass.
User avatar #150 - lolme (02/16/2015) [-]
Haha, holy shit. Who put sand in your vagina? By stating that America has a swat team, I'm not autmatically stating that every state in America has a SWAT team. I even said "A SWAT team", not "multiple". Stop putting words in my mouth bruh.
#153 - fixxxer (02/19/2015) [-]
Whatever kiddo, you wrote what you wrote, move along.
#36 - ExorArgus (02/13/2015) [-]
You mean ETF, emergency task force.
#145 - fixxxer (02/14/2015) [-]
Nah, I don't. In my city, it's SWAT, it's right on their vest backs.
#151 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
Oh my bad the OPP has a swat but the major cities have a swat team.
#152 - ExorArgus (02/17/2015) [-]
ETF in major cities i can words i promise
#73 - So where exactly do you draw the line between stupid title and…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on 15 bizarre sexual fetishes +1
#77 - xxxos (02/13/2015) [-]
Where psychologists draw them. Not stupid pics on internet, made by bullshitophiliacs for comedic effect.
#19 - >Why comment? To share his view on the subject. … 02/13/2015 on black science guy +7
#69 - So pedophilia and necrophilia aren't real things then? …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on 15 bizarre sexual fetishes +7
#70 - xxxos (02/13/2015) [-]
Yes they are, the exotic made up stupid ones aren't you retard.
User avatar #73 - subaqueousreach (02/13/2015) [-]
So where exactly do you draw the line between stupid title and legitimate title then?

Why does Pedophilia get to be legitimate while Mechanophilia doesn't?

One person is sexually aroused by children while another is sexually aroused by cars. Both are very abnormal and wronf, but they are still very real things. Get your themed head out of your ass.

Good job on the come back though, I'm sure you really wracked your brain for that one.
#77 - xxxos (02/13/2015) [-]
Where psychologists draw them. Not stupid pics on internet, made by bullshitophiliacs for comedic effect.

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonexplains (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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