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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#5670
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Highest Comment Rank:#786
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Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 286 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#132 - Were you planning on starting a relationship with this girl? N… 07/01/2014 on Why are we not funding this? 0
#130 - Cool, green is my favorite color. I'll likely be wearing it fo… 07/01/2014 on Why are we not funding this? 0
#13 - So do you always have that stick up your ass or is it removabl… 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! -1
#12 - He missed a comma/period after 'could'. Otherwise that was com… 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! +2
#10 - Glad to know I was in the 10% area. Reading Berenstain Bears a…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2014 on We are going to DISNEY! 0
#11 - myactualfacewhen (06/30/2014) [-]
yeah dude straight up you were a little genius. You're probably white and not poor right? Imagine how well a black, poor, no dad-having 5 year old niglet who's mom works three jobs reads. Poor people are less likely to know how to use scissors when they enter kindergarten, to recognize numbers and letters, and to even have manners and shit. Being poor is like the worst thing for a child ever
User avatar #43 - misticalz (06/30/2014) [-]
lol
#35 - amuzen (06/30/2014) [-]
Judging from the picture this little girl is white and seeing as how she's going to Disneyland and the mother looks fairly young+ She isn't posing with any of her other kids, I'm guessing she's the single daughter of a middle class white american family and thus your comment is not only irrelevant it's pretty damn rude to just about everyone involved.

That being said yeah fuck the guy you're talking to bragging about his 4 year old self like it fucking matters. I hate that everyone looks back on their earlier years and talks about what smart ass little cunts they were, well guess what you didn't get stupider, if you're a fucking idiot now either you were more of a idiot then or you should feel ashamed for not making any fucking progress since you were 3 years old.
An overreaction I confess but seriously, claiming to be in the top 10% of 4 year olds on the internet is pretty damn pretentious.
#21 - fukyu (06/30/2014) [-]
and here i was thinking sodomy would be the world thing to happen to a kid.
User avatar #109 - wallbuilder (07/01/2014) [-]
>Not being put into a child soldier training program and being tortured to "toughen you up", being made to kill your own family and comrades who failed the training
#15 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
0/10
User avatar #13 - subaqueousreach (06/30/2014) [-]
So do you always have that stick up your ass or is it removable for when you don't want to be a total twat?

My dad taught me to read at a young age because he wanted to be sure that I wasn't dyslexic like he is.
#50 - fakking **** . *Iceman 06/30/2014 on Frozen Post-Credits 0
#49 - First off: *Elsa Second, Icman is better than Sub Zer…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Frozen Post-Credits 0
#70 - brobafett (07/01/2014) [-]
>objectively the worst x-man
>even worse than dazzle

I stand corrected, you dun good'd. Fuck, even python from MGSO is a better ice/cold based character.
User avatar #50 - subaqueousreach (06/30/2014) [-]
fakking fuck. *Iceman
#49 - Canada is so big and yet we have a smaller population than the…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on It's a small world +1
#97 - anonymous (06/29/2014) [-]
Most states have a smaller population than California. Canada is also smart enough to change things that don't work. California is drowning in astronomical amounts of debt that they refuse to believe was caused by fiscal irresponsibility.
#42 - Pretty sure the theory is they're turned into pure energy insi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2014 on muh feels 0
User avatar #43 - thekillerwalrus (06/29/2014) [-]
Now that is a question I should have asked.
#120 - You sound like someone with severe pauldron envy.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Zelda is the boy right? 0
User avatar #121 - alexandrz (06/29/2014) [-]
I work in concept design, either I point these things out or noone does.
User avatar #125 - xapplemanx (06/29/2014) [-]
do you have any finished projects, would be nice to see some
#30 - >Low steaks crime 06/27/2014 on Dave Chappelle 0
#121 - I've earned my red wings, and I am not proud of it. 06/24/2014 on Period Facial Mask +1
#16 - Keep in mind that they were used to distract bears while the h… 06/20/2014 on African City Bears 0
#6 - What would you have done if you had gotten less than 50 thumbs…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on gary motherfucking oak 0
User avatar #7 - eskaywalker (06/20/2014) [-]
Make a new, longer, comp, print it and stick it up your ass.
#67 - He is very much talking about drinking laws. He even says the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
User avatar #69 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
Well then he is retarded. This matter is settled. Good day
User avatar #78 - malacyman (06/19/2014) [-]
I dun goofed on that sentence. i was talking about driving ages
#65 - If you're kids If your kid's** 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? 0
#64 - There is nowhere in Canada where it is legal to drink at the a…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? +1
User avatar #66 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
I think he meant that you can drive at either 15 or 16. In Alberta it is 16 to get your license.
User avatar #67 - subaqueousreach (06/19/2014) [-]
He is very much talking about drinking laws. He even says the words "Drinking laws".
User avatar #69 - AceofHearts (06/19/2014) [-]
Well then he is retarded. This matter is settled. Good day
User avatar #78 - malacyman (06/19/2014) [-]
I dun goofed on that sentence. i was talking about driving ages
User avatar #65 - subaqueousreach (06/19/2014) [-]
If you're kids If your kid's**
#75 - Picture 06/19/2014 on FOR THE EMPEROR! +5
#96 - I remember the day we discovered my brother was color blind. W… 06/19/2014 on every fucking time 0
#177 - So you're doing the same thing everyone else does when they st…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#182 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm bringing up the problems of humanity. Human rights shouldn't be a cultural thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present

That's a list of hate crimes in the US against the LGBT since 2010. Maybe women aren't being killed for wanting education here, but gays are being killed for who they love.

Just because you're a straight white man does not mean you should write off the terrors that people in other groups face every day.

I don't have a problem with people saying that we need to look at how men are treated in our society. I think it's pretty fucked up. What I do have a problem with is people saying that men have it the worst. Since it was just a mix up that you said that, I've got no issue with you.
#47 - I can think of dozens of times someone has gotten offended by … 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#46 - Is there a white or straight pride parade? Nope. If we did it …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
#98 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that there's no problems being a white male, but to say that it is the most difficult thing to be is straight ignorant. Oh no you don't get a parade or a gym meanwhile malala yousafzai was shot in the head for being a middle eastern woman who wants education. Even in 2014 people are getting killed because they are gay. 9 out of 10 rape victims are women. How can you look at the world and really think you have it the worst out of anybody?
User avatar #177 - subaqueousreach (06/14/2014) [-]
So you're doing the same thing everyone else does when they start talking equality. You bring up the problems of other people in other cultures that are very different to the customs we have.

I don't care if we have a parade or a gym, they were simply points to reinforce my opinion. Also, I'm not looking at the world, I'm looking at the country I live in and those neighboring it (Canada and the US). That's where our problems are, and until we fix our own issues I feel we have no business interfering in the affairs of another country, especially one so very different in customs and traditions than our own.

Obviously starving people in Africa have it far worse than me, but then, I'm not in Africa am I? So my an your problems are not going to go away simply because they have it worse.

When was the last time a woman was shot in Canada or the US for wanting an education?

Also, if you read the very last part of my last comment, I even stated "I'm not trying to say I have it any worse than anyone else here". Yes, I opened with "Men have it worse", but I'm a man and so my problems are going to seem more pertinent to me, where a woman will see her problems as more trying and a gay will see his or her issues as more and so on and so forth.

But the other issue is that when it comes to discrepancies or prejudices against men, nearly 90% of the time those issues are swept under the rug because "Men are supposed to be tough" and we should be able to just shrug off any sort of issue.
#182 - anonymous (06/14/2014) [-]
I'm bringing up the problems of humanity. Human rights shouldn't be a cultural thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_violence_against_LGBT_people_in_the_United_States#2010.E2.80.93present

That's a list of hate crimes in the US against the LGBT since 2010. Maybe women aren't being killed for wanting education here, but gays are being killed for who they love.

Just because you're a straight white man does not mean you should write off the terrors that people in other groups face every day.

I don't have a problem with people saying that we need to look at how men are treated in our society. I think it's pretty fucked up. What I do have a problem with is people saying that men have it the worst. Since it was just a mix up that you said that, I've got no issue with you.
#12 - I didn't care much for the Campaign, but I really enjoyed the … 06/13/2014 on my honest opinion 0
#3 - The other day I was driving down the street and I was cut off … 06/13/2014 on I scream +5
#16 - I'm pretty sure women are the lowest ranking on the list of wh… 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! 0
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that ******* that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the ******** I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I ******* on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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