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- This all sounds an awful lot like you dont get a lot of sex. …
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Well, that's always going to be the primary response, right? "You don't like it when people talk about getting a lot of sex because you don't, and you're just mad about it." I suppose it's easier to just assume that people are salty, rather than to consider some people might have different standards for themselves, and therefore others.
That's just how I was raised around sex. The idea of only banging people you care about resonates a lot with me, since you can see the damage a heartless fuck can do to people. How many people have had awkward mornings after one night stands? How many people really, genuinely thought that they had found "the one", only to find out they were just wanting to get into their pants? How many people have put their trust and care into showing another person their body, only for them to realise they're not as hot as they looked? That's a lot of broken hearts, and a lot more jaded people who pride themselves in how detached they can make themselves from sex.
It causes other issues too. If you only fuck people you love, accidental pregnancies would be easier to manage. Sure, you might not want to live the rest of your life with them, but on some level you care about them, so you'll want to help them raise your children. Same goes for STD/I's. If you spend time to get to know someone, chances are at some point you'll find out if they have herpes or AIDS. You don't get that chance in a quick, drunken fuck in the back of the bar, and suddenly your life's 40 years shorter.
Sex should be about an emotional connection as much as a physical one. If that's not your thing, or if you've been hurt before and have difficulty with that now, then I understand. But I'm going to judge you. In my honest opinion, when you fuck a stranger you're making an enormous mistake. There are preventative measures, but I don't consider a quick bang worth that 1% chance for everything to fail. If I need to get off, I have the internet. I don't need to screw someone else's heart.
tl;dr I think fucking someone to get off is deplorable, because of the pain you might cause them and yourself, and it simply is not worth the risks.
I should have figured. Thanks for upholding the tradition.
Hey bud youre the one spouting the stereotypical "casual sex is bad mmkay?" It's not my fault that and not getting laid go hand in hand.
Plus, youre reacting 1) to a comic and 2) even if they are based off actual people the artist knows, theyre discussing it amongst themselves. Sure shes posting the comic, but no one made you read the whole comp. Youre getting your panties in a bunch for the sake of getting your panties in a bunch.
>Spouting the stereotypical "casual sex is bad mmkay?"
I'll assume you just read the tl;dr then. I explained why I think like that, extensively, and gave my reasoning as to why. You responded with "heha lol nerd can't get laid"
I'm sharing an opinion online to see what manner of response I'll get. I got a good one from aquaekk, and then there was you.
And I'm allowed to bunch my panties as much as I damn well please thankyouverymuch.
Just like you can get your panties in a bunch like the big girl you are, I can call you out for being a bitch. I also dont typically respond to paragraphs. Being too long and all. ;)
You're acting like every time someone has sex with someone who they have a loose relationship to, one of them is off worse, when in fact most of the time they mutually enjoy it and come to an understanding before they even have sex.
Casual sex isn't always a life-ruining circumstance, y'know. I get that you're more of a puritan, but you're looking at the worst-case rather than trying to understand the reasoning.
Also, he never said you were mad or that you were salty.
You and me both are making generalisations about how sex ends up, when in fact it's a spectrum - surely you can at least see both sides of it?
I suppose. You're right about the spectrum, and I understand that people are okay with it. I just see the negatives first, the positives second when it comes to casual sex. It's likely confirmation bias, or just reporting of the negatives instead of positives, but for example, it's the reason we now have this hyper-gonorrhea
in addition to people not understanding how antibiotics work
. You just don't hear positive stories about people hooking up for one night.
That's very true. Casual sex is
seen as taboo, but as liberal politics affects more of the unbeknownst public and as casual sex becomes more morally acceptable in youth, I think it's only back-end media and religious folk that tend to put a hammer down on it or view it as unacceptable.
There's still a lot of issues within the spectrum that stick out no matter what, like shaming, or spreading of information, or spreading of STD's and mal-practice, which I think may eventually resolve themselves. The puritan-style manner still exists, so don't feel isolated. I'm more of a traditional type myself, too. But judging people over concerns that you have no personal level on (unless you do) is not anyone's business except those related. Then again, I might just see this way because I never judge anyone until I've met them or know their story, ever.
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Try comicastle, hellocomic, viewcomic or readcomiconline.
Those are the sites I'd read comics on. Saw Moon Knight on comic castle and it's one of those load all pages sites t'boot.
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Its monthly. Here we are in almost all cases paid monthly electronicly.
Ahh shame. Most places pay biweekly in Canada, but I still make around 2400 CAD monthly. Though I don't make minimum wage.
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He didn't say it shouldn't be put on the web. Stop putting words in other peoples mouths so it's easier for you to actually have an argument. He was pointing out the irony of the post and there is a lot of irony in it.
I'll criticize cringe worthy reading as much as I want.
You're cringe worthy reading.
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