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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#927
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#550
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3858 ,  575
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Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 8.8% (88/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:131519
Times Content Favorited:81 times
Total Comments Made:8200
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#31 - Nader was the first character I bought. Love her to death. 07/22/2016 on Aiming's over rated 0
#49 - Why don't you tell me, weird anime person?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Reporting +5
#58 - stonetomcat (07/22/2016) [-]
Why do people always fall for this particular shitposter? Most others can be spotted a mile away, but with this one there's always a shitload of purple lines.
#83 - ultimatefusion (07/22/2016) [-]
He doesen't blow his cover that easily like the others do. He drags it on to the point where you realize he's been fucking with you for over five minutes. Sometimes more.

Its mildly amusing, and at least he puts effort into it. Most of the time.
#81 - nomorevideos (07/22/2016) [-]
What do you mean by that, only like 2 people here have colored text and yours could be classified as pink and not purple.
#71 - traitorking (07/22/2016) [-]
itsjustabaitbro is my favorite bait account, it's like watching an adult try to explain a concept to a young child. It's the greatest thing I think I've witness on this website.
User avatar
#68 - quoterox (07/22/2016) [-]
hes subtle

he acts like hes just a fucking idiot, which is a lot harder to notice than someone sperging out over some dumb shit.
#67 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
also he speaks to us through our own waifus, the fiend
User avatar
#63 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't really read/remember names on here to be honest. But also his/her comments seem like something a lot of people would say. They're pretty subtle.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But I don't know why I would want to pull someone's legs...
#87 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
But you already pulled a few of the "other" leg.
#52 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
You're my favorite shitposter.
#53 - I don't believe I implied that anyone not rich/famous was bein… 07/22/2016 on Instagram wisdom vs reality 0
#44 - I think she shoots some kind of nano dart rather than a bullet…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Reporting +7
#97 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Yea biotic darts
#48 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Why would I be pulling your leg?
User avatar
#49 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
Why don't you tell me, weird anime person?
#58 - stonetomcat (07/22/2016) [-]
Why do people always fall for this particular shitposter? Most others can be spotted a mile away, but with this one there's always a shitload of purple lines.
#83 - ultimatefusion (07/22/2016) [-]
He doesen't blow his cover that easily like the others do. He drags it on to the point where you realize he's been fucking with you for over five minutes. Sometimes more.

Its mildly amusing, and at least he puts effort into it. Most of the time.
#81 - nomorevideos (07/22/2016) [-]
What do you mean by that, only like 2 people here have colored text and yours could be classified as pink and not purple.
#71 - traitorking (07/22/2016) [-]
itsjustabaitbro is my favorite bait account, it's like watching an adult try to explain a concept to a young child. It's the greatest thing I think I've witness on this website.
User avatar
#68 - quoterox (07/22/2016) [-]
hes subtle

he acts like hes just a fucking idiot, which is a lot harder to notice than someone sperging out over some dumb shit.
#67 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
also he speaks to us through our own waifus, the fiend
User avatar
#63 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't really read/remember names on here to be honest. But also his/her comments seem like something a lot of people would say. They're pretty subtle.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But I don't know why I would want to pull someone's legs...
#87 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
But you already pulled a few of the "other" leg.
#52 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
You're my favorite shitposter.
#38 - Her shots heal allies and wound enemies. Her grenade also impr…  [+] (28 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Reporting +7
#39 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
How does shooting your allies even heal them?
And how could a sniper even be a healer?
You can't just put 2 roles together like that
It's like a fruit trying to be an apple and a banana - but it does't work like that!
User avatar
#59 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
she shoots darts filled with drugs
#61 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But drugs are bad for you!
So there's no way it can heal
User avatar
#62 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
i'll shoot you with sum roofies and see how guud it will be
User avatar
#60 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
we should build one of those rifles
#89 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
its already been made.
#91 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
its called a tranquillizer
User avatar
#92 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
oh hey ye
i'm way too tired
it's 9am and i haven't slept for over 24 hours...
User avatar
#90 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
oh?
#51 - classlessfaggot (07/22/2016) [-]
It's because the game exists in an alternate world in which apples and bananas were successfully crossbred
User avatar
#44 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I think she shoots some kind of nano dart rather than a bullet.

But I just looked at your name and think you might be pulling my leg.
#97 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Yea biotic darts
#48 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Why would I be pulling your leg?
User avatar
#49 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
Why don't you tell me, weird anime person?
#58 - stonetomcat (07/22/2016) [-]
Why do people always fall for this particular shitposter? Most others can be spotted a mile away, but with this one there's always a shitload of purple lines.
#83 - ultimatefusion (07/22/2016) [-]
He doesen't blow his cover that easily like the others do. He drags it on to the point where you realize he's been fucking with you for over five minutes. Sometimes more.

Its mildly amusing, and at least he puts effort into it. Most of the time.
#81 - nomorevideos (07/22/2016) [-]
What do you mean by that, only like 2 people here have colored text and yours could be classified as pink and not purple.
#71 - traitorking (07/22/2016) [-]
itsjustabaitbro is my favorite bait account, it's like watching an adult try to explain a concept to a young child. It's the greatest thing I think I've witness on this website.
User avatar
#68 - quoterox (07/22/2016) [-]
hes subtle

he acts like hes just a fucking idiot, which is a lot harder to notice than someone sperging out over some dumb shit.
#67 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
also he speaks to us through our own waifus, the fiend
User avatar
#63 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't really read/remember names on here to be honest. But also his/her comments seem like something a lot of people would say. They're pretty subtle.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But I don't know why I would want to pull someone's legs...
#87 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
But you already pulled a few of the "other" leg.
#52 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
You're my favorite shitposter.
User avatar
#42 - houselyrander (07/22/2016) [-]
Overwatch has a Buddhist robot that heals you by attaching his balls to you. Your filthy "traditional combat roles" and "logic" have no place here.
#46 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Except he doesn't heal by attaching balls to you
He chants a prayer and instantly heals a small amount
Why do you think he's a Buddhist? Buddhists don't throw balls.
User avatar
#45 - TheMather (07/22/2016) [-]
Look at his name, bro.
User avatar
#47 - houselyrander (07/22/2016) [-]
Hm?
*looks*
Oh... Thanks for the save bro.
#35 - The joke is that his team is all healers. By all logic he shou…  [+] (33 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Reporting +39
#37 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Wait, but I thought Anal was a sniper?
How could a sniper be a healer?
User avatar
#100 - edzero (07/22/2016) [-]
I would reply by saying the obivious.
But I'm afraid I noticed your username a little too soon for this shit to work.
#65 - Sethorein (07/22/2016) [-]
Anal
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#102 - paraxo (07/22/2016) [-]
shit do you have more smug rwby images I havent seen s3 but supposedly it made one of my buddies cry so yeah
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#38 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
Her shots heal allies and wound enemies. Her grenade also improves healing received for allies and stops all healing received for enemies.
#39 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
How does shooting your allies even heal them?
And how could a sniper even be a healer?
You can't just put 2 roles together like that
It's like a fruit trying to be an apple and a banana - but it does't work like that!
User avatar
#59 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
she shoots darts filled with drugs
#61 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But drugs are bad for you!
So there's no way it can heal
User avatar
#62 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
i'll shoot you with sum roofies and see how guud it will be
User avatar
#60 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
we should build one of those rifles
#89 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
its already been made.
#91 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
its called a tranquillizer
User avatar
#92 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
oh hey ye
i'm way too tired
it's 9am and i haven't slept for over 24 hours...
User avatar
#90 - irvea (07/22/2016) [-]
oh?
#51 - classlessfaggot (07/22/2016) [-]
It's because the game exists in an alternate world in which apples and bananas were successfully crossbred
User avatar
#44 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I think she shoots some kind of nano dart rather than a bullet.

But I just looked at your name and think you might be pulling my leg.
#97 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
Yea biotic darts
#48 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Why would I be pulling your leg?
User avatar
#49 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
Why don't you tell me, weird anime person?
#58 - stonetomcat (07/22/2016) [-]
Why do people always fall for this particular shitposter? Most others can be spotted a mile away, but with this one there's always a shitload of purple lines.
#83 - ultimatefusion (07/22/2016) [-]
He doesen't blow his cover that easily like the others do. He drags it on to the point where you realize he's been fucking with you for over five minutes. Sometimes more.

Its mildly amusing, and at least he puts effort into it. Most of the time.
#81 - nomorevideos (07/22/2016) [-]
What do you mean by that, only like 2 people here have colored text and yours could be classified as pink and not purple.
#71 - traitorking (07/22/2016) [-]
itsjustabaitbro is my favorite bait account, it's like watching an adult try to explain a concept to a young child. It's the greatest thing I think I've witness on this website.
User avatar
#68 - quoterox (07/22/2016) [-]
hes subtle

he acts like hes just a fucking idiot, which is a lot harder to notice than someone sperging out over some dumb shit.
#67 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
also he speaks to us through our own waifus, the fiend
User avatar
#63 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't really read/remember names on here to be honest. But also his/her comments seem like something a lot of people would say. They're pretty subtle.
#50 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
But I don't know why I would want to pull someone's legs...
#87 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
But you already pulled a few of the "other" leg.
#52 - anon (07/22/2016) [-]
You're my favorite shitposter.
User avatar
#42 - houselyrander (07/22/2016) [-]
Overwatch has a Buddhist robot that heals you by attaching his balls to you. Your filthy "traditional combat roles" and "logic" have no place here.
#46 - itsjustabaitbro (07/22/2016) [-]
Except he doesn't heal by attaching balls to you
He chants a prayer and instantly heals a small amount
Why do you think he's a Buddhist? Buddhists don't throw balls.
User avatar
#45 - TheMather (07/22/2016) [-]
Look at his name, bro.
User avatar
#47 - houselyrander (07/22/2016) [-]
Hm?
*looks*
Oh... Thanks for the save bro.
#27 - A lot of rich people get assassinated. Thats not a nice way to…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Instagram wisdom vs reality 0
#45 - Stevethewizard (07/21/2016) [-]
Only rich and/or famous people get assassinated. You have to have some degree of prestige before people say you were assassinated instead of murdered.
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#53 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't believe I implied that anyone not rich/famous was being assassinated.
#11 - And innacurate since 500 miles is 804km. 07/19/2016 on Sedorca Baviadamo Ettin -2
#29 - Didnt they blow that guy up with a robot? That sound… 07/19/2016 on Pokemon Go To Jail +1
#41 - I wish I could draw hands. Ive never been able to draw a reali… 07/19/2016 on So I drew 7 people 0