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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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Comment Ranking:#5304
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
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#9 - To be absolutely fair, rape is generally a bad thing regardles…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Malaysia Airlines +40
User avatar #40 - flyingvivo (07/22/2014) [-]
"Asking to be raped" is an even bigger oxymoron.
#3 - This is basically what I thought was going through my cat's he… 07/22/2014 on A special present. 0
#10 - My eject button is on the side of the drive... 07/22/2014 on Why design like this +1
#8 - Basically this. ^ I don't know why everyone automatic… 07/22/2014 on Too much sun +1
#41 - I always thought they looked like giant marshmallows... 07/22/2014 on How this shit gets done. 0
#143 - Fair enough. 07/22/2014 on Squidward and Depression 0
#140 - I never liked Donnie Darko. I've watched it 3 times (…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Squidward and Depression 0
User avatar #142 - aasherknight (07/22/2014) [-]
To each their own.
User avatar #143 - subaqueousreach (07/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#108 - The sports car was actually parked at a slight angle and was p…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Over the line +1
#123 - dreamcast (07/19/2014) [-]
The funny part is that his insurance will most likely pay to have the other guys car fixed and his rates will go up and he could face jail time.
#306 - Yeah, but that's what Funnyjunk has always been. Just a collec…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG 0
User avatar #307 - Nahyon (07/18/2014) [-]
well said ^^
#8 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on Tumblr 0
#59 - You obviously missed out on such gems as "Types of Poop&q…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Funnyjunk: OG +7
User avatar #275 - Nahyon (07/18/2014) [-]
Jeah, both from other sites, nothing related with funnyjunk
User avatar #306 - subaqueousreach (07/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, but that's what Funnyjunk has always been. Just a collection of all the internet's funny junk, nicely presented in one place.
User avatar #307 - Nahyon (07/18/2014) [-]
well said ^^
#67 - Anonomousthirteen (07/18/2014) [-]
Not to mention everybody's favorite- "History of the 'F' Word."
User avatar #186 - horehey (07/18/2014) [-]
Fat Ben made poop.
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#19 - Lola was around after Space Jam?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on The thirst is real +2
User avatar #33 - hideyoshi (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, in the Newer loony toons. its basically a looney toons sitcom. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BcmszvitGc
#27 - Huh, I did something like that just last week. Except… 07/15/2014 on Duckling Rescue 0
#105 - Wow, such burn, very comeback, so amaze. 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life 0
#98 - Okay, so: 1) Conspiracies are not the foundation of k…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life 0
#101 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Right, if you cover something up with a conspiracy then its a lie. therefor the foundation of answering the real truths.

Please don't breed, i don't want your indoctrinated violent children around mine.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow, such burn, very comeback, so amaze.
#75 - Whelp, you just proved to me that you're some whackjob anti-es…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life 0
#78 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Conspiracies are the foundation of knowing the truth. I don't see how that is anti establishment when clearly i stated to establish a life outside of fear and violence which is reasonable.
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so:

1) Conspiracies are not the foundation of knowing truth, conspiracies are the act of covering up a truth.

2) Your statements show that you are against the entertainment industry and how it "indoctrinates and desensitizes youth" and we don't need it to prosper as a society. The entertainment industry is an establishment, this is how you are anti-establishment.

3) You're an idiot, please don't breed.
#101 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Right, if you cover something up with a conspiracy then its a lie. therefor the foundation of answering the real truths.

Please don't breed, i don't want your indoctrinated violent children around mine.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow, such burn, very comeback, so amaze.
#68 - Okay so like I said every child is different, and as such ever…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life 0
#73 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
I disagree again. The populous is based on entertainment factors in life. Take out the entertainment and replace it with positive things like learning, and the kid will be more prepared for a career or scientific studies to improve upon the populous. Would you rather be entertained consistently and be like everyone else who's brain is mush? Or, take a different path away from mindless violence and fear and strengthen yourself through other activities. There is no strength in entertainment, only manipulation.
User avatar #75 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Whelp, you just proved to me that you're some whackjob anti-establishment conspiracy nut, so this conversation is done, because we will never come to an agreement.
#78 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Conspiracies are the foundation of knowing the truth. I don't see how that is anti establishment when clearly i stated to establish a life outside of fear and violence which is reasonable.
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so:

1) Conspiracies are not the foundation of knowing truth, conspiracies are the act of covering up a truth.

2) Your statements show that you are against the entertainment industry and how it "indoctrinates and desensitizes youth" and we don't need it to prosper as a society. The entertainment industry is an establishment, this is how you are anti-establishment.

3) You're an idiot, please don't breed.
#101 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Right, if you cover something up with a conspiracy then its a lie. therefor the foundation of answering the real truths.

Please don't breed, i don't want your indoctrinated violent children around mine.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow, such burn, very comeback, so amaze.
#195 - Nope, not at all, I just don't discuss religion with people be…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Help take a bitch down 0
User avatar #196 - jokeface (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay.
#193 - And that's why I'm not religious. I think we're done here.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Help take a bitch down 0
User avatar #194 - jokeface (07/15/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, did I offend you?
User avatar #195 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Nope, not at all, I just don't discuss religion with people because everyone has a right to their belief system, whether I agree with it or not.
User avatar #196 - jokeface (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay.
#42 - Except that hiding kids from what they're afraid of only stren…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2014 on The Realities Of Life +1
#53 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Falls into moral values after showing the kids the "real world." Their decisions become irrational based on what they see on tv and what has been indoctrinated to them. Desensitizing is part of corruption as well as indoctrination. What's acceptable to you was not acceptable 60 years ago. Where do we draw the line for our children?
User avatar #68 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay so like I said every child is different, and as such every child needs to be handled differently in how and when they receive information, but that does not mean they shouldn't receive that information in the first place.

Regardless of the walls we put up to protect them, the real world won't stop being out there, and our children are going to discover it one way or another eventually. It's better that they encounter these situations prepared rather than going in without any idea of what they should be doing.
#73 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
I disagree again. The populous is based on entertainment factors in life. Take out the entertainment and replace it with positive things like learning, and the kid will be more prepared for a career or scientific studies to improve upon the populous. Would you rather be entertained consistently and be like everyone else who's brain is mush? Or, take a different path away from mindless violence and fear and strengthen yourself through other activities. There is no strength in entertainment, only manipulation.
User avatar #75 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Whelp, you just proved to me that you're some whackjob anti-establishment conspiracy nut, so this conversation is done, because we will never come to an agreement.
#78 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Conspiracies are the foundation of knowing the truth. I don't see how that is anti establishment when clearly i stated to establish a life outside of fear and violence which is reasonable.
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Okay, so:

1) Conspiracies are not the foundation of knowing truth, conspiracies are the act of covering up a truth.

2) Your statements show that you are against the entertainment industry and how it "indoctrinates and desensitizes youth" and we don't need it to prosper as a society. The entertainment industry is an establishment, this is how you are anti-establishment.

3) You're an idiot, please don't breed.
#101 - underthetable (07/15/2014) [-]
Right, if you cover something up with a conspiracy then its a lie. therefor the foundation of answering the real truths.

Please don't breed, i don't want your indoctrinated violent children around mine.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (07/15/2014) [-]
Wow, such burn, very comeback, so amaze.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, fuck you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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