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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#15 - They do use a nitrogen/oxygen blend. 10/20/2014 on Space pen +9
#18 - It's really not all that bad to be honest. The first few years… 10/20/2014 on Feels.. 0
#8 - The thing is I don't even know if I want to upgrade to the Xbo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on It's like stealing from kids +1
User avatar #30 - omninickk (10/20/2014) [-]
Don't get next gen now. Too expensive. Stick to your current gen until the prices drop and they level out a bit. I saw Diablo 3 ROS for £24 on 360 but £48 on XBone. It's ridiculously priced, so I'd say to stay put.
#86 - anonymous (10/21/2014) [-]
agreed, next gen aint shit. i got a ps4 and i kinda regret it, but i use it only for netflix, nhl 15 and fifa 15 anyway
#36 - I honestly couldn't even begin to suggest a movie. I kinda lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on So annoying when people... 0
User avatar #39 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm going to check out Bruce Campell and Jack Reacher. Thanks bruh! Check out Cloud Atlas or 47 Ronin, they're kinda overlooked. also check out Gotham! Its the best thing out right now
#30 - But Scott Pilgrim wasn't awkward, he was just an idiot. …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on So annoying when people... 0
User avatar #33 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
To me scott pilgrim was lame in general lol and I liked the way he reacted when he got skewered "whats happening". Check out Youth in Revolt, its another MC movie and its decent. Whats a good movie I should watch?
User avatar #36 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
I honestly couldn't even begin to suggest a movie. I kinda like older movies, things like Reservoir Dogs, Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness, and The Thing.

A good newish movie I saw is Jack Reacher, it's a Tom Cruise movie, it's pretty awesome.
User avatar #39 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm going to check out Bruce Campell and Jack Reacher. Thanks bruh! Check out Cloud Atlas or 47 Ronin, they're kinda overlooked. also check out Gotham! Its the best thing out right now
#6 - The safety issue isn't the type of pencil used, but the graphi…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Space pen +9
#57 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
Pencils weren't the cause of the Apollo 1 fire (it didn't even launch), its cause is unknown, but suspected to be related to a wire being in the wrong place and losing its insulation. The cabin also had high concentrations of oxygen, which made things worse.

If the dust that comes off while writing is the concern (I'd be more worried about it getting in ppl's eyes or nose than fire), there's still a bunch of ways around it. Changing the materials in the lead to make it more creamy and less prone to dust and breaking off, making something like crayolas (based on wax), or maybe even a hot metal tip to make burns on paper... just a few ideas off the top of my head. Then again, I might just not know enough about conditions in space.
User avatar #14 - dragonbgone (10/20/2014) [-]
Why don't our shuttles and station use oxygen/nitrogen blended air like that on earth? Would seem to stop fire problems.
#29 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
arent both those gases still highly flammable?
User avatar #87 - twofreegerbils (10/20/2014) [-]
>nitrogen
>highly flammable
#39 - omghekilledkenny (10/20/2014) [-]
yes hence fire
User avatar #61 - dragonbgone (10/20/2014) [-]
Actually nitrogen is a very inert gas. That's why when you light a fire on earth the fire doesn't spread through all the air. This is why I was thinking it would be beneficial to use on the station.
#15 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
They do use a nitrogen/oxygen blend.
#11 - This is exactly the reason why we won't be getting a fifth sea… 10/20/2014 on For kids 0
#70 - Good costumes aren't about being sexy. Just pick a ch… 10/20/2014 on Cosplay motivation for... +1
#57 - That first one, as soon as I read the word "shinging"… 10/20/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 13 +1
#49 - I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Silly Hat 0
User avatar #51 - greensofa (10/20/2014) [-]
I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did it anyways... you started it again m8
#265 - But the mechanic has already been made for respawning with a t… 10/20/2014 on 10 second game 0
#20 - Wow that's absolutely pathetic.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Shits sad man +2
#21 - uchihalover (10/20/2014) [-]
i know huh
this comic is nothing compared to sasuke sama's pain
User avatar #35 - darkangeloffire (10/20/2014) [-]
he killed his brother with a better voice actor and became a more massive prick. Yay.
#53 - I always have an issue with wasps trying to assault me for no …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Friendly PSA +3
#199 - lolzordz (10/20/2014) [-]
mfw brushing a hornet away and living to tell the tale
#52 - Really? I see hornets all the time and they don't pay me any h… 10/20/2014 on Friendly PSA 0
#26 - I ******* hate Michael Cera. I don't know what it…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/20/2014 on So annoying when people... +5
User avatar #58 - dvdfaust (10/20/2014) [-]
He was just popular to play the awkward teen at the time, and whether it was his performance or the script, that's what Scott was in that movie, and unfortunately I don't know who else would be better.
User avatar #31 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
don't get me started on Shia LeBouf, he is a fucking trainwreck of an actore, if you can even call him that
User avatar #55 - ihatem (10/20/2014) [-]
I don't usually like him either, but his roles in The Company You Keep and recently in Fury I thought were pretty alright
User avatar #34 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
I didn't like him in Indiana Jones, but don't get me started on Crystal Skull
User avatar #35 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
i never really liked indiana jones to begin with, crystal skull, explains itself in my hate, however, raiders of the lost ark, without indy in it, would of ended the same way, there was no indiana jones significance at all
User avatar #57 - fuzzyballs (10/20/2014) [-]
look at you, seeing a shitty FJ post about the big bang theory and blindly repeating it like a retard

the ark would have been left on that island instead of safely placed in storage ya dumb shit
User avatar #64 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
what shitty FJ post? i'd seen text about it but never a BBT post on here
User avatar #72 - fuzzyballs (10/20/2014) [-]
we both know you're lying
but what does it even matter?
User avatar #37 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
Really? i'm a fan, Harrison Ford is that dude. Indy was in all sorts of adventures in Raiders but i get what you mean by the ending. It builds Indy's character more the way he knew not to look. Whats a obscure movie i should watch?
User avatar #38 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
an obscure movie.....hmmm.....every seen rocky horror picture show? halloween is coming up, be a good watch. other then that at the moment, i can't think of any off the top of my head
User avatar #40 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
That's defiantly a classic. Ever seen the Last Man on Earth? The old one with Vincent Price. It's a timeless horror movie and has alot of dark comedy. Also check out Children of Men. It's crazy good!
User avatar #42 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
i love both! i am only 21 but my parents raised us on the movies, shows and such that entertained them as children, favorite comedian is red skelton by far, but i love me some 3 stooges as well, george burns and gracie allen is also a top for me
User avatar #45 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
i just watched a red skeleton video for the first time and it was hilarious, he reminds me of my great uncle. thanks man!
User avatar #46 - bloodeyes (10/20/2014) [-]
he has so many awesome personalities, and as a comic, in all his years, had never cursed once during any show, and it is still funny, skelton is, again for me, the best, since you like him, try watching george burns and gracie allen, you will die from the lols or get close to it
User avatar #29 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
it was meant for an awkward dude. have you seen This is the End? His part was funny
User avatar #30 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
But Scott Pilgrim wasn't awkward, he was just an idiot.

And yeah I saw This is the End, it was really good. Michael Cera's part was kinda bland to me though, it's like they tried too hard to portray him as an asshole. I liked that they skewered him on the pole though, that was unexpected.

Don't get me wrong, he does awkward teen really well, but I just don't like him.
User avatar #33 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
To me scott pilgrim was lame in general lol and I liked the way he reacted when he got skewered "whats happening". Check out Youth in Revolt, its another MC movie and its decent. Whats a good movie I should watch?
User avatar #36 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
I honestly couldn't even begin to suggest a movie. I kinda like older movies, things like Reservoir Dogs, Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness, and The Thing.

A good newish movie I saw is Jack Reacher, it's a Tom Cruise movie, it's pretty awesome.
User avatar #39 - pphuckingh (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm going to check out Bruce Campell and Jack Reacher. Thanks bruh! Check out Cloud Atlas or 47 Ronin, they're kinda overlooked. also check out Gotham! Its the best thing out right now
#117 - Changing gears in a car with manual transmission. 10/20/2014 on 3 pedals 0
#46 - Hey, the guy got some sick ass stripes for his ride. … 10/20/2014 on You had one job- comp +5
#249 - Was thinking the same thing. ******* Shaq... 10/20/2014 on 10 second game +1
#248 - I'm pretty sure that already exists. Can't remember what the g…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 10 second game 0
#263 - urapooper (10/20/2014) [-]
"rogue like" super hero game for short. It haven't seen a superhero themed "rogue-like" yet so it might not exist yet.
User avatar #265 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
But the mechanic has already been made for respawning with a totally different character each time you die. The genre really doesn't matter.
#37 - Getting hung up on technicalities of exaggerations is what rui… 10/20/2014 on Remain Silver, Horse Man 0
#3 - I thought the exact same thing. They're going to use …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Nuclear Power Plant +18
User avatar #6 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
I bet it won't be nuclear explosion Hiroshima style, but more like Spirit Forests grow everywhere.
User avatar #7 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
so, if i would stick that plant in my ass, would a spirit forest grow there ?
#8 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
Yup. You would have an entire ecosystem living inside your asshole. You can be just like ur mom.
User avatar #13 - Mortuus (10/19/2014) [-]
But.. your rectum is a ecosystem...
User avatar #9 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
i would have another ecosystem living in my ass
do you think im some kind of rookie ?
#10 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
>not having at least 3 ecosystems and two biomes inside your asshole

git gud scrub
User avatar #11 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
>implying another means that i only have one in my ass
User avatar #12 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
Good point.

Congrats son, you got gud.
#14 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
thanks
im a welltrained ass warior
i can even spin things stuck in my ass
User avatar #38 - krasnogvardiech (10/19/2014) [-]
Good gods, what'd your Escape Artist modifier?
#15 - samxdaxman (10/19/2014) [-]
YFW
#16 - solidderking (10/19/2014) [-]
mfw it stops spinning
#21 - WHY!?!?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHI…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Under The Train +1
User avatar #49 - lip (10/19/2014) [-]
Because it's super fake.
#9 - Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I t…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Silly Hat +22
User avatar #18 - ntobarrev (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #20 - greensofa (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #31 - newtamalego (10/19/2014) [-]
Every time I see something like the last comment on there, I think "Congratulations, you can read!"
User avatar #49 - subaqueousreach (10/20/2014) [-]
I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did it anyways...
User avatar #51 - greensofa (10/20/2014) [-]
I knew this would happen. I knew it and I went ahead and did it anyways... you started it again m8
#6 - There's a cord for lowering the shutters at the right of the window.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on What A View..... 0
User avatar #8 - dracolegacy (10/19/2014) [-]
..... i completely missed that.... i need to get my glasses updated.
#34 - You're not very fun at parties are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on More stuff from the Steam... 0
User avatar #35 - ninjaroo (10/19/2014) [-]
Depends on the party. Last night I was at a birthday party and wasn't fun because I'm an autistic little nerd. A week ago I was at a different birthday party and had a great time because they were all autistic nerds as well.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach ONLINE (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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