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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#45 - Supposedly there's a novel where they're attempting to find Se… 09/25/2014 on CIS Scum! 0
#5 - those are symbols utilized to emphasize a specific sound from … 09/25/2014 on Alphabet Evolution +8
#84 - That doesn't mean they should, anon. That doesn't mean they should.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on It's a bug. +2
#97 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
well I don't want my house to get filled with fucking cobwebs. I mean i'll throw the fucking bug out the window and let it live if I have the chance but i'm not fraid of swatting the fucker either if i'm worried its venomous
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Unless you live in Australia or Africa there is almost no chance that any of the spiders you find in your home are venomous to humans. Not to mention only a specific spider makes cobwebs and they generally don't have teeth.
#79 - 1. Back in Black - AC/DC 2. She Loves Me Not - Papa Roach … 09/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
#13 - Well obviously it's because the laser picked up speed when it …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Fuckin Science 0
#17 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
Fuck yes, accelerating light
#19 - That would be Daria. I have no idea who the guys in t…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Well then 0
User avatar #22 - newprinny (09/25/2014) [-]
Black jacket is definitely Numbuh 1 from Kids Next Door, and I think red jacket is Fry from Futurama? I'm not sure about him, to be honest, dood.
#74 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2014) [-]
i love how you just completely ignored this guys question
#131 - newprinny (09/26/2014) [-]
#61 - Womens Study Major (09/26/2014) [-]
Dude its Jimmy Nuetron
User avatar #56 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Red Jacket is Jimmy Neutron.
#57 - newprinny (09/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, other people already pointed that out, thanks though, dood.
User avatar #58 - fukkentyranitar (09/26/2014) [-]
Damn.
#60 - newprinny (09/26/2014) [-]
It's k, dood.
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (09/25/2014) [-]
jimmy neutron
User avatar #48 - newprinny (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, the penguin guy below me cleared that up for me, dood.
User avatar #28 - fuzzyballs (09/25/2014) [-]
are you fucking retarded
#29 - newprinny (09/25/2014) [-]
>mostly red jacket+t-shirt+jeans combo
>almost literally the exact haircut Fry has in the show
Sure, he breaks the mold by being a stupid guy among smart people, but he saved the world from the brains on two occasions, which gives him as much of a place in this group as Daria has, dood. It's not that hard to come to that conclusion if you're not exactly thinking about Jimmy Neutron.
User avatar #21 - penguinstampede (09/25/2014) [-]
thats jimmy neutron(red) and numbah one(Black) i believe
#23 - newprinny (09/25/2014) [-]
That makes a lot more sense, dood.
#12 - People are put on the waiting list in order of condition urgen…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Scumbag 'Murica +3
#49 - landcucumber (09/26/2014) [-]
Yeah you need more doctors because Canadian doctors move to the U.S. Where they make more money.
User avatar #23 - thatguyontheright (09/25/2014) [-]
In all fairness, it'd be the same in the US if everyone could afford health care.
User avatar #114 - damping (09/26/2014) [-]
Nope. Considering 85% of Americans have healthcare I don't think the 15% would really make that much of a difference.

The real difference is that we actually pay our doctors what they are worth. All the good Canadian doctors come to work in the US.
#12 - It's not spelled beastiality. It's spelled bestiality. Just li… 09/25/2014 on 13 Girls 1 Dog +1
#35 - Yep, fortunately it wasn't a major spoiler, just a little one.… 09/25/2014 on Sounds about right +1
#152 - I have no doubt he'll come back, but Odinson is his last name,…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Mind = Blown +1
#169 - revolvingocelot (09/25/2014) [-]
yeah, i understand that, but the actual hammer does make it unclear, since if you're worthy, you have the powers of thor, which apparently means according to marvel that you are thor, since that's how they described this chick, she's thor, when our thor is still out and about. fucking confusing man, i hope they at least give her an actual name instead of "thor", like it's "thor odison" not just "thor"
User avatar #229 - Thundergod (09/25/2014) [-]
NO, I AM THOR, THUNDERGOD AND MARVEL HERO!
#22 - Me neither, I just like to keep up to date on tech. Even if it… 09/25/2014 on lol 0
#59 - It's a good thing most sushi places I go to clean and approve … 09/25/2014 on This scares me 0
#19 - The "prank" was made because of the fact that the ip…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on lol +1
User avatar #21 - mrjweezy (09/25/2014) [-]
oh...
wouldnt know dont have one.
#23 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/25/2014) [-]
You don't have a back pocket? What kind of fucked up clothes you wearing?
User avatar #22 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Me neither, I just like to keep up to date on tech. Even if it's apple tech.
#28 - Republic Commando was the **** though.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on CIS Scum! +4
User avatar #42 - enemyoftrn (09/25/2014) [-]
Agreed, the ending made me sad though. Even as Sev was heard getting ambushed on radio and the fight was on, i already backtracking through the level taking stock of my ammo and grenades. Made it to the 3rd turret just to realized there is no new objective.
So sad.
#45 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Supposedly there's a novel where they're attempting to find Sev again, but I can't recall where I read about that or whether or not it's even from the same plot line. Maybe Sev is just really good at getting separated from the rest of Delta Squad?

Also, my dad and I noticed that Sev (along with the rest of Delta Squad) made an appearance in the Clone Wars series (Pictured left). Though this takes place long before the events in the game.
#30 - hitbyadriveby (09/25/2014) [-]
That too. oh my god i loved that game with a fucking passion.
#57 - Because it's a god damned beetle. It's not venomous, nor does …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on It's a bug. +11
#79 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
I think more people kill house spiders than don't
User avatar #84 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't mean they should, anon. That doesn't mean they should.
#97 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
well I don't want my house to get filled with fucking cobwebs. I mean i'll throw the fucking bug out the window and let it live if I have the chance but i'm not fraid of swatting the fucker either if i'm worried its venomous
User avatar #98 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Unless you live in Australia or Africa there is almost no chance that any of the spiders you find in your home are venomous to humans. Not to mention only a specific spider makes cobwebs and they generally don't have teeth.
#53 - Jesus ******* christ this. Seriously, the only re…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Imma just Re-post this +5
User avatar #57 - dorfdorfdorf (09/25/2014) [-]
i didn't acknowledge them for 30 years and fucking look.

"idk doc, maybe the virus will go away if we ignore it"
"i think we'd be better off not treating the cancer, it'll probably just get bored"
"we're gonna be better off if we dont stem the flow of blood from your open wound, it'll stop itself eventually"
#253 - secretpandaninja (09/26/2014) [-]
Here is why this isn't a good argument:

1. It has nothing to do with "feminists".

2. I "ignored" terrorists my entire life. And then look what they did on 09/11! (come on, seriously?)

2. I could also say:
"Idk doc, maybe the scab will heal if I just keep picking at it"
"I think we'd be better off trying to poke the lion to death. It will probably kill over from all the prodding"

See what I mean?
User avatar #305 - dorfdorfdorf (09/26/2014) [-]
so how do you suggest going about "ignoring" them?

Who's going to define what "ignoring" means?
Who's going to decide the feminazis from the equalists?
What are we going to do if any of these people become teachers and poison childrens minds?
Are we supposed to just sit back while hundreds (if not thousands) of young, impressionable men and women hear these ideas and are judged accordingly online and in real life?

In other words.... What the fuck is your plan
#329 - secretpandaninja (09/26/2014) [-]
hahaha Swearing! Calm down.

First, I never claimed to be the lord who would deliver us from feminists, so I think your line of questioning is getting a little crazy.

Second, the answers to a few of those questions should be pondered and decided on by people much more qualified than me (or you) when it comes to taking real legal action. To be fair, they are good questions, but they are very complicated. I think in most cases, it is clear which of these "feminazis" are extremists. However, as with any issue that faces push-back, not everyone agrees with everything that even the most mild of feminists argues. There is a good side to feminism that is suffering right now because of crazies. We cannot line up feminists and wipe them out. That's ridiculous and cruel.

To simply answer your questions, in average life each individual will decide him/herself what ignoring (or taking action) means.
Each individual will decide for him/herself which are the feminazis and which are the equalists.
Some of these people will become teachers. Just as racists can be teachers. Just as sexists can be teachers. Just as liars can be teachers. What we will do as average people is raise our children better than that.
You won't like this answer but YES. Most people should not try to take on the feminazi army. We should do the little bit of good we can with our lives. If you are a firm believer that this is a big issue that your life was meant to tackle, then great! Maybe someone else's big issue is helping the growing number of American orphans. Maybe someone's issue is feeding the homeless. Maybe someone wants to wipe out disease. That's amazing! No one, however, can do all of these things. And the majority of people who read my message will do none of them. Let's be realistic. If everyone in the world took on a major issue, we wouldn't all be ranting on this site. We wouldn't be pointing the accusatory finger at people we don't (& will never know). We'd be out fixing things.
#93 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
One person ignoring them isn't enough, because other people aren't. Seriously ''taking the fight to them'' is like trying to talk sense into someone from /pol/. It just feeds them
#67 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
We could just lock them all in a room and blast some hardcore porn for a week straight, so that their triggers and PTSD intensify so much that their heads finally implode...
#304 - dorfdorfdorf (09/26/2014) [-]
#87 - God damn that ******* church. My buddy a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on The channel needs more souls 0
User avatar #89 - tankerdude (09/25/2014) [-]
I got lucky I was trying to shoot the knight behind it and didn't know it was destructible and managed to kill 3 knight on the ground
#87 - tfw I'm white and I've been a constant victim of racism since … 09/25/2014 on SJW 0
#28 - I hate reading novels at the same time as other people, only b…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Sounds about right +2
#69 - Mr Unsmiley (09/25/2014) [-]
>my brother's fw I accidentally spoiled Ace's death in One Piece
to be fair it had been out for like 2 years by that time
#34 - dachief (09/25/2014) [-]
I bet you felt like shit when you realised.
User avatar #35 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
Yep, fortunately it wasn't a major spoiler, just a little one. Still sucked though.
#140 - I'm totally fine with a woman wielding Mjolnir, but Thor was t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Mind = Blown +3
#151 - revolvingocelot (09/25/2014) [-]
no, he's thor odinson, off doing other things while this chick has his powers, who knows, he might get it back in like a year lol
User avatar #152 - subaqueousreach (09/25/2014) [-]
I have no doubt he'll come back, but Odinson is his last name, meaning the son of Odin. Thor is still his name, he didn't get it because he held Mjolnir.

That's my only beef with this new chick.
#169 - revolvingocelot (09/25/2014) [-]
yeah, i understand that, but the actual hammer does make it unclear, since if you're worthy, you have the powers of thor, which apparently means according to marvel that you are thor, since that's how they described this chick, she's thor, when our thor is still out and about. fucking confusing man, i hope they at least give her an actual name instead of "thor", like it's "thor odison" not just "thor"
User avatar #229 - Thundergod (09/25/2014) [-]
NO, I AM THOR, THUNDERGOD AND MARVEL HERO!
#11 - If you don't like him that's just your preference, it doesn't … 09/23/2014 on It was written by people +2
#11 - I don't like how a lot of people misread this situation. …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +22
#28 - rembrandtx (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah i remember playing a video game on psp where i had to detain everyone i saw
User avatar #16 - kilotech (09/23/2014) [-]
IKR it makes perfect sense to me I could see how it is scary to the civilian I would piss my pants once someone is confirmed as innocent they are treated just like any other witness to crime
User avatar #12 - jaggedherp (09/23/2014) [-]
Swat 4 is a great example of this, as you arrest everybody. Or shoot them with breaching shotguns. Either works
User avatar #31 - mrnoodlez (09/23/2014) [-]
Make sure to yell "STOP RESISTING" while you repeatedly tazer them in the nuts and your buddy pepper sprays them in an alternating fashion.


for example:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IuwSegTWNs
#19 - I think you meant 'iteration'. 09/23/2014 on Because Fuck You 0
#45 - It's a different time. You can't compare the social structure … 09/22/2014 on snicker snicker +1
#152 - You're correct, centuries ago finances were likely the lowest …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Looking at you, LaQuisha 0
#163 - blobbo (09/23/2014) [-]
Nowadays is higly improbable to die of starvation in a first world country, anyone can get access to the basic resources that are necessary to keep living. Maybe you won't eat strawberries everyday but that's not such a big problem i think... Given that, we arrive at the logic conclusion that parents that don't want to take their responsibilities simply don't have enough strong will to sacrifice part of their wealth to raise their children. I'm not saying this to criticize or judge them, i know that it's not simple and they're afraid or worried about the future, I only want to explain why having children shouldn't be condamned even if you can't afford to change your smartphone every year.
P.S. The amish comunity is a great example, they live quite well using the technology of centuries ago without problems.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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