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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1386
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
Content Thumbs: 3283 total,  3857 ,  574
Comment Thumbs: 13737 total,  16689 ,  2952
Content Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 14.29% (143/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130663
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:5129
FJ Points:15607
Favorite Tags: facebook (3) | People (2)

latest user's comments

#139 - >Don't watch this guy. He has more money than you. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on It's Terminal +2
User avatar #162 - bendingtimeisgood (03/16/2015) [-]
Anon logic.
#8 - This is basically how Ihop works. Coffee is $2.50, but they br… 03/15/2015 on Free to Play 0
#12 - Metroid, Batman and Final Fantasy also all started as 2D games.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Games of Today in 8 bit +1
User avatar #14 - jurisultima (03/15/2015) [-]
Also been a 2d LoZ
#21 - >LITERALLY not afraid of anything >Except spiders an… 03/15/2015 on ... I fuck aliens now. +2
#179 - 1. The female cop immediately cuffed him because she heard the… 03/13/2015 on Jimmies getting slightly... 0
#16 - I just tell people I don't have cable. Cable where I … 03/13/2015 on Internet 0
#19 - The nicest villain to ever exist. Holy **** th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on Tumblr bot is one of us 0
#22 - drumandbass (03/13/2015) [-]
he was never a villain. he was always kuma. till they made him a machine
#5 - It was supposed to be my Friday, but an asshat quit last minut… 03/13/2015 on Every ******* Week 0
#27 - Sea Unicorns, otherwise known as Narwhals are endangered. 03/13/2015 on a Little Update from... +2
#122 - His lip was split open and he had a bruise under his eye. The … 03/13/2015 on Jimmies getting slightly... 0
#14 - Keanu kinda looks like my dad in this picture when he was… 03/13/2015 on Consist10/10 0
#76 - The sandwiches are representing a very outward vagina and a ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on there are 2 types of girls +4
#105 - heuristicai (03/13/2015) [-]
Thank you. That was a very informative response.
#52 - My mom threw things at my dad and punched him several times in…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Jimmies getting slightly... +9
#165 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
You know what's interesting about your story? That your mom punched your dad severely in the face, and when the cops showed up, they handcuffed him. Why would they do that, when his nose was broken, teeth were missing, black eye and blood all over his face? Oh, because there was no sign of injury? See, that's interesting. Maybe those punches were not so severe after all. You know, severe as punches from a man into a woman's face often are, leaving the marks I just mentioned.
User avatar #179 - subaqueousreach (03/13/2015) [-]
1. The female cop immediately cuffed him because she heard the words "domestic violence" and assumed my father was the one hitting. She didn't care that his lip was split wide open or that his eye was bruised because she was a sexist cunt.

2. Yes men can hit women harder in most cases, but the statistics for spousal murder is often higher in regards to wives killing their husbands.

Just because one issue may be more severe than the other doesn't dismiss the lesser situation of concern you ignorant twat.
#92 - junkbumpkin (03/13/2015) [-]
He was punched in the face several times. I'm going to assume he ha some sort of visible evidence as to being hit? Why the hell would a cop just throw cuffs on the person who is visibly injured in response to physical violence
User avatar #122 - subaqueousreach (03/13/2015) [-]
His lip was split open and he had a bruise under his eye. The female cop cuffed him though because she heard the words "domestic violence" and assumed my dad hit my mom and not the other way around.
#57 - tck (03/13/2015) [-]
I didn't say that people's assumptions about situations can't be stupid because of what's considered normal. In a perfect world, after your mom did all that, your dad would have been able to give her a sturdy whack in self defense and that'd probably be the end of it. Obviously the only thing that kept him from being arrested is that she had no marks on her, which is wrong since police should investigate every situation thoroughly to find who's responsible.

The point is that, if he weren't afraid of going to jail, your dad likely would have no trouble subduing her when she got out of control. Your mom doing those things to him probably hurt him far less than if he had done them to her. She was clearly a cunt for doing it, and he should have been able to defend himself without someone having a preconception that he was in the wrong. THAT's the solution. If a man is allowed to defend himself without fear, a woman trying to physically abuse him is almost a joke. It's only in extremes when it would be a real issue, for instance a woman bodybuilder against a scrawny guy.

Yes, feminists are wrong; but not in the sense everyone keeps trying to say, about how they're hypocrites. They're wrong in the sense that we AREN'T EQUALS. Men are generally physically and mentally more equipped to handle stressful situations, biologically. I get so sick of hearing guys whine about feminists being hypocrites; because you know what? Yeah, they are hypocrites, but their hypocrisy is showing the truth.
#99 - I am not okay with this. 03/13/2015 on Kin +1
#83 - Am I the only Canadian who doesn't like poutine?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Canadians don't get sad -3
#96 - anonymous (03/13/2015) [-]
Ever since I first heard of it .....poo teen , no thanks .
User avatar #85 - goodhomer (03/13/2015) [-]
yes
#94 - I can also bet he's going to lose several limbs and come down … 03/13/2015 on Kin 0
#92 - My last name is Elkin and I am greatly offended by this post.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Kin +1
#98 - namenotallowed (03/13/2015) [-]
I'd care if you existed, but the post said you're made up and the internet never lies.
#99 - subaqueousreach (03/13/2015) [-]
I am not okay with this.
#127 - Not to sound like a prick or whatever, but 2 months without we…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2015 on White Girls be like... 0
#153 - thelegendofdanknes (03/13/2015) [-]
This just in, i think it's only been a month. But hey! yeah. Weed makes you autistic. hi-ya friend
#341 - Because researching is linking the first article that agrees w… 03/12/2015 on fucking kids 0
#336 - I love it when people click on the first thing that pops into …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on fucking kids 0
#340 - mattyl (03/11/2015) [-]
That's all you have to say?
At least I research at all and don't quote myself, you might wanna try that too
User avatar #341 - subaqueousreach (03/12/2015) [-]
Because researching is linking the first article that agrees with you. Good job, buddy.
#287 - That's just because you're a twat. 03/10/2015 on fucking kids +1
#286 - Correction, spanking a child when they do something bad correl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2015 on fucking kids 0
#329 - mattyl (03/10/2015) [-]
That's of course what everyone that endorses it thinks, but it's not right:
www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201309/research-spanking-it-s-bad-all-kids

"In terms of whether parental aggression (spanking) decreases aggression in the child, the answer is no. In fact, spanking tends to increase child aggression"

The collateral damage that spanking is coming with is intense.
User avatar #336 - subaqueousreach (03/10/2015) [-]
I love it when people click on the first thing that pops into their google searches.

>over compensatingly politically correct ponce

I think that fits you quite well...
#340 - mattyl (03/11/2015) [-]
That's all you have to say?
At least I research at all and don't quote myself, you might wanna try that too
User avatar #341 - subaqueousreach (03/12/2015) [-]
Because researching is linking the first article that agrees with you. Good job, buddy.
#243 - You know I can understand not wanting people to spread their l… 03/10/2015 on Fattie gets shrekt 0
#262 - Reading the riddle again it looks like he told it wrong and yo… 03/10/2015 on Murder riddles 0
#53 - Millions of Americans can remember what they had for breakfast…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Murder riddles 0
#56 - taamo (03/07/2015) [-]
What. No. They remember what they had for breakfast because the knew at what time that took place. My point was that nobody knew WHEN it took place, so how did they know what they were doing while the murder took place?
User avatar #262 - subaqueousreach (03/10/2015) [-]
Reading the riddle again it looks like he told it wrong and your logic does make sense.

I've heard the riddle before and guess I just mentally put the pieces in the right order. The version I heard was that they know the time of death was Sunday, that's how everyone knew what they were doing.

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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