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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#21 - Tiger is best cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Cheetah Balls +2
#22 - mutzaki (09/27/2014) [-]
Darn tootin'
#55 - And she didn't spill a single drop... 09/27/2014 on Handsfree 0
#34 - Well when you run out of ammo your only option is to pick up t… 09/27/2014 on dis gon b gud 0
#217 - Yay for mountains! =D 09/27/2014 on Canada on ISIS 0
#9761650 - what? 09/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#58 - You're forgetting the "they love you back" part I think. 09/27/2014 on Smooth Ron.. +8
#56 - Because when a boy loves a girl and that girl loves the boy ba…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Smooth Ron.. +4
User avatar #68 - halor (09/27/2014) [-]
also they're going around the world to fight evil unsupervised, they must have quite a lot of time to fuck when they're waiting for their return trip pick-up
#57 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
I just kept getting arrested for stalking.
User avatar #58 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the "they love you back" part I think.
#59 - You sir should never be at the keyboard drunk. Pic ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Jumping +1
#61 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
I have txt laughed like this in years.
#54 - Well he is now, him and kim hooked up after one of the movies.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Smooth Ron.. +2
#55 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
How certain are you this happened?
User avatar #56 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
Because when a boy loves a girl and that girl loves the boy back and they're both 17 they fuck. They fuck like it's going out of style.
User avatar #68 - halor (09/27/2014) [-]
also they're going around the world to fight evil unsupervised, they must have quite a lot of time to fuck when they're waiting for their return trip pick-up
#57 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
I just kept getting arrested for stalking.
User avatar #58 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the "they love you back" part I think.
#57 - Eh, it loops back to placing the balls in the can. Ruins the illusion. 09/27/2014 on Jumping +1
#56 - There is absolutely no way that is a sentence.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Jumping +2
#58 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
I just shit myself laughing at my drunk ass. I tried to say that II'm so drunk I sat here for the last three minutes yelling at the screen to jump.
#59 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
You sir should never be at the keyboard drunk.

Pic kinda related?
#61 - upyoursnumbnuts (09/27/2014) [-]
I have txt laughed like this in years.
#9761579 - **subaqueousreach rolled user alicorn **  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #9761646 - alicorn (09/27/2014) [-]
how did you find this
User avatar #9761650 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
what?
#540 - If you're using Internet explorer on your PC then there's a lo… 09/27/2014 on the truth 0
#108 - That's not the point though, if they lose their investors they… 09/27/2014 on Petition for change -1
#16 - Investors who have bought into the company may pull out due to…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Petition for change -1
User avatar #37 - thealbinoargonian (09/26/2014) [-]
except the people judging gamers aren't the one's buying games. If they cater to those that are against their industry then it's goodbye profits.
User avatar #108 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
That's not the point though, if they lose their investors they also lose major game making income.

Not to mention a lot of slander would be placed against Nintendo and a lot of parents wouldn't want to support a company that stands beside people who make death threats to, according to a large public view, innocent girls. That would create a massive drop in profits as Nintendo's whole deal is about Family Gaming as the Wii is targeted for all ages. If families stop supporting Nintendo then they'll be in a lot of trouble and likely lose even more investors.
#10 - This happened to me a lot when I went fishing. Except it wasn'… 09/26/2014 on Catching a fish when... +1
#460 - The PC reference was towards the internet. But you ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on the truth 0
User avatar #466 - chrisel (09/26/2014) [-]
ooh, I like the Wii U internet browser because I can do it on the Wii U gamepad which is small for something you browse the internet with yet still has big text and is actually pretty fast.

Though a PC is clearly superior to browse the internet.
#454 - Of course it can use Wiimotes, the WiiUmotes are identical har…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on the truth -1
User avatar #494 - jokexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
the argument about wiimotes is laughable. how exactly are the ps4/xbox one controllers that different from the older ones, that they can't warrant backwards compatibility? rumble triggers? damn, that's innovative. they don't allow you to use old controllers because they want your money. nintendo chose a different approach there and they have to be commended for that.

asymmetrical multiplayer can of course be accomplished on any system. what I meant was that the wii u has a physical setup that allows for more options in asymmetrical multiplayer, thanks to the tablet controller which displays additional information

about external storage, I admit my mistake. it is possible now, but it has to be noted that it wasn't available out of the box, somehow it took MS 7 months to implement it. the ps4 still doesn't have that feature.

you're missing the point about playing in bed. it is an extra option. I don't care about the people you know who have stuff in their bedroom. a lot of people don't, and being able to play your games in bed without cluttering your room is nice. you have to admit that.

you may have played the xbox in a public place, but what I meant is that you can do that without having a tv handy. you know, like in cafés and airports, as I mentioned?

the Wii U has a browsing experience comparable in speed to pcs [it beats internet explorer on any computer for example], and comparable in interface to a tablet. if you don't want to pay $500 for an ipad, it's a perfect surrogate.

personal taste does not influence the content I made. all I listed is facts.
exclusivity is not a matter of personal taste either. you may like certain games, but if you already have a pc and it has them, what's the point?

your 'logic' boggles the mind. I feel dumber just for having to explain all this shit, that I thought I didn't need to.
User avatar #540 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
If you're using Internet explorer on your PC then there's a lot more wrong with your mind than mine.

Anyways, have a nice day fanboy.
#42 - Of course I'd stop crime, but you know, only if I was in the a… 09/26/2014 on I would :arrogant: 0
#76 - Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando introduced online multiplaye… 09/26/2014 on destiny 0
#19 - Bodies tend to bloat after death. Exploding corpses was actual… 09/26/2014 on u wot +1
#34 - I tried a couple times, but I just can't watch this show for m… 09/26/2014 on Spodermin -1
#26 - They also tend to always be around when ***** sta… 09/26/2014 on canada takes speeding... 0
#15 - What are you talking about? This is obviously the night of Bam… 09/26/2014 on Who's gonna win? +6
#407 - >The Wii U can't use gamecube controllers. >Multipla…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2014 on the truth +2
User avatar #450 - chrisel (09/26/2014) [-]
The Wii U can use the Wii's classic controller (pro) which is similar to the GameCube or the Wii U pro controller but for the real GameCube controller experience you need the GameCube controller adapter. (support for Super Smash Bros has already been confirmed though I don't know about other games.)

The multiplayer on the Wii was a pretty big fail, I admit that but the Wii U (or at least mine and that of two friends of mine) has been really good, comparable to the PS3 and Xbox 360 which was actually pretty good (I don't know about the Xbone and PS4 online quality).

You are pretty much right on that, the Wii U is equal to the PS4 and Xbone on that part.

You are pretty much right on that, the Wii U is equal to the PS4 and Xbone on that part with the exception that you can sit in any position that is physically possible and don't need to face the tv because of offscreen play.

About the PC, the Wii U just has a lot of games no PC, phone or other console has but of those aren't your thing, then don't buy a Wii U.

Super Smash Bros for Wii U is fucking awesome.

Most Wii U exclusives remain exclusive but I honestly don't care about 3rd party exclusives remaining exclusives since I will still buy it if I like it.

Flawed logic yes, but not as flawed as you say (according to my opinion.)
User avatar #460 - subaqueousreach (09/26/2014) [-]
The PC reference was towards the internet.

But you can refer to my response below to OP.

Don't worry about the last line though, it's only intended for OP. You seem nice.
User avatar #466 - chrisel (09/26/2014) [-]
ooh, I like the Wii U internet browser because I can do it on the Wii U gamepad which is small for something you browse the internet with yet still has big text and is actually pretty fast.

Though a PC is clearly superior to browse the internet.
User avatar #428 - jokexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
sigh

>yes it can, thanks to a new adapter. but what I meant was it can use wii controllers [one generation back], which the other consoles cannot.
>the wii maybe. the wii u is a different story. multiplayer on mario kart 8 is seamless, for example.
>can you download games on the external hard drive? no you can't. which is a problem because ps4/xbone games take up a lot of space. on the ps4 you can upgrade the internal hard drive if you wish, but on the xbox one you can't even do that.
>good for you. most people have the console in their living room, so the wii u adds the option of playing in bed if you wish. can't do that on ps4/xbone unless you relocate console and tv.
>that's nice I guess? how is it relevant to this?
>what does that even mean? pc and smartphones are not wii u subtitutes by any means. ask any pc gamer, if they want a console it's a wii u.
>that's your personal taste. meanwhile, nintendo exclusives constantly rack up positive reviews from critics.
> I don't mind that games are multiplatform. I mind, however, the sleazy practices by sony and microsoft to make people THINK their games are exclusives when they aren't. Destiny, Rise of the Tomb Raider etc.
and to top it all off, exclusives are routinely better than multiplatform games because they are developed specifically to take advantage of the system they're on. otherwise you may be stuck with 720p30fps on your so called 'next gen system', while dozens of Wii U games pull off 1080p60fps, no sweat. they may not look as graphically intensive, but they run well and play well which is what matters.

how does it feel to be wrong?
User avatar #454 - subaqueousreach (09/26/2014) [-]
Of course it can use Wiimotes, the WiiUmotes are identical hardware wise Literally the only difference is the WiiUmotes sync button is on the outside of the battery case . Also, it's cool they decide to make an adapter for the WiiU and not the Wii (After the initial model the Wii was no longer built with ports for Gamecube controllers, I had to buy 4 wii motes)

I forgot about Asymmetrical Multiplayer, Evolve will be coming out for Xbox One and PS4 shortly, with more games like it in the future as it's what everyone seems to be craving right now.

You can save your Xbox One game data as well as your downloaded games on an external hard drive.

I know plenty of people who have consoles and TVs in their bedrooms and play their games in bed.

For the "I brought my Xbox elsewhere" you said that a Wii can be played anywhere with an outlet while Xbox and PS cannot. Well I played my Xbox out in a public space where there happened to be an outlet.

For the "Why use the Wii U when I have a perfectly good PC or Android 2 feet away" I was referring to the use of internet, which is pretty shit in comparison.

Exactly, personal taste, which is all these facts of yours are (as well as misinformed apparently).

As far as your exclusivity argument that again is your own personal taste on the matter.

So how does it feel to be an asshat?
User avatar #494 - jokexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
the argument about wiimotes is laughable. how exactly are the ps4/xbox one controllers that different from the older ones, that they can't warrant backwards compatibility? rumble triggers? damn, that's innovative. they don't allow you to use old controllers because they want your money. nintendo chose a different approach there and they have to be commended for that.

asymmetrical multiplayer can of course be accomplished on any system. what I meant was that the wii u has a physical setup that allows for more options in asymmetrical multiplayer, thanks to the tablet controller which displays additional information

about external storage, I admit my mistake. it is possible now, but it has to be noted that it wasn't available out of the box, somehow it took MS 7 months to implement it. the ps4 still doesn't have that feature.

you're missing the point about playing in bed. it is an extra option. I don't care about the people you know who have stuff in their bedroom. a lot of people don't, and being able to play your games in bed without cluttering your room is nice. you have to admit that.

you may have played the xbox in a public place, but what I meant is that you can do that without having a tv handy. you know, like in cafés and airports, as I mentioned?

the Wii U has a browsing experience comparable in speed to pcs [it beats internet explorer on any computer for example], and comparable in interface to a tablet. if you don't want to pay $500 for an ipad, it's a perfect surrogate.

personal taste does not influence the content I made. all I listed is facts.
exclusivity is not a matter of personal taste either. you may like certain games, but if you already have a pc and it has them, what's the point?

your 'logic' boggles the mind. I feel dumber just for having to explain all this shit, that I thought I didn't need to.
User avatar #540 - subaqueousreach (09/27/2014) [-]
If you're using Internet explorer on your PC then there's a lot more wrong with your mind than mine.

Anyways, have a nice day fanboy.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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