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Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
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#106 - Pretty sure he was aiming to type 'gonna', considering the 'f'… 03/24/2014 on He's right you know -1
#105 - 'g' and 'o' are right beside 'f' and 'i'. It's an understandab…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2014 on He's right you know -4
#109 - Yojimbo (03/24/2014) [-]
Hold on a second, you actually think that's a typo? Well I guess that makes sense the same way "imma" is obviously just a typo of "I'm going to". Easy to make, happens all the time, obviously unintentional. Obviously.
User avatar #114 - subaqueousreach (03/24/2014) [-]
If 'finna' is an actual word then I guess I'm just unfamiliar with it, but it could easily be mistaken as a typo (I've typed it as a typo before myself).

You don't need to be a sarcastic asshole. Prick.
User avatar #132 - raamageddon (03/25/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, finna is a... I don't want to say real word, but it's an intentional thing.

It means fixing to. He's fixing to pull his gun, preparing to pull his gun, just like gonna means going to.

It's an awful word, but it's a thing.
User avatar #133 - subaqueousreach (03/25/2014) [-]
Ahh okay, thanks for the information. It's really odd that it's a word and essentially means the same thing a gonna/going to.
User avatar #135 - raamageddon (03/25/2014) [-]
Part of the English language, really. We've got a thousand different ways to say the same thing ultimately.

You'll hear a lot of people from the South here in the US-- I won't presume to know where you're from-- say they're fixing to do something. At the risk of crossing a racial line, a fair amount of black people speak in ebonics, which results in that "finna," even up here in the North. I'm not far North, mind you, closer to Midwest, but it's still here.

Just a lot of obscurities to our language based on different regional tendencies.
User avatar #136 - subaqueousreach (03/25/2014) [-]
We say "fixing to" in parts of Canada too, and English is easily one of the most redundant languages, I just think that 'finna' sounds absolutely ridiculous.
#18 - My friends think I eat burgers and sandwiches weird. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2014 on ink stinks +2
#79 - xcoreyx (03/19/2014) [-]
...there's people that don't do this?
User avatar #65 - badmonkey (03/19/2014) [-]
There was actually a scientific investigation on the topic and that, my friend, is proven to be the most effective way to eat a burger
User avatar #21 - folkflunky (03/19/2014) [-]
I do the same thing ever since I was a kid, my parents teached me to do that. Also, neither have I seen anyone I know ever do the same thing I do.

Are you some kind of brother I never met or something?
#19 - sgtxrootbeer (03/19/2014) [-]
what you should do is get a toothpick and stick it in the middle, That will stop the 4:1 burger ratio
#28 - I realized that as soon as I posted the comment. Reg…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Inspiration from a wise turtle 0
User avatar #29 - faithrider (03/19/2014) [-]
yes, talking about people behind their back is shitty
#62 - Well that's really up for debate. It all depends on w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on Here Here! +2
User avatar #118 - theodordronen (03/19/2014) [-]
I think you could also say that it's usually the bitches who are the loudest. The nice, quiet ones don't go around trying to prove anything.
#24 - >Praise in public, criticize in private I think th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Inspiration from a wise turtle +5
User avatar #27 - faithrider (03/19/2014) [-]
no, it's saying to give them the criticism. not to criticize them to other people.
User avatar #28 - subaqueousreach (03/19/2014) [-]
I realized that as soon as I posted the comment.

Regardless though I feel I make a valid point, however irrelevant it is to the content.
User avatar #29 - faithrider (03/19/2014) [-]
yes, talking about people behind their back is shitty
#58 - People in general tend to generalize a group to one stereotype…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Here Here! +11
#77 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
it's called social solidarity
#60 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
I completely agree with what you're saying but does that mean that most women are bitches? because thats not really fair, most women are quite nice (of course a lot are not) but its the same with both genders. Of course everyone has days where they act like bitches, but that doesnt necessarily mean they're like that all the time.
User avatar #62 - subaqueousreach (03/19/2014) [-]
Well that's really up for debate.

It all depends on what you've encountered in your life.

If every guy you ever met were a complete asshole, you'd likely shy away from males in general since you've only had negative encounters with them. That's how stereotypes are formed.

Obviously not every girl is a bitch. While it's a big world and there's a lot of terrible people in it, they're typically the minority. Unfortunately humans tend to remember or notice negative events more easily than positive ones.

Only a handful of people will remember that guy who stopped on the highway to give your car a jumpstart, but everyone's going to remember the guy who punched a homeless man in McDonalds. Neither event will likely be remembered for very long, but more people would recall the latter scenario for a longer period of time.

But like I said, in the end you just have to try and ignore the stereotypes and not let them get to you.
User avatar #118 - theodordronen (03/19/2014) [-]
I think you could also say that it's usually the bitches who are the loudest. The nice, quiet ones don't go around trying to prove anything.
#61 - The first time I ever stayed up all night and into the morning… 03/19/2014 on how I felt when 0
#229 - I didn't mind The Lightning Thief, then again I haven't read t… 03/19/2014 on y u do dis 0
#245 - >Hypocrites The irony burns hotter than the whites…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on party in hell ! +8
User avatar #254 - moshimoshi (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I had a good chuckle. Especially since


I don't think I've ever met a priest who wasn't hitting it pretty hard except for former alcoholics who managed to stay on the wagon. Besides, alcohol has the OK marking especially in the new testament.
#166 - He was also an extra in Angel. Of course, I didn't notice unti… 03/19/2014 on Galen Marek 0
#111 - It's pawsible.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on cat wit thumbs(green i hope) +5
#123 - leetpwnzer (03/19/2014) [-]
#172 - I'm not a huge fan of DC, but Flashpoint Paradox was freaking amazing. 03/19/2014 on Batmourn 0
#221 - Free wifi wherever I go and I lose access to a website I don't… 03/18/2014 on Would you rate wifi over... 0
#152 - Couple counters to all of those: Google Maps + Mobile Phon… 03/16/2014 on City +1
#117 - It's the rest of the world that talks about us this way. I've … 03/16/2014 on Let the Canada jokes commence +1
#6 - Wig? ************ that's Brock ******* … 03/13/2014 on people you see at parties 0
#13 - Aside from the "Your mom's a ******* whore&q… 03/13/2014 on More games should do this. +1
#131 - As much sense as it makes, I still think it's silly that they …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Yoda +1
User avatar #265 - messerauditore (03/13/2014) [-]
That's a fair point, to each their own.
#48 - I love the little ironies in "wise man" sayings. Bec… 03/13/2014 on Good stuff to remember 0
#22 - Really? I can get a platter like that at Knight & Day for … 03/10/2014 on Checkmate 0
#14 - You didn't read it both ways did you? 03/10/2014 on Amazing. +4
#60 - Welcome to the Expanded Universe, the only part of Star Wars m… 03/10/2014 on Lightsaber and crystals 0
#55 - My mother gave me a very depressing childhood by walking out o… 03/09/2014 on a moment of... 0
#12 - When I read ghost prank and saw the little ghost I tho…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on ghost prank +7
#16 - typeonegative (03/09/2014) [-]
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]

You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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