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Age: 24
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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#1771 - I'm 24(tomorrow), I work as a security dispatcher for a univer… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#77 - I might have missed that, I usually had it on in the backgroun… 11/13/2014 on Forces of the Empire: Part 1 0
#72 - I'm really glad Lucas can't touch these films anymore. …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Forces of the Empire: Part 1 0
#74 - anonymous (11/13/2014) [-]
Don't they say in the series that that's how the Mandalorians used to be but they changed? The whole thing with Death Watch was a sect of Mandalorians that wanted to return to the old way. Anyway, the series is canon now and none of the extended universe stuff is anymore, just the six movies and the two tv series, so all of that is thrown out, if the series said someone was how it was then that's how it was, doesn't matter if there's some extended universe comic or book that came out before it that contradicts it.
User avatar #77 - subaqueousreach (11/13/2014) [-]
I might have missed that, I usually had it on in the background while doing other things.

But regardless, a large portion of comics and books that bought the rights to make their stories were generally accepted as canon. Then suddenly everything has to change because Lucas didn't like how that turned out? I think that's stupid.

Han Solo's considered a badass outlaw? He was never meant to be a badass!
Everyone loves Boba Fett? Not on my watch, kill that asshole forever!

Basically his mentality on the situation. It's gotten to the point where most fans don't really count the movies as canon any longer because they've changed so many times from the originals.
#71 - They look a little too Tron-ish now in my opinion. If that is … 11/13/2014 on Forces of the Empire: Part 1 0
#45 - Oh I'm fully aware of why she does it, but it doesn't make it … 11/13/2014 on Only anti gg women get... 0
#178 - Not to mention an EMP can already kill somebody, I think I rea… 11/12/2014 on Much Better 0
#175 - Hmm... while it's charged up blast can temporarily shut down e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Much Better 0
User avatar #178 - subaqueousreach (11/12/2014) [-]
Not to mention an EMP can already kill somebody, I think I read somewhere that the US military is prototyping an EMP rifle as a "silent kill" weapon, since a focused EMP to the chest will stop your heart.

However it takes a lot of energy to do that, so it's more efficient to shoot them with bullets (or plasma bolts in the case of the covenant).
#20 - This would be a good read for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on yeaah -2
#22 - jacquers (11/12/2014) [-]
I really don't care for attention from the internet for being a girl, thanks though
#11 - The very first thing my dad did was blow up Megaton. He didn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Megaton +5
#70 - metzgermeister (11/13/2014) [-]
my first play through i did the same thing, then i slit a kids throat like 500 times and gave the priest like 1000 caps to become the wasteland's one true Messiah
#49 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
Well your dad is hardcore then.
#16 - ******* cats man, I swear to god... My c…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Only anti gg women get... +23
#31 - angelious (11/12/2014) [-]
she or he is trying to teach you to hunt


she or he thinks you are shitty hunter and she or he is worried you will starve to death if you arent taught how to hunt
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh I'm fully aware of why she does it, but it doesn't make it any less frustrating.

For two weeks she stopped doing it and would just kind of watch us eat. Then suddenly she was bringing home containers she would find like cracker boxes or bags with cans in them and plop them in front of us.

Then when we started throwing that stuff out she went back to live and/or dead animals.
#13 - Pfft, casuals, that's obviously a Beariola Roll. 11/12/2014 on do a bearral roll 0
#15 - I almost bought one of those 7x7 star dodecahedron dealies, bu… 11/12/2014 on Has Rubik's Cube gone too far? 0
#13 - I was at work and realized I forgot my phone (which I need on … 11/12/2014 on bear logic +4
#46 - Short version is her crazy to hot ratio was way too high. Like…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on My top 10 pornstars +15
#229 - reptilec (11/13/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy.
User avatar #168 - demigodofmadness (11/13/2014) [-]
You think she became a porn star after you broke up?
#44 - Huh, that Riley Reid girl kinda looks like my ex. Weird.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on My top 10 pornstars +2
#45 - leadstriker (11/12/2014) [-]
>ex
#116 - rihardololz (11/12/2014) [-]
#58 - lronman (11/12/2014) [-]
maybe she left him..?
User avatar #46 - subaqueousreach (11/12/2014) [-]
Short version is her crazy to hot ratio was way too high. Like 8:1 easy.
#229 - reptilec (11/13/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy.
User avatar #168 - demigodofmadness (11/13/2014) [-]
You think she became a porn star after you broke up?
#19 - **** man... When Mordin died... **** … 11/12/2014 on Alien.. +2
#32 - The little blue knight reminds me of the time I played Dark So… 11/12/2014 on Chivalry: Medieval Warfare 0
#116 - The thing I love about Ork weapons is the fact that they only …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Much Better +2
User avatar #234 - krasnogvardiech (11/13/2014) [-]
They work for a little while in non-Orkish hands. It's the WAAAGH! field the Orks exude that alters reality to their whims and allows their guns to work. By all rights it shouldn't, but by all Orkish rights it looks flash and proppa, da Mek took a squiz at it and it oughta be roight proppa Orky! So it works.
#113 - I was playing against my dad, Space Marines vs. Imperial Guard…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Much Better +1
User avatar #207 - asasqw (11/12/2014) [-]
Be sure to remind him that imperial guard energy packs can be used as grenades and have enough force to blow open your walking coffin
#111 - That's not at all what OP said, anon.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Much Better +5
#209 - anonymous (11/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what OP said.
#110 - Good thing the Covenant don't know **** about EMP…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Much Better +4
User avatar #162 - hateandwhiskey (11/12/2014) [-]
Doesn't the plasma pistol fire an EMP or am I just stupid?
User avatar #175 - subaqueousreach (11/12/2014) [-]
Hmm... while it's charged up blast can temporarily shut down electronics and overload shields, it doesn't seem to do any permanent damage to them, since a few seconds later the shields will recharge or a vehicle will start up again. I think that it just sort of super charges things to the point where they overheat and stall.
User avatar #178 - subaqueousreach (11/12/2014) [-]
Not to mention an EMP can already kill somebody, I think I read somewhere that the US military is prototyping an EMP rifle as a "silent kill" weapon, since a focused EMP to the chest will stop your heart.

However it takes a lot of energy to do that, so it's more efficient to shoot them with bullets (or plasma bolts in the case of the covenant).
User avatar #166 - kinginyellow (11/12/2014) [-]
Kind of, but it's only a temporary thing, and it looks like it can only shut down vehicles or shields seeing as your HUD never shuts off during gameplay.
User avatar #167 - hateandwhiskey (11/12/2014) [-]
I understand it was for gameplay purposes, but with that knowledge the covenant could've just steamrolled the hoomans easily if they were all issued plasma pistols.
User avatar #168 - kinginyellow (11/12/2014) [-]
Might be in the lore, because the pistol seems to be the only gun capable that they have, and it wastes a lot of the battery for nothing. Pretty sure vehicles can still fire while stunned if there's a turret on it, so it might just not be effective enough to waste energy on.
User avatar #170 - hateandwhiskey (11/12/2014) [-]
I meant, like, actual infantry - what with all the soldiers basically being cyborgs.
User avatar #171 - kinginyellow (11/12/2014) [-]
Maybe, I think marine actually just get killed by an overcharge from what I've seen, it is plasma after all. Might also be their armor helping them too, and they only kept the emp effect because it's a gameplay element they liked.
User avatar #172 - hateandwhiskey (11/12/2014) [-]
It does have its uses.
#107 - Welcome to the future where technology never dies! … 11/12/2014 on Much Better +6
#119 - It's definitely got some inherent feel from TF2 (they even hav… 11/12/2014 on Overwatch -1
#151 - While yes, my argument technically contradicts itself, the poi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on SJWs going after Blizzard 0
User avatar #161 - sugoi (11/12/2014) [-]
Well I think the only people that really care are crazy feminist women and men that are trying to get into said womens pants.
#58 - >These women are all really fit and wearing tight clothing …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on SJWs going after Blizzard 0
User avatar #65 - sugoi (11/11/2014) [-]
Well you see none of that matters cause realism went out the window when they brought in a mech and a dancing gorilla.

Too fat or too skinny? none of that matters. It's a goddamn game you can do whatever you want. You can't just say "oh she's wearing a dress for realism" then completely disregard another issue "because it's just a game" you're being very selective here mate.
User avatar #151 - subaqueousreach (11/11/2014) [-]
While yes, my argument technically contradicts itself, the point is they're basically super beings. Who gives a shit if they're all hot too? Ugly people, that's who.
User avatar #161 - sugoi (11/12/2014) [-]
Well I think the only people that really care are crazy feminist women and men that are trying to get into said womens pants.
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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