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Gender: male
Age: 23
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Video Games Played: Currently: Halo 4, Planetside 2, SWTOR, Dishonored, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City
Interests: Music, Video Games, Archery, Sidesword
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#99 - No one deserves to be cheated on. If you don't want to be with…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Can't even 0
#100 - skatin (06/12/2014) [-]
Right, I never argued against that. The "opinion" I was referring to was that people shouldn't be burned alive for their opinions.
User avatar #101 - subaqueousreach (06/12/2014) [-]
If you don't think assholes deserve some horrible fate then that's your business. Not agreeing with my opinion has nothing to do with it.
#102 - skatin (06/13/2014) [-]
You don't like their opinion, which they are entitled to, and suggested they "deserve to be burned alive". You know, many dictators felt that way and murdered many people that held opinions they didn't like.
User avatar #103 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
Everyone is entitled to their opinion yes, but Hitler's opinion was that Jews, Gays, and blacks shouldn't exist any longer.

You saying he deserved a medal or something?
#104 - skatin (06/13/2014) [-]
Hitler, Stalin, Castro, etc all killed people who disagreed with their rule.

Nope, I think cheating is horribly immoral and, for me as a military member, illegal.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
The difference being that I'm punishing people for something we both agree is absolutely immoral and wrong, while those dictators were corrupt and vile people punishing those who didn't deserve it.
#6 - He's lying there are new comics. Sparse as they are. 06/10/2014 on GWTBW #52 - Brothers In Arms 0
#12 - I probably would have liked it if they at least made an effort…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Cheating shit 0
#19 - Neodude (06/10/2014) [-]
there were only two Americans there, possibly three if the chick was American as well, cant remember. Everyone else was Norwegian if I remember.
#14 - creepyfapper (06/10/2014) [-]
They had several norwegians if i remember correctly.
#33 - Well then sir you are incredibly foolish and ignorant, since i… 06/10/2014 on How humanity will end +1
#50 - Hehehe There's a super high tax on pot. 06/10/2014 on I'm not saying we told you so +1
#91 - Maybe that's why it's so boring and repetitive? I had…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars +1
User avatar #115 - Zeigh (06/10/2014) [-]
I kept going until I explored everything for the achievement, however that meant that I had completed every quest in an extremely short amount of time so I essentially fucked myself because I'd already explored all of the content.
Then I quit.
#10 - MACREEDY!!!!!!! The new 'Thing' prequel was so …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Cheating shit +2
#11 - creepyfapper (06/10/2014) [-]
I liked it
User avatar #12 - subaqueousreach (06/10/2014) [-]
I probably would have liked it if they at least made an effort at lining it up properly with the plot instead of the director basically remaking the movie and putting the beginning of the first movie at the end of his and saying "look guys I made a successful prequel!!!".

They could have at least made the scientists at the** Norwegian** Antarctic Research Center, Norwegian instead of American.
#19 - Neodude (06/10/2014) [-]
there were only two Americans there, possibly three if the chick was American as well, cant remember. Everyone else was Norwegian if I remember.
#14 - creepyfapper (06/10/2014) [-]
They had several norwegians if i remember correctly.
#29 - If in fact nobody had time for selfies and recording then you …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on How humanity will end +1
#32 - lordbroldamort (06/10/2014) [-]
in this instance my logic is sound and relevant. because if i was there and everyone was just taking a video of that shit, i would be running. which is logical when i GIANT DUST CLOUD is coming at you. find shelter. and in reference to my "aint nobody got time for that" thats what i will be saying since its my opinion. so you can take your opinion of my logic and shove it right up your ass with your ellipses
User avatar #33 - subaqueousreach (06/10/2014) [-]
Well then sir you are incredibly foolish and ignorant, since if everyone was taking pictures and video recordings of the coming storm then obviously you seem to be the only person who doesn't have time for that and are shouting terrible lies into the community in their last moments of life. Shame on you.
#24 - Honestly? What 4320 cunts thought he deserved it? Those people…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Can't even +72
User avatar #64 - alfibrakiz (06/10/2014) [-]
I agree. Adultery should be illegal and enforced by law
#60 - skatin (06/10/2014) [-]
People deserve to be burned alive for their opinion? Right. I'm just going to say I "agree" with you so I don't get burned for my opinion.
User avatar #99 - subaqueousreach (06/11/2014) [-]
No one deserves to be cheated on. If you don't want to be with someone, regardless of the reason, just end the relationship.
#100 - skatin (06/12/2014) [-]
Right, I never argued against that. The "opinion" I was referring to was that people shouldn't be burned alive for their opinions.
User avatar #101 - subaqueousreach (06/12/2014) [-]
If you don't think assholes deserve some horrible fate then that's your business. Not agreeing with my opinion has nothing to do with it.
#102 - skatin (06/13/2014) [-]
You don't like their opinion, which they are entitled to, and suggested they "deserve to be burned alive". You know, many dictators felt that way and murdered many people that held opinions they didn't like.
User avatar #103 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
Everyone is entitled to their opinion yes, but Hitler's opinion was that Jews, Gays, and blacks shouldn't exist any longer.

You saying he deserved a medal or something?
#104 - skatin (06/13/2014) [-]
Hitler, Stalin, Castro, etc all killed people who disagreed with their rule.

Nope, I think cheating is horribly immoral and, for me as a military member, illegal.
User avatar #105 - subaqueousreach (06/13/2014) [-]
The difference being that I'm punishing people for something we both agree is absolutely immoral and wrong, while those dictators were corrupt and vile people punishing those who didn't deserve it.
#33 - lazaman (06/10/2014) [-]
Wymon have the right to their own bodies.
Some patriarchal bond such as marriage has no power over her.
What you call "cheating" is merely just extreme misogyny.
#46 - itsbendingtime (06/10/2014) [-]
>so many thumbs up and down
>currently neutral, on 0 thumbs
>i have not yet thumbed either way


I HAVE THE POWER
User avatar #37 - lazaman (06/10/2014) [-]
You guys know I'm joking right?
I really don't want people to think I believe this crap.
User avatar #44 - krynax (06/10/2014) [-]
Then WHY are you posting it on funnyjunk?
#91 - lazaman (06/10/2014) [-]
Because this is funny junk, and pretending to be a feminist is funny.

Its like pretending to be retarded, only funnier.
Relax man.
I accidentallied my last comment.
#90 - lazaman has deleted their comment.
#63 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
>posting a sarcastic remark on a site about humor

GEE WHO WOULDA THUNK IT
User avatar #34 - dederplaol (06/10/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #36 - lazaman (06/10/2014) [-]
You've been too blinded by your own cis male privileges to see the truth.


I'm pretending to be a feminist.
User avatar #57 - dederplaol (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was just pretending to be the average male that tries to understand feminism
#31 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
I vote 'You deserved it' on any post.
User avatar #28 - saltyfries (06/10/2014) [-]
probably feminists
#80 - Okay I was just trying to tell a joke, but you seem absolutely… 06/10/2014 on mfw I'm drunk and can't... +1
#78 - I guess because ridding the world of a different religion earn…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Religon 0
#80 - sekundab (06/08/2014) [-]
#18 - Anyone who said beer was bad for humans was obviously not a hu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on mfw I'm drunk and can't... +1
#38 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
Or it was a medical professional.
User avatar #80 - subaqueousreach (06/10/2014) [-]
Okay I was just trying to tell a joke, but you seem absolutely serious.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess you've never had a beer in your life or even a wine cooler for that matter since you seem so uneducated about the subject of alcohol given all of your misconceptions about it.

Here's some advice friend; Have a drink. It'll help loosen that stick in your ass.
#91 - It should be, though if not I'm sure you could find it easily enough. 06/07/2014 on Guardians 0
#89 - You obviously never watched Flashpoint Paradox.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Guardians 0
User avatar #90 - benjaminbutton (06/05/2014) [-]
I guess not, there is a lot to watch and read. Is it on netflix or something, what's it about?
User avatar #91 - subaqueousreach (06/07/2014) [-]
It should be, though if not I'm sure you could find it easily enough.
#91 - Well you sir have a very efficient toilet.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... 0
User avatar #109 - cormy (06/03/2014) [-]
This isn't standard? I'm pretty sure they purposely make virtually all toilets like this so if it does get clogged it doesn't immediately overflow after one flush...
#114 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
they make them all that way now, but there are still a lot of older toilets still in use, that have high-capacity tanks and gravity feed... they overflow all the time...
User avatar #122 - magicmace (06/03/2014) [-]
Yea, I had an older toilet that could overflow if you peed to much.
New toilets are about more power, less water.
Niggas like a jet engine.

*hesitantly flushes*
VROOOOM VROOOM MOTHER FUCKA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cEDdSpXRw
#29 - >Death of Superman 06/03/2014 on Guardians +1
#28 - Spawn came to be because after he died (because his assassin b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Guardians 0
#30 - captnpl (06/03/2014) [-]
He dies a couple times in the comics, but he just goes back to hell.
#26 - He ran so fast he caught up to himself in the space time conti…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Guardians +5
User avatar #88 - benjaminbutton (06/04/2014) [-]
Barry is capable of running that fast, never does, because again it is OP, but he can. I don't know why I got thumbed down. I'm just presenting facts and then plausible outcomes.
User avatar #89 - subaqueousreach (06/04/2014) [-]
You obviously never watched Flashpoint Paradox.
User avatar #90 - benjaminbutton (06/05/2014) [-]
I guess not, there is a lot to watch and read. Is it on netflix or something, what's it about?
User avatar #91 - subaqueousreach (06/07/2014) [-]
It should be, though if not I'm sure you could find it easily enough.
#89 - It depends on how backed up the toilet is. Chances are the rea…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Why the hell don't we have... 0
User avatar #90 - magicmace (06/03/2014) [-]
My tank doesn't have enough water in it to completely fill up the bowl.
It only has enough water it in to take what ever is in the bowl and move it into the pipes.

So while the water can't go anywhere, it can't overflow because there isn't enough volume to reach the capacity of the bowl.
User avatar #91 - subaqueousreach (06/03/2014) [-]
Well you sir have a very efficient toilet.
User avatar #109 - cormy (06/03/2014) [-]
This isn't standard? I'm pretty sure they purposely make virtually all toilets like this so if it does get clogged it doesn't immediately overflow after one flush...
#114 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
they make them all that way now, but there are still a lot of older toilets still in use, that have high-capacity tanks and gravity feed... they overflow all the time...
User avatar #122 - magicmace (06/03/2014) [-]
Yea, I had an older toilet that could overflow if you peed to much.
New toilets are about more power, less water.
Niggas like a jet engine.

*hesitantly flushes*
VROOOOM VROOOM MOTHER FUCKA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cEDdSpXRw
#91 - Well you can just go ahead and consider me arachmophobic. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Don't kill it with fire? +4
User avatar #103 - citizenofnecrocity (06/02/2014) [-]
No arachmo?

ALL THE ARACHMO!
#12 - "Beware of Dog" signs rarely dissuade criminals sinc…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Southern Security 0
User avatar #21 - kwanzalord (06/02/2014) [-]
Beware of dogs signs are just that, a sign.

A dog house, dog toys, and a doggy bowl would be a more effective deterrent.
#25 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
Also is good to buy some huge dog feces and throw them around.
User avatar #26 - kwanzalord (06/02/2014) [-]
delicious
#19 - selfrazedzealot (06/02/2014) [-]
9 out of 10 times they pick a family with no dogs AND there's a sign saying there are when estimates say 60% of Americans own dogs... why don't they just go play the lottery lucky or go invent something genius .
User avatar #13 - sovereignty (06/02/2014) [-]
nigga, im not saying the cute note would work in a case of home defense, but the analogy of a wet paint sign is where i was aiming my comment
#5 - ************* Wishbone. Just nostalg'd like nobod…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Wishbone at his finest +2
User avatar #6 - richardastley (06/02/2014) [-]
My friend sang the theme song for a talent contest. She didn't win. Shit was rigged.
#83 - I think spiders are pretty cool, even had a spider bro in my b…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Don't kill it with fire? +2
User avatar #90 - darknesincontrol (06/02/2014) [-]
he just wanted to give you a kiss
User avatar #91 - subaqueousreach (06/02/2014) [-]
Well you can just go ahead and consider me arachmophobic.

someone please get that.
User avatar #103 - citizenofnecrocity (06/02/2014) [-]
No arachmo?

ALL THE ARACHMO!
#35 - Stop being a faggot Josh.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Mr. Rogers Speech +68
#36 - joshthepoet (06/02/2014) [-]
no
#107 - I only really go on special events because some of the hottest… 06/02/2014 on Tumblr 0
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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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