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subaqueousreach

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: subaqueousReach
Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1445
Highest Content Rank:#3471
Highest Comment Rank:#786
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Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:3
Content Views:130528
Times Content Favorited:82 times
Total Comments Made:4791
FJ Points:14802
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#97 - Wait Jupiter's real name was Mako? Why don't I remember that? … 01/26/2015 on Mako 0
#123 - They can make a whipped frappe cream shamma lamma flim flam wi… 01/26/2015 on "Fuck today, I'm going back... -1
#120 - Because the comics and tv series always follow the video game'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on Critical Love 0
User avatar #168 - drakevil (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm sorry if i bitch too much about those things, but that's the way i am.

And for the record, Ash's charizard should have defeated Harrison's Blaziken. It's a flying type against a fighting type, for christ sake.
#118 - Saving before a challenge isn't cheating. If you didn… 01/26/2015 on Critical Love 0
#99 - Realized I meant to say Greater Vancouver area not Metro … 01/24/2015 on Temperatures in Australia 0
#81 - I've never subscribed to anyone before, but I really want to s… 01/24/2015 on King Fedora strikes back +1
#91 - We had like, one week of decent snow in the metro vancouver ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on Temperatures in Australia 0
User avatar #92 - mrselfdestruct (01/24/2015) [-]
snowed once in burnaby early december.

then there was this wet slushy snow in January.
it just turned to water as soon as it hit the ground.
slippery as fuck.
User avatar #99 - subaqueousreach (01/24/2015) [-]
Realized I meant to say Greater Vancouver area not Metro oops , but yeah I work up on Burnaby Mountain and while I enjoyed having some snow for the Christmas season, it was like a fucking blizzard up here. I barely made it up the mountain.
#92 - No, but leberkase definitely was. 01/24/2015 on Bad luck 0
#90 - Because this wasn't posted as a fetish. Its a video game we've…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Bad luck 0
User avatar #98 - lolkeetanlol (01/24/2015) [-]
What this guy said is spot on. We've all seen the severely cringe-worthy, social inept brony fantasizers. As for the porn, Rule 34.
#133 - Can I take enough to pay off my car instead? Then I'd be able … 01/23/2015 on May i have your attention... 0
#142 - An apple salesman was trying to sell me an apple when he found… 01/23/2015 on PC MASTER RACE +1
#9 - I thoroughly enjoyed Mists of Pandaria. The characters were li…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on In Deadpool Russia 0
User avatar #10 - admiralen (01/21/2015) [-]
Thrall vs Garrosh Cinematic - Nagrand Finale
you know what i enjoyed?
#13 - My dad brought home one of those and put it on the table with … 01/21/2015 on You should have spit in her... +9
#45 - I have nothing wrong with grindy games, I've been playing Worl… 01/21/2015 on THEY'RE FUCKING RAW! 0
#239 - You did right. 01/21/2015 on Grey Jedi Code 0
#28 - Waaaay too ******* wordy. The Jedi and S…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Grey Jedi Code +358
User avatar #180 - unoriginalaccount (01/21/2015) [-]
I like the sith one beter
User avatar #138 - dehfurk (01/21/2015) [-]
There is no evil
There is no right
We fight for balance
Green lantern's light!

Did I do it right?
User avatar #239 - subaqueousreach (01/21/2015) [-]
You did right.
User avatar #107 - nustix (01/20/2015) [-]
I found it weird they called the grey jedi neutral to begin with. If anything the Jedi order is really neutral themselves.
#145 - greyblade (01/21/2015) [-]
the term "grey jedi" has a whole bunch of meanings anyway. it can be from a force-user who is somewhere between jedi and sith, to a jedi who is not so good at taking orders (Qui-gon Jinn was considered a Grey Jedi by some)

plus, the jedi consider themselves to be for and of the light side, though pragmatism and other issues can sway them from that path at times.
#91 - cdmin (01/20/2015) [-]
lol, and i thought i have problems. thanks for making my day
User avatar #49 - qun (01/20/2015) [-]
i love you
User avatar #43 - weightedtemp (01/20/2015) [-]
Thank you for this. I hated this post, but your comment made me feel a lot better.
User avatar #36 - luftvaffel (01/20/2015) [-]
Both the codes you posted are shorter versions of longer originals, though.
User avatar #34 - testaburger (01/20/2015) [-]
Good man. This one didn't make any sense to me

Passion is emotion.
Serenity is peace.

#15 - As far as Destiny is concerned, it's no longer the hypes fault… 01/20/2015 on THEY'RE FUCKING RAW! +6
#14 - >People just like to bitch about Destiny. Well whe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on THEY'RE FUCKING RAW! +3
User avatar #30 - pwnagraphy (01/20/2015) [-]
Personally, I kinda like grindy games like Destiny. It's not supposed to be a hardcore "You're sitting down to play this for the next 12 hours' type of game. They made it for people to just get on, do their dailies and bounties, maybe play some Crucible, and go about their day. That's what they meant when they said the game was incredibly different after level 20, they weren't lying. It goes from a story mode game to a casual MMO with some Hardcore elements, like the raids. Personally I haven't seen them make ridiculous changes to the raids just because, it's been stuff like Aetheon teleports are random, and the Lamps do not send you flying anymore. Stuff that should have been like that to begin with.

And actually, I'm starting to feel that people still don't know how to even get exotics, so I just dismiss those complaints entirely because it's so fucking piss easy to get them at this point. If you do 6 bounties and turn them in in a day, you have a 25% chance for an exotic bounty. I'm fucking dripping in them to the point where my bounty inventory is clogged and I burned all of them except for Invective and Pocket Infinity I burned the rest because I already had them. They laughed at me for using Thorn pre-patch. I laughed at their corpses If you do the raid At least VoG I haven't beaten Crotas yet, half due to me and friends being shit and none of us being able to coordinate our schedules you are guaranteed at least one weapon of Legendary or higher quality. First chest I got a gun out of was Suros Regime, a friend got only Ascendant materials the whole way through and walked away with Aetheons Epilogue. Next week he got a fucking Vex. Shit, I just got The Last Word from a Vanguard Roc strike the other week. Granted, it's of fucking course after I bought it from Xur, who people seem to forget about, but still a free Shard

While it is a cool world that you want to explore, I personally think it was limited by last gen. I had it on 360 originally before I moved to One, and you can see what happened. They limited themselves because they wanted to bring it to last gen as well, and that cost them. It's a shame too, since I like to explore places. But honestly I'm in it to sit on my couch and blast aliens while talking shit to my friends, and I got that

Personally I don't like PvP because, like all games, it suffers from the people who don't do story an only play PvP, min/maxing from the start of the game and getting to 30 off of Crucible gear drops

Nothing will ever come close to the glory that was Halo 3 multiplayer
User avatar #45 - subaqueousreach (01/21/2015) [-]
I have nothing wrong with grindy games, I've been playing World of Warcraft for years now and Diablo uses plenty of RNG, but the difference is, they make the game interesting to play through story and events and shit. Giving you a fun an interesting reason to do all the grindy shit.

After level 20, and even before it, Destiny lacks any really interesting ways to achieve anything. The formula for anything is basically; Go here, shoot some shit, then go here, shoot some more shit while Ghost takes an hour to open a door, then go here and shoot this big thing a bunch. Why? Well I don't even have the time to tell you why I can't tell you why.

There's nothing wrong with a grind so long as it is done properly, but Destiny in many peoples' opinions, did not do that properly.
#18 - Well I wouldn't really know about the whole poop thing, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Willing to wait 0
#22 - friendofaf (01/19/2015) [-]
Are you trying to tell me a member of your family was fascinated with poop?
#15 - To be fair there's lots of reasons people still live at home a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Willing to wait +3
#27 - anonexplains (01/19/2015) [-]
Dude no one should jugde you for living with your parents man. If one of my parents were diagnosed with cancer i woulh move in with them in an eye blink anyway hope your dad gonna pull trough
#16 - friendofaf (01/19/2015) [-]
No shit there are exceptions for all things. Just like how being a pedophile doesn't mean you want to touch kids. Just their poop.

Btw sorry 'bout your Dad m8
User avatar #18 - subaqueousreach (01/19/2015) [-]
Well I wouldn't really know about the whole poop thing, but thanks for your concern.

We're pretty sure he'll pull through though. Cancer is scary and all, but it's not like it's the most difficult thing we've dealt with as a family.
#22 - friendofaf (01/19/2015) [-]
Are you trying to tell me a member of your family was fascinated with poop?
#17 - friendofaf (01/19/2015) [-]
'Doesn't have to mean'* I should say
#14 - I just bought a new dish washing machine. 01/19/2015 on Willing to wait 0
#26 - I'm aware, I just don't like to believe that there are fat peo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on Dungeon and dragons storys 0
#27 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah totes, all them roasts, sugary teas and english breakfasts
#24 - Part of me doesn't believe you because you said stone and not …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Dungeon and dragons storys 0
#25 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
we weigh people in stone over hyure in engerland
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm aware, I just don't like to believe that there are fat people in England.
#27 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah totes, all them roasts, sugary teas and english breakfasts
#22 - The only thing dirty about me is my dick after a good romp wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Dungeon and dragons storys 0
#23 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
my dad weighs like 20 stone, you need to get some standards
User avatar #24 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
Part of me doesn't believe you because you said stone and not pounds. But regardless, I said I romped. I never said I liked the romp.
#25 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
we weigh people in stone over hyure in engerland
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm aware, I just don't like to believe that there are fat people in England.
#27 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah totes, all them roasts, sugary teas and english breakfasts
#20 - I've played D&D plenty of times and I've gotten laid plent…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Dungeon and dragons storys +3
#21 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
it is wrong to tell lies, you are a dirty child
User avatar #22 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
The only thing dirty about me is my dick after a good romp with your dad's rectum.
#23 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
my dad weighs like 20 stone, you need to get some standards
User avatar #24 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
Part of me doesn't believe you because you said stone and not pounds. But regardless, I said I romped. I never said I liked the romp.
#25 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
we weigh people in stone over hyure in engerland
User avatar #26 - subaqueousreach (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm aware, I just don't like to believe that there are fat people in England.
#27 - nakedclothes (01/18/2015) [-]
yeah totes, all them roasts, sugary teas and english breakfasts

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anonexplains (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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