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subaqueousreach

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Age: 25
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Consoles Owned: NES, SNES, Sega Genesis, GBA, DS , Wii, Wii U, Xbox, Xbox 360, PS2, PS3
Interests: Music, Video Games, Architechture
Date Signed Up:3/19/2012
Location:Canada
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#59 - But she's not watching, she's eavesdropping. Two totally diffe… 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... -2
#54 - Warn the world? She never mentioned his name or his looks, jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... 0
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#56 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
how is having free time to just do nothing but watch people pathetic? He by definition is pathetic, the other? wierd maybe, but definitly not pathetic.
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#59 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
But she's not watching, she's eavesdropping. Two totally different things.

People watching is just watching people go by and wondering what their lives are like or making up stupid stories in your head about interactions you see. You don't intently listen in on what they're talking about and blog about it.

So yes, her having the free time to do nothing but listen in on other people's conversations and make fun of them is pretty pathetic.
#47 - Except she's sitting there silently judging and broadcas…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... -2
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#51 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
if some guy went full fucking autist like that, i would to, because if your head is that far up your ass on a date, the world needs to be warned of you, unless he is doing it for a bet, than thats funny.
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#54 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
Warn the world? She never mentioned his name or his looks, just that she thinks he's a loser.

I'm not saying he's not a loser, I'm simply saying she's just as pathetic for having nothing better to do than sit and judge other people.
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#56 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
how is having free time to just do nothing but watch people pathetic? He by definition is pathetic, the other? wierd maybe, but definitly not pathetic.
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#59 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
But she's not watching, she's eavesdropping. Two totally different things.

People watching is just watching people go by and wondering what their lives are like or making up stupid stories in your head about interactions you see. You don't intently listen in on what they're talking about and blog about it.

So yes, her having the free time to do nothing but listen in on other people's conversations and make fun of them is pretty pathetic.
#19 - No one said you were wrong, I said people don't care. 01/07/2016 on Check +15
#58 - There's nothing wrong with appreciating someone who's good at … 01/07/2016 on As a man...this is pretty... 0
#16 - PC elitists are to gamers as hardcore vegans are to everyone. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Check +12
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#63 - retardedboss (01/07/2016) [-]
The difference being (most of the time) the PC master race people are joking. Unless you're actually trying to argue something asinine like 30fps>60fps they're mostly being facetious.
#113 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
They tried to make a subreddit for PC master race jokes, guess what happened? It turned into an actual circlejerk where people took it too far. So I'm gonna call bullshit, anyone getting tangled in the master race bs has a good chance of being serious, best to just ignore it altogether.
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#195 - retardedboss (01/08/2016) [-]
Well a subreddit and a one off joke are two very different things. Besides saying reddit ruined something with a circle-jerk is like saying a bear ruined something by mauling everyone. It's kinda what they do.
#17 - venomousvalentine (01/07/2016) [-]
Except we're right.
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#19 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
No one said you were wrong, I said people don't care.
#38 - >Sits in coffee shop, alone, listening in on someone else's…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... +5
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#40 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
or maybe its a lunch break, or it could be very well be a "fuck this, i want to watch people"

hell, i do it, i'll just sit own somewhere and eat something and just watch strangers live their life.
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#47 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
Except she's sitting there silently judging and broadcasting to the world how pathetic he is, while she's sitting there alone and eavesdropping on other people.

"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones"
-Some dude a long time ago

People watching is fine, she's being a creeper.
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#51 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
if some guy went full fucking autist like that, i would to, because if your head is that far up your ass on a date, the world needs to be warned of you, unless he is doing it for a bet, than thats funny.
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#54 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
Warn the world? She never mentioned his name or his looks, just that she thinks he's a loser.

I'm not saying he's not a loser, I'm simply saying she's just as pathetic for having nothing better to do than sit and judge other people.
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#56 - kiaserzerg (01/07/2016) [-]
how is having free time to just do nothing but watch people pathetic? He by definition is pathetic, the other? wierd maybe, but definitly not pathetic.
User avatar
#59 - subaqueousreach (01/07/2016) [-]
But she's not watching, she's eavesdropping. Two totally different things.

People watching is just watching people go by and wondering what their lives are like or making up stupid stories in your head about interactions you see. You don't intently listen in on what they're talking about and blog about it.

So yes, her having the free time to do nothing but listen in on other people's conversations and make fun of them is pretty pathetic.
#27 - Meh, after the mess that is single hit guy I've pretty much gi… 01/07/2016 on This is an outrage! 0
#27 - >Worst part is, two people liked it Maybe they kne… 01/07/2016 on Ford Focus +1
#100 - Neither is racist though. Wanting to date white people if your… 01/07/2016 on Neither is racist +1

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#12 - kolpster (11/11/2013) [-]
My most unrelated image.

I will marry you
#11 - SnacksJr ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]






You and your Hawkeye.
#10 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
do trolls even grow beards??

is that possible

someone should edit the troll's sprites to have beards

BEARDSTUCK
#9 - pinesol (11/27/2012) [-]
I like your avatar
#7 - thegreatgp (09/28/2012) [-]
'SuP Bro?
'SuP Bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - subaqueousreach (09/28/2012) [-]
Not a lot bud, just finished working graveyard shift and browsin' the web before I pass out.

Yourself?
User avatar #1 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Hey sorry for that asshole that replied to you on the feels channel. I had commented back before I checked his page and realised his account got banned in a sea of red thumbs, hah.
User avatar #2 to #1 - subaqueousreach (06/05/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't really remember the assholes I bump into on Funnyjunk. Mind linking me the specific comment so I might thank you properly? =P
User avatar #4 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
Disregard that entire thing, here it is:
/channel/feels/feels/yXzTGlK/
User avatar #5 to #4 - subaqueousreach (06/06/2012) [-]
Oh I remember that now, yeah thanks a bunch for standing up for me ^_^

I'm glad he got banned, we definitely need less people like that on the internet (and the world) in general, let alone Funnyjunk.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xxelmarcocfcxx (06/05/2012) [-]
All right, I can't find the exact link, but it was on the feels channel on a mother post, and you were explaining how your mother sent you and yoour brothers out to a back alley everytime you went somewhere, and he said it was too bad you were a brony. I replied to him saying just because he's a brony his emotional hardship doesn't matter, **** you. Something like that. Anyway that was before I clicked on his channel and found out he had been banned.
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