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Age: 20
Interests: Complaining, Stealing Cats
Date Signed Up:12/09/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
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User avatar #31 - cognosceteipsum (12/26/2014) [-]
#30 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#25 to #24 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
Thankyou presidentmoose
User avatar #26 to #25 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. subscribe
User avatar #27 to #26 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure Be my friend?
User avatar #28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Of course
User avatar #29 to #28 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
oh bby
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
honestly, not that good.

ive had a lot of problems lately with medicine and school too, personal fights between me and friends / family, but I've been out today walking for like 3 hours or something so that was something of an experience. ive been mostly practicing tf2 and guitar.

User avatar #9 to #8 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about that.

I've been alright really. I had a really ****** up Valentines day. But that's just a blurred memory now. I've also started a new exercise and healthy eating regime.
User avatar #10 to #9 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
ya shi thappens, wade through the **** or what nadastress said

let me guess: you were drunk?
huh, i see, i'm going to start that in a few, sounds good.
5:2? lhcf?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I was unbelievably drunk. I met someone and really hit it off. After an hour of drinking, talking, dancing, a bit of grinding and a but of smooching; I found out that they were a member of staff at my college.

So I went back to my friends and licked some cane toads. Tripped balls for a while and my friends nearly had sex on me.

I didn't really understand the last line of your comment.
User avatar #12 to #11 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh hahaha oh my God.. sorry about that.

Holy **** .

LCHF is what it was called
5:2 and them are diets
low carbon high fat
and the lchf is something like, eat some days and fast other days
User avatar #13 to #12 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
Ahh, I don't know much about working out and eating healthy. In all 19 years of my life I have never done either of them.

I'm just eating healthy food and doing the insanity workout.
User avatar #14 to #13 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Me neither, really

Insanity workout, eh. Interesting.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
It really leaves me sweating. I'm only six days into it and I've already bulked up a bit.
User avatar #16 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
that sounds great. I wanna try it then as soon as I can
User avatar #17 to #16 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I "acquired" it from the internet. You have to do it for sixty days.
User avatar #19 to #18 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
It's gonna be a challenge for me because I have real bad commitment issues,
User avatar #20 to #19 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
hmm yeah, I also have trouble with su ch things.

we're gonna make it brah
User avatar #21 to #20 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
If you do it, be sure to do before and after pictures. Just cuz.
User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that'd be cool,
User avatar #23 to #22 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm only really doing it so that I look more like a guy.

It's started to get ridiculous now with everyone mistaking me for a woman. I've had to cut my hair short and try to grow facial hair.
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Just gonna rape your profile.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
..My virgin profile..
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
All mine now, darlin'
If you're gay, sorry hunneh, you just got taken by a girl.
User avatar #4 to #3 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Why does everyone thing I'm gay..
User avatar #5 to #4 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
No, I was just presuming. I do that with all guys.
their reactions vary. ^^.
I'm curious, do you have a skype? hue. I wanna talk to someone and you have somehting in common with me and i wanna talk to you now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
No skype. Sorry.
User avatar #7 to #6 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Aww you suck.
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