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Gender: male
Age: 20
Interests: Complaining, Stealing Cats, Bertholdt Fubar
Date Signed Up:12/09/2012
Last Login:9/11/2014
Location:England
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#273626 - It didn't get very long because I kept trimming and shaping it… 06/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#273620 - It appears that whilst I growing a beard, I forgot how to shav…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #273643 - thechosentroll (06/08/2014) [-]
Just get an electric one. Easier, idiotproof and you'll save a fucking fortune on razors.
User avatar #273648 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
>1995+19
>Not shaving with a blunt, rusty machete

stay smooth, girly man.
#273625 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
I sympathize with you. I promised someone I'm meeting for a convention that they could stroke my beard (no homo tho) and I'm not looking to having to shave it off eventually when it gets irritating. My skin always feels weird as fuck for days.
User avatar #273628 - Darianvincent (06/08/2014) [-]
Once it gets past the one inch mark it's really no problem. Just keep your face hydrated and use a light shampoo or conditioner on it once or twice a week maybe more if you have hard water. Pls don't shave bb the beard will cry.
User avatar #273631 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
My beard gets really thick, really fast and I'm about to move to a swamp pretending to be a city (Baton Rouge) and in that kind of environment it gets uncomfortable no matter what I do.
User avatar #273636 - Darianvincent (06/08/2014) [-]
Beard oil, a kent comb any high quality comb that isn't molded plastic really , boar hair brush, mustache wax It's not just for styling it helps get it out of the way , these things are essential. Try out at least beard oil or Jojoba oil on your beard before you get rid of it.
User avatar #273637 - fargfive (06/08/2014) [-]
I'll try that this summer.
User avatar #273626 - stutterguy (06/08/2014) [-]
It didn't get very long because I kept trimming and shaping it, but hell was it annoying.

Had to comb cat hair out of it every morning.
#54 - I remember commenting on this with my old account and it got l… 06/08/2014 on You have come a long way 0
#44 - Dis tho.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/07/2014 on FucIc! +70
#169 - corgilover (06/07/2014) [-]
You dont understand how many of these gifs i have
What do these gifs mean
User avatar #193 - burdenedsoul (06/08/2014) [-]
woop woop

pull ova dat ass too fat
#194 - corgilover (06/08/2014) [-]
Your new profile pic awaits...
#127 - burdenedsoul (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #85 - existacne (06/07/2014) [-]
I'd still eat it.
User avatar #110 - frankhh (06/07/2014) [-]
No you wouldn't
User avatar #197 - existacne (06/11/2014) [-]
You don't how desperate I can be, pal.
#153 - ironsoul (06/07/2014) [-]
**ironsoul rolled image** he'll eat ANYTHING even this
#160 - ironsoul (06/07/2014) [-]
Every time i roll. Goddamned ponies.
#198 - existacne (06/11/2014) [-]
But it's not a bad thing after all, you know.
#16 - I also love how illiterate everyone is on Grindr. None of them…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on ReplyLAD +21
#23 - uzerc (06/07/2014) [-]
>how are you
>28
#13 - I don't have it because I like to do dudes. I literal… 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD +2
#11 - Not gonna deny it, I do shag guys every now and then. But I do…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD 0
#12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
Why the fuck didn't you say "Because i like dudes" when i asked you why? Making me look like a fool...
User avatar #13 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
I don't have it because I like to do dudes.

I literally have it to piss about.

The sex thing is just a bit of fun at the weekends.
#9 - Sometimes when I'm drunk I change the picture to one of myself…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD +2
#10 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
... Dude, have you ever considered the possibility you may be gay but are denying it to yourself and this is just a little way of dealing with it?

"If i were gay i could totally get a dude... But i'm not... So i wont... maybe..."

(Also, only related reaction i have. I recently lost most my image folder through dark magic or some shit. Its harsher than intended, i apologize)
User avatar #11 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
Not gonna deny it, I do shag guys every now and then. But I don't do it through Grindr, I stick to people I know.

I do prefer chicks more though.
#12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
Why the fuck didn't you say "Because i like dudes" when i asked you why? Making me look like a fool...
User avatar #13 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
I don't have it because I like to do dudes.

I literally have it to piss about.

The sex thing is just a bit of fun at the weekends.
#7 - I have it so that I can pretend to be Dawn French. I'…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD +1
#8 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
What a weird hobby you have sir.
#9 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
Sometimes when I'm drunk I change the picture to one of myself and people compliment me.

Feels good bro.
#10 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
... Dude, have you ever considered the possibility you may be gay but are denying it to yourself and this is just a little way of dealing with it?

"If i were gay i could totally get a dude... But i'm not... So i wont... maybe..."

(Also, only related reaction i have. I recently lost most my image folder through dark magic or some shit. Its harsher than intended, i apologize)
User avatar #11 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
Not gonna deny it, I do shag guys every now and then. But I don't do it through Grindr, I stick to people I know.

I do prefer chicks more though.
#12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
Why the fuck didn't you say "Because i like dudes" when i asked you why? Making me look like a fool...
User avatar #13 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
I don't have it because I like to do dudes.

I literally have it to piss about.

The sex thing is just a bit of fun at the weekends.
#4 - She's not my type. 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD +1
#2 - I downloaded Grindr as a joke and people kept asking for pictu…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/06/2014 on ReplyLAD +6
#14 - niblic (06/06/2014) [-]
I fucking love this!
#16 - stutterguy (06/07/2014) [-]
I also love how illiterate everyone is on Grindr. None of them know how to read.
#23 - uzerc (06/07/2014) [-]
>how are you
>28
#6 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
I googled what Grindr was. I hope you're fucking happy. I now have "What is Grindr" on my search history. Why would you even download something like that even if you were gay?!
#18 - gandr (06/07/2014) [-]
Grindr is the shit. I am not big on dating, but also love sex so grindr ^^;
#19 - gandr (06/07/2014) [-]
I should also add I have never paid for sex. Just use it for hook ups
User avatar #7 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
I have it so that I can pretend to be Dawn French.

I'm guessing other people have it to fuck.
#8 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
What a weird hobby you have sir.
#9 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
Sometimes when I'm drunk I change the picture to one of myself and people compliment me.

Feels good bro.
#10 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
... Dude, have you ever considered the possibility you may be gay but are denying it to yourself and this is just a little way of dealing with it?

"If i were gay i could totally get a dude... But i'm not... So i wont... maybe..."

(Also, only related reaction i have. I recently lost most my image folder through dark magic or some shit. Its harsher than intended, i apologize)
User avatar #11 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
Not gonna deny it, I do shag guys every now and then. But I don't do it through Grindr, I stick to people I know.

I do prefer chicks more though.
#12 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (06/06/2014) [-]
Why the fuck didn't you say "Because i like dudes" when i asked you why? Making me look like a fool...
User avatar #13 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
I don't have it because I like to do dudes.

I literally have it to piss about.

The sex thing is just a bit of fun at the weekends.
#3 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
She kind of is, though...
#4 - stutterguy (06/06/2014) [-]
She's not my type.
#948 - **stutterguy rolled image ** hawt. 06/06/2014 on Your new penis 0
#1249 - **stutterguy rolled image ** sev meh pls. 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#41 - I like chocolate milk, but I have to admit; that chocolate mil… 06/01/2014 on What did he expect? +5
#289 - **stutterguy rolled image ** Time to lube up. 06/01/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#3 - Picture 05/31/2014 on At least she's hot +1
#21 - I'm not really a pro at funnyjunk, and I don't even know what …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk Hand modelling... +1
User avatar #24 - europe (05/31/2014) [-]
Some hand reading garbage
#19 - Ooh do me! Do me!  [+] (8 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk Hand modelling... +5
#100 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
fag
#57 - scuttle (06/01/2014) [-]
Your fingers are long. like nigga those things are loooooooooooooooong
User avatar #54 - rhc (06/01/2014) [-]
pianist
#31 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
chronic masturbator
User avatar #22 - tumblrball (05/31/2014) [-]
you hand does you all the time anyways
#20 - thenewneone (05/31/2014) [-]
Lack of love Line, so I have to say perfessional funnyjunkier.
If you believe in that shit
#21 - stutterguy (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm not really a pro at funnyjunk, and I don't even know what a loveline is.
User avatar #24 - europe (05/31/2014) [-]
Some hand reading garbage
#13 - Picture 05/31/2014 on White lego +3
#71 - Feta cheese ravioli. I'm on your level.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Thats a big.. oh my god. +11
User avatar #72 - charagrin (05/31/2014) [-]
Good man, good man.
#7 - I complain whilst queuing. 05/31/2014 on Long, but worth it 0
#20 - I got dared to do this when I was drunk... and I swallowed it.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on fucknose +2
User avatar #26 - jdeezifer (05/30/2014) [-]
mexican drug mules have known this for decades
#4 - This makes me feel a little queasy. 05/29/2014 on Wut 0
#584 - So I'm getting tag teamed by Lebron James and Lebron James. 05/29/2014 on Roll Your Rapist +1
#581 - **stutterguy rolled image ** please be gentle.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Roll Your Rapist 0
#584 - stutterguy (05/29/2014) [-]
So I'm getting tag teamed by Lebron James and Lebron James.
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#30 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#25 to #24 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
Thankyou presidentmoose
User avatar #26 to #25 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. subscribe
User avatar #27 to #26 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure Be my friend?
User avatar #28 to #27 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Of course
User avatar #29 to #28 - stutterguy (06/24/2014) [-]
oh bby
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
honestly, not that good.

ive had a lot of problems lately with medicine and school too, personal fights between me and friends / family, but I've been out today walking for like 3 hours or something so that was something of an experience. ive been mostly practicing tf2 and guitar.

you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about that.

I've been alright really. I had a really ****** up Valentines day. But that's just a blurred memory now. I've also started a new exercise and healthy eating regime.
User avatar #10 to #9 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
ya shi thappens, wade through the **** or what nadastress said

let me guess: you were drunk?
huh, i see, i'm going to start that in a few, sounds good.
5:2? lhcf?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I was unbelievably drunk. I met someone and really hit it off. After an hour of drinking, talking, dancing, a bit of grinding and a but of smooching; I found out that they were a member of staff at my college.

So I went back to my friends and licked some cane toads. Tripped balls for a while and my friends nearly had sex on me.

I didn't really understand the last line of your comment.
User avatar #12 to #11 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh hahaha oh my God.. sorry about that.

Holy **** .

LCHF is what it was called
5:2 and them are diets
low carbon high fat
and the lchf is something like, eat some days and fast other days
User avatar #13 to #12 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
Ahh, I don't know much about working out and eating healthy. In all 19 years of my life I have never done either of them.

I'm just eating healthy food and doing the insanity workout.
User avatar #14 to #13 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Me neither, really

Insanity workout, eh. Interesting.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
It really leaves me sweating. I'm only six days into it and I've already bulked up a bit.
User avatar #16 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
that sounds great. I wanna try it then as soon as I can
User avatar #17 to #16 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I "acquired" it from the internet. You have to do it for sixty days.
User avatar #19 to #18 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
It's gonna be a challenge for me because I have real bad commitment issues,
User avatar #20 to #19 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
hmm yeah, I also have trouble with su ch things.

we're gonna make it brah
User avatar #21 to #20 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
If you do it, be sure to do before and after pictures. Just cuz.
User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that'd be cool,
User avatar #23 to #22 - stutterguy (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm only really doing it so that I look more like a guy.

It's started to get ridiculous now with everyone mistaking me for a woman. I've had to cut my hair short and try to grow facial hair.
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Just gonna rape your profile.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
..My virgin profile..
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
All mine now, darlin'
If you're gay, sorry hunneh, you just got taken by a girl.
User avatar #4 to #3 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
Why does everyone thing I'm gay..
User avatar #5 to #4 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
No, I was just presuming. I do that with all guys.
their reactions vary. ^^.
I'm curious, do you have a skype? hue. I wanna talk to someone and you have somehting in common with me and i wanna talk to you now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - stutterguy (06/08/2013) [-]
No skype. Sorry.
User avatar #7 to #6 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Aww you suck.
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