stutterguy

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Date Signed Up:12/09/2012
Last Login:1/25/2015
Location:England
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#2842 - Thankyou?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #2843 - pandacore (11/19/2014) [-]
It's a good thing
User avatar #2847 - stutterguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Ah right.

Thankyou.
#2751 - I'm trying to look fun, but you can see the regret of this pos…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +1
User avatar #2839 - pandacore (11/19/2014) [-]
You look like the lead singer of nothing more but with blond hair
User avatar #2842 - stutterguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Thankyou?
User avatar #2843 - pandacore (11/19/2014) [-]
It's a good thing
User avatar #2847 - stutterguy (11/19/2014) [-]
Ah right.

Thankyou.
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Five Nights at Freddy's 2... +9
User avatar #27 - pokemanaphy (11/16/2014) [-]
This. Sorry I tried finding it.
#38 - Giraffes that are too tall die from dehydration. Also… 11/13/2014 on #rood 0
#2801 - Yeah.. one of the main people relying in me is my sister who h… 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#2786 - I'm slowly telling people to **** off. But in a n…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2793 - megathen (11/13/2014) [-]
If it helps, the way I get rid of shitty people is slow, but effective. I spend less and less time with them and talk to them less. I give them curt replies if needed, and eventually they get tired of talking to a robot, so they leave on their own.
User avatar #2801 - stutterguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah.. one of the main people relying in me is my sister who has just had a baby with her husband who has just become wheel chair bound. Can't tell them to get fucked, but I'm slowly losing others.
#2758 - 20 Animal Management Student I feel like people a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2779 - megathen (11/13/2014) [-]
Fuck those people. Live for yourself, m8; maximum happiness. Living for yourself doesn't have to involve seclusion, either. If it makes you happy to make other people happy, do it within a proper boundary.
User avatar #2786 - stutterguy (11/13/2014) [-]
I'm slowly telling people to fuck off. But in a nice way.. I'm saying please.
User avatar #2793 - megathen (11/13/2014) [-]
If it helps, the way I get rid of shitty people is slow, but effective. I spend less and less time with them and talk to them less. I give them curt replies if needed, and eventually they get tired of talking to a robot, so they leave on their own.
User avatar #2801 - stutterguy (11/13/2014) [-]
Yeah.. one of the main people relying in me is my sister who has just had a baby with her husband who has just become wheel chair bound. Can't tell them to get fucked, but I'm slowly losing others.
#1581 - it's sexy. 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#1580 - **stutterguy rolled image ** Is it sexy?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
User avatar #1581 - stutterguy (11/12/2014) [-]
it's sexy.
#3 - Theres something really weird about the ********** … 10/25/2014 on Kids 0
#15 - The Tumblr Express. 10/22/2014 on the little enginge that... +2
#90 - Ahh yes, I want a film that didn't live up to expectations. 10/11/2014 on Mirror of erised 0
#89 - **stutterguy rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Mirror of erised 0
User avatar #90 - stutterguy (10/11/2014) [-]
Ahh yes, I want a film that didn't live up to expectations.
#324772 - I'd been on a date with them and had recently done the jiggy jiggy. 09/30/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#324611 - Ignore how badly structured that is. 09/29/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#324610 - I stayed at someones house over the weekend and it turns out t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#324707 - anonymous (09/30/2014) [-]
why would you sleep naked at a friends house.
User avatar #324772 - stutterguy (09/30/2014) [-]
I'd been on a date with them and had recently done the jiggy jiggy.
User avatar #324615 - themanwithnoplan (09/29/2014) [-]
I too know the feel about being allergic to a specific detergent.

It fucking sucks to find out person X uses the detergent.
User avatar #324611 - stutterguy (09/29/2014) [-]
Ignore how badly structured that is.
#132 - Ergh.. 09/29/2014 on Autism +4
#3257 - I don't know whether we're talking Sean of the Dead or Day Z… 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#3217 - Im ****** .  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
User avatar #3236 - toiletpapermelon (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually you aren't fucked, only 10 year olds can get infected and it's not like you can't easily fight off a bunch of half-dead 10 year olds.
User avatar #3257 - stutterguy (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know whether we're talking Sean of the Dead or Day Z zombies here.
#3216 - **stutterguy rolled image ** Am I ****** ?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
User avatar #3217 - stutterguy (07/03/2014) [-]
Im fucked.
User avatar #3236 - toiletpapermelon (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually you aren't fucked, only 10 year olds can get infected and it's not like you can't easily fight off a bunch of half-dead 10 year olds.
User avatar #3257 - stutterguy (07/03/2014) [-]
I don't know whether we're talking Sean of the Dead or Day Z zombies here.
#279 - If your stuck on something nice to say, my display picture is me. 06/30/2014 on Post below and I'll say... 0
#2978 - **stutterguy rolled user nadam ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#975 - I should really try harder. 06/30/2014 on Loser Bingo 0
#1170 - I just don't like the though of the consistency. 06/27/2014 on Would you? 0
#434 - Male and Yeah, but I don't think I'd finish in my own mouth..  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#454 - underthetable (06/26/2014) [-]
why not you don't like to recycle?
User avatar #1170 - stutterguy (06/27/2014) [-]
I just don't like the though of the consistency.
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User avatar #31 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
#30 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 to #24 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Thankyou presidentmoose
User avatar #26 to #25 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. subscribe
User avatar #27 to #26 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure Be my friend?
User avatar #28 to #27 - presidentmoose ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Of course
User avatar #29 to #28 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
oh bby
User avatar #8 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
honestly, not that good.

ive had a lot of problems lately with medicine and school too, personal fights between me and friends / family, but I've been out today walking for like 3 hours or something so that was something of an experience. ive been mostly practicing tf2 and guitar.

you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about that.

I've been alright really. I had a really ****** up Valentines day. But that's just a blurred memory now. I've also started a new exercise and healthy eating regime.
User avatar #10 to #9 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
ya shi thappens, wade through the **** or what nadastress said

let me guess: you were drunk?
huh, i see, i'm going to start that in a few, sounds good.
5:2? lhcf?
User avatar #11 to #10 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I was unbelievably drunk. I met someone and really hit it off. After an hour of drinking, talking, dancing, a bit of grinding and a but of smooching; I found out that they were a member of staff at my college.

So I went back to my friends and licked some cane toads. Tripped balls for a while and my friends nearly had sex on me.

I didn't really understand the last line of your comment.
User avatar #12 to #11 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh hahaha oh my God.. sorry about that.

Holy **** .

LCHF is what it was called
5:2 and them are diets
low carbon high fat
and the lchf is something like, eat some days and fast other days
User avatar #13 to #12 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Ahh, I don't know much about working out and eating healthy. In all 19 years of my life I have never done either of them.

I'm just eating healthy food and doing the insanity workout.
User avatar #14 to #13 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Me neither, really

Insanity workout, eh. Interesting.
User avatar #15 to #14 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
It really leaves me sweating. I'm only six days into it and I've already bulked up a bit.
User avatar #16 to #15 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
that sounds great. I wanna try it then as soon as I can
User avatar #17 to #16 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I "acquired" it from the internet. You have to do it for sixty days.
User avatar #19 to #18 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
It's gonna be a challenge for me because I have real bad commitment issues,
User avatar #20 to #19 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
hmm yeah, I also have trouble with su ch things.

we're gonna make it brah
User avatar #21 to #20 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
If you do it, be sure to do before and after pictures. Just cuz.
User avatar #22 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (02/18/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that'd be cool,
User avatar #23 to #22 - stutterguy ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
I'm only really doing it so that I look more like a guy.

It's started to get ridiculous now with everyone mistaking me for a woman. I've had to cut my hair short and try to grow facial hair.
User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Just gonna rape your profile.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
..My virgin profile..
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
All mine now, darlin'
If you're gay, sorry hunneh, you just got taken by a girl.
User avatar #4 to #3 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Why does everyone thing I'm gay..
User avatar #5 to #4 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
No, I was just presuming. I do that with all guys.
their reactions vary. ^^.
I'm curious, do you have a skype? hue. I wanna talk to someone and you have somehting in common with me and i wanna talk to you now.
User avatar #6 to #5 - stutterguy ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
No skype. Sorry.
User avatar #7 to #6 - amissingmouse (06/08/2013) [-]
Aww you suck.
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