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#5 - Looks like a duster.  [+] (3 replies) 08/01/2016 on Eggsellent Pokemon design +33
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#27 - hellschwarz (08/02/2016) [-]
Who is that and is there porn?
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#28 - stutterguy (08/02/2016) [-]
Sorry, just a stock photo I found on Google.
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#37 - hellschwarz (08/02/2016) [-]
I... I am not disapointed or anything... :'(
#1 - The dinosaur one reminds me of a girl on my Facebook who posts…  [+] (9 replies) 08/01/2016 on Random Crap Comp +34
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#12 - catburglarpenis (08/02/2016) [-]
You get a huge bonus to your AC post mortem
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#9 - buttkickerboy (08/02/2016) [-]
she did technically miss her
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#5 - majestispaceduck (08/02/2016) [-]
I know not everyone mournes the same way, but my close friend killed herself 6 years ago, today is her birthday i just sat and dealt with that fact silently till now.
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#3 - thickpeepee (08/02/2016) [-]
Hey now, I have an ancestor from Northern Germany who died 1300 years ago and I cannot describe how much sadness it brings me that I can't see him anymore. I miss my great x40(or so) Grandpa so much.
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#6 - civilizedwasteland (08/02/2016) [-]
where in north germany or was that a joke?
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#7 - thickpeepee (08/02/2016) [-]
The Mainland Saxons.
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#8 - civilizedwasteland (08/02/2016) [-]
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#2 - naruske (08/01/2016) [-]
Hey now, I have a dead sister before I was born. I also miss her. I cannot comprehend how much my life would be different with her around and how much more I would've known.
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#4 - arandomanon (08/02/2016) [-]
Same here, my brother died before I was born and I didn't get to know him. I probably wouldn't be around here if he was still alive, though.
#5 - Two girls we're really going at it in the pub once tongue…  [+] (6 replies) 07/05/2016 on Practice What You Preach +68
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#59 - ayumu (07/06/2016) [-]
You and your boyfriend are BOTH gay?
Here i assumed it was just you.
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#116 - stutterguy (07/07/2016) [-]
Thought I'd just clear that up. There was that awkward period of time where we were both straight, but we kept forgetting to say "No homo".
#22 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
Nah, you're just really good bros
#55 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous rolled user plataeiou ** thanks for being there, thanks for being gay
#15 - theruinedsage (07/05/2016) [-]
I'm quite the detective
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#9 - YoursTruley (07/05/2016) [-]
shoulda kissed you bf then looked back over at them
#22 - Carry a knife in public is already illegal in England, unless …  [+] (6 replies) 06/23/2016 on Gun ban +4
#79 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
I carry a multi tool with a knife ever since I was mugged last attempt had them run away due me being armed with that thing sorry about your mate dieing due to that bu would say same with him being crushed by a car ? I highly doubt that
#25 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
They're trying to copy a strategy used in the U.S. where you can surrender any and all kinds of firearms, anonymously, and usually with some kind of incentive to boot. Its a good way for people to get rid of spare guns and/or guns that aren't registered.

As for why its moronic to carry a knife in the same paragraph as the one where you explain how your friend was stabbed to death seems, well... moronic. At the very least it doesn't make sense.
#33 - imashitbricks (06/24/2016) [-]

"Guns that aren't registered" None of my guns are registered and I'll be dead in the ground before they get anywhere near being registered. If you register your gun than the police will know who's door to kick down first. You should never register your guns ffs
#46 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
>implying you are going to kill anyone
stfu edglored
#66 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
>implying you have a brain
Sterilize yourself.
#32 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
"Its a good way for people to get rid of spare guns and/or guns that aren't registered." Register? I buy none registered only. Easy when so many people get their weapons stolen.
#4 - Too soon?  [+] (2 replies) 06/19/2016 on Awww..? +1
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#5 - mobilebull (06/19/2016) [-]
I don't get it
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#6 - emukae (06/20/2016) [-]
kid got eaten by alligator in Disney waters