Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/09/2012
Last Login:7/28/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9017
Highest Content Rank:#2285
Highest Comment Rank:#2016
Content Thumbs: 1156 total,  1279 ,  123
Comment Thumbs: 3702 total,  3810 ,  108
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 92 Content: Srs Business → Level 93 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:69741
Times Content Favorited:26 times
Total Comments Made:1451
FJ Points:3699

latest user's comments

#9 - Where I am at the moment, Valor and Mystic seem equally matche… 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +1
#116 - Thought I'd just clear that up. There was that awkward period … 07/07/2016 on Practice What You Preach 0
#5 - Two girls we're really going at it in the pub once tongue…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Practice What You Preach +68
User avatar
#59 - ayumu (07/06/2016) [-]
You and your boyfriend are BOTH gay?
Here i assumed it was just you.
User avatar
#116 - stutterguy (07/07/2016) [-]
Thought I'd just clear that up. There was that awkward period of time where we were both straight, but we kept forgetting to say "No homo".
#22 - anon (07/05/2016) [-]
Nah, you're just really good bros
#55 - anon (07/06/2016) [-]
**anonymous rolled user plataeiou ** thanks for being there, thanks for being gay
#15 - theruinedsage (07/05/2016) [-]
I'm quite the detective
User avatar
#9 - YoursTruley (07/05/2016) [-]
shoulda kissed you bf then looked back over at them
#22 - Carry a knife in public is already illegal in England, unless …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/23/2016 on Gun ban +4
#79 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
I carry a multi tool with a knife ever since I was mugged last attempt had them run away due me being armed with that thing sorry about your mate dieing due to that bu would say same with him being crushed by a car ? I highly doubt that
#27 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
Yes if only your friend had some sort of device he could use to defend himself.

Oh well!
User avatar
#87 - anacondadont (06/24/2016) [-]
theres a statistic somewhere that suggests that you're more likely to get stabbed if you carry a knife, but i think thats because the kinda people who carry knives are the kinda people to get into knife fights
#25 - anon (06/23/2016) [-]
They're trying to copy a strategy used in the U.S. where you can surrender any and all kinds of firearms, anonymously, and usually with some kind of incentive to boot. Its a good way for people to get rid of spare guns and/or guns that aren't registered.

As for why its moronic to carry a knife in the same paragraph as the one where you explain how your friend was stabbed to death seems, well... moronic. At the very least it doesn't make sense.
#33 - imashitbricks (06/24/2016) [-]

"Guns that aren't registered" None of my guns are registered and I'll be dead in the ground before they get anywhere near being registered. If you register your gun than the police will know who's door to kick down first. You should never register your guns ffs
#46 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
>implying you are going to kill anyone
stfu edglored
#66 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
>implying you have a brain
Sterilize yourself.
#32 - anon (06/24/2016) [-]
"Its a good way for people to get rid of spare guns and/or guns that aren't registered." Register? I buy none registered only. Easy when so many people get their weapons stolen.
#9 - Is that Tiny Tim? 06/23/2016 on To catch a predator 0
#4 - Too soon?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Awww..? +1
User avatar
#5 - mobilebull (06/19/2016) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar
#6 - emukae (06/20/2016) [-]
kid got eaten by alligator in Disney waters
#565 - Probably not the best picture because it's not got my whole fa… 06/15/2016 on Hottest Guys Of FJ Submissions 0
#106 - Does anyone know the song for the guy getting slingshotted int… 06/06/2016 on Random shit on my phone 57 0
#1582 - **stutterguy used "*roll picture*"** **stutterguy rolled image ** 05/30/2016 on ROLL for your sexuality 0
#12 - I miss getting banter on Grindr. 05/23/2016 on ey 0