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#41 - yeah and not ever arab bombed by usa had any kind of weapon ne… 01/02/2016 on Dogs 0
#19 - dont forget usa bombing arab civilians and calling them 'colla…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on Dogs +6
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#21 - battletechmech (01/01/2016) [-]
we were talking about Japan, but lets not forget that the difference between a dead civilian and a dead terrorist is whether or not a gun is around them when they died.
#41 - sturmgewehr (01/02/2016) [-]
yeah and not ever arab bombed by usa had any kind of weapon nearby

usa has made a point of shooting through civvies if it means they hit one terrorist doing so
#5 - Maleficent snow white and the huntsman fury  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2015 on More Joshlol Than Joshlol 0
#6 - karvarausku (12/26/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** Good movies.
#4 - a silver medal 12/26/2015 on More Joshlol Than Joshlol 0
#137 - well since they cant aim for **** with lasers... pick a… 12/18/2015 on [insert pun here] 0
#50 - an evil black guy leading a bunch of white soldiers who are st…  [+] (19 new replies) 12/14/2015 on [insert pun here] +5
#96 - stonetomcat (12/14/2015) [-]
Well if you think about it, they'd be stupid not to do it. After all, he can kill people just by willing it. He could decimate a planet with a single finger Until the engineers made a gigantic fucking hole in it.

Also why the shit would you go through the trench? Is it ever explained why you can't just go in from above?
#98 - ninjabadger (12/14/2015) [-]
They did it to avoid fire from the ship, since most of the turrets were located in a higher plane and could not fire into the "trench" as you call it (without causing damage to the ship at least, most couldn't even get a good angle on it).

There was a a tactical reason for it. It's also less likely to be taken out by hostile craft, since they can only come at you from certain angles (or even see you for that matter). Less maneuverability yes, but less angles to be engaged from and less crafts that can effectively give chase). It was a calculated risk if you will.

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#128 - stonetomcat (12/15/2015) [-]
Ah. My only question now is why did they make the exhaust vent so huge? They must've known someone would've pulled something eventually, especially after they found out Luke Skywalker was kicking ass.

At least put some chain-link fences down there or something.
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#129 - ninjabadger (12/15/2015) [-]
The fences thing would be incredibly important to put in not only for assault defense, but also so that no debris in space could cause damage to the ships internal structure/core.

That's all they needed really, particularly reinforced bars would've been superb. Multi faceting them (a few layers a few feet apart in different patterns) would all but neutralize any chance of something like a plasma bomb getting inside without detonating first.

As for the size well, for a ship of that magnitude they would need large exhausts. I feel there were more, or rather had to be more, for that ship to function properly. Unless it had tanks inside to hold exhaust temporarily for processing and dispersal.

TLDR the architects did a terrible job with the star, 5/10.
#130 - stonetomcat (12/15/2015) [-]
If I were the architect, I'd put thousands or more man-sized vents. No ships get in, and you still get rid of heat. Have the vents curve at 90 degree angles often, too. Perhaps add some blast doors. Anything to keep the obvious from happening.
I love Star Wars, but the Death Star was retarded in so many ways if you think about it.
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#131 - ninjabadger (12/15/2015) [-]
Couldn't agree more.
#110 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
what are you guys talking about exactly
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#116 - thesirofponies (12/15/2015) [-]
The Rebel assault on Death Star 1,and why they attacked through a trench than from above
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#87 - ljxjlos (12/14/2015) [-]
>implying obumbo wasn´t the best president in a while
#93 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
>Implying he wasn't the worst since Carter
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#57 - highkingtorygg (12/14/2015) [-]
that one storm trooper blatantly holding a MG34
#137 - sturmgewehr (12/18/2015) [-]
well since they cant aim for shit with lasers... pick a spray and pray
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#94 - huntergriff (12/14/2015) [-]
That's...mostly due to the fact that the most of the guns in star wars are based on real weapons.
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#92 - aidnyan (12/14/2015) [-]
what about the other stormtroopers holding Sterling L2A3's with folded stocks
#68 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
thats becasue that was actually in the movie albiet it is a type of heavy blaster rifle. you can see the sandtroopers on tatooine holding them. Many of the props and blasters in starwars are repurposed surplus from world war 2.
#67 - stubbyftw (12/14/2015) [-]
Whoops forgot the picture.
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#66 - stubbyftw (12/14/2015) [-]
Excuse you, DLT - 19 Heavy Blaster
#52 - sacrilegious (12/14/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure minorities are overrepresented in the American military.
#86 - turbanmasher (12/14/2015) [-]
You mean operation human shield.
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