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Gender: male
Age: 41
Date Signed Up:8/14/2012
Last Login:9/29/2014
Location:ponyville
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Content Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 204 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:3
Content Views:494483
Times Content Favorited:665 times
Total Comments Made:275
FJ Points:1561
Favorite Tags: Naked (3) | potato (2)
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#126 - not sure if i can fap to this.................................… 12/27/2012 on banana 0
#121 - any longer and she could of been in a sticky situation 12/27/2012 on Camouflage +13
#75 - weed costs more than saffron, just sayin. 12/26/2012 on Most Expensive Material -1
#54 - i never wanted these feels 12/25/2012 on Awwwww....I love happy... +2
#4 - Comment deleted 12/23/2012 on meth 0
#6 - yeah its called look at the front page 12/22/2012 on Windows +3
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on meth 0
#3 - leeofbacup Comment deleted by sturdywrist
#4 - sturdywrist Comment deleted by sturdywrist
#282 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2012 on 2099 -9
#288 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Ignorant nigger
#289 - christinanoelle (12/22/2012) [-]
Yesterday was all hugs and kisses on FunnyJunk.
And today everybody's especially hateful.
What happened..?

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER?
#292 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Fuck you pussy-faggot cocksucker
#295 - christinanoelle (12/22/2012) [-]
Haven't laughed out loud on FJ in a while.
Thanks man c:
#298 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Hey, Im trying my best
#277 - pc- people who actually buy a real computer that has a lot mor…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2012 on 2099 +12
#307 - heartlessrobot (12/22/2012) [-]
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PC- People who like PC
Mac- People who like Mac
#309 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
#310 - heartlessrobot (12/22/2012) [-]
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#312 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
fag
#281 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Acts intelligent,misspells possibilities
#282 - sturdywrist (12/22/2012) [-]
#288 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Ignorant nigger
#289 - christinanoelle (12/22/2012) [-]
Yesterday was all hugs and kisses on FunnyJunk.
And today everybody's especially hateful.
What happened..?

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER?
#292 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Fuck you pussy-faggot cocksucker
#295 - christinanoelle (12/22/2012) [-]
Haven't laughed out loud on FJ in a while.
Thanks man c:
#298 - mr skeltal (12/22/2012) [-]
Hey, Im trying my best
#379 - You seem straight bro here's a pic of my meth lab, perhaps we … 12/15/2012 on U srs? +1
#18 - Picture 12/06/2012 on This guy gets it... +11
#294 - Picture 12/02/2012 on High five 0
#35 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Mama mama maaaa Mama mama... +15
#153 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Best Party Ever +15
#9 - Ive only seen this like 50 times. 12/01/2012 on but dad... +1
#58 - Picture 11/30/2012 on Good Guy Pixar +4
#16 - Comment deleted 11/27/2012 on try it 0
#2 - Picture 11/25/2012 on Tricking FJ that your... +21
#1 - Picture 11/25/2012 on Those Meddling Kids +1
#33 - well you should,,,,,,,,, OR else 11/25/2012 on troll -1
#27 - pinkie pie has siblings........ do you even MLP  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on troll 0
#28 - doctorlean has deleted their comment.
#33 - sturdywrist (11/25/2012) [-]
well you should,,,,,,,,, OR else
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Being smooth as... 0
#3 - codyxvasco Comment deleted by sturdywrist
#76 - those are some great new york boobs  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2012 on Well Then +16
#114 - mrblueftw (10/29/2012) [-]
oh god i love dave chappelle
User avatar #84 - megusters (10/29/2012) [-]
She's actually hispanic.
User avatar #111 - mrblueftw (10/29/2012) [-]
implying there isnt a hispanic in newyourk. but yeah shes actually mexican.
User avatar #164 - monotuei (10/29/2012) [-]
She's Spanish, specifically catalonian.
User avatar #441 - mrblueftw (10/30/2012) [-]
Really? i thought she was mexican. they both speak spanish anyway though :l
#154 - Now I have seen some **** . 10/27/2012 on NOPE! 0
#63 - These feels man, these feels. 10/27/2012 on I Never Asked For These Feels 0
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#1 - samuraijesus (08/16/2012) [-]
**samuraijesus rolled a random comment #103 posted by MisfitsFan at Helping the children ** :
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#2 to #1 - MisfitsFan (08/16/2012) [-]
That looks like me!
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