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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: TheRelaxingHarm
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: BF3, CoD, Minecraft, Far Cry, The Walking Dead, The Last Of Us
X-box Gamertag: IllShowYouHarm
PSN: RelaxingHarm
Interests: Anything with a Clit
Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Michigan
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#25191
Highest Content Rank:#163
Highest Comment Rank:#4831
Content Thumbs: 30108 total,  33410 ,  3302
Comment Thumbs: 1115 total,  1907 ,  792
Content Level Progress: 0.2% (2/1000)
Level 226 Content: Mind Blower → Level 227 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 207 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:5
Content Views:1345172
Times Content Favorited:1507 times
Total Comments Made:893
FJ Points:4548
Hey, I'm StupidUndeadZombie. I started at Funnyjunk at about 2005. Back then it was the famous Green FJ we all know and love. There was, "Bitch stole my fish." "Assassin Cat" and Flash Games. Damn, I loved those games. At this point I could tell FJ would be a big part of my life. And it is. I didnt make an account until 2011. After many fails with making accounts and getting banned due to my horrid attempts to get thumbs, I decided to stop, and made this as my profile. TL;DR, I love FJ.

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#120 - I know a chick named Corena Osborn. Shes 14, and she keeps mak…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2014 on burn in hell misogynist cis... +1
#167 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2014) [-]
She's 14. She doesn't know shit about anything yet. Logic won't do anything; she can't understand logic.
#132 - alimais (05/29/2014) [-]
Pull this shit off
#128 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2014) [-]
her profile is private. can't see statuses
User avatar #130 - stupidundeadzombie (05/29/2014) [-]
Send her a message saying you know her.
User avatar #121 - tehbestever (05/29/2014) [-]
feminists just like to generalize

you can never win since it's culturally common to be considered a misogynist if you disagree with how a feminist sees how the world should be

if you disagree and you're in public, people usually look at you with a face that looks down on you until you explain why you disagree and even then you still stay with that impression.
User avatar #123 - stupidundeadzombie (05/29/2014) [-]
Exactly. I told her I didn't hate Feminism, but she should see how woman are treated in Saudi Arabia, then complain.

Still, I believe both men and woman should have rights. All she does is focus on the flaws and fallacies of one gender, but not the other.
User avatar #125 - tehbestever (05/29/2014) [-]
I dislike feminism because the way it is now, it's just an internet hate machine and it's also becoming something about not equality but making society a matriarchy instead of a patriarchy

If you want equality, be a humanist
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (05/29/2014) [-]
That's what I am.
#3 - HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD HAHAHAHAH  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2014 on China -4
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/29/2014) [-]
It was funny, but it was not that funny.....tumblrfag
#51 - stupidundeadzombie (05/29/2014) [-]
It was kinda funny.
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/30/2014) [-]
yes...funny. but not that funny.
User avatar #99 - stupidundeadzombie (05/30/2014) [-]
I dunno, man. It was quite good, if I do say so myself.
#38 - Not as old as mine 05/29/2014 on fucking christ dude (not me) 0
#10 - You didn't. Just a faggot says, "jokeexplain plz" … 04/19/2014 on Saturdays +4
#63287 - Christmas is a pagan holiday that Christians took to make their own. 04/19/2014 on Religion Board +1
#9 - Show me where I said I made this?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Skyrim 0
#20 - sushirustle (04/19/2014) [-]
show me where he he said you said you made this?
#10 - ohsopainful (04/19/2014) [-]
never said you made it, I'm saying you reposted it.
User avatar #15 - ottoboys (04/19/2014) [-]
seems kinda stupid everyone who has seen it knows it and everyone who hasn't doesn't care.
User avatar #17 - regularorange (04/19/2014) [-]
Reposts aren't that bad, you just post something that is funny again so people can laugh at it again.
User avatar #113 - ottoboys (04/20/2014) [-]
i just realized how stupid i may have sounded. i was talking about announcing repost not repost i don't mind them i just don't see the point of announcing its one.
User avatar #117 - regularorange (04/20/2014) [-]
It's OK.
#6 - There are, but if it means I have to kill these lovely beings,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Skyrim 0
#7 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
You are a good man. I applaud you.
#4 - What does it in for me is the poster, and the ice cream. I'm s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Skyrim +3
#5 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
That freaking dragonborn sucks.
But isn't not killing dragons kind of impossible? Aren't there some quests that require the death of one of those noble creatures?
User avatar #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/19/2014) [-]
There are, but if it means I have to kill these lovely beings, then I will submit, and never touch the single player quests.
#7 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
You are a good man. I applaud you.
#2 - I actually shed a tear... This is so upsetting.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #3 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
It's that freakin face. He looks so distraught. I would love that dragon so hard.
User avatar #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/19/2014) [-]
What does it in for me is the poster, and the ice cream. I'm so upset for him. I'm never gonna kill another dragon in Skyrim ever again.
#5 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
That freaking dragonborn sucks.
But isn't not killing dragons kind of impossible? Aren't there some quests that require the death of one of those noble creatures?
User avatar #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/19/2014) [-]
There are, but if it means I have to kill these lovely beings, then I will submit, and never touch the single player quests.
#7 - angelmitskano (04/19/2014) [-]
You are a good man. I applaud you.
#3 - Shiiieeettt. FJ is a douchebag site.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on The History Of Funnyjunk 0
#5 - kiaserzerg (04/16/2014) [-]
yea, we're the douchbag 4th grade friend who everyone hates, but for someone reason keeps around.
#7 - punkrockdude (04/16/2014) [-]
Wow theres seriously a wikipedia page for the dispute but not fj itself?
#227 - Yes. Late. 04/16/2014 on Seeing fire in a game 0
#11 - Thank you, Bill. 04/14/2014 on Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk 0
#7 - Sounds great! You bring the heavy machine guns, I'll bring our…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk +1
#9 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
#4 - Yes, sir!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk +1
#6 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
Excellent....we must prepare for this epic journey...you should stock up on food for the trip.....I'll acquire some cocaine, KFC, Grape kool-aid and cornbread. just in case some nigereolians come by and try to rape our daughters.....they will distract them long enough for us to escape
User avatar #7 - stupidundeadzombie (04/14/2014) [-]
Sounds great! You bring the heavy machine guns, I'll bring our large collection of pornography.
#9 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
#2 - Yes.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk 0
#3 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
I must now go off into the land of nigereolia and find the legendary watermelonium...do you care to join me?
User avatar #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/14/2014) [-]
Yes, sir!
#6 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
Excellent....we must prepare for this epic journey...you should stock up on food for the trip.....I'll acquire some cocaine, KFC, Grape kool-aid and cornbread. just in case some nigereolians come by and try to rape our daughters.....they will distract them long enough for us to escape
User avatar #7 - stupidundeadzombie (04/14/2014) [-]
Sounds great! You bring the heavy machine guns, I'll bring our large collection of pornography.
#9 - thatcrazycommunist (04/14/2014) [-]
#55 - I live in Michigan. It's almost the middle of April and were e… 04/14/2014 on celcius master race +1
#115 - Yes, because PC's are built purely for gaming, right? … 04/14/2014 on PC master race 0
#38 - I know. He has a sexy Beard. 04/13/2014 on I love everything about... +1
#23 - God. I'm so happy, but upset at the same time. For one, I'm su… 04/12/2014 on I love everything about... +3
#21 - I read that in their voices. God, such an amazing game.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on I love everything about... +9
User avatar #37 - hellomynameisbill (04/13/2014) [-]
kenny lives in season 2
User avatar #38 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2014) [-]
I know. He has a sexy Beard.
User avatar #22 - comicexplain (04/12/2014) [-]
That freaking ending, though.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (04/12/2014) [-]
God. I'm so happy, but upset at the same time. For one, I'm sure I probably would have never really heard much about the game if people weren't talking about how amazing it is, but Fuck. It's so upsetting.
#134 - I remember once I brought in about 15 games. A vast majority o… 04/12/2014 on Game Room +5
#36 - "Mr. Stephens, what are we gonna do today?" … 04/12/2014 on Whut +4
#2 - Comment deleted 04/11/2014 on Help A Brother Out? 0
#330 - Windows XP would come over to the family reunions every month.… 04/11/2014 on R.I.P Windows XP 0
#130 - I read it as, "The TV works good, Will refused to take it… 03/03/2014 on Beggars can't be choosers 0
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User avatar #17 to #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I was joking....
User avatar #18 to #17 - burtgasm (08/30/2013) [-]
bad joke is bad
#14 - peacegirl (08/22/2013) [-]
uh hi
User avatar #2 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
Dude...stop posting the same comments.
#3 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
It just gets a little annoying and that Bad Luck Brian dude freaks me out.
#5 to #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
yea, FJ goes through meme to meme in a madder of weeks. id just let it pass. sorry if i am annoying :/ heres some lesbian boobs for you
User avatar #6 to #5 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #7 to #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
thank you :D
#1 - zameckis (03/28/2012) [-]
so, u just gonna ignore it or what?
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