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stupidundeadzombie

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: TheRelaxingHarm
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, PS2, N64, NES, SNES, Wii
Video Games Played: BF4, ArmA, Minecraft, BF3, FC3, TES
X-box Gamertag: TheRelaxingHarm
PSN: RelaxingHarm
Interests: Anything with a pulse and boobs.
Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Michigan
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Content Ranking:#8284
Comment Ranking:#11778
Highest Content Rank:#163
Highest Comment Rank:#4831
Content Thumbs: 32941 total,  36422 ,  3481
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Content Level Progress: 97.2% (972/1000)
Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:4
Content Views:1457135
Times Content Favorited:1582 times
Total Comments Made:1008
FJ Points:6747
Hi, I'm Zach, And welcome to Jackass!

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#60 - Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I u…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
User avatar #65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
User avatar #68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
User avatar #74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
User avatar #72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
User avatar #71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me
#58 - Haha, No. **** them.  [+] (15 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
#59 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I used to not like colored text in general, but... as you can see - it won me over. I had like 6 of them, figured might as well start using them

oh well, have some pizza for your time.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I used to be a rank 100 at one point for content but I left for a long time.
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
User avatar #65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
User avatar #68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
User avatar #74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
User avatar #72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
User avatar #71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me
#56 - Yeah, I hate it, too. ******* accidentally made …  [+] (17 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
User avatar #57 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thought you were one of those fuckers who did it on purpose Actually, at first I thought you had colored text activated, and chose that shit.
User avatar #58 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Haha, No. fuck them.
#59 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I used to not like colored text in general, but... as you can see - it won me over. I had like 6 of them, figured might as well start using them

oh well, have some pizza for your time.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I used to be a rank 100 at one point for content but I left for a long time.
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
User avatar #65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
User avatar #68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
User avatar #74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
User avatar #72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
User avatar #71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me
#54 - Being mathematically smart matters because it will help you g…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
User avatar #55 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Now I know what you said, but fuck your former color choice.
User avatar #56 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I hate it, too. Fucking accidentally made it black. Haha!
User avatar #57 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thought you were one of those fuckers who did it on purpose Actually, at first I thought you had colored text activated, and chose that shit.
User avatar #58 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Haha, No. fuck them.
#59 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I used to not like colored text in general, but... as you can see - it won me over. I had like 6 of them, figured might as well start using them

oh well, have some pizza for your time.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I used to be a rank 100 at one point for content but I left for a long time.
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
User avatar #65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
User avatar #68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
User avatar #74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
User avatar #72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
User avatar #71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me
#61 - I usually have unpopular opinions of things. Like on Facebook… 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n +2
#60 - Let me try again. I forgot to include the photo. Haha 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#59 - Forgot to make it white. Dammit. 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#58 - Comment deleted 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#55 - But **** man. We live in a generation full of fr…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
User avatar #56 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
What you're saying is straight up poetry.
Keep spreading the honest truth.
#61 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
I usually have unpopular opinions of things. Like on Facebook, I always see these Feminists talking about equal rights for woman.

Feminists claim they want equal fundamental rights, but they HAVE them. Since the early 20th century.

Now, I want you to look to the left. See that picture? THAT'S Misogyny. You Feminist's don't know what oppression is like. Oppression is not being able to leave your fucking house without being escorted by a male. Oppression is having limbs and appendages amputated for being to revealing. If you support Feminism outside of the US and you actually do things like study Islamic culture, and fight for the cause of woman suffrage there, I applaud you. But no one that self identifies as a Feminist does that.

Why? Because they don't give a shit about them because helping them is "too hard".
They'd rather focus on the minuscule fallacies that don't even affect them in any way shape or form. They just want to feel like a victim.

Woman don't become Feminist's because they actually feel woman are oppressed. Hell, they know they aren't. Most of them, sadly, were raped by men and then think all men are pigs.

They say that a woman should be able to dress up anyway they want without being raped. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. Rapist's don't give a shit what the law says. If they see a scantily clad attractive female, they will rape.

And I know its not fair, but there is nothing we or Feminism can do to mend it. The thing you CAN do is dress less revealing.

"But I should be able to dress how ever I want!"

I agree. But just know, the chances of being raped will increase.

If you really wanna be safe, you have to make sacrifices. Dressing like a whore and wondering why you got raped is like covering yourself in chum and jumping in shark infested water and wondering why you got bit.

Rape won't stop until these woman understand this.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Let me try again. I forgot to include the photo. Haha
#58 - stupidundeadzombie has deleted their comment.
#54 - Yay! 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#51 - Same here. I ****** up and made it black on accid…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
#53 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
Problem solved.
User avatar #54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yay!
#47 - I agree. Such a perfect time to browse the web and be called a…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n 0
User avatar #50 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
You've spoken every word on my mind.
I wish your text was golden so people would read it in all of its glory.
User avatar #59 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Forgot to make it white. Dammit.
User avatar #55 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
But fuck man. We live in a generation full of frivolous necessities. People would rather give a shit about 18 cases of Ebola in America, then the thousands in Africa.

People would rather not educate themselves on how the virus works, but just flip out because it can be deadly.

More people are at risk of obesity-related issues, but you never see anyone caring about THAT.

The absence of common sense here is strikingly high. People lack consistency to something or even the morals to give even the slightest shit about someone other than themselves.

You've got fucking IDIOTS who think it's funny to SWAT. Like, really? Do you lack the fucking brain cells to compute that making a false police report can land you in jail and can cost thousands of dollars for an attorney to represent you? Do you know you can get charged for fucking murder if the person who you "pranked" had a prop gun with them and was doing skits when the SWAT team interrupted them? They would be shot on sight.

People who SWAT are fucking morons who think violence and pain for others is funny.

Not to mention the fucking idiots who think unraveling bullets into their classmates is worth it. But that's another story.


User avatar #56 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
What you're saying is straight up poetry.
Keep spreading the honest truth.
#61 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
I usually have unpopular opinions of things. Like on Facebook, I always see these Feminists talking about equal rights for woman.

Feminists claim they want equal fundamental rights, but they HAVE them. Since the early 20th century.

Now, I want you to look to the left. See that picture? THAT'S Misogyny. You Feminist's don't know what oppression is like. Oppression is not being able to leave your fucking house without being escorted by a male. Oppression is having limbs and appendages amputated for being to revealing. If you support Feminism outside of the US and you actually do things like study Islamic culture, and fight for the cause of woman suffrage there, I applaud you. But no one that self identifies as a Feminist does that.

Why? Because they don't give a shit about them because helping them is "too hard".
They'd rather focus on the minuscule fallacies that don't even affect them in any way shape or form. They just want to feel like a victim.

Woman don't become Feminist's because they actually feel woman are oppressed. Hell, they know they aren't. Most of them, sadly, were raped by men and then think all men are pigs.

They say that a woman should be able to dress up anyway they want without being raped. I'm sorry, but that's not how it works. Rapist's don't give a shit what the law says. If they see a scantily clad attractive female, they will rape.

And I know its not fair, but there is nothing we or Feminism can do to mend it. The thing you CAN do is dress less revealing.

"But I should be able to dress how ever I want!"

I agree. But just know, the chances of being raped will increase.

If you really wanna be safe, you have to make sacrifices. Dressing like a whore and wondering why you got raped is like covering yourself in chum and jumping in shark infested water and wondering why you got bit.

Rape won't stop until these woman understand this.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Let me try again. I forgot to include the photo. Haha
#58 - stupidundeadzombie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #51 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Same here. I fucked up and made it black on accident. Haha. And thanks!
#53 - nimithecat (10/29/2014) [-]
Problem solved.
User avatar #54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yay!
#476 - Comment deleted 10/29/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results 0
#30 - This is an EVEN better one. Bob was bit and inf… 10/29/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
#37 - Being mathematically smart matters because it will help you ge…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Math class 0
User avatar #53 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I don't know what you said, but fuck your color choice.
User avatar #54 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Being mathematically smart matters because it will help you get succeed better in the real work and in business. There are really no other purposes except that. So why make it harder on yourself when you don't have to?
User avatar #55 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Now I know what you said, but fuck your former color choice.
User avatar #56 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I hate it, too. Fucking accidentally made it black. Haha!
User avatar #57 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, thought you were one of those fuckers who did it on purpose Actually, at first I thought you had colored text activated, and chose that shit.
User avatar #58 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Haha, No. fuck them.
#59 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I used to not like colored text in general, but... as you can see - it won me over. I had like 6 of them, figured might as well start using them

oh well, have some pizza for your time.
User avatar #60 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, no thanks, man. I just ate. And I also did, too. Hell, I used to be a rank 100 at one point for content but I left for a long time.
#61 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
I had to highlight that, now i'm going to have to soak my arm in kerosene light it and fist fuck a goat.
#62 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
>Fist fuck a goat
User avatar #63 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
You ever seen Pointless Profanity? One of Jon Lajoie's videos. I may have paraphrased, but i'm pretty sure that's what he says.

Pointless Profanity Ep. 2
User avatar #65 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, Yes. Jon Lajoie. Great man.
User avatar #66 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
he was my gateway drug to youtube comedy musicians, really.

From him it led to bo burnham, then wax, then lil dicky.
User avatar #68 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Dude, did FJ just go down?
#70 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah, its been doing that but it doesnt last
#73 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
why in the fuckshit am i logged out tho
User avatar #74 - hashtronaut (10/29/2014) [-]
free tibet
User avatar #72 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #67 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Great man, indeed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#69 - anonexplains (10/29/2014) [-]
chainsaw*
User avatar #71 - stupidundeadzombie (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh yes.

dont patronize me
#9 - Well, now I gotta delete my history. 10/29/2014 on Ostrich Porn +4
#33 - Why did that kid think it might have been "Meanie parents… 10/29/2014 on Spkn t33n +6
#21 - I'll try not to. 10/26/2014 on stupidundeadzombie's profile 0
#20 - Jesus. You actually ******* did it. 10/26/2014 on stupidundeadzombie's profile 0
#192 - Me too 10/26/2014 on Comment for HD bread 0
#14 - Well, being honest, Michael's family does have an issue with h… 10/16/2014 on GTA IV 0
#84 - Anyone else think Reese looks a lot like Eric Harris?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Reese 0
User avatar #107 - fables (10/16/2014) [-]
looks more like hitler to me
#48 - >Slightly chubby >Land whale granddaughter 09/30/2014 on Sometimes you just gotta do... +4
#86 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on Gas the kikes race wars now 0
#41 - Please show me where on this post where I said it was OC.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on First Lieutenant Tentacles 0
#44 - mrpwnger (07/08/2014) [-]
too be fair this was probably a repost as well but 2 reposts? damn

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