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#31 - Picture 06/28/2014 on rekt 0
#108 - Yeah. I don't condone what they did, but I still find the Colu…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... 0
User avatar #118 - mrshrapnel (06/28/2014) [-]
"succesful"
That makes me worried.
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, they were successful for what they planned to do, not that I agree with them.
#109 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
they played that game so much because people at school didnt let them do fun things, as they had said before, so they played games by theirselves so that they werent bored
#130 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. They were quite smart, too.
#134 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yep, these guys were doin pretty good until that shooting.
#135 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Except for doing tiny things like breaking into vans and stealing computers, haha
#136 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, from doing small crime to shootings.
#137 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what made them want to do that?
#138 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
constant bullying from jock assholes, jocks are the back-then swagfags.
#139 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I mean, yeah, but plenty people are bullied but they didn't shoot up their schools. I guess I can see why. Everyone who gets bullied wants to shoot up the school. Even Emin eem admitted it. He even talked about Columbine in one of his songs saying he wanted to do that because of his constant bullying as a kid.
#140 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
They were said to be easily angered boys, probably couldn't handle the rage and had to let it out.
#150 - obscurethemislead (10/29/2014) [-]
This actually isn't Dylan, it's his brother Byron. Not like it really matters, but it was bothering me
#145 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
How old was Dylan and Eric when they shot up Columbine?
#146 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Eric was 18, Dylan was 17
#143 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not letting me reply to your other comment, so I'll reply to this one.

#144 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
okay
#141 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what went through Dylan and Eric's head during the end of the shooting besides a bullet?
#142 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Satisfaction.
#104 - Actually, bullies had a big part in it, as they walked into th… 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... +1
#103 - They spared some kids, like that one girl after Eric said &quo…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... 0
#105 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, REB and VoDKa were some interesting people
#108 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't condone what they did, but I still find the Columbine Massacre very interesting. Perhaps Doom is why Dylan didn't really have a life. He played that game so much, that it lead him to be anti-social. I'm sure neither Dylan nor Eric gave a shit they killed themselves as they got their wish: to be the first biggest successful school shooters in america.
User avatar #118 - mrshrapnel (06/28/2014) [-]
"succesful"
That makes me worried.
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, they were successful for what they planned to do, not that I agree with them.
#109 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
they played that game so much because people at school didnt let them do fun things, as they had said before, so they played games by theirselves so that they werent bored
#130 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. They were quite smart, too.
#134 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yep, these guys were doin pretty good until that shooting.
#135 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Except for doing tiny things like breaking into vans and stealing computers, haha
#136 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, from doing small crime to shootings.
#137 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what made them want to do that?
#138 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
constant bullying from jock assholes, jocks are the back-then swagfags.
#139 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I mean, yeah, but plenty people are bullied but they didn't shoot up their schools. I guess I can see why. Everyone who gets bullied wants to shoot up the school. Even Emin eem admitted it. He even talked about Columbine in one of his songs saying he wanted to do that because of his constant bullying as a kid.
#140 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
They were said to be easily angered boys, probably couldn't handle the rage and had to let it out.
#150 - obscurethemislead (10/29/2014) [-]
This actually isn't Dylan, it's his brother Byron. Not like it really matters, but it was bothering me
#145 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
How old was Dylan and Eric when they shot up Columbine?
#146 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Eric was 18, Dylan was 17
#143 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not letting me reply to your other comment, so I'll reply to this one.

#144 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
okay
#141 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what went through Dylan and Eric's head during the end of the shooting besides a bullet?
#142 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Satisfaction.
#98 - I see what you mean. They were bullied a lot, especially Eric.…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... 0
#102 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, they tried to target the jocks(main people who bullied) at least, though.
#103 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
They spared some kids, like that one girl after Eric said "Do you wanna die?"

and that other kid, John Savage.

At least they didn't kill everyone.
#105 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, REB and VoDKa were some interesting people
#108 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't condone what they did, but I still find the Columbine Massacre very interesting. Perhaps Doom is why Dylan didn't really have a life. He played that game so much, that it lead him to be anti-social. I'm sure neither Dylan nor Eric gave a shit they killed themselves as they got their wish: to be the first biggest successful school shooters in america.
User avatar #118 - mrshrapnel (06/28/2014) [-]
"succesful"
That makes me worried.
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, they were successful for what they planned to do, not that I agree with them.
#109 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
they played that game so much because people at school didnt let them do fun things, as they had said before, so they played games by theirselves so that they werent bored
#130 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. They were quite smart, too.
#134 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yep, these guys were doin pretty good until that shooting.
#135 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Except for doing tiny things like breaking into vans and stealing computers, haha
#136 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, from doing small crime to shootings.
#137 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what made them want to do that?
#138 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
constant bullying from jock assholes, jocks are the back-then swagfags.
#139 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I mean, yeah, but plenty people are bullied but they didn't shoot up their schools. I guess I can see why. Everyone who gets bullied wants to shoot up the school. Even Emin eem admitted it. He even talked about Columbine in one of his songs saying he wanted to do that because of his constant bullying as a kid.
#140 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
They were said to be easily angered boys, probably couldn't handle the rage and had to let it out.
#150 - obscurethemislead (10/29/2014) [-]
This actually isn't Dylan, it's his brother Byron. Not like it really matters, but it was bothering me
#145 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
How old was Dylan and Eric when they shot up Columbine?
#146 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Eric was 18, Dylan was 17
#143 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not letting me reply to your other comment, so I'll reply to this one.

#144 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
okay
#141 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what went through Dylan and Eric's head during the end of the shooting besides a bullet?
#142 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Satisfaction.
#317 - "Ain't nothin' more creative than stupidundeadzombie"… 06/28/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 6 0
#94 - They seemed like cool people, besides the obvious shootings an…  [+] (26 new replies) 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... +1
#95 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Besides, they were bullied the whole time. And were surrounded by those annoying christians who always talked about god.

Their videos were cool, the stuff they did, i thought it was badass.
User avatar #99 - dremnus (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually, they were completely narcissistic cocks. The kind of guys who bragged about beating up nerds. They were a couple of attention whores who pulled a big, grand stunt to get more attention. That stuff about them being bullied and being depressed is bullshit.
User avatar #104 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually, bullies had a big part in it, as they walked into the library where all the students were and said, "Everyone with white hats! (Jocks wore white hats) stand up! This is for all the shit you've given us!"
#98 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I see what you mean. They were bullied a lot, especially Eric. You could even see it in the home videos and the school projects they did.

Still, slaughtering your entire school for a section of people seems bizarre.
#102 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, they tried to target the jocks(main people who bullied) at least, though.
#103 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
They spared some kids, like that one girl after Eric said "Do you wanna die?"

and that other kid, John Savage.

At least they didn't kill everyone.
#105 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, REB and VoDKa were some interesting people
#108 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't condone what they did, but I still find the Columbine Massacre very interesting. Perhaps Doom is why Dylan didn't really have a life. He played that game so much, that it lead him to be anti-social. I'm sure neither Dylan nor Eric gave a shit they killed themselves as they got their wish: to be the first biggest successful school shooters in america.
User avatar #118 - mrshrapnel (06/28/2014) [-]
"succesful"
That makes me worried.
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, they were successful for what they planned to do, not that I agree with them.
#109 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
they played that game so much because people at school didnt let them do fun things, as they had said before, so they played games by theirselves so that they werent bored
#130 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. They were quite smart, too.
#134 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yep, these guys were doin pretty good until that shooting.
#135 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Except for doing tiny things like breaking into vans and stealing computers, haha
#136 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, from doing small crime to shootings.
#137 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what made them want to do that?
#138 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
constant bullying from jock assholes, jocks are the back-then swagfags.
#139 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I mean, yeah, but plenty people are bullied but they didn't shoot up their schools. I guess I can see why. Everyone who gets bullied wants to shoot up the school. Even Emin eem admitted it. He even talked about Columbine in one of his songs saying he wanted to do that because of his constant bullying as a kid.
#140 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
They were said to be easily angered boys, probably couldn't handle the rage and had to let it out.
#150 - obscurethemislead (10/29/2014) [-]
This actually isn't Dylan, it's his brother Byron. Not like it really matters, but it was bothering me
#145 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
How old was Dylan and Eric when they shot up Columbine?
#146 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Eric was 18, Dylan was 17
#143 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not letting me reply to your other comment, so I'll reply to this one.

#144 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
okay
#141 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what went through Dylan and Eric's head during the end of the shooting besides a bullet?
#142 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Satisfaction.
#91 - Columbine thread? You do Dylan, I do Eric  [+] (28 new replies) 06/28/2014 on When The School Shooting... +2
#93 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I honestly have no negative feelings against these guys
#94 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
They seemed like cool people, besides the obvious shootings and stuff. Like, they were funny people with a lot of potential. In a way, they were bad people, but they seemed like really cool smart kids that had a bright future.
#95 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Besides, they were bullied the whole time. And were surrounded by those annoying christians who always talked about god.

Their videos were cool, the stuff they did, i thought it was badass.
User avatar #99 - dremnus (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually, they were completely narcissistic cocks. The kind of guys who bragged about beating up nerds. They were a couple of attention whores who pulled a big, grand stunt to get more attention. That stuff about them being bullied and being depressed is bullshit.
User avatar #104 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Actually, bullies had a big part in it, as they walked into the library where all the students were and said, "Everyone with white hats! (Jocks wore white hats) stand up! This is for all the shit you've given us!"
#98 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I see what you mean. They were bullied a lot, especially Eric. You could even see it in the home videos and the school projects they did.

Still, slaughtering your entire school for a section of people seems bizarre.
#102 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, they tried to target the jocks(main people who bullied) at least, though.
#103 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
They spared some kids, like that one girl after Eric said "Do you wanna die?"

and that other kid, John Savage.

At least they didn't kill everyone.
#105 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, REB and VoDKa were some interesting people
#108 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. I don't condone what they did, but I still find the Columbine Massacre very interesting. Perhaps Doom is why Dylan didn't really have a life. He played that game so much, that it lead him to be anti-social. I'm sure neither Dylan nor Eric gave a shit they killed themselves as they got their wish: to be the first biggest successful school shooters in america.
User avatar #118 - mrshrapnel (06/28/2014) [-]
"succesful"
That makes me worried.
User avatar #129 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Well, they were successful for what they planned to do, not that I agree with them.
#109 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
they played that game so much because people at school didnt let them do fun things, as they had said before, so they played games by theirselves so that they werent bored
#130 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. They were quite smart, too.
#134 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yep, these guys were doin pretty good until that shooting.
#135 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
Except for doing tiny things like breaking into vans and stealing computers, haha
#136 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, from doing small crime to shootings.
#137 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what made them want to do that?
#138 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
constant bullying from jock assholes, jocks are the back-then swagfags.
#139 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I mean, yeah, but plenty people are bullied but they didn't shoot up their schools. I guess I can see why. Everyone who gets bullied wants to shoot up the school. Even Emin eem admitted it. He even talked about Columbine in one of his songs saying he wanted to do that because of his constant bullying as a kid.
#140 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
They were said to be easily angered boys, probably couldn't handle the rage and had to let it out.
#150 - obscurethemislead (10/29/2014) [-]
This actually isn't Dylan, it's his brother Byron. Not like it really matters, but it was bothering me
#145 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
How old was Dylan and Eric when they shot up Columbine?
#146 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
I think Eric was 18, Dylan was 17
#143 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not letting me reply to your other comment, so I'll reply to this one.

#144 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
okay
#141 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
I wonder what went through Dylan and Eric's head during the end of the shooting besides a bullet?
#142 - volksunion (06/28/2014) [-]
Satisfaction.
#22 - I dunno, but our text is very similar. Good choice in color, my boy!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on rekt +2
User avatar #29 - techjoker (06/28/2014) [-]
Brothers?
User avatar #30 - techjoker (06/28/2014) [-]
ffs, every time i post to compare colors, mine looks like dried weed.
#31 - stupidundeadzombie (06/28/2014) [-]
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#191 - Ah, the memories. 06/26/2014 on 9/11 +1
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#125 - How are you supposed to know if the answer is you're writing i…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Genious 0
#127 - Orc (06/26/2014) [-]
Just take a guess. Someone's going to correct you.
#43 - Oh... **** .... SOMEONE GET THE JARL  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +15
User avatar #98 - nikolaier (06/26/2014) [-]
he is the high king of skyrim, the jarl is useless
User avatar #118 - fukkendragonite (06/26/2014) [-]
unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim
#41 - Oh yeah? I do, too. *Morphs into Half Robot Half Cyborg*  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +9
User avatar #42 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
*I pull off my head to reveal that I'm actually a robot being controlled by a cat.*
User avatar #43 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh...Shit....


SOMEONE GET THE JARL
User avatar #98 - nikolaier (06/26/2014) [-]
he is the high king of skyrim, the jarl is useless
User avatar #118 - fukkendragonite (06/26/2014) [-]
unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim
#39 - *Swings sword at you*  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +16
User avatar #40 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
*Blocks and rapes you*



I have mods.
User avatar #41 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? I do, too.

*Morphs into Half Robot Half Cyborg*
User avatar #42 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
*I pull off my head to reveal that I'm actually a robot being controlled by a cat.*
User avatar #43 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh...Shit....


SOMEONE GET THE JARL
User avatar #98 - nikolaier (06/26/2014) [-]
he is the high king of skyrim, the jarl is useless
User avatar #118 - fukkendragonite (06/26/2014) [-]
unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim
#37 - There's no mistake! You're a wanted man and it's time to pay f…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Batman +17
User avatar #38 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather die then go to jail!
User avatar #39 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
*Swings sword at you*
User avatar #40 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
*Blocks and rapes you*



I have mods.
User avatar #41 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? I do, too.

*Morphs into Half Robot Half Cyborg*
User avatar #42 - yologdog (06/26/2014) [-]
*I pull off my head to reveal that I'm actually a robot being controlled by a cat.*
User avatar #43 - stupidundeadzombie (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh...Shit....


SOMEONE GET THE JARL
User avatar #98 - nikolaier (06/26/2014) [-]
he is the high king of skyrim, the jarl is useless
User avatar #118 - fukkendragonite (06/26/2014) [-]
unfortunately I am the High King of Skyrim
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#962082 - Looks like you were right. 06/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#32 - "EGG-ZACHARY" I didn't realize my name coul…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Dreams, Night 2. +1
User avatar #33 - animosus (06/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, that's how we roll here in fucked-up-ville.
#25 - I wonder what, "Shellhead" was Lingo for... 06/08/2014 on Marvel +2

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User avatar #20 to #19 - stupidundeadzombie (10/26/2014) [-]
Jesus. You actually ******* did it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I was joking....
User avatar #18 to #17 - burtgasm (08/30/2013) [-]
bad joke is bad
#14 - peacegirl (08/22/2013) [-]
uh hi
User avatar #2 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
Dude...stop posting the same comments.
User avatar #21 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (10/26/2014) [-]
I'll try not to.
#3 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
It just gets a little annoying and that Bad Luck Brian dude freaks me out.
#5 to #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
yea, FJ goes through meme to meme in a madder of weeks. id just let it pass. sorry if i am annoying :/ heres some lesbian boobs for you
User avatar #6 to #5 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #7 to #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
thank you :D
#1 - zameckis (03/28/2012) [-]
so, u just gonna ignore it or what?
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