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stupidundeadzombie

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: TheRelaxingHarm
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, PS2, N64, NES, SNES, Wii
Video Games Played: BF4, ArmA, Minecraft, BF3, FC3, TES
X-box Gamertag: TheRelaxingHarm
PSN: RelaxingHarm
Interests: Anything with a pulse and boobs.
Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Michigan
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8282
Comment Ranking:#11795
Highest Content Rank:#163
Highest Comment Rank:#4831
Content Thumbs: 32941 total,  36422 ,  3481
Comment Thumbs: 1431 total,  2246 ,  815
Content Level Progress: 97.2% (972/1000)
Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:4
Content Views:1457138
Times Content Favorited:1582 times
Total Comments Made:1008
FJ Points:6747
Hi, I'm Zach, And welcome to Jackass!

latest user's comments

#18 - I don't see what you did wrong. I guess FJ just hates EVERYTH… 08/10/2013 on Silly Russians +1
#58 - SUPER LATE REPLY FTW 08/09/2013 on Admin 0
#2 - Is it just me or does this guy look a lot like Shane from The … 08/09/2013 on Popping a dislocated foot. +3
#4254832 - Picture 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#2043 - Picture 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker +1
#322 - Man, I'm not ******* 12. Thats for saying I do th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
User avatar #329 - whitenerdy (08/07/2013) [-]
gen·er·a·tion
All of the offspring that are at the same stage of descent from a common ancestor: Mother and daughters represent two generations. Or a group of individuals born and living about the same time.
#321 - I've seen my share of stupid ******* **** … 08/07/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#329 - ******* Christ, Admin. I've found a song for you.… 08/06/2013 on B& -1
#49 - Excuse me, *Well I 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. -2
#48 - Well,I do sometimes consider myself overweight, so nah, not really. 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. -2
#46 - Heather Lynne DeHart is its name if you wanna troll her. 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#41 - They do, indeed. My trusty pal. 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#39 - Funny. I was thinking about posting a link to that GIF on one …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#40 - benstillerphaqqot (08/06/2013) [-]
Great minds think alike my friend.
User avatar #41 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
They do, indeed. My trusty pal.
#36 - listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place becaus… 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#34 - HOLY **** !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#33 - Hahahaha! 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#29 - no its a turtle that can squirt u -First comment by P…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
#27 - Me too, man. Me too. 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#23 - Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comme…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#21 - Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'ward…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#19 - Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#16 - Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#14 - Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fl…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#12 - Okay, Okay, Okay, I took that for consideration, BUT, were doing it.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#13 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Just curious, is english your first language?
User avatar #14 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fluent at it. Why?
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#10 - Lets kill the dumb kids.  [+] (20 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#11 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
How about instead of spreading the desire for violence, you educate them. Do something useful with your time.
User avatar #12 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Okay, Okay, Okay, I took that for consideration, BUT, were doing it.
#13 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Just curious, is english your first language?
User avatar #14 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fluent at it. Why?
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.

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