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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: TheRelaxingHarm
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: BF4, ArmA, Minecraft, BF3, FC3, TES
X-box Gamertag: TheRelaxingHarm
PSN: RelaxingHarm
Interests: Anything with a pulse and boobs.
Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Michigan
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#925
Comment Ranking:#5910
Highest Content Rank:#163
Highest Comment Rank:#4831
Content Thumbs: 32941 total,  36422 ,  3481
Comment Thumbs: 1406 total,  2213 ,  807
Content Level Progress: 97.2% (972/1000)
Level 227 Content: Mind Blower → Level 228 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:5
Content Views:1454307
Times Content Favorited:1588 times
Total Comments Made:985
FJ Points:6724
Hi, I'm Zach, And welcome to Jackass!

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#14 - Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fl…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#12 - Okay, Okay, Okay, I took that for consideration, BUT, were doing it.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#13 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Just curious, is english your first language?
User avatar #14 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fluent at it. Why?
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#10 - Lets kill the dumb kids.  [+] (20 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#11 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
How about instead of spreading the desire for violence, you educate them. Do something useful with your time.
User avatar #12 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Okay, Okay, Okay, I took that for consideration, BUT, were doing it.
#13 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Just curious, is english your first language?
User avatar #14 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes sir. I also Know French, and Spanish, yet I am not very fluent at it. Why?
#15 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Because with your grammar, I don't think you should be promoting the murder of the unintellingent.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, man. Usually my grammar isn't bad, but sometimes I get ahead of myself. Can you give an example of whats wrong with my grammar?
#18 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
It's cool, I didn't really mean you were stupid or anything, just banter. Starting chronologically:
Let's*
we're*
know*
at them*

The biggest mistake was missing apostrophes. I'm done grammar naziing (if that's a thing) now.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Ah, Sorry. I do usually tend to not put apostrophes sometimes.
#20 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, you were surprisingly amiable, especially considering the fact that my first comment was intended to cause controversy. Have a wonderful day sir.
User avatar #21 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed, my good sir. I hope to 1000 vagina's cross t'wards your path, t'was an honor speaking with you. By the way, you have magnificent grammar.
#22 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
I've been corrupted by years of internet use. It is physically painful to misspell words intentionally.
User avatar #23 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't that the truth. Look at my old comments. I used to comment without capitalizing "i" or even the beginning of a sentence. Only view if you don't have a weak stomach.
#26 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god, I was retarded when I began commenting here. I still cringe everytime I check those first few comments.
User avatar #29 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
no its a turtle that can squirt u

-First comment by Pineapplepeople
#32 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you used le! And you fuckin' signed it!
User avatar #36 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
listen, 1.it was hard to crop the tv in the exact place because i had already had the meme's in the correct place, and some were to close to the tv, so i had to move it. 2. le, in fact. is what every fjer says to describe something. and i only said le twice. so get the fuck over yourself.
3. wow, i didnt know that i just got shot down by the grammar nazi! nice to know. also, every human makes mistakes. dont act like you never had. 4, im only dating her for her big boobs. but even so, i killed her for her stupidity. which means i had just found out how retarded she was, because if i knew earlier, i would have killed her then. thanks for the view, sorry you didnt like it. have a nice day

-stupidundeadzombie


-My first comment on FJ
User avatar #34 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#31 - pineapplepeople (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh god it burns.
User avatar #33 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Me too, man. Me too.
#225 - Sleeps for the weak. 08/06/2013 on Seeing fire in a game +1
#65 - *Japs 08/06/2013 on Racism isn’t born, folks 0
#223 - I havent slept in 9 days  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Seeing fire in a game +1
#224 - zzRedzz (08/06/2013) [-]
Protip:

You should probably sleep.
User avatar #225 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sleeps for the weak.
#5 - We do it silent, take em by surprise. They're last words? … 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. -1
#222 - Five month wait. WORTH IT! 08/06/2013 on Seeing fire in a game +1
#220 - SUPER LATE REACTION FTW  [+] (7 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Seeing fire in a game 0
#226 - pulluspardus (03/11/2014) [-]
Late you say?
User avatar #227 - stupidundeadzombie (04/16/2014) [-]
Yes. Late.
#221 - zzRedzz (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #223 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
I havent slept in 9 days
#224 - zzRedzz (08/06/2013) [-]
Protip:

You should probably sleep.
User avatar #225 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Sleeps for the weak.
User avatar #222 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
Five month wait. WORTH IT!
#2 - Lets kill them! TOGETHER!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Welcome to 'Murica, FJ. 0
#4 - manbearpiglet (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - stupidundeadzombie (08/06/2013) [-]
We do it silent, take em by surprise. They're last words?

"Dude, thats a FUCKING .50!"
#33 - I paid about 155 dollars for my games. I tried to sell them to…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2013 on How to be smart at gamestop +6
#39 - breymac has deleted their comment.
User avatar #55 - brokentrucker (08/02/2013) [-]
Bullshit. Standard pricing for a new release I've been told from a manager of gamestop is $30
#101 - breymac has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107 - brokentrucker (08/03/2013) [-]
For a return. Not for a game.
#130 - breymac has deleted their comment.
User avatar #140 - brokentrucker (08/03/2013) [-]
Apparently so.
#60 - Until you find out he killed the other ant for food. 08/01/2013 on Silly Ants 0
#4215953 - Yea, my filthy item daddy , what was "IT" 08/01/2013 on Play items 0
#632 - TANGO SUKAT! BA'ABI! TANGO BURMADA! 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#207 - Well **** . 08/01/2013 on It's almost ready +1
#362 - Alright, See you later, bro. 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#360 - HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!! 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#355 - You rolled 2. It was, "Who ever rolls 2 ponys deletes the…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#359 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #361 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
And the first one could be excusable.
But enough rolling. My edges are rounded and I need to sleep. Got a trip tomorrow.
User avatar #362 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
Alright, See you later, bro.
User avatar #360 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
#352 - DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!  [+] (6 new replies) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
User avatar #353 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
After you bended the rules because you knew I would be a phanact?
"Who ever rolls a pony first loses."
User avatar #355 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
You rolled 2. It was, "Who ever rolls 2 ponys deletes their account."
#359 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #361 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
And the first one could be excusable.
But enough rolling. My edges are rounded and I need to sleep. Got a trip tomorrow.
User avatar #362 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
Alright, See you later, bro.
User avatar #360 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
#351 - You got 1 more try. 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#349 - You gotta delete you ACCOUNT!!! 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#345 - You gotta delete your account.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#350 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #352 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
User avatar #353 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
After you bended the rules because you knew I would be a phanact?
"Who ever rolls a pony first loses."
User avatar #355 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
You rolled 2. It was, "Who ever rolls 2 ponys deletes their account."
#359 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #361 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
And the first one could be excusable.
But enough rolling. My edges are rounded and I need to sleep. Got a trip tomorrow.
User avatar #362 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
Alright, See you later, bro.
User avatar #360 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
HALFLIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!
#343 - OH **** ! You lose!!  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#347 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #349 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
You gotta delete you ACCOUNT!!!
#342 - **** just noticed you rolled a Pony. We got 2 mor…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
User avatar #344 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
Twice
#339 - **stupidundeadzombie rolled a random image posted in comment…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2013 on SFW Random Board -1
#341 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
**danster rolled a random image posted in comment #5336465 at Furries **
User avatar #343 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
OH SHIT! You lose!!
#347 - danster (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #349 - stupidundeadzombie (08/01/2013) [-]
You gotta delete you ACCOUNT!!!

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User avatar #20 to #19 - stupidundeadzombie (10/26/2014) [-]
Jesus. You actually ******* did it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I was joking....
User avatar #18 to #17 - burtgasm (08/30/2013) [-]
bad joke is bad
#14 - peacegirl (08/22/2013) [-]
uh hi
User avatar #2 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
Dude...stop posting the same comments.
User avatar #21 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (10/26/2014) [-]
I'll try not to.
#3 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
It just gets a little annoying and that Bad Luck Brian dude freaks me out.
#5 to #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
yea, FJ goes through meme to meme in a madder of weeks. id just let it pass. sorry if i am annoying :/ heres some lesbian boobs for you
User avatar #6 to #5 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #7 to #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
thank you :D
#1 - zameckis (03/28/2012) [-]
so, u just gonna ignore it or what?
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