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Gender: male
Age: 25
Steam Profile: TheWalkingDeadGame
Consoles Owned: PC, Xbox, PS3
Video Games Played: BF3, CoD, Minecraft, Far Cry, The Walking Dead, The Last Of Us
X-box Gamertag: IllShowYouHarm
PSN: RelaxingHarm
Interests: Anything with a Clit
Date Signed Up:3/07/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:Michigan
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#246
Comment Ranking:#7285
Highest Content Rank:#163
Highest Comment Rank:#4831
Content Thumbs: 30101 total,  33402 ,  3301
Comment Thumbs: 1110 total,  1902 ,  792
Content Level Progress: 99.9% (999/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:5
Content Views:1341246
Times Content Favorited:1512 times
Total Comments Made:890
FJ Points:4541
Hey, I'm StupidUndeadZombie. I started at Funnyjunk at about 2005. Back then it was the famous Green FJ we all know and love. There was, "Bitch stole my fish." "Assassin Cat" and Flash Games. Damn, I loved those games. At this point I could tell FJ would be a big part of my life. And it is. I didnt make an account until 2011. After many fails with making accounts and getting banned due to my horrid attempts to get thumbs, I decided to stop, and made this as my profile. TL;DR, I love FJ.

latest user's comments

#652 - Give an option to change the websites backround and color sche… 07/31/2013 on How could comments and... +1
#19 - Thanks, bro. 07/31/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
#17 - As usual, OP delivers. __  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
#18 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
Im 90% sure that's a trap. But have fun OP.
User avatar #19 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro.
#16 - did you just call me...a Phanact? NO ONE CALLS ME A PHANACT AN… 07/31/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... +1
#14 - Here you go, Bro. 07/30/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
#8 - Thanks, man. This girls pretty cool. I tried to figure out if …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... +2
#10 - kainhall (07/30/2013) [-]
definitely get your friend to help.... good luck dude.

and this BETTER not be some elaborate joke....
#6 - I'm nervous as fuck. Any tips? I bought some roses and condoms…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
User avatar #7 - minnten (07/30/2013) [-]
Always good to be prepared, but it doesn't sound like she's a slut. Which is a good thing actually cuz if it/when it does escalate, you won't get any... hitch hikers.

Seriously though... about the lobster. DONT. OVERCOOK. IT. Nothing ruins a date like a bad start. Other than that just all the standard be yourself crap usually works. Be quirky, don't force your jokes. Act like you're talking to a friend, not the queen of england. Above all, have fun. That IS what it's all about at this stage right?
#14 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
Here you go, Bro.
User avatar #8 - stupidundeadzombie (07/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, man. This girls pretty cool. I tried to figure out if we shared any interests and she said she was into Battlefield 3. I told her I have an Xbox, and she said we could play together after dinner. I dont know if shes any good, but Hell, there not many girl gamers on this planet, and to think I found one who like BF3 is pretty lucky. She also said she's never really been in a full relationship before, because all the guys she dated were assholes and dicks, so she never had sex with anyone. But she said, "You're different. You make me feel happy and warm inside and you're so cute and silly that I wish I met you sooner." I do tend to make her laugh alot when we message, and I've gotten time to message her since this happened Sunday. I've even called her a few times and she sounds hot. Thanks for the advice, bro. I'll try not to overcook that lobster. Perhaps I'll get my friend to help me out with preparing the meal, considering he's the one who got me into this shit.
#10 - kainhall (07/30/2013) [-]
definitely get your friend to help.... good luck dude.

and this BETTER not be some elaborate joke....
#361 - That title reminds me of a nice Porno I saw a while back and t… 07/30/2013 on 3=D +2
#2 - Hey man, I was just as skeptical as you were, but damn. I call… 07/30/2013 on Now I've got a date. (Read... 0
#1 - The fuck is a "Girlfriend"?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on it's what we all do.. +6
#2 - beroty (07/30/2013) [-]
It's your Girl Friend
#84 - Alright, FJ. I've seen this happen before, lets try this with …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/30/2013 on LET ME LOVE YOU!!! +2
User avatar #117 - edzero (07/31/2013) [-]
**edzero rolls 99**
Get a haircut, hippy!
#118 - stupidundeadzombie (07/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #119 - edzero (07/31/2013) [-]
**edzero rolls 06**
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!!!!
User avatar #120 - edzero (07/31/2013) [-]
Well....I tried...
#108 - tacblack (07/30/2013) [-]
**tacblack rolls 60**
Hey do you wanna grab coffee sometime? Or can we just skip the small talk and just have sex?
#107 - residentevilwesker (07/30/2013) [-]
*roll* Did you fall from heaven because I want to lock you in my basement for the remainder of your existence?
#110 - residentevilwesker (07/30/2013) [-]
I had one job ...
User avatar #101 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (07/30/2013) [-]
**chucknorrisTHEGAME rolls 36** I know this is probably out of the blue, but I figured you're worth the risk. Do you want to go out Saturday?
User avatar #111 - icametocomment (07/30/2013) [-]
**icametocomment rolls 21** Dayum u smellin fine
User avatar #98 - sleepisfortheweak (07/30/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolls 54** May I do sex to you?
User avatar #94 - awesomegreenguy (07/30/2013) [-]
**awesomegreenguy rolls 13** Hey, what's up?
#93 - mcnizzlezz (07/30/2013) [-]
**mcnizzlezz rolls 59** My peepee belongs in your anus
User avatar #92 - imyournewdad (07/30/2013) [-]
**imyournewdad rolls 10** do you have a tight booty hole?
User avatar #91 - mayormilkman (07/30/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolls 61**
Good evening!
#90 - imyournewdad has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89 - mrnoodlez (07/30/2013) [-]
**mrnoodlez rolls 60** I need to ask you
something and I want you
to be totally honest with
me, it might be awkward
with us after this but I have
to know how you feel, I
have kept this in for a
while and it' s about time I
was straight up and just
confront you about it. I
hope this doesn't ruin the
relationship we already
have I just need to know
and I can' t see any other
way to get over this, it just
doesn't seem fair on me if
want you to tell me
truthfully, no matter what it
is, I just want your honest
opinion.... do you know the
muffin man?
#86 - graven (07/30/2013) [-]
*roll* You ma'am have fish cunt
#87 - graven (07/30/2013) [-]
**graven rolls 15**
#85 - loveyameanish (07/30/2013) [-]
**loveyameanish rolls 71**
#237 - No. I like the Xbox version more. I like the feel of the con t… 07/30/2013 on minecraft problems 0
#27 - Sorry for the late reply, my Laptop died and I could not for t… 07/29/2013 on Schizophrenics everywhere 0
#22 - How are you, aesguitar? Great name, By the way!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Schizophrenics everywhere 0
User avatar #23 - aesguitar (07/29/2013) [-]
Thank you, you too. I'm doing fine, and you?
#19 - Hi, I'd like to continue the conversation!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Schizophrenics everywhere 0
User avatar #21 - aesguitar (07/29/2013) [-]
Sure thing, stupidundeadzombie!
User avatar #27 - stupidundeadzombie (07/29/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply, my Laptop died and I could not for the life of me find the charger. So, nice day were having, no?
User avatar #22 - stupidundeadzombie (07/29/2013) [-]
How are you, aesguitar? Great name, By the way!
User avatar #23 - aesguitar (07/29/2013) [-]
Thank you, you too. I'm doing fine, and you?
#596297 - God Dammit, the fucking tears are coming back. Man, I know the… 07/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#148 - Actually, it was confirmed that is was successful, but he bled… 07/27/2013 on Zombie First Aid… 0
#104 - Nah, Daryl, its fine. I'm used to it. 07/26/2013 on I'm not clever +2
#64 - Its okay, Lee. 07/25/2013 on China +3
#55 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on China +3
#57 - naruchu (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry.
#64 - stupidundeadzombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Its okay, Lee.
#665 - Almost a year late reply. How about that for slow poke? 07/25/2013 on Facebook (1) 0
#16 - Yeah. Knifes only make thing even bloodier. 07/25/2013 on heeyy ffjjj :)) 0
#14 - Lets kill her.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on heeyy ffjjj :)) +1
User avatar #15 - camperdude (07/25/2013) [-]
Should we do it silently? Clean murder with no traces sounds good for me. I don't feel like cleaning blood from my clothes again.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Knifes only make thing even bloodier.
#12 - That bitch was nuts, huh?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2013 on heeyy ffjjj :)) +1
#13 - camperdude (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, a total psycho.
User avatar #14 - stupidundeadzombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Lets kill her.
User avatar #15 - camperdude (07/25/2013) [-]
Should we do it silently? Clean murder with no traces sounds good for me. I don't feel like cleaning blood from my clothes again.
User avatar #16 - stupidundeadzombie (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. Knifes only make thing even bloodier.
#12 - Might as well say goodbye to your life. 07/24/2013 on Shit. 0
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User avatar #17 to #16 - stupidundeadzombie (08/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I was joking....
User avatar #18 to #17 - burtgasm (08/30/2013) [-]
bad joke is bad
#14 - peacegirl (08/22/2013) [-]
uh hi
User avatar #2 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
Dude...stop posting the same comments.
#3 to #2 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
im sorry! its an addiction! but i salute you for having the balls to confront me man to man.
User avatar #4 to #3 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
It just gets a little annoying and that Bad Luck Brian dude freaks me out.
#5 to #4 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
yea, FJ goes through meme to meme in a madder of weeks. id just let it pass. sorry if i am annoying :/ heres some lesbian boobs for you
User avatar #6 to #5 - holycrapimacupcake (04/13/2012) [-]
All is forgiven.
User avatar #7 to #6 - stupidundeadzombie (04/13/2012) [-]
thank you :D
#1 - zameckis (03/28/2012) [-]
so, u just gonna ignore it or what?
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