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#74 - Oh, this joke hasn't been done 420,874,632,894 times before.  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Silent Protagonist 0
#82 - someoneforamoment (1 hour ago) [-]
Top 15. Shove it.
#89 - arreatface (24 minutes ago) [-]
I'd shove it up my ass but I dont do anal anymore.
User avatar #90 - arreatface (24 minutes ago) [-]
yes im mr slave
User avatar #87 - reloyjerkins (1 hour ago) [-]
rekt
#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on TF2 Fact Compilation #2 +9
User avatar #162 - nightlynutria (2 hours ago) [-]
sauce on that gif m8?
#108 - Is that Zyzz? 07/29/2014 on But yeah 0
#97 - what is that from? 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#395 - And it was literally the worst, most autistic, absolutely ridi… 07/29/2014 on Thin Privilege Exists! -1
#26 - I don't know why, but that is the funniest thing I've seen all… 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#17 - "FUCK FUCK FUCK" - big br… 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war +42
#141 - Dat feeling when I spent 5 minutes looking at the comments hop… 07/28/2014 on Comic-Con +14
#1991 - Finished the triple on deadlift, and I was hyped for the PR, s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
User avatar #1992 - jokerjack (07/27/2014) [-]
ok, if the bruising occurred above where it hit, yeah, I guess i can see how a deadlift dropped just above a knee cap.Still strange. Like it slid down your leg a tad and then got stopped and imparted that momentum? Leg must have been out in front of you a tad

I just get scrapped to hell shins from deadlifting. Always scabbed over, even through windpants instead of shorts
#221 - Injured? What happened brah? I recently dropped 405 o…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on admin craps on your face +3
#1987 - jokerjack (07/24/2014) [-]
How the fuck did you drop 405 on that section of your leg? Like, I just don't see how that happens. Back spotting for someone squatting and it roles off his back onto you as you fall back in surprise? That's the only way that lightbulbed into my head.

Squat, never gets there in front of you. Deadlift? it wouldn't move far enough to leave that bruise before hitting your leg. Bench? No way in fuck you get it down there. Bruise stomach at the obsolute lowest. Are you some kind of animal and were cleaning or pressing 405 and something very bad went down?

I have no fucking idea how someone could get this injury
User avatar #1991 - studbeefpile (07/27/2014) [-]
Finished the triple on deadlift, and I was hyped for the PR, so I dropped the weight because rubber bumper plates, but my left leg wasn't quite out of the whey. It actually fell right above my knee, but it bruised like crazy on the inside of my leg....not really sure how that works, but yeah.
User avatar #1992 - jokerjack (07/27/2014) [-]
ok, if the bruising occurred above where it hit, yeah, I guess i can see how a deadlift dropped just above a knee cap.Still strange. Like it slid down your leg a tad and then got stopped and imparted that momentum? Leg must have been out in front of you a tad

I just get scrapped to hell shins from deadlifting. Always scabbed over, even through windpants instead of shorts
User avatar #340 - beren (07/23/2014) [-]
My goodness, that's terrible! Is your mom okay?
#722 - sourceror (07/23/2014) [-]
well played

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#96 - studbeefpile (03/08/2014) [-]
stickied by studbeefpile
User avatar #111 - atma (06/26/2014) [-]
CavemanDCJ letting Chibi know the score Whether or not you agree with how it was handled, this moment was amazing
User avatar #112 to #111 - studbeefpile (06/26/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's absolutely ridiculous. Wonderful.
#108 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
SUMMER GAMES DONE QUICK IN FOUR DAYS
#109 to #108 - studbeefpile (06/19/2014) [-]
Byoutiful.

I actually didn't know it was that soon. Get HYPE son!
#110 to #109 - atma (06/19/2014) [-]
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
my hype is on the verge of going everywhere
User avatar #104 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
I figured you'd be a good person to ask, being the beastly fitness god that you are
I stock the shelves at my day job, plenty of heavy lifting, boxes full of milk and that good stuff. I've been getting pretty sore in my upper back area, and yes, I do lift with my legs, not my back.
Any tips to build some lifting strength? I figured sit-ups before bed might be good for my core. Maybe push-ups as well.
User avatar #105 to #104 - studbeefpile (05/19/2014) [-]
The first thing you'll wanna do is make sure you're getting a good protein intake. If you're getting sore, then you're activating Hypertrophy, if you're activating Hypertrophy, you need to rebuild your muscles, and that's what protein helps to do. An extra ~50 grams a day will go a long way.

As far as work to improve your strength for that, I would avoid sit-ups (they can actually be bad for your back, believe it or not) and do a static plank for time instead (essentially laying parallel to the ground on only your elbows/forearms and toes), push ups also help with core, but it's still a push movement, and carrying boxes doesn't involve a lot of pushing. I would recommend pull ups if you have a way to do them, as well as some sort of rowing movement. Any kind of pull exercise will help a lot. If you don't have access to a gym, or a place to do pull ups, you can pick up a pair of 30lb dumbbells at wal mart for around 50 bucks, and do rows and a type of deadlift with those.

Let me know if you have any more questions.
#106 to #105 - atma (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I'll avoid the sit-ups and do the planks instead, I remember feeling a pretty nice burn back when I did those for physical therapy.
Does a barbell work OK in place of dumbbells? My dad has an adjustable one.
User avatar #107 to #106 - studbeefpile (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh absolutely. Barbells are great, definitely go for that. You can look up form on rows and deadlifts on youtube. You don't have to go too heavy or do too much if you're just looking for a bit of strength transfer for your job.
User avatar #101 - studbeefpile (05/05/2014) [-]
For the record, I know your game. I'm just playing along for fun.
User avatar #97 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
thread has to many replies so i cant reply to you
but no but damn does it sure look like him
User avatar #98 to #97 - studbeefpile (04/24/2014) [-]
I like Macaulay, he seems like a good guy in interviews and stuff, but he has kinda a corpse face.
User avatar #99 to #98 - ljlightfire (04/24/2014) [-]
he looks weird but as a person he seems alright
#92 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
hue
#93 to #92 - studbeefpile (02/25/2014) [-]
boy do I fucking miss being able to watch all this stuff. I have access to a computer that can play the streams, but I can't always use it. So I get to watch stuff every now and again, thankgoodness.
#94 to #93 - atma (02/25/2014) [-]
Moar time to lift
#95 to #94 - studbeefpile (02/25/2014) [-]
That's true.
User avatar #89 - billywonka (02/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #91 to #89 - studbeefpile (02/24/2014) [-]
For real nigga, what's your beef?
User avatar #90 to #89 - studbeefpile (02/23/2014) [-]
The fuck did I do to you?
User avatar #79 - thespartanpony (02/14/2014) [-]
i think it's more offensive to ponies
User avatar #80 to #79 - studbeefpile (02/14/2014) [-]
What? I'm confused. Are you some sort of dildo?

MLP has absolutely nothing to do with Spartans. In fact, the MLP fandom is about as opposite to Spartans as you can get.
#82 to #81 - studbeefpile (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll say what the fuck I wanna say.
I'll say what the fuck I wanna say.
User avatar #83 to #82 - thespartanpony (02/14/2014) [-]
and i will discount it 100 percent because you are trying to start an argument for no reason.
User avatar #84 to #83 - studbeefpile (02/14/2014) [-]
Someone's bootybotherd because they have no mass.
#54 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Oooh
Oooh
#56 to #55 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
> Fax machine   
> Boss is mad
> Fax machine
> Boss is mad
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#73 to #72 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
What is that Gif from? I don't think I've seen it, which is strange....
User avatar #77 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
studbeefpile
waaaay too many
and i cant see half of them due to profiles blocked/not being able to access friendly board
User avatar #76 to #73 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
jontron you a silly goose. How many notifs do you get on a regular basis?
User avatar #75 to #73 - jontron (02/10/2014) [-]
andranadu
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PQc_S-FPi0
about 3:10 in
User avatar #74 to #73 - andranadu ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I remember watching it but I cant pinpoint the episode
You'll just have to watch every single JonTron episode until you find it
Yay!
User avatar #39 - atma (01/12/2014) [-]
Did you see the Super Metroid race last night?
Hypest thing I've witnessed on Twitch
User avatar #40 to #39 - studbeefpile (01/12/2014) [-]
No, as horribly unfortunate as it is, my computer wont let me view twitch streams no more.

Don't know why, do know it sucks a fat black dick.
#41 to #40 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
Dude no
I'll keep an eye out for a YouTube upload, there were some really awesome runs this year
It's still ongoing in bonus streams until at least tomorrow night, $1,012,156 raised so far, unf
#42 to #41 - studbeefpile (01/13/2014) [-]
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)   
   
And of course.......My Chat Experience.
The thing I regret the most is missing the Zeldo streams, like Cosmo, and Ennopp, and ZFG (ZeldoFanGrill)

And of course.......My Chat Experience.
#43 to #42 - atma (01/13/2014) [-]
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing   
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese   
he also had to do the entire run with no soup  :V
You could get the app on your phone, you can at least watch popular streams (and chat too, IT'S EVEN HARDER!) , better than nothing
Cosmo ran WW:HD, which meant we got to see the game in Spanish for the first time instead of Japanese
he also had to do the entire run with no soup :V
User avatar #44 to #43 - studbeefpile (01/13/2014) [-]
I don't even have a smart phone bro. I'll figure something out though, there are other capable computers in my house, they're just not available all the time.
User avatar #45 to #44 - atma (01/18/2014) [-]
I saw you in a Pokemon stream the other morning?? Or that was somebody else oddly enough named Studbeefpile?
User avatar #46 to #45 - studbeefpile (01/19/2014) [-]
It must've been an imposter, because I haven't been on twitch, nor do I watch pokemon whatnot.
#47 to #46 - atma (01/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.   
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
Yeah, I knew it seemed like too many counts against you.
It might have just been a really similar name, I did just wake up... If you have an imposter, though, that's kind of flattering.
#48 to #47 - studbeefpile (01/19/2014) [-]
There's really no way of knowing.
#49 to #48 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Picture proof that I apparently got your weird clone to say hi to me
User avatar #50 to #49 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
That is peculiar indeed. I can assure you that isn't me.....I'll have to kill him.
#51 to #50 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
Killing a man for imitating your online persona is within perfectly legal boundaries
you have my ax
#52 to #51 - studbeefpile (02/10/2014) [-]
Clearly the only way to settle this.
#53 to #52 - atma (02/10/2014) [-]
oh lawd perfect
oh lawd perfect
User avatar #36 - pkashp (12/28/2013) [-]
Fat guy here, posting stuff

Changed my diet recently, started eating an apple and banana or oatmeal for breakfast, usually tuna sandwiches for lunch, whatever gets made for dinner, usually something with ground beef like spaghetti or burritos. I have my fair share of junk food, about a bag of chips a week, some random candy, couple cans of soda a day. I consider soda to be something I have with lunch/dinner, I have water the rest of the time.

Don't have much daily activity, most of my day involves sitting at a desk. The only activity I consider to be active is bringing in the occasional load of firewood, and the 0-3 times a week I have to perform firefighting duties. I'm not as concerned with strength building as I am with weight loss; I'm a big guy and stronger than most, I just have fat I'd like to get rid of.

Note: my asthma is really fucking terrible. I'd like to do something that can improve my lungs/breathing.
User avatar #38 to #36 - studbeefpile (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, stick with it for at least a week, and you'll find that seeing a lower number on the scale is far and away more enjoyable than eating shit.

Also also, after a few weeks the progress slows down, don't worry though, that's just how it works, you just have to keep at it.
User avatar #37 to #36 - studbeefpile (12/28/2013) [-]
Bioenergetic breathing exercises would probably help with your asthma, you can find some stuff about it on youtube.

As far as the rest goes, you're not doing too bad. For starters you should stop drinking soda entirely, just drink lots of water, you should be pissing pretty much all the time (that helps weight loss(1). Intermittent fasting is a wonderful tool, so if your schedule allows, I would do that as well (2). A little junk food is okay, just don't go overboard with it; all things within reason- Also, when you do have your more wholesome meals (should consist predominantly of meat) make sure you eat enough in that meal (3). Finally, just go for an hour long walk every morning. It doesn't sound like much, but it really goes a long way.

1. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/drink-your-water-children.html

2. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/10/intermittent-faaaaaasting.html

3. beefpilefitness.blogspot.com/2013/12/eat-till-youre-full.html

Please don't hesitate to ask more questions, I enjoy helping people.
#27 - fezzo (09/28/2013) [-]
Fellow opinion freedom fighter
#28 to #27 - studbeefpile (10/01/2013) [-]
Freedom to not give a shit about shit we don't wanna give a shit about. Even if that shit is anime.   
   
   
   
   
I don't give a shit about anime.
Freedom to not give a shit about shit we don't wanna give a shit about. Even if that shit is anime.




I don't give a shit about anime.
#24 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
User avatar #25 to #24 - studbeefpile (07/26/2013) [-]
What the dildo did you just dildoing say about me, you little dildo? I'll have you know I dildoed top of my dildo in the Navy dildos, and I've been involved in numerous secret dildos on dildo, and I have over 300 confirmed dildos. I am trained in dildo warfare and I'm the top dildo in the entire dildo armed dildos. You are nothing to me but just another dildo. I will wipe you the dildo out with precision the dildos of which has never been seen before on this dildo, mark my dildoing words. You think you can get away with saying that dildo to me over the Internet? Think again, dildo. As we speak I am dildoing my secret network of dildos across the dildo and your IP is being dildoed right now so you better prepare for the dildo, dildo. The dildo that wipes out the pathetic little dildo you call your life. You're dildoing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can dildo you in over dildo hundred ways, and that's just with my dildo hands. Not only am I extensively trained in dildo combat, but I have access to the entire dildo of the dildo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dildo ass off the dildo of the continent, you little dildo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "dildo" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dildoing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're dildoing the price, you dildoing idiot. I will dildo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dildoing dead, dildo.
User avatar #20 - leachan **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
You seem really cool, I'm sending you a friend request!
User avatar #21 to #20 - studbeefpile (04/29/2013) [-]
Cool beans.

If you don't mind my asking, what caught your eye?
#22 to #21 - leachan **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
The Jontron profile pic.
The Jontron profile pic.
#23 to #22 - studbeefpile (04/29/2013) [-]
Good enough for me.
Good enough for me.
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