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Date Signed Up:12/05/2010
Last Login:5/25/2013
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#479 - I'm laughing at all the people below me who took the bait... W… 03/24/2012 on evolution destroyed -1
#232 - Read this in Brian Cox's voice... 03/19/2012 on What is the meaning of this?! +1
#648 - Go on.... I'm intrigued!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. +1
User avatar #682 - narlydude (03/19/2012) [-]
The first time I experienced this, I saw a robust man standing beside my bed looking at me. It was so dark that I couldn't see his face. Since I was convinced this was a burglar I sat up in the bed and said: "Who are you?"... didn't get an answer so I asked the same question again, didn't get an answer this time either. Then I asked, "Why are you doing this?". Didn't get an answer.
So I got out of bed, pushed the man to the side (I could really feel the weight of this him) And turned on the lights an nothing was there.

That was pretty scary
#26 - Fucking movie... jumpy as shit! XD 03/18/2012 on Girl and Insidious Wave +3
#42 - Don't worry baby, you won't get a virus..  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2012 on If you know what I mean +10
#46 - remsaman (03/18/2012) [-]
but itll cost 3000 dollars and if it breaks, you need to buy a new one
#49 - hackapelite (03/18/2012) [-]
#142 - It's for mouth ulcers and irritant gums :P 03/18/2012 on What This Thing Is For? +1
#9 - Blegh. I immediately have to wash it XD can't stand that feel bro! 03/08/2012 on I have aids! 0
#105 - YES! I don't even know you, but I love you!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on Fry +3
User avatar #110 - mcderfenschmirt (03/05/2012) [-]
I'm assuming I love you too! :D
#20 - Rule 34 of this. Make it happen. 03/01/2012 on My little....wait wat +1
#24 - Your profile picture goes so well with that sentence...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2012 on Facebook (2) +1
User avatar #25 - asterael (02/27/2012) [-]
So it does..
#21 - That was the name of the plane I thought? :P  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2012 on Facebook (2) +1
User avatar #22 - asterael (02/27/2012) [-]
Hmm, that could be it!
User avatar #24 - stuartbewbzz (02/27/2012) [-]
Your profile picture goes so well with that sentence...
User avatar #25 - asterael (02/27/2012) [-]
So it does..
#244 - Okay, let's break this down: 1. It was an opinion. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2012 on Facebook Win 0
User avatar #254 - impo (02/26/2012) [-]
Aaah, thank you for your answer.
I have something left to say.

1. I respect your opinion, since you stated that it was one now. But I never would've said something against it if you were a little more nice (as in less rude) from the begining. I think that we both agree that calling people "special ed. kids" isn't nice.

2. Yup, I totally agree. I did want to sound smarter, but Simple psychology also tells me that you wanted to sound like a scumbag. (look at 1.)

3. I could agree with you on that one.

4. If you mean the muslim, you're right. Their religion is very strict and unforgiving, but here you're grouping all the other peacefull religions together too. I won't deny that there aren't any violent religions but there are peacefull religions too.

5. "Imaginary" is still a very cold word to people who do not think God is imaginary. If you said scientifically not possible to prove, it would've been much less rude and cold. Lack... Of... respect towards people right here.

6. Tradition, well... you're right. Can't say I disagree, wouldn't want to shove tradition down someones throat. I respect that opinion.

7.Brilliant answer. Altough I meant the humans tendency to believe in something supernatural, your answer was brilliant.

8. Right, I apologize my rude statement. ((Overbiased and have no idea of what I'm talking about)) I'll overlook this, just this one time.

9. Ain't it? I'm very proud of these atrocities I commit.
Bonus:
10. I overestimated your ability to make a decent statement.


#163 - Right, explain it to me then. Believing in something that has … 02/26/2012 on Facebook Win +3
#141 - The world would be so much simpler if religion wasn't allowed …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2012 on Facebook Win +5
#213 - impo (02/26/2012) [-]
I don't think it's up to one person to decide wether religion should be allowed in politics, especially not someone who considers that 90% of people (made up number) who are religious are "special ed. kids". That's just wrong man, also, grouping us ordinary folk with fanatics is also very hipocritical and shows that you know NOTHING of the religious world and all of its people. Besides, if you say that gods are imaginary you DISRESPECT TRADITION, INTEGRITY and ofcourse the RELIGIOUS ASPECT of every human on the planet... Even the atheists have an RELIGIOUS ASPECT wich should be respected too. It is denial of any for of the supernatural.

tl:dr you're a hypocrite who knows nothing of religion and is full of shit.
User avatar #244 - stuartbewbzz (02/26/2012) [-]
Okay, let's break this down:

1. It was an opinion. I'm not deciding anything, it's just an opinion.

2. I included no statistics. Simple psychology tells me that you included the numbers to make yourself appear smarter.

3. I didn't group all religious people. I simply said that religious views should not play a part in the legislation of a future government.

4. ''Know nothing of the religious world''. Well, I know enough to realise that their views are unfair and lead to discrimination, war, domestic violence, genocide and other nasty occurrences.

5. Well, ''imaginary'' is defined as ''Existing only in the imagination.'' so seeing the idea of there being a God was created by humans with no evidence to back it up we can safely assume it's imaginary.

6. The idea of 'tradition' is generally associated with religion so that one's self-explanatory; If you're religious then celebrate traditions but don't include it in a government.

7. I'm assuming by ''RELIGIOUS ASPECT'' (Nice use of caps by the way) you mean morality and human compassion? Well, this one's more complex to explain; Yes, religion somewhat influenced the amount of rules and guidelines for social acceptability. However, one could argue that these social aspects could still have come about regardless of the idea of a God being introduced.

8. It is you sir, who is full of shit. You're obviously over-biased and have no idea what you're talking about.

9. Your grammar is fucking atrocious.





User avatar #254 - impo (02/26/2012) [-]
Aaah, thank you for your answer.
I have something left to say.

1. I respect your opinion, since you stated that it was one now. But I never would've said something against it if you were a little more nice (as in less rude) from the begining. I think that we both agree that calling people "special ed. kids" isn't nice.

2. Yup, I totally agree. I did want to sound smarter, but Simple psychology also tells me that you wanted to sound like a scumbag. (look at 1.)

3. I could agree with you on that one.

4. If you mean the muslim, you're right. Their religion is very strict and unforgiving, but here you're grouping all the other peacefull religions together too. I won't deny that there aren't any violent religions but there are peacefull religions too.

5. "Imaginary" is still a very cold word to people who do not think God is imaginary. If you said scientifically not possible to prove, it would've been much less rude and cold. Lack... Of... respect towards people right here.

6. Tradition, well... you're right. Can't say I disagree, wouldn't want to shove tradition down someones throat. I respect that opinion.

7.Brilliant answer. Altough I meant the humans tendency to believe in something supernatural, your answer was brilliant.

8. Right, I apologize my rude statement. ((Overbiased and have no idea of what I'm talking about)) I'll overlook this, just this one time.

9. Ain't it? I'm very proud of these atrocities I commit.
Bonus:
10. I overestimated your ability to make a decent statement.


#156 - N. Korean citizen (02/26/2012) [-]
Im a deist, although i agree with your opinion, I disagree with your delivery. American law calls for a separation of church and state, so I believe there should be a vote whether Homosexual marriage should be legal, if someone speaks out against it for religious reasons or has in the past they should be exempt from the vote because clearly they can't keep matters of church and state out of their minds, i think its kind of a joke how people can be super religious, theres no corroboration of anything in the Bible except for the destruction of the temple at Jerusalem by the Babylonians, and the existence of a man dubbed by the Romans "Josephus" who was executed for causing an uprising. Those two incidents are only confirmed by one source each. Not to mention many of the guidelines laid down by the bible pertained to the times, so anyone who quotes scripture better never eat pork in their life because guess whats in the old testament. If a person is going to follow rules by someone laid down before them in a book, they must follow all rules in that book, not just the ones they prefer
User avatar #158 - kumabear (02/26/2012) [-]
this is my comment, forgot to log in, sorry guys
#150 - N. Korean citizen (02/26/2012) [-]
Another Elitist Atheist who thinks that religion automatically makes people idiots.

Bad form, bad form.
User avatar #184 - wrought (02/26/2012) [-]
Another Christian who thinks their religion should be allowed in politics because ____.

Stupid, stupid.
User avatar #163 - stuartbewbzz (02/26/2012) [-]
Right, explain it to me then. Believing in something that has never factually been proved and no one has ever seen... and devoting your entire life to it in the hope that you MIGHT end up living after death? Right.
#93 - I live 2 miles away from where the Apaches are based that depl… 02/24/2012 on Incoming Feel +6
#10 - Has anyone actually bought a slowpoke tail...? I wanna know wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2012 on With $1,000,000 +3
User avatar #14 - Alchemyst (02/23/2012) [-]
You can't. The maximum money you can have is 999,999. Same reason you need the coupon in Red/Blue/Yellow to get a bike.
#9 - tree fiddy...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2012 on ­­ 0
#137 - hovimestari (02/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you captain obvious, I'm glad we have users like You to figure out things like these.
#1136 - I can't... this is the best thing ever. 02/19/2012 on Its funny :D 0
#1132 - Sweet mother of Science... I love you.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2012 on Its funny :D 0
#1134 - SunilCCXXXVII (02/19/2012) [-]
... shit I feel dirty, stop thinking about me and loving me, love her.
#1180 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2012) [-]
Must...Not...FAP!
#1136 - stuartbewbzz (02/19/2012) [-]
I can't... this is the best thing ever.
#343 - gh0stofjealousy.tumblr.com/... Here ya go man :) 02/19/2012 on Dave Grohl 0
#1104 - inb4 shitsto- ....Too late. Pic not related by …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2012 on Its funny :D +3
#1129 - SunilCCXXXVII (02/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #1132 - stuartbewbzz (02/19/2012) [-]
Sweet mother of Science... I love you.
#1134 - SunilCCXXXVII (02/19/2012) [-]
... shit I feel dirty, stop thinking about me and loving me, love her.
#1180 - N. Korean citizen (02/19/2012) [-]
Must...Not...FAP!
#1136 - stuartbewbzz (02/19/2012) [-]
I can't... this is the best thing ever.
#1126 - ruinsage (02/19/2012) [-]
#1118 - SunilCCXXXVII (02/19/2012) [-]
time to fap....
#164 - WHY IS SHE DOING THAT TO HER CAT?! O.O 02/18/2012 on Awkward moment 13 0
#165 - By far one of the best movies I've seen :) Shame it was quite … 02/17/2012 on Chronicle in a Nutshell +1
#3 - Nice watermark you got there... and funny how this has already… 02/03/2012 on Italian Speaker for sure 0
#37 - It's to stop mouth ulcers from catching on your teeth... or at…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2012 on WTF 0
User avatar #40 - thepopnfresh (02/01/2012) [-]
no im fluent it says to stop mouth ulcers from getting caught in your teeth and some bull shit about how it -scientific proven
#59 - hejman (02/01/2012) [-]
Ok. A) You just said the exact same thing, but with a much more precocious attitude, and B) I highly doubt you're fluent in anything than retard if you can't even spell "I'm."
User avatar #45 - kargale (02/01/2012) [-]
so you say "no" and then proceed to say the exact same thing as them but with a little extra...where the fuck is the logic?
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User avatar #17 - ducey (08/12/2011) [-]
Sup MIDJE brother! I recently made a gold nugget piece of OC that got top 20. Firstly, is that front page? :S Im not sure - still a newbie. Secondly, someone subscribed to me... How do i check who has been foolish enough to do that?! :P Hope you're well
User avatar #13 - ducey (07/30/2011) [-]
Since you're my only friend here (im a genuine noob) could you please explain what my FJ points do? I read there was a store/will be (back in '10) but i can't see it anywhere! CHEERS
User avatar #14 to #13 - stuartbewbzz (07/30/2011) [-]
Hey man! Points don't really count for anything man. The store was meant to be made but never did. However a user did make a FJ store of his own. Look up 'Panoatizz' on facebook :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - ducey (07/31/2011) [-]
Oh okay. Sorry, 1 more Q - how does one "level"? By accumulating thumbs i imagine but when is the transition from lvl 1 to 2 for example?
User avatar #16 to #15 - stuartbewbzz (07/31/2011) [-]
Click your level and then click show all groups and it tells you the necessary thumbs for each rank :)
User avatar #11 - fuckdisshit (07/19/2011) [-]
410 thumbs! comment and a half!
User avatar #12 to #11 - stuartbewbzz (07/19/2011) [-]
539 now :D
User avatar #10 - stuartbewbzz (06/27/2011) [-]
Woooo! I made page 3! ;)
User avatar #8 - schjr **User deleted account** (03/20/2011) [-]
*roll 3* FAGGOT IM NOT GONNA QUIT AND IF I GET TRIPS AND YOU DONT DO IT ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL BOMBARD EVERYTHING FROM U WITH JUICY RED THUMBS!!!!!!1 ok fb status: last night i tried beastiality with some frogs down by the river. they licked my anus until they couldent lick it any more!
User avatar #9 to #8 - schjr **User deleted account** (03/20/2011) [-]
fuck i forgot i couldent do tht on here. im going on one of ut pics to do it
User avatar #7 - sirbonzaiatak (03/06/2011) [-]
hey i lol'd at ur pic, check out mine and thumb up please :D
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User avatar #4 - Sjurzlol (02/11/2011) [-]
Hey mate!

Third vocal cover is up! Check it out:

http://funnyjunk.com/youtube/1647746/Vocal+Cover+Suicide+Silence/
Peace!

-Sjors
User avatar #5 to #4 - stuartbewbzz (02/11/2011) [-]
Fucking epic mate! :D
User avatar #3 - stuartbewbzz (01/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Sjurzlol (01/22/2011) [-]
Hey stuart! I will have a new vocal cover uploaded tonight! keep an eye out!

Its JFAC-Knee deep, dedicated to you : P Spread the video around please :)

Peace!
User avatar #2 to #1 - stuartbewbzz (01/23/2011) [-]
Wooooo!!! Thanks man! I'll check it out :D
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