strychnine
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| Gender: | male |
| Consoles Owned: | NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2 |
| Video Games Played: | old school games. 80's 90's |
| Interests: | Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling |
| Date Signed Up: | 6/12/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
| Location: | Portugal |
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latest user's comments
| #825 - it's harder when there are kids involved. no wonder i'm s… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW | 0 |
 He tried to kill me and my kids because I wanted a divorce. I just chop it up to being adorable. | ||
| #803 - damn that sucks. what about kids? [+] (3 new replies) | 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW | 0 |
| it's harder when there are kids involved. no wonder i'm so scared of marriage, i know lots of cases of people who were together for many years and then they get married and it doesn't last long.. marriage is a curse, lol. He tried to kill me and my kids because I wanted a divorce. I just chop it up to being adorable. | ||
| #800 - may i ask you how old are you? you seem too young to be divorc… [+] (5 new replies) | 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW | 0 |
| I am 27. Was married for 5 years, together for 10. He went lazy then crazy. it's harder when there are kids involved. no wonder i'm so scared of marriage, i know lots of cases of people who were together for many years and then they get married and it doesn't last long.. marriage is a curse, lol. He tried to kill me and my kids because I wanted a divorce. I just chop it up to being adorable. | ||
| #799 - dafuq's going on? [+] (1 new reply) | 10/27/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +1 |
 so my lacrosse team does this thing where for initiation the freshmen have to find a random girl on campus they don't know and convince her to jump into this reservoir that's by our uni with them it's supposed to be without telling her what it's for, but they forgot that this year and I'm not a freshman but my girlfriend (in the shirt) heard about it because my teammates got some of her friends to jump with them and she thought it sounded fun so she decided to go do it too and I jumped with her. Also this was last week and we're in the mountains so that shit was pretty fucking cold. | ||
| #320 - you're a very handsome young man. i'd give you oral … | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +3 |
| #314 - School shooter/10 [+] (1 new reply) | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +4 |
| #310 - i can confirm this statement. [+] (1 new reply) | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +2 |
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| #304 - damn, thought this would be the first time i talk to a porn ac… | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +1 |
| #288 - Hmm, excuse me ma'am but aren't you a porn actress? i s… [+] (2 new replies) | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | 0 |
| damn, thought this would be the first time i talk to a porn actress. | ||
| #272 - Picture | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +2 |
| #263 - just your average Funnyjunker. [+] (1 new reply) | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +4 |
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| #128 - eh why not. | 10/26/2015 on Show me your face NOW | +6 |
| #14 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 10/26/2015 on Today's body image | +5 |
| #9 - **strychnine used "*roll 1, cis privilege*"** **strychnine … | 10/26/2015 on Did you check your... | 0 |
| #13 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… | 10/25/2015 on First black guy to admit... | 0 |
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| #143 - joshlol wouldn't be able to handle such a dangerous gf.. | 10/25/2015 on Roll for joshlol's new... | 0 |
| #139 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** [+] (1 new reply) | 10/25/2015 on Roll for joshlol's new... | 0 |
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| #102 - **** you man, i'll never ever trust you again. | 10/25/2015 on What should I rename this... | +1 |
| #12 - Picture | 10/25/2015 on Anyone wanna netflix and... | +1 |
| #160 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** | 10/25/2015 on I'll be your husband-o | 0 |
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zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)
She's plotting to kill me
please send help
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please send help
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murrlogic (06/08/2015) [-] Someone enjoys Supernatural
Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.
Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.
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strychnine (04/25/2015) [-] strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"
*me rolls 4444*
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"
*me rolls 4444*
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strychnine (02/18/2015) [-] thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me
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strychnine (02/18/2015) [-] lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
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strychnine (02/05/2015) [-] it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
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cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-] Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
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strychnine (02/05/2015) [-] i've got tons of them. lol
- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
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cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-] Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
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strychnine (02/05/2015) [-] i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
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ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-] you are really asking me to give you my sword of red thumbs for free?
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strychnine (08/28/2012) [-] lol sorry dude, it's the first time i click the trade thing! i'm trying to learn how to use it
