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strychnine

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strychnine Avatar Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2
Video Games Played: old school games. 80's 90's
Interests: Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Portugal
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11965
Comment Ranking:#21121
Highest Content Rank:#2012
Highest Comment Rank:#75
Content Thumbs: 8965 total,  10253 ,  1288
Comment Thumbs: 31649 total,  38183 ,  6534
Content Level Progress: 65% (65/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 64% (640/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:17
Content Views:501041
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:9285
FJ Points:55588

latest user's comments

#1591 - damn, i wanna be a pet-sitter too! 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1589 - i was just kidding, you look fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1621 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#1584 - you have a booger coming out of your nose.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +2
User avatar #1587 - LiberatedCommie (06/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, this piercing tends to look like that
User avatar #1589 - strychnine (06/01/2014) [-]
i was just kidding, you look fine.
#1621 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#1574 - if Johnny Depp kissed me i'd probably have an orgasm, and i'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
User avatar #1576 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
I can understand that !
#1563 - oh the girl who got kissed by Johnny Depp. i bet you'll neve…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
User avatar #1566 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
yep.. That's true
#1774 - candleeater (06/01/2014) [-]
Did he smell like success? I bet he did
User avatar #1784 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
ohhh yes !
User avatar #1946 - ohhh (06/01/2014) [-]
Well this is a nice mention.
User avatar #1966 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
haha .. you must get at lot of these ?
User avatar #1975 - ohhh (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, far too many.
User avatar #1990 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
ohhh I'm sorry.. It must be s..ohhh annoying ..
sorry .. I will stop
#1806 - candleeater (06/01/2014) [-]
Did he say anything or did he just go for it I gotsta know what pick-up lines celebrities use
#1853 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
He said "waaoow" and good stuff about my drawing... and just went for it..
he was probably so amazed and thought to himself "I'm am gonna marry this lady one day" .. or.. that was how I saw it
#1894 - candleeater (06/01/2014) [-]
So say "waaoow" and complement their drawing ... yes, yes this will be my new standard pick-up line. Btw that is a pretty fucking awesome drawing and if he doesn't marry you because of it, well then he clearly must be gay in which case Tim Burton is a lucky man
User avatar #1931 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
haha thank you .. I do agree ;)
User avatar #1574 - strychnine (06/01/2014) [-]
if Johnny Depp kissed me i'd probably have an orgasm, and i'm not even gay!

lol just kidding.
User avatar #1576 - mizzdepp (06/01/2014) [-]
I can understand that !
#1557 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +1
#1545 - Radiant smile! 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1544 - ahh so comfy resting on your boob. lol 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1534 - Picture 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... 0
#1529 - What, my neck? r you a vampire? eheheh  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +1
User avatar #1531 - yulster (06/01/2014) [-]
;) yeah......
#1515 - Who wants a bite of my steak? :-]  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie weekend... +1
User avatar #1518 - yulster (06/01/2014) [-]
I wanna bite something else...
User avatar #1529 - strychnine (06/01/2014) [-]
What, my neck? r you a vampire? eheheh
User avatar #1531 - yulster (06/01/2014) [-]
;) yeah......
#258 - strychnine 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on paparoachgirl's profile 0
#9 - paparoachgirl (04/15/2014) [-]
Please be my best friend
#163 - Comment deleted 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
#8 - tuga?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on joaomartins's profile 0
User avatar #9 - joaomartins (04/11/2014) [-]
Sim, mas sem qualquer amor pelo pais.
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#1 - First pic is from 'Green Street Hooligans', awesome movie. 01/28/2014 on Men 0
#1 - Looks great. 01/28/2014 on Red hair!!!! 0
#14 - Picture 11/04/2013 on tallchaitealatte's profile 0
#94 - Picture 11/03/2013 on Lizzygirl's profile 0
#54 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Best Era Ever +1
#55 - flozzier (11/03/2013) [-]
#11 - Picture 10/31/2013 on Scumbag Schlong -1
#9 - what are you, a dyke? lol  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Scumbag Schlong -1
#10 - kualeifarne (10/31/2013) [-]
You really think so?!
#11 - strychnine (10/31/2013) [-]
#7 - i don't understand, what do you mean?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Scumbag Schlong -1
User avatar #8 - kualeifarne (10/30/2013) [-]
Penis
User avatar #9 - strychnine (10/31/2013) [-]
what are you, a dyke? lol
#10 - kualeifarne (10/31/2013) [-]
You really think so?!
#11 - strychnine (10/31/2013) [-]
#2 - ahah, cool guy. you should do a video and upload it to youtube! 10/30/2013 on Hand feeding my chameleon... 0
#6355354 - Picture 10/25/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
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User avatar #324 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
may i pls have your fj points addy took mine :c
#323 - jabsgreywarden (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello! How are you new friend?
User avatar #322 - sexymossantamby (07/20/2013) [-]
selling your dubs?
as in 11, 22, 33 ect
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#319 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Es Panileiro.
User avatar #308 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
you are really asking me to give you my sword of red thumbs for free?
User avatar #309 to #308 - strychnine (08/28/2012) [-]
lol sorry dude, it's the first time i click the trade thing! i'm trying to learn how to use it
User avatar #307 - amozi (08/01/2012) [-]
Inb4 you remove me from your friends
#306 - strychnine (06/01/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 232**
User avatar #325 to #306 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
**twi rolls 0**
#303 - seekay (04/09/2012) [-]
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#299 - anonymous (04/09/2012) [-]
Hey bro, turns out you're a ***** .
Sorry to here!
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