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strychnine

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2
Video Games Played: old school games. 80's 90's
Interests: Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Portugal
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11166
Comment Ranking:#233
Highest Content Rank:#2012
Highest Comment Rank:#75
Content Thumbs: 8979 total,  10275 ,  1296
Comment Thumbs: 40619 total,  47688 ,  7069
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 189 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 190 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 98.5% (985/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:38
Content Views:505129
Times Content Favorited:4 times
Total Comments Made:10482
FJ Points:61946

latest user's comments

#8 - Miracles do happen.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Hey Racists, don't judge... -2
#10 - duckwith (05/29/2015) [-]
*Plastic surgery
#4 - Everything is rape for feminists.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/29/2015 on #YesAllWomen +19
User avatar #5 - admin (05/29/2015) [-]
ok to be fair, I think farting is basically rape too

i don't wanna smell someone's shit particles
#36 - anonymous (05/30/2015) [-]
yes you do
#18 - karvarausku (05/29/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** your whole existence is particles, you absorb particles. Shit is particles, you absorb shit, whole your life you have been absorbing shit. You have become the shit.
#12 - anonymous (05/29/2015) [-]
That's THE funniest thing you've EVER said
#10 - emperorehryn (05/29/2015) [-]
Ever give someone a foot rub? 90% of people walk around with fecal matter on the bottoms of their feet.
User avatar #7 - miia (05/29/2015) [-]
yes you do
#168 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Show off your beard +82
#4 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Asshole Animals +184
#130 - granddaddypurp (05/30/2015) [-]
by any chance, does anyone know the breed of the second white dog that pops up
#132 - thurrito (05/31/2015) [-]
maybe Tibetan Spaniel (pic related)
#85 - chrisfisto (05/29/2015) [-]
#52 - rollingpicture (05/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #42 - olisaurus (05/29/2015) [-]
"Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this"
#45 - centraldogma (05/29/2015) [-]
#46 - olisaurus (05/29/2015) [-]
thank you
#24 - zefrys (05/29/2015) [-]
seen this multiple times, who the fuck is he?
User avatar #49 - thurrito (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm not positive, but it might be from a show called The Pet Shop with Marc Morrone.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #113 - dasbrot (05/29/2015) [-]
I can hear the whimpers in my head.
#22 - symphoric (05/29/2015) [-]
I watched this clip, an a few others, this isn't the first time this guy let a dog get it's nose or tongue caught. As cute as the gif is, the actual clip that poor pup cried so badly. He would have all kinda of animals on a single table, way more than he could manage, and in one of his videos the camera goes dark but you hear a bird take off and a smacking noise, an the guy says he's dead, or he broke his neck, something along those lines. It really really made me dislike this guy's stuff. An now the sight of it always just makes me sad...
#95 - anonymous (05/29/2015) [-]
A puppy got his tongue bitten, this is nothing compared to what wild animals go through.
User avatar #19 - rainbownuke (05/29/2015) [-]
hello darkness my old friend
User avatar #11 - betterguygreg (05/29/2015) [-]
That other dog's like "OH GOD DAMN"
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Asshole Animals +123
#48 - brandinifettucine (05/29/2015) [-]
#6 - Picture 05/28/2015 on FJ is going to have a lot... +1
#3 - Thank god, i thought it was my internet 05/28/2015 on FJ is going to have a lot... +31
#1103 - Excellent 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +3
#1091 - Picture 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
#1007 - nice try. 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +2
#991 - Nelson Mandela? you still alive bro  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +2
User avatar #995 - phenact (05/28/2015) [-]
I'm morgan freeman you ignorant twat
#1007 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
nice try.
#988 - dem eyes..  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +1
User avatar #1108 - iceangel (05/28/2015) [-]
Haha thanks
#955 - no problem my friend.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
#1040 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
#1103 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
Excellent
#950 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? 0
User avatar #953 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
thank you
#955 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
no problem my friend.
#1040 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
#1103 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
Excellent
#685 - lol took me a while. <- i had already made one of …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +1
User avatar #692 - potatos (05/27/2015) [-]
I should just send you all my selfies, you make them so much better.
#663 - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +8
#681 - tarabostes (05/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #670 - potatos (05/27/2015) [-]
Love it.
#685 - strychnine (05/27/2015) [-]
lol took me a while.

<- i had already made one of you if i'm not mistaken
User avatar #692 - potatos (05/27/2015) [-]
I should just send you all my selfies, you make them so much better.
#487 - Hope you like it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +2
User avatar #510 - synaracus (05/27/2015) [-]
Holy fuck I love it
This is my new fb profile picture thank u <3
#344 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +29
User avatar #935 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
how do you make these?
User avatar #950 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #953 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
thank you
#955 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
no problem my friend.
#1040 - thegamepixel (05/28/2015) [-]
#1103 - strychnine (05/28/2015) [-]
Excellent
#180 - yea, eating a steak. lol 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +1
#139 - and a cute human you are. i'd love to pinch those chubby cheeks  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +3
#161 - tepidteal (05/27/2015) [-]
Thank you.
You're the fellow who's sitting at a picnic tablet usually, right? I mean your photo.
#180 - strychnine (05/27/2015) [-]
yea, eating a steak. lol
#91 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +82
#948 - maymayguy (05/28/2015) [-]
#680 - hardongo (05/27/2015) [-]
#29 - Just cuz you asked nicelly ad-man.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Are you really human? +238
#1273 - elgrind (05/28/2015) [-]
I need your strongest potion.
User avatar #1013 - purpleday (05/28/2015) [-]
Makes me think of steve buscemi
User avatar #690 - amsel (05/27/2015) [-]
This proves nothing!
#647 - satoshimiwa (05/27/2015) [-]
It's... you! The hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor...
#494 - gruznik (05/27/2015) [-]
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
#417 - cloakndagger (05/27/2015) [-]
...Quasimodo? Is that you? You did something with your hair, didn't you?
User avatar #275 - zouphy (05/27/2015) [-]
>inb4 the "Random" button in Oblivion
#199 - damianblu (05/27/2015) [-]
It's like all the worst parts of Steve Buscemi.
#126 - alarubra (05/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #1313 - ohhh (05/28/2015) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #937 - loopzoop (05/28/2015) [-]
what the fuck
#65 - oinos (05/27/2015) [-]
The source Pepe was found.

Behold his glory.
#47 - psychadelicace (05/27/2015) [-]
#37 - suchtino (05/27/2015) [-]
a mix between hitler and an abortion
User avatar #562 - elmirbuljubasic (05/27/2015) [-]
Basically an Admin cosplay.
User avatar #322 - sickmyduckk (05/27/2015) [-]
You would still hit that and dont you deny it.
#515 - suchtino (05/27/2015) [-]
"still hit it"?

i would hit this mix more than anything else
#71 - chokinandtokin (05/27/2015) [-]
#12 - SWAG is all you need.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on Requirements to get a GF +51
User avatar #18 - derivat (05/27/2015) [-]
*money
#45 - Here you go bro. 05/27/2015 on listen you fucking bitches,... +1
#14 - Picture 05/26/2015 on FJ > TV Shows +7

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User avatar #380 - Sewallman (20 hours ago) [-]
**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**Sewallman rolls 127**
User avatar #379 - strychnine (04/25/2015) [-]
strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"

*me rolls 4444*
User avatar #376 - yousaygoodbye (04/05/2015) [-]
Hi
#372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay so we know this gif......
Okay so we know this gif......


#373 to #372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
#374 to #373 - strychnine (03/19/2015) [-]
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
#375 to #374 - cunninglinguist (03/19/2015) [-]
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
User avatar #371 - strychnine (02/25/2015) [-]
**strychnine rolls 1111**
User avatar #364 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
is that profile pic really you?
User avatar #366 to #365 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just asking, if it is then im sure you've probably been told this before but ur handsome as fuk..
User avatar #367 to #366 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me
User avatar #368 to #367 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
nah u should have been featured on addys attractive ppl of fj if ya weren't already. i was and i sure as hell did not deserve it
User avatar #369 to #368 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
User avatar #370 to #369 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just felt like the bar was set so high haha
#326 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
mfw your comment on my pic
mfw your comment on my pic
#327 to #326 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
#329 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Also, hell yeah Jensen Ackles.
#328 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
You're not too shabby yourself
You're not too shabby yourself
#332 to #330 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
#333 to #332 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Absolutely. who doesn't?
Absolutely. who doesn't?
#334 to #333 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
#335 to #334 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. muah    
   
lol
Yes. muah

lol
#337 to #336 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
lol, i've never seen that gif before     
   
Naughty Dean.
lol, i've never seen that gif before

Naughty Dean.
#338 to #337 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
goddamn dat gif.
goddamn dat gif.
#339 to #338 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Not even Castiel escapes
Not even Castiel escapes
#340 to #339 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Holy 			****		 where did you find that
Holy **** where did you find that
#341 to #340 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
#342 to #341 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
#343 to #342 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
well, at least it's not incest.
well, at least it's not incest.
#344 to #343 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I've got news for you, buddy
I've got news for you, buddy
#361 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i'm watching the new episode right now
i'm watching the new episode right now
#362 to #361 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
#353 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i've got tons of them. lol   
   
- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
i've got tons of them. lol

- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
#354 to #353 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
#359 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
#360 to #359 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
#357 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
#358 to #357 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
#355 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
yess.   
   
&quot;i've got the moves like Jagger..&quot;
yess.

"i've got the moves like Jagger.."
#356 to #355 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Hnnghh so happy to find another person who loves Supernatural on here.

#345 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Fansgirls dream. ahah   
   
Dean kisses them all.
Fansgirls dream. ahah

Dean kisses them all.
#346 to #345 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
#351 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
It's a love/hate relationship.
It's a love/hate relationship.
#352 to #351 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That's the best kind ;-;    
   
   
   
I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
That's the best kind ;-;



I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
#349 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Feelings are bad.
Feelings are bad.
#350 to #349 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
#347 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
#348 to #347 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor baby  He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
Poor baby He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
User avatar #324 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
may i pls have your fj points addy took mine :c
#323 - jabsgreywarden (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello! How are you new friend?
User avatar #322 - sexymossantamby (07/20/2013) [-]
selling your dubs?
as in 11, 22, 33 ect
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#319 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Es Panileiro.
User avatar #308 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
you are really asking me to give you my sword of red thumbs for free?
User avatar #309 to #308 - strychnine (08/28/2012) [-]
lol sorry dude, it's the first time i click the trade thing! i'm trying to learn how to use it
User avatar #307 - amozi (08/01/2012) [-]
Inb4 you remove me from your friends
#306 - strychnine (06/01/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 232**
User avatar #325 to #306 - twi (01/28/2014) [-]
**twi rolls 0**
#303 - seekay (04/09/2012) [-]
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#302 - oldfunnymemories (04/09/2012) [-]
I smell a 			******
I smell a ******
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