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Gender:	male
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Video Games Played:	old school games. 80's 90's
Interests:	Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:	6/12/2011
Last Login:	1/14/2016
Location:	Portugal
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#26 - This song would be perfect.	08/21/2015 on Vote for the Next FJ Dances...	+1
#34 - Picture [+] (3 new replies)	08/21/2015 on Hillary's time is up	0
#47 - jallelthalas (08/22/2015) [-] #43 - anon (08/21/2015) [-] that's fake, right? #37 - anon (08/21/2015) [-] I'd tap that.
#722 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* strychnine rolled image	08/21/2015 on What turned you gay	0
#214 - Britland. it's rainy and ****	08/21/2015 on Hey Europe, show me what...	+1
#318 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* strychnine rolled image	08/21/2015 on This is your new husband	0
#181 - thank Odin i don't live there!	08/21/2015 on I love you virginya but you...	+2
#11 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/21/2015 on Admin's hot date this weekend	+1
#131 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)	08/20/2015 on Let FJ rate your gf / bf	0
#188 - vexeranhd (08/20/2015) [-] 7/10 Needs a better ass.
#124 - Picture	08/20/2015 on Let FJ rate your gf / bf	+1
#163 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/20/2015 on Roll Dubs, get banned +...	0
#32 - are you sure those are implants?! i totally thought they were … [+] (5 new replies)	08/20/2015 on When you aim for her mouth,	+1
#36 - letting (08/20/2015) [-] Nobody really knows for sure. Go squeeze 'em and then get back to us with your findings. #37 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] Sexual harassment is dangerous in out PC world #38 - letting (08/20/2015) [-] Well, to be fair, I think that would absolutely be sexual harassment... #40 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] It would be called rape #34 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] She changed her name after her modeling career (it might be her real name now and she changed it back) but she was a B cup at best. (If someone can remember the other name, i didn't care enough to.)
#27 - is that guy her bf/husband?? [+] (14 new replies)	08/20/2015 on When you aim for her mouth,	0
#29 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] Yeah, if it's any consolation she was a failed model who got implants to become what is essentially a youtube whore. Still hot tho. #33 - letting (08/20/2015) [-] She very vehemently denies the fact that she got implants, but then again, so does Nigri and we all know those are as fake as a Chinese knockoff... I'm no boob expert, but they look pretty damn large for her frame. #73 - alcoholicsemen (08/20/2015) [-] bras be putting some magicians to shame #68 - reaperriley (08/20/2015) [-] The issue with chick with large tits or asses is that most claim that they are real until they literally cant deny otherwise. No one hate real tits, some people hate fake tits. Until that changes we wont know the truth. #71 - alcoholicsemen (08/20/2015) [-] gotta love all tits equal big= small real= fake in my book i just want a good pairing to the bodytype she has #72 - reaperriley (08/20/2015) [-] im more of an ass man myself. #114 - Unimaksu (08/20/2015) [-] i'm with you there, i like a nice pair of tits, but it doesn't matter how nice her tits are, if she doesn't have a butt to match it i don't bother #74 - alcoholicsemen (08/20/2015) [-] dont get me started on the butt bruh #32 - strychnine (08/20/2015) [-] are you sure those are implants?! i totally thought they were 100% natural #36 - letting (08/20/2015) [-] Nobody really knows for sure. Go squeeze 'em and then get back to us with your findings. #37 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] Sexual harassment is dangerous in out PC world #38 - letting (08/20/2015) [-] Well, to be fair, I think that would absolutely be sexual harassment... #40 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] It would be called rape #34 - wellimnotsure (08/20/2015) [-] She changed her name after her modeling career (it might be her real name now and she changed it back) but she was a B cup at best. (If someone can remember the other name, i didn't care enough to.)
#23 - never forget to tell and show her how much you love her. …	08/20/2015 on up for some feels?	+2
#234 - Read this faggots. don't believe all the ******** you w… [+] (3 new replies)	08/19/2015 on Nagasaki Nuclear Bomb Survivor	0
#281 - thefates (08/19/2015) [-] 0/10 The article author provides literally no source for any of his claims. #241 - Karlmarxx (08/19/2015) [-] Without reading the article, everyone should know that it was necessary. It saved millions of lives that would have otherwise been lost during a ground invasion of Japan. #320 - godisbert (08/20/2015) [-] Here in Brasil, we are taught that Japan was on the verge of surrendering (Since their army had been reduced to very small and the people's morale was really low with all the bombings and stuff) and that the bombs were a show of strenght to help the US contest the USSR over the spoils of the war.
#135 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/19/2015 on Australia is doing it right	0
#13 - Michael Cera has a higher probability of winning an Oscar than… [+] (8 new replies)	08/18/2015 on How it feels to never win...	+13
#25 - Lilstow (08/19/2015) [-] i get the joke, but michael cera's acting isn't exactly impressive. #30 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] you take that back you uncircumcised pleb!!! #31 - Lilstow (08/19/2015) [-] he plays the same character in every movie, and it's not even an interesting character. #49 - coloredundies (08/19/2015) [-] its true #60 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] He should've won an Oscar for Youth in Revolt. And another for best supporting actor. #53 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/19/2015) [-] Well, hollywood needed a role model for a fuckboi and he most likely seemed a perfect specimen. #52 - allthelolz (08/19/2015) [-] Might as well add Scott Pilgrim to that list #51 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] In this is the end he had a pretty good thing going, he was still awkward though.
#4 - Bitches be like: ain't my baby handsome?! just like … [+] (3 new replies)	08/18/2015 on When my friends try to...	+6
#9 - anon (08/19/2015) [-] I really don't like to push sterotypes further, but that baby really looks like a gorilla/monkey baby...Just not as cute...It looks like a gorilla baby that was punshed in the face with a boxing glove multiple times... #6 - plantain (08/18/2015) [-] I know, right? #5 - lecorbi (08/18/2015) [-] jesus christ
#149 - Dave Grohl's not into gay **** . [+] (1 new reply)	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	+1
#177 - diddlemyfiddle (08/16/2015) [-]
#130 - Picture	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	+11
#121 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	0
#95 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	0
#78 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	0
#71 - Picture	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	+4
#58 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i… [+] (2 new replies)	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	+25
#219 - nosurprise (08/16/2015) [-] She can perform a fatality on me anytime #71 - strychnine (08/16/2015) [-]
#52 - *strychnine used "roll picture"* **strychnine rolled i…	08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend	0

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#391 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)

stickied by strychnine

She's plotting to kill me

please send help

#394 - hitlerisgod (09/10/2015) [-]

#382 - scorpidea has deleted their comment [-]

#383 to #382 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]

she's japanese?

#385 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]

100%, she is in Tokyo right now visiting her family. left 13 days ago, will be back in 11 more.

#384 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]

She is Japanese...

#386 to #384 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]

she looks a bit like Yoko Ono.

#388 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]

However... she still does NOT look her age...

#389 to #388 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]

asians age slower than caucasians.

#390 to #389 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]

yeah... till they hit about 60... then BOOM overnight...

#387 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]

Tell her that, and I wouldn't be the only one dead... she would bury you along side me.

Her ex-husband often tried to compare himself and her to John and Yoko.

#381 - murrlogic (06/08/2015) [-]

Someone enjoys Supernatural

Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.

#380 - Sewallman (06/02/2015) [-]

**Sewallman used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**Sewallman rolls 127**

#379 - strychnine (04/25/2015) [-]

strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**strychnine rolls 2,185**"
*me rolls 4444*

#376 - yousaygoodbye (04/05/2015) [-]

#372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]

Okay so we know this gif......

#373 to #372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]

The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane

#374 to #373 - strychnine (03/19/2015) [-]

haha that's pretty awesome. made my day

#375 to #374 - cunninglinguist (03/19/2015) [-]

I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever

#371 - strychnine (02/25/2015) [-]

**strychnine rolls 1111**

#364 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]

is that profile pic really you?

#365 to #364 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]

why?

#366 to #365 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]

idk just asking, if it is then im sure you've probably been told this before but ur handsome as fuk..

#367 to #366 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]

thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me

#368 to #367 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]

nah u should have been featured on addys attractive ppl of fj if ya weren't already. i was and i sure as hell did not deserve it

#369 to #368 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]

lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive

#370 to #369 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]

idk just felt like the bar was set so high haha

#326 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

mfw your comment on my pic

#327 to #326 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to

#329 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

Also, hell yeah Jensen Ackles.

#328 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

You're not too shabby yourself

#331 to #328 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

#330 to #328 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

#332 to #330 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?

#333 to #332 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

Absolutely. who doesn't?

#334 to #333 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.

#335 to #334 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

Yes. muah

lol

#336 to #335 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

aw yiss

#337 to #336 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

lol, i've never seen that gif before

Naughty Dean.

#338 to #337 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

goddamn dat gif.

#339 to #338 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

Not even Castiel escapes

#340 to #339 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

Holy **** where did you find that

#341 to #340 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them

#342 to #341 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot

#343 to #342 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

well, at least it's not incest.

#344 to #343 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

I've got news for you, buddy

#361 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

i'm watching the new episode right now

#362 to #361 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.

#363 to #362 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

#353 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

i've got tons of them. lol

- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'

#354 to #353 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.

#359 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome

#360 to #359 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now

#357 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]

it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!

#358 to #357 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]

I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up