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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: NES, Super Nintendo, Master System, Mega Drive, Playstation 2
Video Games Played: old school games. 80's 90's
Interests: Movies, internet, sports (soccer), travelling
Date Signed Up:6/12/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Portugal
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#83 - Picture 09/01/2015 on you think i'm playin? +9
#89 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on feminists 0
#94 - yisumad (08/31/2015) [-]
#28 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 08/31/2015 on They do it for free +4
#55 - oh nvm, looks like my meme knowledge is weak. 08/30/2015 on FJ Dances to "What Is Love?" +2
#52 - m'am i'm not attacking you. i was jk  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on FJ Dances to "What Is Love?" 0
#55 - strychnine (08/30/2015) [-]
oh nvm, looks like my meme knowledge is weak.
#51 - Damn, look how healthy anikachu and qotsa look like. ( ͡…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on FJ Dances to "What Is Love?" +2
#199 - qotsa (08/31/2015) [-]
thanks, my secret is to eat only things that had a face
#47 - > nickname 'catpower' > has a dog ( ͡º Íœ…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2015 on FJ Dances to "What Is Love?" +2
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#50 - catpower (08/30/2015) [-]
I cam out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
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#52 - strychnine (08/30/2015) [-]
m'am i'm not attacking you. i was jk
#55 - strychnine (08/30/2015) [-]
oh nvm, looks like my meme knowledge is weak.
#538 - FJ mods have sexual intercourse with females. Those freak…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on A mod will reply to your... 0
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#542 - posttwo (08/30/2015) [-]
a lot do
#116 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled image ** 08/30/2015 on Admin will eat this 0
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#109 - Picture 08/30/2015 on Admin will eat this +3
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#407 - i understand but at the same time you have to admit something … 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists 0
#400 - i actually live in Switzerland, and you're right but they have…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists +1
#406 - thatoneiranianguy (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, and how often do you have mass shootings in Switzerland?

That being said, the Swiss guy I talked to on /r/guns made this infochart, some of the things that make Switzerland have less regulation than the United States:
No MG bans, no SBR laws, no NFA entirely. Which eliminates a shit ton of firearm restrictions.

I'm not saying that the U.S. doesn't have a problem, but it's certainly not guns. You guys are just better trained than the average American gun owner is, that is for sure.
#353 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists +3
#370 - xgrandmoffx (08/30/2015) [-]
*last year, criminals with no respect for the law killed...
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#425 - wersand (08/30/2015) [-]
That's not what the coroners report says.
#346 - how's that working for you America  [+] (6 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists +2
#397 - beforeyouknowit (08/30/2015) [-]
His argument wasn't that guns don't kill people. It's that if a gun isn't in the hands of someone, it won't load itself and shoot you because it's "evil." I agree, the amount of murders committed with the assistance of firearms is staggeringly high in the US and I wish we could do something about it but most people who purchase firearms in the US don't even have proper education on owning the weapon; I've met too many people who look at them like toys and I think it's ridiculous that in states like Texas you can walk into a store and walk out with a rifle or handgun without any paperwork.
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#410 - thatoneiranianguy (08/30/2015) [-]
>Texas you can walk into a store and walk out with a rifle or handgun without any paperwork.

Well, that's entirely bullshit. Because when you buy a gun from an FFL you have to fill out the ATF 4473 form, otherwise they are breaking federal law.

The only time a 4473 form is not required if it's a private purchase from someone who is not an FFL. However, if your store specifically sells guns it must obtain an FFL and buy, sell, and trade firearms within the confines of the law.
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#407 - strychnine (08/30/2015) [-]
i understand but at the same time you have to admit something has to be done.
it's too easy to acquire weapons there
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#389 - thatoneiranianguy (08/30/2015) [-]
Yet of course you fail to mention all the countries that have out right banned guns and have a significantly higher gun murder rate than the United States.

Infact, Switzerland has close to no restrictions on firearms, similar to Slovenia and have some of the lowest overall crime in Europe and in the entire world - both having less restrictive firearm measures than the United States.

It's almost like your biased chart is complete bullshit and not factoring in the reality is that culture makes crime.
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#400 - strychnine (08/30/2015) [-]
i actually live in Switzerland, and you're right but they have a well-regulated militia instead of a standing army. They have universal background checks and universal licensing. They require firearm training before a gun can be owned. They have near total restrictions on the purchase and use of ammunition. In fact, they regulate and restrict much more than America does.

Bullet points (pun intended) on Firearms in Switzerland
•Nearly every male in Switzerland goes through firearm training at the age of 20.
•Swiss males are allowed to keep their firearms after the end of their military service at age 30. The fully automatic weapons must be converted to semi automatic before they can keep them as civilians.
•Switzerland has universal gun registration on gun ownership.
•Switzerland has universal background checks on all gun purchases.
•Switzerland requires universal reporting of firearm transactions, whether commercial or private transfer of ownership.
•Switzerland's carry laws are highly regulated and very restricted. Other than militia members transporting their firearms on their way to militia training, very few people are allowed to actually carry firearms. And they cannot be loaded.
•Despite the militia requirement in Switzerland, the rate of gun ownership (by percentage) in the United States is much higher than in Switzerland.
•Males between 20 and 30 years of age are required to own firearms in Switzerland because they are the nation's well regulated milita. Switzerland has no standing army. It is their civilian militia (much like the intent of the American 2nd amendment) that defends their nation against foreign aggression.
•The vast majority of militia members are not even allowed to store ammo at home. And for the 2000 or so--that's right only 2000--militia members who do have ammo, it is sealed and inspected regularly.
#406 - thatoneiranianguy (08/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, and how often do you have mass shootings in Switzerland?

That being said, the Swiss guy I talked to on /r/guns made this infochart, some of the things that make Switzerland have less regulation than the United States:
No MG bans, no SBR laws, no NFA entirely. Which eliminates a shit ton of firearm restrictions.

I'm not saying that the U.S. doesn't have a problem, but it's certainly not guns. You guys are just better trained than the average American gun owner is, that is for sure.
#225 - shh don't lie, you know you're bi-curious at least ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on taylor swift is probably... -4
#320 - qotsa (08/28/2015) [-]
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#266 - youregaylol (08/28/2015) [-]
stop
#202 - eww lesbo.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2015 on taylor swift is probably... -10
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#223 - qotsa (08/27/2015) [-]
I can find women attractive without being a lesbian ;)
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#225 - strychnine (08/27/2015) [-]
shh don't lie, you know you're bi-curious at least ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
#320 - qotsa (08/28/2015) [-]
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**qotsa rolled image** Never said i wasn't
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#266 - youregaylol (08/28/2015) [-]
stop
#94 - lol, they get all pissed for telling the truth.. 08/27/2015 on Best friends reunite after... -2
#5 - **strychnine used "*roll picture*"** **strychnine rolled i… 08/24/2015 on Anyone need a friend? 0
#91 - Chimp. which one is the cutest? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) 08/23/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #70 +3
#90 - E.T. vs  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #70 +2
#91 - strychnine (08/23/2015) [-]
Chimp.

which one is the cutest? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
#173 - if a cop says 'suck my dick', you get on your knees and suck h… 08/23/2015 on fuck the police ! +1
#27 - b-but that's gay.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Vote for the Next FJ Dances... 0
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#28 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
id also like to see joshlol dance but i know the limitations of the internet
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#30 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
not happening
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#31 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
will you dance with me?
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#32 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
i can't dance
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#34 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
we can slow dance old school. all you have to do is sway back and forth with me
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#35 - joshlol (08/21/2015) [-]
I'd still fuck it up : (
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#38 - yousaygoodbye (08/21/2015) [-]
just try

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#391 - zombiestookmybike (07/03/2015) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by strychnine
She's plotting to kill me

please send help
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User avatar #383 to #382 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she's japanese?
User avatar #385 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
100%, she is in Tokyo right now visiting her family. left 13 days ago, will be back in 11 more.
User avatar #384 to #383 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
She is Japanese...
User avatar #386 to #384 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
she looks a bit like Yoko Ono.
User avatar #388 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
However... she still does NOT look her age...
User avatar #389 to #388 - strychnine (06/16/2015) [-]
asians age slower than caucasians.
User avatar #390 to #389 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
yeah... till they hit about 60... then BOOM overnight...
User avatar #387 to #386 - scorpidea (06/16/2015) [-]
Tell her that, and I wouldn't be the only one dead... she would bury you along side me.

Her ex-husband often tried to compare himself and her to John and Yoko.
User avatar #381 - murrlogic (06/08/2015) [-]
Someone enjoys Supernatural

Season 5 is when it should have stopped. You can't go any farther than having one of the Winchester Brothers being forcefully dragged to hell after killing Lucifer thanks to Castiel.
User avatar #380 - Sewallman (06/02/2015) [-]
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strychnine used "**strychnine used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
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*me rolls 4444*
User avatar #376 - yousaygoodbye (04/05/2015) [-]
Hi
#372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
Okay so we know this gif......
Okay so we know this gif......


#373 to #372 - cunninglinguist (03/18/2015) [-]
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
The fangirl/ catlover in me is going insane
#374 to #373 - strychnine (03/19/2015) [-]
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
haha that's pretty awesome. made my day
#375 to #374 - cunninglinguist (03/19/2015) [-]
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
I loved it, glad it made your day. Dean + Cas 5ever
User avatar #371 - strychnine (02/25/2015) [-]
**strychnine rolls 1111**
User avatar #364 - takers (02/17/2015) [-]
is that profile pic really you?
User avatar #366 to #365 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just asking, if it is then im sure you've probably been told this before but ur handsome as fuk..
User avatar #367 to #366 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
thanks, but i've seen lots of guys on FJ who look better than me
User avatar #368 to #367 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
nah u should have been featured on addys attractive ppl of fj if ya weren't already. i was and i sure as hell did not deserve it
User avatar #369 to #368 - strychnine (02/18/2015) [-]
lol i was, it was totally unexpected.
why do you say that? from what i remember everyone was really attractive
User avatar #370 to #369 - takers (02/18/2015) [-]
idk just felt like the bar was set so high haha
#326 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
mfw your comment on my pic
mfw your comment on my pic
#327 to #326 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
Hey, it was a really nice pic.. had to
#329 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Also, hell yeah Jensen Ackles.
#328 to #327 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
You're not too shabby yourself
You're not too shabby yourself
#332 to #330 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
That is adorable. Do you like Supernatural?
#333 to #332 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Absolutely. who doesn't?
Absolutely. who doesn't?
#334 to #333 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
That makes me happy. Now we can be friends.
#335 to #334 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. muah    
   
lol
Yes. muah

lol
#337 to #336 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
lol, i've never seen that gif before     
   
Naughty Dean.
lol, i've never seen that gif before

Naughty Dean.
#338 to #337 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
goddamn dat gif.
goddamn dat gif.
#339 to #338 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Not even Castiel escapes
Not even Castiel escapes
#340 to #339 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Holy 			****		 where did you find that
Holy **** where did you find that
#341 to #340 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
it has to be a montage by some crazy fans who would really love to see some gay action between them
#342 to #341 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
Ah, yes. The Destiel shippers. Not gunna lie though, it's kinda hot
#343 to #342 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
well, at least it's not incest.
well, at least it's not incest.
#344 to #343 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I've got news for you, buddy
I've got news for you, buddy
#361 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i'm watching the new episode right now
i'm watching the new episode right now
#362 to #361 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
Ill watch it soon!! You enjoy, buddy.
#353 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i've got tons of them. lol   
   
- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
i've got tons of them. lol

- this episode was pretty awesome, Dean singing 'Eye of the tiger'
#354 to #353 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
Oh shiiiieeeet I loved that one, and The French Mistake! When they went into the real world. It was a fun episode.
#359 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
i remember, it was a slower version of the song. pretty awesome
#360 to #359 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
So emotional. Damn it, I'm so glad I have someone who can relate to my love for SPN now
#357 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
it's a great show. 10 seasons and going strong!
#358 to #357 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
I honestly can't stand the thought of it ending. It makes me anxious. When they had the whole fanfic-y episode where those girls sang Carry on my Wayward Son, I teared up
#355 to #354 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
yess.   
   
"i've got the moves like Jagger.."
yess.

"i've got the moves like Jagger.."
#356 to #355 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Hnnghh so happy to find another person who loves Supernatural on here.

#345 to #344 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Fansgirls dream. ahah   
   
Dean kisses them all.
Fansgirls dream. ahah

Dean kisses them all.
#346 to #345 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
Haha I'd like to see one with Crowley.
#351 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
It's a love/hate relationship.
It's a love/hate relationship.
#352 to #351 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
That's the best kind ;-;    
   
   
   
I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
That's the best kind ;-;



I've run out of supernatural reaction pics
#349 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Feelings are bad.
Feelings are bad.
#350 to #349 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
But Crowley, Dean loves you deep down!
#347 to #346 - strychnine (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
Poor Crowley, Dean broke his heart.
#348 to #347 - cunninglinguist (02/05/2015) [-]
Poor baby  He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
Poor baby He's so upset that Dean broke up with him this latest season.
User avatar #324 - twi ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
may i pls have your fj points addy took mine :c
#323 - jabsgreywarden (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello! How are you new friend?
User avatar #322 - sexymossantamby (07/20/2013) [-]
selling your dubs?
as in 11, 22, 33 ect
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#319 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Es Panileiro.
User avatar #308 - ganjalff (08/28/2012) [-]
you are really asking me to give you my sword of red thumbs for free?
User avatar #309 to #308 - strychnine (08/28/2012) [-]
lol sorry dude, it's the first time i click the trade thing! i'm trying to learn how to use it
User avatar #307 - amozi (08/01/2012) [-]
Inb4 you remove me from your friends
#306 - strychnine (06/01/2012) [-]
**strychnine rolls 232**
User avatar #325 to #306 - twi ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
**twi rolls 0**
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