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Also, nice profile picture. PSG is great.

by the way, since you're cool, the secret to the triforce is alt-255 on the numpad

thanks, I made it c:

that's some weird **** brother

For?

ISN'T NATURE BEAUTIFUL SNAKEFIRE

you're crazy.

my suggestive image

haha that guy is crazy

yep

I love those crazy omegle videos

he does other videos like this you should look them up

i hate that knife

and how bf3 is more like bf dlc

like half the game costs more money

not to mention all the premium **** that you cant match with the normal wepons so you need to take extreme measures to win (ie unless you got a shoty of some kind the ****** with the premium knife will win)

I know

I payed 60 bucks for the game but it seems like 3/4 of it is all dlc maps and weapons.
And the dlc is really expensive too, I think one was like another $60

well thats premium which gives you all the "i win" exclusive stuff or at least thats what people think then i laugh at them as i butcher a whole squad with my lmg with a two hundred round clip, reloading is for chumps

i HAVE 2000 BULLETS IN A CLIP

oh yeah? but can you head shot idiots trying to trick shot of bridges before they hit the water

I AM A WEAPON USE ME

oh but what do you want to be used for

Hah, yeah. I recently got it for like 5 bucks on pc and I was going around with some shot gun wrecking people, I had no idea shotguns in that game were so good. The one I was using was nearly OP

haven't played in a while though, I've been busy with gmod and skullgirls and stuff

well i haven't bought anything for battle field three there is no point anything you can buy you cant beat with practice and ive been playing skull girls and modding the **** out of vampire the masquerade bloodlines, but me and my friends have a weekly get together to kick ass/ **** around in battle field three, our favorite activities include zombiefication, playing with c4, and my tank is going up your ass

haha that last one sounds great

I actually just got skull girls, played it with snake fire for a while

I wrecked him
If he tells you otherwise don't believe him

well yeah its hilarious when idiots camp in a building and you drive a tank though a wall going like "KNOCK KNOCK ************ "

eh im pretty terrible at skull girls but i hope i get better its still a bunch of fun

I like the art style, etc a whole lot
it's very hard though

but hey I gotta go to a driving thing now catch you on the flipside

have a good day darling

she* kiels the girl in the previous pictures
big turtle armored guy is her second in command

oh

hmm

anyway it looks like an interesting comic, I'll put it near the top of things to look into.

You're quite fandom savvy

i mean dante basco is a fan of it
are you going to argue with dante basco?
also the mayor is the best charecter and i will crucify you if you say otherwise




also its getting a videogame

course it is

I'll play that instead of read it

no information on what kind of game it is
but it wont likely be playing threw the homestuxck story
so no you still got to read

ugh

I'll get around to it

now, lord hussie must be appeased

no

hyes

I'll never make it through

thats what everyone thinks at first
join us

ok

join us
join us
join us
wait
wrong webcomic

What is it? Another to add to my list of things to read someday maybe

drowtales
got ******** , crusaders, demon summoner(one of whomes demons are representations of the fandom, the 2 images im posted)
its much shorter then hoemstuck

looks real neat

art style is like 70% why I would read it anyway

its been going on for a while, updates were really infrequint early on
so dont expect super good art at the start
also theres music, when one charecter sang a song in the comic they included an mpr of them sining it

theres also a second comic showing a small clan, made entirely out of charecters made by peopel on the fourms and they vote on what to do n ****

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theres also a porn part but im pretty sure thats a payed membership thing to help pay for all thee **** ==

does sound quite interesting

I'll check it out for ya

eventually

maybe

do you like turtles

they're pretty neat

good cus kiels obssessed with them

strange thing to obsess over

there are a lot of interesting animals he could use instead

yes that is exactly the comic

I win

you win death

and bunnys

and some hot choclety milk

thank you

I like hot choclety malk

#canttouchmyswag

so you like homestuck

I tried reading that once

made absolutely no sense at all

I liked the writing style

give it another try
trust me its completely normal to not have any idea whats going on
and also to be bored threw act 1 it gets better

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beware

wait
so
this guy believes hes a troll?
wut

lol I thought it was a girl

and yeah that person legit thinks they are part troll.

they think they are part troll.

HOMESTUCK, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT.

kinda spoilers but the spoilers arent really important to the story so iunnu your call ahead
thats ironic, theres a troll charecter introduced later who is a humankin

But I don't like the fandom

I don't want to become one of them

you don't know the things I've seen

shhhh
we are a fandom of extremes
at one end are the horrors
but at the other end is a world of amazing voice actors cosplayers musicians and singers and TROLL JEGUS

It looks cool

and I like the style and stuff

but it seems like so much work to get to that I mean it's like 10000 pages soly hit

and yeah I guess I never actually thought that there might be sexy good cosplayers and fan stuffs, there usually is with this kind of stuff (like league of legends, another thing I never got into)

give it a try
its not something where you like, read an entire act and then stop and continue the next day
you just read till your tired, stop, and continue on the page when you feel like it
it being long just means you dont have to wait fo the update

I do enjoy chaining through entire seasons of stuff not having to wait for updates

yeah I'll add it to my list of stuff to read

Once upon a time there was a giant ******* lizard.
He was a nice giant ******* lizard, never ate any other giant ******* lizards, always made sure to only eat his share of the grass so other giant ******* lizards could eat.
One day a not so nice giant ******* lizard saw our protagonist and decided he wanted to eat him.
He charged at our protagonist, his teeth bared...
Then a meteor hit the planet and everyone died.
The end.

ey

but why

Gave me a feel

ok

she's stepping on all of those nicely grown roses :o

And she has a weak spot of no armor over her boobs for no reason
also no *******

<--

Her clothing reminds me of the vault uniform in fallout

she's like a medieval vault boy gender swap
hot

ok then

I like that one

though I question the usefulness of merging dress clothing with battle armor.

its a battle dress the idea is to have chain mail over the weak points in your armor without looking like you have chainmail over the kind of your armor and looking better in presentation

Neat

not sure if that's blood or power stuff
but that's not how blood works

its corruption

interesting

is she batman?

nope

Interesting. Source?

Can't help but think the chin thing would feel restrictive

hey it's like 2 am I think I'm gonna go to sleep, see you ^^

its saber alter and night

reply

+1 notification

notifications

nope
still one, lul

here's the other one then

that's quite cute *****
pic kinda related
mine

so fluffy

I have this picture of my dog

she looks like staying up all the night hahaha

hm.,.,. this conversation kinda differin to random direction
well, then, to make this conversation legitimate
shall i introduce myself first?

Sure man, go for it

names is zam, and uh,.,., i like cats
and .,., um.,., what should i add?

hobbies and such are good things to include in an introduction

My hobbies include Surfing the web and FJ?

Are we friends now?

Sure, friends are cool

Yay.

+2

Great short film.

2/10 didn't even get married at the end

Interesting. Really nice artwork. I don't know what to make of the story though. Like, I get it, but I dunno.

it made me feel so i like it

Feels inbound

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmPmpUTr22c

nothing

That one didn't leave you crying? hmm.

maybe this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytc4j3DRwAo

that one made me feel a bit sad

I think that means I won at something

perhaps

Now that's a tear jerker

I've always liked that one.

But what is the monster thing? Is that a reference to a game or something? Why does it wear a muzzle the whole time?

no its a original story and it wears a muzzle because the people who created it decided it was to much of a monster to allow it to roam free and put it in restraints which it didnt remove

Oh.

Well it's nice.

I'm off to bed I think, here's another Haruhi pic and it's big as hell too

goodnight darling

I leave you with this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUtnas5ScSE

you can get dialog extenders just search dialog at fallout mod nexus, and i like buff guys is there a problem

But are they good, that's the question. I don't want just any hastily recorded 12 year old's voice over.

Buff guys will use their buff to choke you up, yo

well some of them are good some of them are bad

buff guys are the ones with endurance

Endurance to resist head shots and pick on me for my weak unarmed skill!

I shudder to think of the mods you aren't telling me about.

and the endurance to go all night long

which is why i didnt bother to tell you

By shudder I mean sickly intrigued

Some of the mods I've seen for skyrim have been quite impressive and, uh, thorough.

ok then

yeah the roper mods where strange

thats what your general ed in college is for it gives you wide sampling of a large number of possibilities

That sounds great

yep and you have two years of that before you get into your major specific classes

And that's really good

gif that made me laugh

i dont like that knife it annoys me

But why

cuz im non premium and that knife means any premium player wins 90% of the time in close quarters, unless i have a shotty

Also non premium, didn't understand why you would buy that.

BF4 looks pretty okay, I want another bad company though.

i only know one person who bought it, they bought it for the early access to buy the other expansions, so they paid the money so they can pay more money to buy stuff i dont get it

haha that's so dumb. I wish they just released that stuff for free.

But they would never do that.

Premium was like the same price as the game itself too, right?

well they could but they want to milk as much profit as they can

more like 80 bucks

Ridiculous. And terrible.

Nearly every game requires you to pay for all the good stuff these days. As if it wasn't already expensive enough.

Anyway, what other games do you play

there are some exceptions like games that let you earn your way toward the good stuff with in game assignments and i play quiet a few games though they are mostly rpg games

Cool. I play a ton of them, a lot of indies, a ton of garry's mod.

And yeah I love how some games let you work towards everything that call be earned.

oh what are you favoite rpg's darling

and yes those make it much more fun

Hmm, I don't know, don't play a lot of rpg's in particular, I mean more like general games of all sorts, but I play the crap out of Fallout if that counts.

But I like games like that ^^

i enjoy fallout as well though i play a heavily modded version

You made them all ***** dint you

I was never much into mods, not sure why really, I guess I feel like it deviates from the game too much.

depends on the mods like i have mods that make combat harder make the enviorment look better give you more enemy variation added more dungeons added wepons added more groups you can work with and more companions and a **** ton more missions and made all the guys buff

Yeah that actually sounds cool, I might look into almost all of that. lol at buff guys

I wonder if there is a good mod for npc dialogue that doesn't involve PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

hi

hello

how are you?

Fantastic as always, you?

well enough darling

Well I hope good enough is good enough 'cause you only got like 85 years on this rock.

a good point, but thats how i am today. so what are you up to darling

Sleeping! Quite late here. For a Monday, at least.

But other than that, today I drew a little bit got a bunch of homerk done, I should have been less lazy and practiced guitar or something or else I'm not going to get good at it.

And you? I gotta sleep now but I'll get back to you.

just got home from college and am just lazing around, goodnight darling

Ah, that's interesting. What are you studying?

planning on business managment

Neat.

I have no clue what I'm going to do. Quite the worrying thought.

well how far are you into college darling

About -2 years, considering I'm a junior in high school.

you have plenty of time dont worry about it

But you can't not worry about your future. That's bad parenting, momma.

I really gotta make my mark on the world in this cruelly short life, and I don't know which way I want to do it yet. Quite the predicament. Politics seems boring.

yes but you have time to spare so go easy on yourself, well what does interest you there are a million differnt ways to make a mark on the world

You people always gotta be up in my biz with "who are you" and "why did you friend request me" and "but I poop from there" when I'm just trying to do my thing.

Sunset, pls.

Mr. 122 friends is suddenly super cautious of who he adds.

I'm a friendly guy, I guess. I dunno. I saw the add button and I ******* it. I only do that to cool people. You should be proud.

FunnyJunk, of course.

What kind of question is that

I guess I'll give you the abridged version- I'm Stripey, i'm a guy who goes on the computer. I drink a lot of water.

ok
why the add

Well I might ask you the very similar question of why you accepted it.

The math checks out.

I'd say your good.

Alright. I'll post, send it as a MM, check for it there and leave your comment as always.

If you want, tell your friends too. This will be like my "Comeback" from a month on hiatus.

Sounds good man.