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Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: all of them
Interests: you c;
Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:9/21/2014
Location:Pallet town
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Content Ranking:#5110
Comment Ranking:#3298
Highest Content Rank:#1862
Highest Comment Rank:#519
Content Thumbs: 2796 total,  3059 ,  263
Comment Thumbs: 9604 total,  10349 ,  745
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Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#944898 - >shrek >not real 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
#944882 - I love that show 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
#944873 - bro do you even lift? 03/12/2014 on Friendly 0
#35 - that's a dik dik 03/12/2014 on Deer Jesus 0
#55 - nice one ^^ 03/12/2014 on Fallout New Vegas Cut Content 0
#103 - yeah 03/12/2014 on Just a Wish 0
#57 - I can pm you basically, my first real girl friend did…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Pokemans 0
User avatar #69 - carlonord (03/12/2014) [-]
Pm away man
#89 - aardwolf, not hyena  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Bad ass kid protects Monkey... 0
User avatar #91 - WolfPrince (03/11/2014) [-]
Young Striped Hyena, not aardwolf.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striped_hyena

Also for everyone else; it's a chimp not a monkey. And the Hyena is just playing.
#37 - thanks dude I hope no one else ever has to go through…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Pokemans +1
User avatar #53 - carlonord (03/12/2014) [-]
What's wrong?
User avatar #57 - stripey (03/12/2014) [-]
I can pm you

basically, my first real girl friend did all that she could to emotionally destroy me, cheating and faking her own death.
User avatar #69 - carlonord (03/12/2014) [-]
Pm away man
#8 - That's just stupid Privacy? seriously? It's… 03/11/2014 on This army singlehandedly... +2
#16 - I believe 03/11/2014 on Frozen 0
#4 - Why would you black out their usernames like why  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on This army singlehandedly... -1
#5 - 4chan refugee (03/11/2014) [-]
This is to ensure the privacy of those users.
It wouldn't be a good idea to spread your real name or identity across the internet, now would it.
#8 - stripey (03/11/2014) [-]
That's just stupid

Privacy? seriously?

It's a damn username. You think anybody is going to go stalking them? The most it did was deny whoever got that first blood kill their credit. And it's not like he blocked out "the entire french army"'s username. So according to you he's endangered his privacy.

"real name or identity" It's a goddamn username.
User avatar #7 - killerliquid (03/11/2014) [-]
That's why people use usernames
#20 - At a particularly feely time in my life, then I see this …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Pokemans +3
User avatar #22 - mrwalkerfour (03/11/2014) [-]
*internet hug*
User avatar #37 - stripey (03/11/2014) [-]
thanks dude

I hope no one else ever has to go through this shit
User avatar #53 - carlonord (03/12/2014) [-]
What's wrong?
User avatar #57 - stripey (03/12/2014) [-]
I can pm you

basically, my first real girl friend did all that she could to emotionally destroy me, cheating and faking her own death.
User avatar #69 - carlonord (03/12/2014) [-]
Pm away man
#937525 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #937531 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
#937515 - I know, but if you wanted people to know it's a legit spoiler …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #937519 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
next time
User avatar #937525 - stripey (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #937531 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
#937473 - why would you say it's a spoiler below the spoiler?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #937510 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
Some people can't help but to click spoilers these days because some people don't use spoiler tags to spoil stuff but instead do shit like this
User avatar #937515 - stripey (03/11/2014) [-]
I know, but if you wanted people to know it's a legit spoiler you should say that before the spoiler

jus' sayin
User avatar #937519 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
next time
User avatar #937525 - stripey (03/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #937531 - mrsexsymbol (03/11/2014) [-]
#937469 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Friendly +1
#114 - this type of comment is far more cancerous than troll faces 03/11/2014 on The white death +2
#30 - original by nomlin I think  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Just a Wish 0
User avatar #101 - nomlin (03/12/2014) [-]
ya and he made it worse with ms paint
#103 - stripey (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah
#268 - That's amazing 03/11/2014 on Good ol 4chan 0
#165 - amazing 03/11/2014 on Its not just Mario that... 0
#930158 - dat smut 03/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#930085 - At least let me take you out to dinner first  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#930094 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2014) [-]
we can fix that hunger later
#930071 - it's cease not seize  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #930074 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2014) [-]
well fuck me.
#930085 - stripey (03/10/2014) [-]
At least let me take you out to dinner first
#930094 - therealfishyxander (03/10/2014) [-]
we can fix that hunger later
#930015 - That sounds great 03/10/2014 on Friendly +1
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#955 - stripey (07/03/2014) [-]
stickied by stripey
Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.    
   
If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.   
   
Promise I'll respond.
Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.

If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.

Promise I'll respond.
User avatar #490 - stripey (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
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#1005 - stripey (08/29/2014) [-]
It's my profile and I'll post cute things if I want to
User avatar #999 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
your beautiful
#1000 to #999 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
*you're
*you're
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
im very dyslexic just be happy almost all of my words are spelled correctly. you should have seen some of my college papers. they were ******* horrible. but actually i was looking for a friend right now. its about mom shes really sick. i understand if dont want to talk about it. its some heavy **** . can you please help me?
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
sure man, lay it on me
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
i just got back from the hospital. my mom & i have a close genetic cousin to muscular dystrophy except this genetic disease attacks the heart, brain & lungs. shes been living with it for a while. well today the disease won. it took my mother from me. shes living but her mind is gone. she will never be the bright & clever woman that i know & love. she doesnt recognize her husband, my step dad her dogs, or me her only child. she thought i was my real dads brother who tried raping her. i wish i could say more but im just crying too hard to see straight.
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry man.

The world has a way of going after the best people.

Know that even if she doesn't recognize you now, she does love you deeper down.
#987 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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#989 to #988 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#990 to #989 - stripey (08/21/2014) [-]
Fantastic as always   
   
You?
Fantastic as always

You?
#991 to #990 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
#992 to #991 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
good!
good!
#993 to #992 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
So... what you up to?
#994 to #993 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
homework mostly

on the side I've been working on setting up my twitch page so I can try live streaming games n stuff, see www.twitch.tv/rookroberts/
#995 to #994 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
Offline I:   
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
Offline I:
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
#996 to #995 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #997 to #996 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
Trying to make one of them Behind the gif comics I:
I know people will hate me for it, so that's why I'm doing it.
User avatar #998 to #997 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
that's the spirit, champ!

I actually love those, so I'm looking forward too it
#986 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
**madzombiie rolled image** like this
#984 - billybeee (07/18/2014) [-]
can we sex right now plz
User avatar #985 to #984 - stripey (07/18/2014) [-]
sure bb
User avatar #982 - Sunset (07/13/2014) [-]
please no
User avatar #983 to #982 - stripey (07/13/2014) [-]
what did I do?
User avatar #975 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
falanvaul

continuing,

do those events actually give out free league **** ? that sounds pretty rad, I could bag some swag

the second day also looks fun cause they got a bunch of tabletop **** to do

I dunno what to do
User avatar #977 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Also, please add me on skype man? Theres like, 700 rooks.
User avatar #979 to #977 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
They're all trying to copy me, I'm the original
User avatar #976 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Depends on if Riot is there or not, but it also depends on if Riot wants to give out free **** at that event. Depends on the popularity of it. If it's for the tournament, Expect maybe the fistbump ward and maybe a skin.

Do you like tabletop **** ?
User avatar #978 to #976 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know, I've never done it. Those games always sound interesting at least
User avatar #980 to #978 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
It's always better to do table tops with friends man. So I'd just do day one and three.
#957 to #956 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:   
   
First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A   
   
Third day has NE League champ grand finals match   
   
which should I do?   
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:

First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A

Third day has NE League champ grand finals match

which should I do?
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
#958 to #957 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Hm. Do you like LoL?

And do you really want a lot to do? Or would you like to go for the LoL thing, have a chance to get some awesome in-game swag Which you should get me some if you do get something.

All really depends.
User avatar #959 to #958 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I dunno I dunno I dunno

Snakefire said I should go to all three days but sheeeeit ***** that's expensive

in any case, what should I cosplay as? Do you know what I look like?

Thinking of getting a "mega milk" t shirt for the lulz
User avatar #960 to #959 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you look like as we have just met, so show me and I shall be the judge.

Do the LoL one. If you have too, Just do day one and three.

Fulma Falanvaul on skype if needed.
User avatar #962 to #960 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm Rook on skype we've played games before dood
User avatar #964 to #962 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Ah thats right. You won't add me cause you wanted me to add you even though there are a **** ton of Rook's.

Go for it, dood. Even though I haven't seen you.
User avatar #961 to #960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Stripey is rook
User avatar #965 to #961 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Lurk much? #r00d
User avatar #967 to #965 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I ******* got linked here.
User avatar #970 to #967 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't you bring me into this
User avatar #972 to #970 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I see how it is.
User avatar #973 to #972 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
you made me question whether or not you were the fulma I knew
User avatar #974 to #973 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I am literally the only Falanvaul ever dood. Fulma Falanvaul is my name. I've used it for everything.

User avatar #969 to #967 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Why exactly? I didn't even know he was rook.
User avatar #971 to #969 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
[8:00:56 PM] Rook: yo fulma has played league with us right?
[8:00:59 PM] Venomous Valentine: then refuse to get in the ******* robot
[8:01:01 PM] Venomous Valentine: and yes
[8:01:29 PM] Rook: never seen it
[8:01:34 PM] Rook: and lel look at this
[8:01:41 PM] Rook: www.funnyjunk.com/user/stripey/960#960
User avatar #966 to #965 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
ikr
User avatar #968 to #966 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
He so rood.
User avatar #963 to #961 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
Ohai
#952 - billybeee (06/28/2014) [-]
why are you so sexy
#953 to #952 - stripey (06/29/2014) [-]
I get 12 hours of beauty sleep
User avatar #951 - optimos (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm still waiting for my nothing to be posted on my profile
#949 - billybeee (06/26/2014) [-]
damn *****

u sexy
User avatar #948 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #928 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
For you...
User avatar #929 to #928 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
for me?
User avatar #930 to #929 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes... you sort of asked for it...
#931 to #930 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't follow...

what?
#932 to #931 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"Leave a comment, I like those."
"Leave a comment, I like those."
#933 to #932 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh

oooooooooh

What's up, buddy?
#934 to #933 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Nothing...
Nothing...
#935 to #934 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate   
   
I gotta eat breakfast and mow the lawn but I've been screwing around. At the moment I'm listening to music and practicing tricks with my butterfly knife
That's unfortunate

I gotta eat breakfast and mow the lawn but I've been screwing around. At the moment I'm listening to music and practicing tricks with my butterfly knife
#936 to #935 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I just... talk to people...
I just... talk to people...
#937 to #936 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Seems to me like you're a better listener than talker
#938 to #937 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I can be anything if I wanted to!
I can be anything if I wanted to!
#939 to #938 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
could you...be mine?
#940 to #939 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ... this is happening already...?   
This has to be a new record...
Jesus Christ... this is happening already...?
This has to be a new record...
#941 to #940 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
yep

can I ask where you got your username?
#942 to #941 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Stupid versions of Mario and Luigi.   
   
Honestly I don't like it that much at all, but I've already done too much on the account to change.
Stupid versions of Mario and Luigi.

Honestly I don't like it that much at all, but I've already done too much on the account to change.
#943 to #942 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Heh

It sounds a bit like a mango flavored pasta

I guess that's my italian side speaking
#945 to #943 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to post that yet...    
   
Your replies are rather late and I plan to sleep soon so don't be surprised if I disappear...
I didn't mean to post that yet...

Your replies are rather late and I plan to sleep soon so don't be surprised if I disappear...
#946 to #945 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
goodnight mango linguini
goodnight mango linguini
#947 to #946 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Goodbye stripes.
Goodbye stripes.
User avatar #944 to #943 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
People always call me things like Mango or mangiolinguini...
It is understandable...
User avatar #924 - skeptical (06/09/2014) [-]
Who mentioned me and how?
User avatar #925 to #924 - stripey (06/09/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #926 to #925 - skeptical (06/09/2014) [-]
srsly tho
User avatar #927 to #926 - stripey (06/09/2014) [-]
why are you so skeptical of what I do?
User avatar #920 to #919 - stripey (05/30/2014) [-]
never heard of it before
#921 to #920 - alimais (05/30/2014) [-]
Now you know
#922 to #921 - stripey (05/30/2014) [-]
and knowing is half the battle
and knowing is half the battle
#918 - stripey (05/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#915 - stripey (04/11/2014) [-]
yesterday was account birthday   
   
happy birthday to me
yesterday was account birthday

happy birthday to me
#916 to #915 - accountforstripey (04/13/2014) [-]
Note to self and helpful advice on your birthday:
If you're gonna give someone a stripper cake, make sure the cake is big enough for the stripper. Oh well, there's always next year...
#917 to #916 - stripey (04/13/2014) [-]
hot   
   
thanks bro, great drawing as always
hot

thanks bro, great drawing as always
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