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User avatar #181 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
things are ok now, thanks
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User avatar #178 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
things happened irl
User avatar #180 - stripey (06/20/2014) [-]
oh

hope you're doing okay
User avatar #181 - Sunset (06/20/2014) [-]
things are ok now, thanks
#64 - Thanks man! Will look into it. 06/20/2014 on Rape +2
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#58 - Which branch of martial arts is best for self defense/ fightin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Rape 0
User avatar #63 - defeats (06/20/2014) [-]
For self defense I always preferred stand up striking based martial arts.
A decent boxer can deal with any thug that may try to assault them on the street.

Currently I'm doing Muay Thai and Krav Maga. I started out with Muay Thai, a couple of my friends were being bullied, I wanted to help them and I did not want to be bullied myself. Their parents didn't want them fighting (as if they had a choice at school...) so they wouldn't allow them to join me. At 17 I saw a Krav Maga demonstration, it amazed me so I took it up.
If you want to learn to fight and defend yourself I suggest Krav Maga. It takes all of the best parts from numerous combat systems, including Muay Thai (which in my opinion is the best stand up martial art).

Krav Maga focuses on preemptive attacks and burst counter attacks aimed at the targets most vulnerable areas. It's all about ending a confrontation as soon as possible so you can leave. It's so effective that it's used in military and police forces all around the world. It was designed to be quick and easy to learn while maintaining effectiveness. Training also involves situational awareness and combat against multiple attackers.

Muay Thai is great too, but these days it is a stand up combat sport, but that doesn't remove any of it's effectiveness. Muay Thai is the main stand up technique in modern MMA because of how good it is. It is also one of the most dangerous combat sports, mainly because of the use of elbows and knees, but also the use of the shin in kicks(instead of lighter kicks involving the feet). A kick from a Muay Thai fighter will hit you like a baseball bat, which can and often do break bone.
Muay Thai taught in a self defense training Dojo will always focus on ending a fight as soon as possible (like Krav Maga and most self defense systems).

However, if you can, you should always run away from or attempt to diffuse a possible confrontation and if the attacker has a weapon, always run if you can.
#64 - stripey (06/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man! Will look into it.
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User avatar #1587409 - wolvester (06/19/2014) [-]
Zeta
User avatar #1587398 - zetsumeitaka (06/19/2014) [-]
Start him out on Blue Kaizo.

Like a real man.
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User avatar #167 - monotuei (06/19/2014) [-]
It does sound nice, but it's not visually appealing
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User avatar #52 - caffeinecommissar (06/19/2014) [-]
Fucking yeah. I really fucking dislike those fucking animes where the fucking girls have these fucking crazy colourful eyes taking up fucking 10% of the fucking face each while the fucking nose is either a fucking square or fucking worse: Fucking missing.

I can fucking watch them if the fucking writing is fucking O.K, but that is fucking rare.
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User avatar #165 - monotuei (06/19/2014) [-]
It's the condensed essence of the internet.
User avatar #166 - stripey (06/19/2014) [-]
sounds nice
User avatar #167 - monotuei (06/19/2014) [-]
It does sound nice, but it's not visually appealing
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#51 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Fuck shit.
#40 - Hey man, you're gonna make it through, I have no doubts. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on How Japan sees the U.S. 0
User avatar #55 - rambomanthree (06/19/2014) [-]
its financial aid for college.. to see if you get any grants

unfortunatley i have to take out a loan
#36 - Hectic stressful time of year with exams n' stuff I h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on How Japan sees the U.S. 0
#38 - rambomanthree (06/18/2014) [-]
that must suck.

personally same but in a different sense

as in I am living in a house where my mom hates me, and there are no jobs.
and i cant go to college because i lost my fucking fasfa info.
#40 - stripey (06/18/2014) [-]
Hey man, you're gonna make it through, I have no doubts.

What is fasfa?
User avatar #55 - rambomanthree (06/19/2014) [-]
its financial aid for college.. to see if you get any grants

unfortunatley i have to take out a loan
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#955 - stripey (07/03/2014) [-]
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Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.    
   
If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.   
   
Promise I'll respond.
Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.

If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.

Promise I'll respond.
User avatar #490 - stripey (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#1005 - stripey (20 hours ago) [-]
It's my profile and I'll post cute things if I want to
User avatar #999 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
your beautiful
#1000 to #999 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
*you're
*you're
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
im very dyslexic just be happy almost all of my words are spelled correctly. you should have seen some of my college papers. they were ******* horrible. but actually i was looking for a friend right now. its about mom shes really sick. i understand if dont want to talk about it. its some heavy **** . can you please help me?
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
sure man, lay it on me
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
i just got back from the hospital. my mom & i have a close genetic cousin to muscular dystrophy except this genetic disease attacks the heart, brain & lungs. shes been living with it for a while. well today the disease won. it took my mother from me. shes living but her mind is gone. she will never be the bright & clever woman that i know & love. she doesnt recognize her husband, my step dad her dogs, or me her only child. she thought i was my real dads brother who tried raping her. i wish i could say more but im just crying too hard to see straight.
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - stripey (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry man.

The world has a way of going after the best people.

Know that even if she doesn't recognize you now, she does love you deeper down.
#987 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
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#989 to #988 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#990 to #989 - stripey (08/21/2014) [-]
Fantastic as always   
   
You?
Fantastic as always

You?
#991 to #990 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
#992 to #991 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
good!
good!
#993 to #992 - tridaak ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
So... what you up to?
#994 to #993 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
homework mostly

on the side I've been working on setting up my twitch page so I can try live streaming games n stuff, see www.twitch.tv/rookroberts/
#995 to #994 - tridaak ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Offline I:   
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
Offline I:
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
#996 to #995 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #997 to #996 - tridaak ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Trying to make one of them Behind the gif comics I:
I know people will hate me for it, so that's why I'm doing it.
User avatar #998 to #997 - stripey (08/22/2014) [-]
that's the spirit, champ!

I actually love those, so I'm looking forward too it
#986 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
**madzombiie rolled image** like this
#984 - billybeee (07/18/2014) [-]
can we sex right now plz
User avatar #985 to #984 - stripey (07/18/2014) [-]
sure bb
User avatar #982 - Sunset (07/13/2014) [-]
please no
User avatar #983 to #982 - stripey (07/13/2014) [-]
what did I do?
User avatar #975 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
falanvaul

continuing,

do those events actually give out free league **** ? that sounds pretty rad, I could bag some swag

the second day also looks fun cause they got a bunch of tabletop **** to do

I dunno what to do
User avatar #977 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Also, please add me on skype man? Theres like, 700 rooks.
User avatar #979 to #977 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
They're all trying to copy me, I'm the original
User avatar #976 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Depends on if Riot is there or not, but it also depends on if Riot wants to give out free **** at that event. Depends on the popularity of it. If it's for the tournament, Expect maybe the fistbump ward and maybe a skin.

Do you like tabletop **** ?
User avatar #978 to #976 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know, I've never done it. Those games always sound interesting at least
User avatar #980 to #978 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
It's always better to do table tops with friends man. So I'd just do day one and three.
#957 to #956 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:   
   
First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A   
   
Third day has NE League champ grand finals match   
   
which should I do?   
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:

First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A

Third day has NE League champ grand finals match

which should I do?
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
#958 to #957 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Hm. Do you like LoL?

And do you really want a lot to do? Or would you like to go for the LoL thing, have a chance to get some awesome in-game swag Which you should get me some if you do get something.

All really depends.
User avatar #959 to #958 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I dunno I dunno I dunno

Snakefire said I should go to all three days but sheeeeit ***** that's expensive

in any case, what should I cosplay as? Do you know what I look like?

Thinking of getting a "mega milk" t shirt for the lulz
User avatar #960 to #959 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you look like as we have just met, so show me and I shall be the judge.

Do the LoL one. If you have too, Just do day one and three.

Fulma Falanvaul on skype if needed.
User avatar #962 to #960 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm Rook on skype we've played games before dood
User avatar #964 to #962 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Ah thats right. You won't add me cause you wanted me to add you even though there are a **** ton of Rook's.

Go for it, dood. Even though I haven't seen you.
User avatar #961 to #960 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Stripey is rook
User avatar #965 to #961 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Lurk much? #r00d
User avatar #967 to #965 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I ******* got linked here.
User avatar #970 to #967 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't you bring me into this
User avatar #972 to #970 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I see how it is.
User avatar #973 to #972 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
you made me question whether or not you were the fulma I knew
User avatar #974 to #973 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I am literally the only Falanvaul ever dood. Fulma Falanvaul is my name. I've used it for everything.

User avatar #969 to #967 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Why exactly? I didn't even know he was rook.
User avatar #971 to #969 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
[8:00:56 PM] Rook: yo fulma has played league with us right?
[8:00:59 PM] Venomous Valentine: then refuse to get in the ******* robot
[8:01:01 PM] Venomous Valentine: and yes
[8:01:29 PM] Rook: never seen it
[8:01:34 PM] Rook: and lel look at this
[8:01:41 PM] Rook: www.funnyjunk.com/user/stripey/960#960
User avatar #966 to #965 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
ikr
User avatar #968 to #966 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
He so rood.
User avatar #963 to #961 - stripey (07/06/2014) [-]
Ohai
#952 - billybeee (06/28/2014) [-]
why are you so sexy
#953 to #952 - stripey (06/29/2014) [-]
I get 12 hours of beauty sleep
User avatar #951 - optimos ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm still waiting for my nothing to be posted on my profile
#949 - billybeee (06/26/2014) [-]
damn *****

u sexy
User avatar #928 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
For you...
User avatar #929 to #928 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
for me?
User avatar #930 to #929 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Yes... you sort of asked for it...
#931 to #930 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
I don't follow...

what?
#932 to #931 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
"Leave a comment, I like those."
"Leave a comment, I like those."
#933 to #932 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh

oooooooooh

What's up, buddy?
#934 to #933 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Nothing...
Nothing...
#935 to #934 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate   
   
I gotta eat breakfast and mow the lawn but I've been screwing around. At the moment I'm listening to music and practicing tricks with my butterfly knife
That's unfortunate

I gotta eat breakfast and mow the lawn but I've been screwing around. At the moment I'm listening to music and practicing tricks with my butterfly knife
#936 to #935 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I just... talk to people...
I just... talk to people...
#937 to #936 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Seems to me like you're a better listener than talker
#938 to #937 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I can be anything if I wanted to!
I can be anything if I wanted to!
#939 to #938 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
could you...be mine?
#940 to #939 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ... this is happening already...?   
This has to be a new record...
Jesus Christ... this is happening already...?
This has to be a new record...
#941 to #940 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
yep

can I ask where you got your username?
#942 to #941 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Stupid versions of Mario and Luigi.   
   
Honestly I don't like it that much at all, but I've already done too much on the account to change.
Stupid versions of Mario and Luigi.

Honestly I don't like it that much at all, but I've already done too much on the account to change.
#943 to #942 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
Heh

It sounds a bit like a mango flavored pasta

I guess that's my italian side speaking
#945 to #943 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I didn't mean to post that yet...    
   
Your replies are rather late and I plan to sleep soon so don't be surprised if I disappear...
I didn't mean to post that yet...

Your replies are rather late and I plan to sleep soon so don't be surprised if I disappear...
#946 to #945 - stripey (06/15/2014) [-]
goodnight mango linguini
goodnight mango linguini
#947 to #946 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Goodbye stripes.
Goodbye stripes.
User avatar #944 to #943 - mangioluingi ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
People always call me things like Mango or mangiolinguini...
It is understandable...
User avatar #924 - skeptical (06/09/2014) [-]
Who mentioned me and how?
User avatar #925 to #924 - stripey (06/09/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #926 to #925 - skeptical (06/09/2014) [-]
srsly tho
User avatar #927 to #926 - stripey (06/09/2014) [-]
why are you so skeptical of what I do?
User avatar #920 to #919 - stripey (05/30/2014) [-]
never heard of it before
#921 to #920 - alimais (05/30/2014) [-]
Now you know
#922 to #921 - stripey (05/30/2014) [-]
and knowing is half the battle
and knowing is half the battle
#918 - stripey (05/17/2014) [-]
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#915 - stripey (04/11/2014) [-]
yesterday was account birthday   
   
happy birthday to me
yesterday was account birthday

happy birthday to me
#916 to #915 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Note to self and helpful advice on your birthday:
If you're gonna give someone a stripper cake, make sure the cake is big enough for the stripper. Oh well, there's always next year...
#917 to #916 - stripey (04/13/2014) [-]
hot   
   
thanks bro, great drawing as always
hot

thanks bro, great drawing as always
#908 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Wut, so it's been a month already   
How you doin'
Wut, so it's been a month already
How you doin'
#909 to #908 - stripey (04/09/2014) [-]
oh man that's awesome! haha   
   
I'm doing okay, just got off work. First real day on the job (I'm a busboy at a place a lot of people I know work.)   
   
How are you?
oh man that's awesome! haha

I'm doing okay, just got off work. First real day on the job (I'm a busboy at a place a lot of people I know work.)

How are you?
#910 to #909 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Same old, same old   
Had a mild .gif making addiction going on for a few days.   
Workworkwork, playplayplay, sleepsleepsleep repeat   
   
So new job, eh? Awesome
Same old, same old
Had a mild .gif making addiction going on for a few days.
Workworkwork, playplayplay, sleepsleepsleep repeat

So new job, eh? Awesome
#911 to #910 - stripey (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm actually enjoying it, hopefully I'll get to meet a lot of people    
   
your gifs are great, what do you use? The only thing I know is to edit the pic over every individual frame in photoshop   
   
that's how I made this   
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Yeah, I'm actually enjoying it, hopefully I'll get to meet a lot of people

your gifs are great, what do you use? The only thing I know is to edit the pic over every individual frame in photoshop

that's how I made this
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#912 to #911 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Neat ^-^    
   
Yeah, photoshop, frame by frame, that's how I do it. Thank you, I try.
Neat ^-^

Yeah, photoshop, frame by frame, that's how I do it. Thank you, I try.
User avatar #913 to #912 - stripey (04/09/2014) [-]
that's amazing

there has to be a better way, maybe flash...
#914 to #913 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah that's true if it was a bit more complex and had several things moving at the same time out of sync.   
What I like about photoshop is that its a lot easier to edit the image itself   
   
Much like how I had to edit out the background in 20 frames on vanellope for that gif I made for include.   
That's waaay easier in photoshop media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfy8xRKtG1ra347f.gif   &lt;--- original    
   
But yeah, still learning. Never made a gif before I started this weekend ^^;
Yeah that's true if it was a bit more complex and had several things moving at the same time out of sync.
What I like about photoshop is that its a lot easier to edit the image itself

Much like how I had to edit out the background in 20 frames on vanellope for that gif I made for include.
That's waaay easier in photoshop media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfy8xRKtG1ra347f.gif <--- original

But yeah, still learning. Never made a gif before I started this weekend ^^;
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