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Date Signed Up:4/10/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
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#1079 - stripey ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
stickied by stripey
I am rook

I am your friend

talk to me
User avatar #490 - stripey ONLINE (08/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#1085 to #1083 - stripey ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Is this a 			*******		 gearboy dakimakura?    
   
No way did he draw porn of himself ROFL   
   
His hair and clothes look exactly like me though so this is kinda weird. Like someone drew a sexualized version of me into a yaoi comic
Is this a ******* gearboy dakimakura?

No way did he draw porn of himself ROFL

His hair and clothes look exactly like me though so this is kinda weird. Like someone drew a sexualized version of me into a yaoi comic
#1087 to #1085 - GEARBOY (13 hours ago) [-]
***** does it look like I drew that
User avatar #1088 to #1087 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes actually, whoever did draw it matched your style perfectly.
User avatar #1089 to #1088 - GEARBOY (12 hours ago) [-]
they just copy and pasted the head over another drawing lel
User avatar #1091 to #1089 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
ooooooh that makes sense.

How ya been dude
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - GEARBOY (12 hours ago) [-]
In america ^_^
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Me too!

Did you just move here? what state?
User avatar #1095 to #1093 - GEARBOY (12 hours ago) [-]
vacation ^_^

mini soda ^-^ Minnesota
User avatar #1105 to #1095 - advice (11 hours ago) [-]
I hope you love cheese and crazy people
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - GEARBOY (11 hours ago) [-]
They serve cheese or coat cheese with frickin everything

Haven't met any crazy folks though - it's just bloody cold here
User avatar #1098 to #1095 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Never been there so I have no advice for you

Have a good time here though
#1086 to #1085 - hellscythe (13 hours ago) [-]
yes it is

its stickied on his profile

dats lewd also if you have a chest in abs like that its sexy
#1090 to #1086 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I actually do have a pretty nice stomach, I just need to put on some muscle mass in my arms so I've been hitting the gym like every other day in preparation for pool season. It's pretty gratifying to see some gains there cause I've never really lifted weights before autumn last year.
#1094 to #1090 - hellscythe (12 hours ago) [-]
sexy

you would buy a gb daki wouldnt you
#1096 to #1094 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I'd buy an ahri daki o_o
#1097 to #1096 - hellscythe (12 hours ago) [-]
thats lewd, gearboy would buy a aya daki
#1099 to #1097 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I actually don't think I'm gonna buy any daki's   
   
I feel like buying one is kind of just accepting that you'll be lonely forever   
   
which I don't plan on
I actually don't think I'm gonna buy any daki's

I feel like buying one is kind of just accepting that you'll be lonely forever

which I don't plan on
#1100 to #1099 - hellscythe (12 hours ago) [-]
i suppose so, you should ask gb if he would buy a aya daki or a geargirl daki

it kinda is
#1101 to #1100 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Since he created geargirl, would screwing her be incest?

I've actually considered buying one and carrying it around a con as a joke before
#1102 to #1101 - hellscythe (12 hours ago) [-]
maybe

while that would be funny
#1103 to #1102 - stripey ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
I've only been to one con before so many hot french maid cosplayers

I accidentally cosplayed as Marshall Lee from adventure time which was pretty funny cause a bunch of people asked about it

Next time I'll wear my vampire teeth
#1082 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi stripey! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
User avatar #1084 to #1082 - stripey ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Thanks dadmin!
#1049 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#1070 to #1049 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
really? that's too bad.

I don't have too many league friends so add me though - RookTheRipper

warning, I'm not level 30. ( I do, however, kick ass ). on occasion
#1071 to #1070 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
snake is pretty much unwillin to try anything outside of what he already thinks is the right thing to do

one big example is he builds bork first on quinn, he also complains quinn has no burst, quinn get burst if youbuild shiv on her first but snake refuses to build shiv first on her because he thinks bork is better and still says she has no burst
#1072 to #1071 - stripey ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I see your frustration, but If that's his way of doing things then there's not much to be done about it

I don't know enough to have an opinion

League is fun though
#1073 to #1072 - hellscythe (02/15/2015) [-]
basicly to sum it up, if you want burst on quinn you build shiv first, if you want sustain you build bork, he only builds bork and complains about not having burst
#1074 to #1073 - stripey ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Quinn is pretty bad anyway

#1075 to #1074 - hellscythe (02/15/2015) [-]
quinns one of the strongest adcs though
#1076 to #1075 - stripey ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I don't like her too much, but to each their own   
   
I do like playing adc though
I don't like her too much, but to each their own

I do like playing adc though
#1078 to #1077 - stripey ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm going to sleep now

nice talking to you
#1050 to #1049 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
Happy valentines!   
   
and how are you on this fine day
Happy valentines!

and how are you on this fine day
#1051 to #1050 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
im doing alright
#1052 to #1051 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
good good   
   
I feel pretty restless. But I got a nice new jacket so that's cool
good good

I feel pretty restless. But I got a nice new jacket so that's cool
#1054 to #1053 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
dat ahri
dat ahri
#1055 to #1054 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
thats perverted
#1056 to #1055 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I am perverted, you know that

I saw fifty shades of grey yesterday and it wasn't lewd enough
#1057 to #1056 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
the book is crap after all so yeah
#1058 to #1057 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
it was pretty kinky though, I liked the ice cube scene

gee thanks for the boner, it's always gotta be when I'm wearing jeans
#1059 to #1058 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
the bdsm is all wrong and not to mention bs

remember kids if everyones having fun its bdsm if one person isnt havent fun its called being a asshole
#1060 to #1059 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
yep I totally agree, the whole situation actually made me sad. Here's this girl who just wants love and the guy keeps punishing her for his own gratification, it's abuse.

It's only hot when the girl is begging for it
#1061 to #1060 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
thats perverted
#1062 to #1061 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
oh no no miss, you got it all wrong. The only sex I enjoy is in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

hot, steamy procreation.

I'm anything but a pervert
#1063 to #1062 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
if you say so
#1064 to #1063 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
you have a nice valentines day?
#1066 to #1065 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
she has a french maid skin? *sweats loudly* Do you play league?
#1068 to #1067 - stripey ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
You're friends with snakefire right? Let's get him and some other people and play a game later, lord knows I have nothing romantic to do tonight
#1069 to #1068 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
i dont play with snake, we have some serious disagreements when it comes to league
#1027 - crimsonhunter (01/21/2015) [-]
we have a lot of the same favourites
sorry, just noticed you on my channel
here, a wallpaper
#1028 to #1027 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
No need to be sorry. I go on a lot of profiles. I guess that's kind of weird of me

Great minds think alike friend! I do favorite quite a bit, huh...

Is sword art online as good as they say? It's just about the only anime my irl friends have watched and they all rave about it




#1030 to #1029 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
maybe i'll give it a shot then. I have a super long list of things I plan on watching *some day*. I just got around to starting parks and rec tonight.
#1021 - nickypickle (01/10/2015) [-]
oh, and uh...
thanks for following me
User avatar #1022 to #1021 - stripey ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I forgot I had a tumblr. Unsurprisingly, It has very little self made content and my dashboard is full of kawaii neko ladies and porn.

How'd ya know it was me?
#1023 to #1022 - nickypickle (01/10/2015) [-]
I kinda guessed from your similar steam profile
#1024 to #1023 - stripey ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
your detective work is impressive

Also it looks like you spend a lot of time on your OC. I've been thinking about making something like that since I just got a drawing pad
#1025 to #1024 - nickypickle (01/10/2015) [-]
thanks. I do spend quite some time on my oc. Even if I can't think of many funny jokes or experiences, I still try, because I can.    
   
oh, and if you're just starting digital art, I suggest you use an easy program for it, like paint tool sai.
thanks. I do spend quite some time on my oc. Even if I can't think of many funny jokes or experiences, I still try, because I can.

oh, and if you're just starting digital art, I suggest you use an easy program for it, like paint tool sai.
#1026 to #1025 - stripey ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I've thought about trying it. Been using photoshop and it's worked alright

self portrait cause everyone else is asleep
#1020 to #1019 - stripey ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
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#1005 - stripey ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
It's my profile and I'll post cute things if I want to
#1032 to #1005 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
C-can i join in?
I find this kinda really cute :3
#1034 to #1032 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
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#1035 to #1034 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
Wow that lick made my face go from :| to : OOOO in the most cliché way ever but okay
This reminds me of me and my siblings ^-^
#1036 to #1035 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
heh

wassup man
#1038 to #1036 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
This is cute in a different way Not much tbh. I smell like turkish pizza from working in the factory for 8 hrs. But don't worry, it def smells much worse than it you'd think :')
You?
#1039 to #1038 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
you work in a pizza factory?

Not too much, just finished midterms and I'm playing don't starve on my vita
#1040 to #1039 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
Yup. Well sorta. It's turkish pizza lahmacun >much less delicious than actual pizza. Dont go much since it's undeclared work :p Didn't want to go actually bc my muscles hurt but i guess it went well. It's simple and repetitive manual labour which suits me.   
I feel so lazy now though xp   
How did midterms go? Are you in hs or college?
Yup. Well sorta. It's turkish pizza lahmacun >much less delicious than actual pizza. Dont go much since it's undeclared work :p Didn't want to go actually bc my muscles hurt but i guess it went well. It's simple and repetitive manual labour which suits me.
I feel so lazy now though xp
How did midterms go? Are you in hs or college?
#1042 to #1040 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Highschool, I'm a senior   
   
I did sorta okay...
Highschool, I'm a senior

I did sorta okay...
#1043 to #1042 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
Ah i see. Well sorta ok is good. Better than me dropping out of college. The bar is always low when comparing to me    
 <Thats me ironically poking fun at friends that are still in school
Ah i see. Well sorta ok is good. Better than me dropping out of college. The bar is always low when comparing to me
<Thats me ironically poking fun at friends that are still in school

User avatar #1044 to #1043 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
heh. Don't be down on yourself though, plenty of people are successful without college. I've been considering that route a lot.
#1045 to #1044 - profssortwntyight (01/22/2015) [-]
Ah, really? That's pretty brave imo... What would you do if you'd choose the alternative route?

I would have no idea what to do except to just keep studying. Im dropping out since i only got in for certain tactical reasons in relation to the dutch schoolong/financing system. i never planned to finish this particular study
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - stripey ONLINE (01/23/2015) [-]
You can start your own business if you go into the trades and learn about oil, air conditioning, plumbing, etc. With the right motivation and hard work that can really pay off, plenty of people around my town have gotten rich off it. My dad is pretty well off but he says if he spent all the time and money he put into college for engineering and architecture building up a business instead then he would be rich.

That's what I would do if I was strictly thinking about money, anyway. I don't know if that's where I want to go with my life.

I'm not quite sure how your dutch schooling works but I hope that works well for you (I'm American). What do you want to do as an end goal?

#1047 to #1046 - profssortwntyight (01/30/2015) [-]
Ah i see. I dont really know anything about that stuff. Im not exactly business oriented.
Yeah i see what you mean. My parents kept telling me to become a doctor. I really wanted it for years. On hindsight i was probably very influenced by them. When i studied this and wanted to drop out, they insisted on me finishing it because it has some of the best job opportunities, but i guess that makes sense.
Is your dad content with the road he eventually took?
Thankyou! I am not sure.. I take an interest in almost everything except for the more economic/business oriented studies.
How about you? Do you know what you want to do after schoo? Or where you want to end up?

User avatar #1048 to #1047 - stripey ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah my dad is happy, he loves engineering and design. He actually just became part owner of his company.

I'm really not sure what I want to do. I think animation/ game design seems like the thing I'll eventually go for. I love animation, and I've been practicing drawing and animating on flash.

I've also definitely considered politics
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User avatar #999 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
your beautiful
#1000 to #999 - stripey ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
*you're
*you're
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
im very dyslexic just be happy almost all of my words are spelled correctly. you should have seen some of my college papers. they were ******* horrible. but actually i was looking for a friend right now. its about mom shes really sick. i understand if dont want to talk about it. its some heavy **** . can you please help me?
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - stripey ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
sure man, lay it on me
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - paradox (08/28/2014) [-]
i just got back from the hospital. my mom & i have a close genetic cousin to muscular dystrophy except this genetic disease attacks the heart, brain & lungs. shes been living with it for a while. well today the disease won. it took my mother from me. shes living but her mind is gone. she will never be the bright & clever woman that i know & love. she doesnt recognize her husband, my step dad her dogs, or me her only child. she thought i was my real dads brother who tried raping her. i wish i could say more but im just crying too hard to see straight.
User avatar #1004 to #1003 - stripey ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry man.

The world has a way of going after the best people.

Know that even if she doesn't recognize you now, she does love you deeper down.
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#988 to #987 - stripey ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
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#989 to #988 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
#990 to #989 - stripey ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Fantastic as always   
   
You?
Fantastic as always

You?
#991 to #990 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great.
#992 to #991 - stripey ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
good!
good!
#993 to #992 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
So... what you up to?
#994 to #993 - stripey ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
homework mostly

on the side I've been working on setting up my twitch page so I can try live streaming games n stuff, see www.twitch.tv/rookroberts/
#995 to #994 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
Offline I:   
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
Offline I:
Well seems cool. Good luck with that
#996 to #995 - stripey ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #997 to #996 - tridaak (08/22/2014) [-]
Trying to make one of them Behind the gif comics I:
I know people will hate me for it, so that's why I'm doing it.
User avatar #998 to #997 - stripey ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
that's the spirit, champ!

I actually love those, so I'm looking forward too it
#986 - madzombiie ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
**madzombiie rolled image** like this
#984 - billybeee (07/18/2014) [-]
can we sex right now plz
User avatar #985 to #984 - stripey ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
sure bb
#1031 to #985 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
I feel so jelly right now...
I feel so jelly right now...
User avatar #1033 to #1031 - stripey ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
**stripey winks seductively**
#1037 to #1033 - profssortwntyight (01/21/2015) [-]
Hehehehehehehehehe
Hehehehehehehehehe
User avatar #982 - Sunset (07/13/2014) [-]
please no
User avatar #983 to #982 - stripey ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
what did I do?
User avatar #975 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
falanvaul

continuing,

do those events actually give out free league **** ? that sounds pretty rad, I could bag some swag

the second day also looks fun cause they got a bunch of tabletop **** to do

I dunno what to do
User avatar #977 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Also, please add me on skype man? Theres like, 700 rooks.
User avatar #979 to #977 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
They're all trying to copy me, I'm the original
User avatar #976 to #975 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Depends on if Riot is there or not, but it also depends on if Riot wants to give out free **** at that event. Depends on the popularity of it. If it's for the tournament, Expect maybe the fistbump ward and maybe a skin.

Do you like tabletop **** ?
User avatar #978 to #976 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know, I've never done it. Those games always sound interesting at least
User avatar #980 to #978 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
It's always better to do table tops with friends man. So I'd just do day one and three.
#957 to #956 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:   
   
First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A   
   
Third day has NE League champ grand finals match   
   
which should I do?   
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
I was looking over the website for connecticon (comicon for CT) and I think I'm going to go, just trying to decide what day I should go on:

First day has more events, on of which is an invader zim voice actor Q and A

Third day has NE League champ grand finals match

which should I do?
connecticon.org/events/category/main-events
#958 to #957 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Hm. Do you like LoL?

And do you really want a lot to do? Or would you like to go for the LoL thing, have a chance to get some awesome in-game swag Which you should get me some if you do get something.

All really depends.
User avatar #959 to #958 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I dunno I dunno I dunno

Snakefire said I should go to all three days but sheeeeit ***** that's expensive

in any case, what should I cosplay as? Do you know what I look like?

Thinking of getting a "mega milk" t shirt for the lulz
User avatar #960 to #959 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you look like as we have just met, so show me and I shall be the judge.

Do the LoL one. If you have too, Just do day one and three.

Fulma Falanvaul on skype if needed.
User avatar #962 to #960 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm Rook on skype we've played games before dood
User avatar #964 to #962 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Ah thats right. You won't add me cause you wanted me to add you even though there are a **** ton of Rook's.

Go for it, dood. Even though I haven't seen you.
User avatar #961 to #960 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2014) [-]
Stripey is rook
User avatar #965 to #961 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Lurk much? #r00d
User avatar #967 to #965 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2014) [-]
I ******* got linked here.
User avatar #970 to #967 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't you bring me into this
User avatar #972 to #970 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I see how it is.
User avatar #973 to #972 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
you made me question whether or not you were the fulma I knew
User avatar #974 to #973 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
I am literally the only Falanvaul ever dood. Fulma Falanvaul is my name. I've used it for everything.

User avatar #969 to #967 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
Why exactly? I didn't even know he was rook.
User avatar #971 to #969 - venomousvalentine (07/06/2014) [-]
[8:00:56 PM] Rook: yo fulma has played league with us right?
[8:00:59 PM] Venomous Valentine: then refuse to get in the ******* robot
[8:01:01 PM] Venomous Valentine: and yes
[8:01:29 PM] Rook: never seen it
[8:01:34 PM] Rook: and lel look at this
[8:01:41 PM] Rook: www.funnyjunk.com/user/stripey/960#960
User avatar #966 to #965 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
ikr
User avatar #968 to #966 - falanvaul (07/06/2014) [-]
He so rood.
User avatar #963 to #961 - stripey ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
Ohai
#955 - stripey ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.    
   
If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.   
   
Promise I'll respond.
Well, you've made it to my profile. Welcome. Stay a while.

If you feel like talking to someone and also want that someone to be me, go ahead and grab a hot drink of your choosing, pull up a chair, sit on it, and drop a comment.

Promise I'll respond.
#952 - billybeee (06/28/2014) [-]
why are you so sexy
#953 to #952 - stripey ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
I get 12 hours of beauty sleep
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