welp, guess I'm some dude's waifu now.

<3

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Also, nice profile picture. PSG is great.

by the way, since you're cool, the secret to the triforce is alt-255 on the numpad

thanks, I made it c:

Happy new year!

Have any big new years resolutions? I wanna learn a language

I might try to meme harder or make it my new years resolution to ask you every month how it's going with learning a new language.

Or maybe spend all year coming up with my 2017 new years resolution.
I actually kinda wanna get better at swedish and norwegian

don't let your memes be dreams

do you have rainbow six siege? its pretty cool

Merry Christmas!

I hope all is very well with you and your loved ones. How are you doing sir?

I just got done with my exams! Now I'm on winter break for a good long time. And you know me! As stripey as ever.

I don't mean to disappoint, but I am a dude lol

Next time I'll check my privilege
sorry haha I assume most people on here are dudes. Bad habit I know.

That's weird that you have finals after break. That's terrible! I wouldn't be able to relax. Well, I would, but I would feel guilty while binge watching shows.

Next semester is gonna be awesome for me. All my classes are so much better.

My schedule is gonna be awful, I have a bunch of 8 am classes. When I was picking classes I was just trying to get the best classes and not looking at the times. But yeah my classes are gonna be sweet, this past semester I had chemistry and stuff. Now I have drawing, creative writing, and some computer imaging type thing. I want to go into game design and animation so hopefully this will help me transfer. What do you want to do?

who is this?

Oh wait, I think I have an idea.

Hey, how you been?

of course

you excited?

A LITTLE BIT

what dance should I do?

work the hips

you never answer me on skype you asshole.

you didn't even call me

and I've been limiting my computer use to short dosages

I don't like being on the computer anymore. I only have about a month left of summer vacation. After that I'm going to college locally and most of my friends are going away.

I have too little time.

you suck. You left your internet buddies behind.

:c

I try to please everybody snake. I'll try harder.

hey did you see that video of me dancing? lol

No I didn't. Show me?
Im just giving you a hard time. But I do miss you.

/movies/5634618/Fj+dances+the+return/110#110

I'm sorry. how're things with your pseudo-gf?

lets play games.

I'll play a game sure

Im calling you.

dammit rook why do you have to be so cool.

Things are meh.

that's too bad

hey hey hey get ken ashcorp to play vidya with me lol

I'll play you a song

hey

I think I remember your username from when I was social on this site

Yeah I somewhat remember you

so how ya been

bretty good how about you ?

fantastic as always

right now I'm learning how to play ukulele which is fun

REALLY I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY A UKULELE

you should, it's one of the most fun instruments to play, and it's not very hard. You can get a good uke for 50 bucks on amazon.

I'm not too bad at it, I've been learning fun things to play for people like the adventure time theme song and covers to songs that shouldn't have a uke cover like bitches aint **** and **** the police.

and it's small enough to take everywhere!

If i had the money i would buy one and my dad's been trying to get me to learn how to play the guitar but i'm not as musically inclined as he wished i was.

I want a video of you playing bitches ain't **** .

Every summer camp i go to there are counselors playing ukuleles

I would recommend the uke over a guitar for a beginner. I own both and It's way easier and more forgiving than a guitar.

I can play bitches aint **** but I can't sing along yet cause I just started learning how to play it, I can do **** the police though. I think I have a snapchat vid of that I can show you lol

What's your snapchat if you don't mind me asking.

I didn't really have a choice so maybe i can ask my dad if i can get a ukulele if i give him my acoustic

my snap is jtkeens

maybe. guitar is fun too if you practice a lot, but the learning curve is bigger.

Added you . And guitar isn't fun I swear I'm mentally challenged when it comes to music .

Is this a ******* gearboy dakimakura?

No way did he draw porn of himself ROFL

His hair and clothes look exactly like me though so this is kinda weird. Like someone drew a sexualized version of me into a yaoi comic

***** does it look like I drew that

Yes actually, whoever did draw it matched your style perfectly.

they just copy and pasted the head over another drawing lel

ooooooh that makes sense.

How ya been dude

In america ^_^

Me too!

Did you just move here? what state?

vacation ^_^

mini soda ^-^ Minnesota

I hope you love cheese and crazy people

They serve cheese or coat cheese with frickin everything

Haven't met any crazy folks though - it's just bloody cold here

Never been there so I have no advice for you

Have a good time here though

yes it is

its stickied on his profile

dats lewd also if you have a chest in abs like that its sexy

I actually do have a pretty nice stomach, I just need to put on some muscle mass in my arms so I've been hitting the gym like every other day in preparation for pool season. It's pretty gratifying to see some gains there cause I've never really lifted weights before autumn last year.

sexy

you would buy a gb daki wouldnt you

I'd buy an ahri daki o_o

thats lewd, gearboy would buy a aya daki

I actually don't think I'm gonna buy any daki's

I feel like buying one is kind of just accepting that you'll be lonely forever

which I don't plan on

i suppose so, you should ask gb if he would buy a aya daki or a geargirl daki

it kinda is

Since he created geargirl, would screwing her be incest?

I've actually considered buying one and carrying it around a con as a joke before

maybe

while that would be funny

I've only been to one con before so many hot french maid cosplayers

I accidentally cosplayed as Marshall Lee from adventure time which was pretty funny cause a bunch of people asked about it

Next time I'll wear my vampire teeth

alright

really? that's too bad.

I don't have too many league friends so add me though - RookTheRipper

warning, I'm not level 30. ( I do, however, kick ass ). on occasion

snake is pretty much unwillin to try anything outside of what he already thinks is the right thing to do

one big example is he builds bork first on quinn, he also complains quinn has no burst, quinn get burst if youbuild shiv on her first but snake refuses to build shiv first on her because he thinks bork is better and still says she has no burst

I see your frustration, but If that's his way of doing things then there's not much to be done about it

I don't know enough to have an opinion

League is fun though

basicly to sum it up, if you want burst on quinn you build shiv first, if you want sustain you build bork, he only builds bork and complains about not having burst

Quinn is pretty bad anyway

quinns one of the strongest adcs though

I don't like her too much, but to each their own

I do like playing adc though

oki

I'm going to sleep now

nice talking to you

Happy valentines!

and how are you on this fine day

im doing alright

good good

I feel pretty restless. But I got a nice new jacket so that's cool

thats good

dat ahri

thats perverted

I am perverted, you know that

I saw fifty shades of grey yesterday and it wasn't lewd enough

the book is crap after all so yeah

it was pretty kinky though, I liked the ice cube scene

gee thanks for the boner, it's always gotta be when I'm wearing jeans

the bdsm is all wrong and not to mention bs

remember kids if everyones having fun its bdsm if one person isnt havent fun its called being a asshole

yep I totally agree, the whole situation actually made me sad. Here's this girl who just wants love and the guy keeps punishing her for his own gratification, it's abuse.

It's only hot when the girl is begging for it

thats perverted

oh no no miss, you got it all wrong. The only sex I enjoy is in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

hot, steamy procreation.

I'm anything but a pervert

if you say so

you have a nice valentines day?

yeah

she has a french maid skin? *sweats loudly* Do you play league?

i do

You're friends with snakefire right? Let's get him and some other people and play a game later, lord knows I have nothing romantic to do tonight

i dont play with snake, we have some serious disagreements when it comes to league

No need to be sorry. I go on a lot of profiles. I guess that's kind of weird of me

Great minds think alike friend! I do favorite quite a bit, huh...

Is sword art online as good as they say? It's just about the only anime my irl friends have watched and they all rave about it

Yes it is

maybe i'll give it a shot then. I have a super long list of things I plan on watching *some day*. I just got around to starting parks and rec tonight.

oooooo
cool

I forgot I had a tumblr. Unsurprisingly, It has very little self made content and my dashboard is full of kawaii neko ladies and porn.

How'd ya know it was me?

I kinda guessed from your similar steam profile

your detective work is impressive

Also it looks like you spend a lot of time on your OC. I've been thinking about making something like that since I just got a drawing pad

thanks. I do spend quite some time on my oc. Even if I can't think of many funny jokes or experiences, I still try, because I can.

oh, and if you're just starting digital art, I suggest you use an easy program for it, like paint tool sai.

I've thought about trying it. Been using photoshop and it's worked alright

self portrait cause everyone else is asleep

heh

wassup man

you work in a pizza factory?

Not too much, just finished midterms and I'm playing don't starve on my vita

Highschool, I'm a senior

I did sorta okay...

heh. Don't be down on yourself though, plenty of people are successful without college. I've been considering that route a lot.

You can start your own business if you go into the trades and learn about oil, air conditioning, plumbing, etc. With the right motivation and hard work that can really pay off, plenty of people around my town have gotten rich off it. My dad is pretty well off but he says if he spent all the time and money he put into college for engineering and architecture building up a business instead then he would be rich.

That's what I would do if I was strictly thinking about money, anyway. I don't know if that's where I want to go with my life.

I'm not quite sure how your dutch schooling works but I hope that works well for you (I'm American). What do you want to do as an end goal?

Yeah my dad is happy, he loves engineering and design. He actually just became part owner of his company.

I'm really not sure what I want to do. I think animation/ game design seems like the thing I'll eventually go for. I love animation, and I've been practicing drawing and animating on flash.

I've also definitely considered politics

*you're

im very dyslexic just be happy almost all of my words are spelled correctly. you should have seen some of my college papers. they were ******* horrible. but actually i was looking for a friend right now. its about mom shes really sick. i understand if dont want to talk about it. its some heavy **** . can you please help me?

sure man, lay it on me

i just got back from the hospital. my mom & i have a close genetic cousin to muscular dystrophy except this genetic disease attacks the heart, brain & lungs. shes been living with it for a while. well today the disease won. it took my mother from me. shes living but her mind is gone. she will never be the bright & clever woman that i know & love. she doesnt recognize her husband, my step dad her dogs, or me her only child. she thought i was my real dads brother who tried raping her. i wish i could say more but im just crying too hard to see straight.

I'm so sorry man.

The world has a way of going after the best people.

Know that even if she doesn't recognize you now, she does love you deeper down.

How's it going?

Fantastic as always

You?

I'm doing great.

good!

So... what you up to?

homework mostly

on the side I've been working on setting up my twitch page so I can try live streaming games n stuff, see www.twitch.tv/rookroberts/

Offline I:
Well seems cool. Good luck with that

what are you up to?

Trying to make one of them Behind the gif comics I:
I know people will hate me for it, so that's why I'm doing it.

that's the spirit, champ!

I actually love those, so I'm looking forward too it

sure bb

**stripey winks seductively**