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|#52 - These Bitches be dumb, they're basically doing porn for free, …||15 hours ago on dad walked in||0|
|#35 - If there are 7 billion people on Earth and millions of people … [+] (2 new replies)||07/24/2014 on Description||+2|
#53 - stilch (07/24/2014) [-]
First, like 13 zookeepers? A boat that small for so many creatures? Where did they get the food? Clean water? That many animals had to have made a huge shit pile. What did they do with it? How did they keep the animals from eating each other? (Remember, there were fucking dinosaurs, because apparently they lived same time as us). When you finally did get off the hell hole of a boat, all these animals *sent forth to multiply*, did so in anywhere from 5000 - 4000 years? Maybe. That is the only maybe. How did kangaroos get to Australia, or the other such islands? There would be proof of a land bridge, or at least some skeletons along the way. Is fhere any proof of a huge flood in our past? Yes! In North America after the last ice age, during the meltdown a lot of ice turned into water, making a flood. "If there were no floods, then why are there fish skeletons and seashells on top of mountains?" Because mountains grow dumbass, around 2 inches a year. "Have you ever seen a mountain grow??" Well, since I am 19... And they usually grow about 2 inches a year... I'd say yes, and I have probably seen about 38 inch growth, or just over three feet. Noah's ark is a gold mine, ladies and gentlemen, a gold mine for victors in debates and arguments. There is not only no scientific proof for Noah's ark, but there is also undeniable evidence against it. Educate yourselves on the religion you dint believe in, because by declaring yourself an athiest, you automatically declare yourself their enemy. And if that's the case, why sit back and shoot down any argue meant they make against science, when you can strike at their core, shred the bible in front of the (figuratively) and watch them crumble. Or, you know, they could pull the classic get out of jail free card " you haven't seen what I've seen", "you just don't believe" or my personal favorite "if you believe, all your questions will be answered." Good night.
|#26 - They probably gave up and just asked an 8 year old how many pe…||07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life||0|
|#24 - You're right, just like how there are millions of people relat… [+] (2 new replies)||07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life||+1|
|#22 - I'd count backwards, i'd make an estimate of how many generati… [+] (5 new replies)||07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life||+1|
|#18 - We need another Plague to weed out the weak, but seriously we … [+] (11 new replies)||07/24/2014 on The Hourglass Of Life||+10|
#89 - lean (07/24/2014) [-]
I picture 10,000 years into the future 2 distinct evolutions of homo sapiens. There will be a divide based on the tendency of good looking people to date other good looking people- people of similar beliefs, intellect, ideas etc tend to gravitate towards each other. This will almost inevitably lead to a schism in human evolution that would more or less be along success/ class lines. It's like natural eugenics.
#74 - cannibalvegan (07/24/2014) [-]
It's fucking bullshit.
#82 - knarta (07/24/2014) [-]
That sounds like a cool authoritarian government. Can I join in?
Have you thought just for a second about the consequences this will have? Most Western countries would collapse within decades.
Also what would be the good requirments for parenting? You know that standards for parenting in the 50s are seen as completely dumb today. Who would decide on which bases parenting should occur? How would you prevent the most natural thing on Earth and punish it if it is violated?
Also wouldn't that create a culture of elitism? Rich people who can provide the most and therefore have more chances of passing the "parenting test" can have children but not the poor.
There are so many problems with your logic, I could go on forever!
#84 - cannibalvegan (07/24/2014) [-]
Just a simple common sense test would decrease the population and less kids would be harmed as a result.
<-- Example of obvious retarded parenting.
#90 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
True enough there, as 'sad' as it might be, it'd be better in the long run to sterilize carriers of Parkinsons / Down Syndrome and other such stuff.. Sounds pretty severe, but it doesn't need to involve killing people, just preventing undesirables being born, I guess.
Problem is, people don't like losing their liberty or at least their illusion of liberty, so it's not really possible. A man can dream, however.
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#47 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
start by killing yourself
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|#97 - It's not like the military calls him or any other president wh… [+] (4 new replies)||07/24/2014 on remember when..||+1|
|#91 - You guys know that Bush didn't control the military right? I g… [+] (9 new replies)||07/24/2014 on remember when..||0|
#97 - strifethethird (07/24/2014) [-]
It's not like the military calls him or any other president when there is a threat to see what he wants them to do, that's what Military Generals are for.
It's not like they're gonna be like
"Mr. President there's an unknown Aircraft heading our way, what should we do? you got 2 minutes to make up your mind"
President: "hold on i got 30 seconds to figure out if we should raid that building that might have nuclear warheads"
The military pretty much acts on their own, unless it's something like raiding the home of a known terrorist who might have political hostages or something.
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