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Date Signed Up:9/25/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
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#124 - It's like if you try to hit me with a stick, and then I decide… 07/16/2014 on Weather forecast 0
#123 - You know, not every single thing is a conspiracy. Sometimes, t… 07/16/2014 on Weather forecast 0
#115 - For real tho man. Like, Hamas started this shit. It's not Isra… 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast 0
#114 - First off, why would Israel WANT to bomb kids? Where do they b…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast +1
#122 - ahmetbyrm (07/16/2014) [-]
also they have intentionally bombed the civilians and they have bombed ambulances and other help forces. couple of years ago they even tried to hijack a turkish ship who was trying to bring aid into gaza. they are just a bunch of psychopaths. there is a genocide going on and people like you are trying to justify it. i bet you can justify hitlers actions too. because in your mind he was just trying to save his country and he thought the jews were the problem.
#121 - ahmetbyrm (07/16/2014) [-]
i don't think you understand. the people who fired are there just so israel has a reason to fire back. israel just wants to wipe Palestinian people out but can't do it openly in fear of getting into a war with other muslim countries. so they just send some brained washed idiots out there and make them start something. look at what happened with bin laden, he was just a muppet of america he was there just to give america a reason to go into the middle east.
User avatar #124 - straitedge (07/16/2014) [-]
It's like if you try to hit me with a stick, and then I decide that I'm gonna knock the stick out of your hand and you get mad when I accidentally hit your chest because you were hiding the stick behind your back. Then, you scream for the teacher and expect me to get in trouble because I retaliated for you trying to hit me with stick.
User avatar #123 - straitedge (07/16/2014) [-]
You know, not every single thing is a conspiracy. Sometimes, the situation is black and white.
Hamas does not like Israel because of religious differences and the fact that the Islamic states have been against Israel since before it's creation, which is understandable because they saw the territory as theirs.
Anyway, Hamas doesn't like Israel, so they fire boom boom sticks at them.
Israel can block these boom boom sticks and have bigger, better sticks. So obviously there's going to be more damage. Especially when Hamas hides their sticks inside of hospitals, mosques, and densely populated areas.
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#112 - "He shot at me, missed, and is reloading, but I won't sho… 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast +2
#111 - Okay, I've seen a lot of odd reasoning here, but I guess I'll … 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast +1
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User avatar #10 - miniwilliam (03/15/2012) [-]
Needs more pineapples.
#11 to #10 - straitedge (03/22/2012) [-]
I like the way you think, you crazy bastard.
User avatar #8 - lollipopgloss (03/14/2012) [-]
haha, not a trap, i promise. sheesh, is everyone here this paranoid? lol
followed a funny comment of yours to your profile, and saw 'I need moar FJ friends. :'( ' so invited you to be mine is all :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - straitedge (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh. Why, thank you! haha. I'll take back the "DO NOT WANT" and accept dat request. :P
#5 - loveyameanish (03/12/2012) [-]
Um... You're a hot dog in your profile picture....

Ride on.
#6 to #5 - straitedge (03/13/2012) [-]
I'm rocking the mustard. Swag.
I'm rocking the mustard. Swag.
#7 to #6 - loveyameanish (03/13/2012) [-]
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