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Date Signed Up:9/25/2011
Last Login:5/27/2012
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Hello, fellow funny-junkers. I hope you enjoy my content. My comments seem to be more spectacular, though. Proud soldier of the US Army. U mad, Commifags?
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#176 - Have you ever been so suddenly happy that your skin changes colors? 05/24/2012 on Children +3
#745 - Former CAP cadet of 4 years. Chief Master Sergeant and Cadet c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Gotta Love Marines 0
User avatar #747 - spasticturtle (05/24/2012) [-]
Awesome bro! Why didn't you go into the air force?
#710 - I know a good deal, my good sir. I just wanted to butt my way …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Gotta Love Marines +1
User avatar #750 - lordofthesea (05/24/2012) [-]
As a merchant marine, I am not in the military. There was a time where my commission would be equivalent to that of one in the Navy, nowadays they use us as contractors at times. Military Sealift Command works for the Navy.
The officer training program I am going through is Military LIKE, and I believe qualifies me to proceed to a direct commissioning further on... and I could Dcomm into the coast guard upon commission here...


but I began officer training in August of 2010.
My brother is a naval enlistee as of March 2009.
#702 - Current USAF pilot? Smells like former Civil Air Patrol to me :)  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Gotta Love Marines 0
User avatar #738 - spasticturtle (05/24/2012) [-]
You are correct sir :) . Currently a senior airman, going to be a staff sergeant next month. I'm guessing you're also a CAP cadet?
User avatar #745 - straitedge (05/24/2012) [-]
Former CAP cadet of 4 years. Chief Master Sergeant and Cadet commander.
Now I'm Army, son! ahah. Private 3rd class. I've got promotions lined when I get to basic. E-2 for six months in, and E-3 for a referral :D
User avatar #747 - spasticturtle (05/24/2012) [-]
Awesome bro! Why didn't you go into the air force?
#681 - LOL I dunno I'm just in the Army  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Gotta Love Marines 0
User avatar #700 - lordofthesea (05/24/2012) [-]
The longer you're in for, the more you'll learn.
Don't let yourself get jaded.

how long have you been in for?
User avatar #710 - straitedge (05/24/2012) [-]
I know a good deal, my good sir. I just wanted to butt my way into the conversation. haha
My 17th birthday; December 15, 2011
Enlistment Date; December 22, 2011
Happy Birthday!
User avatar #750 - lordofthesea (05/24/2012) [-]
As a merchant marine, I am not in the military. There was a time where my commission would be equivalent to that of one in the Navy, nowadays they use us as contractors at times. Military Sealift Command works for the Navy.
The officer training program I am going through is Military LIKE, and I believe qualifies me to proceed to a direct commissioning further on... and I could Dcomm into the coast guard upon commission here...


but I began officer training in August of 2010.
My brother is a naval enlistee as of March 2009.
#744 - Picture 05/23/2012 on Ladies man. +14
#226 - I can't be the only one who fucking loves a good platt-daddy o…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2012 on scumbag booze -6
User avatar #255 - darktoucan (05/17/2012) [-]
i prefer to smoke bud...
User avatar #240 - imtherofler (05/17/2012) [-]
watchin the game... havin a bud...
#244 - aboondocksaint (05/17/2012) [-]
wazzup?
User avatar #245 - imtherofler (05/17/2012) [-]
wazuuuuuup!
#246 - aboondocksaint (05/17/2012) [-]
love that commercial. i like the 'got milk' one as well
User avatar #249 - imtherofler (05/17/2012) [-]
lost ma home... lookin for a job...
User avatar #234 - jonnyp (05/17/2012) [-]
Bud light is like making love on a boat, they're both fucking close to water.
#6 - Wow. That seems like it would be a real bitch to construct. 05/15/2012 on What? 0
#222 - Well, American schools have gobbling. My balls were grabbe…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2012 on Here we go... +53
#267 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
What part of America are you from!? So I can never to go there.
User avatar #263 - triane (05/13/2012) [-]
Not sure what part of America you're from, but I've never seen that....maybe a ball tap? Full on grabbing would induce "Faggot" and "Queer" for the rest of the week for the guy who grabbed the balls.
#233 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
or tebagging...
User avatar #265 - captainrattrap (05/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, teabagging is what we do...

Sometimes inappropriate niptuch
#43 - Banging doe's?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on Don't fuck with pokemon cards +6
User avatar #44 - youcame (05/12/2012) [-]
... why do you have that?
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User avatar #10 - miniwilliam (03/15/2012) [-]
Needs more pineapples.
#11 to #10 - straitedge (03/22/2012) [-]
I like the way you think, you crazy bastard.
User avatar #8 - lollipopgloss (03/14/2012) [-]
haha, not a trap, i promise. sheesh, is everyone here this paranoid? lol
followed a funny comment of yours to your profile, and saw 'I need moar FJ friends. :'( ' so invited you to be mine is all :)
User avatar #9 to #8 - straitedge (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh. Why, thank you! haha. I'll take back the "DO NOT WANT" and accept dat request. :P
#5 - loveyameanish ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
Um... You're a hot dog in your profile picture....



Ride on.
#6 to #5 - straitedge (03/13/2012) [-]
I'm rocking the mustard. Swag.
I'm rocking the mustard. Swag.
#7 to #6 - loveyameanish ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Look at those.... pfftchttchtchh.... buns.
Look at those.... pfftchttchtchh.... buns.
#3 - lip (02/14/2012) [-]
Happy valentines day.
#1 - lip (02/11/2012) [-]
Will you be my valentines?
#2 to #1 - straitedge (02/12/2012) [-]
You're asking me to be your Valentine?   
...   
YES! YES OF COURSE! This is the best day of my life!   
We'll exchange presents and everything. ;)
You're asking me to be your Valentine?
...
YES! YES OF COURSE! This is the best day of my life!
We'll exchange presents and everything. ;)
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