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Consoles Owned: PC gaming master race
Video Games Played: War Thunder, World of Tanks, Skyrim
Interests: Browsing FunnyJunk
Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:on ur mom lol
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#7 - Oh Admin, your fur needs some grooming 1 hour ago on Me hanging out with your mom 0
#5 - "You can't have too many friends" What if y… 1 hour ago on Who is Deadpool fallowing... +2
#7 - T-the weather's nice today 2 hours ago on Anons autism shines 0
#4 - Picture 3 hours ago on Black Tweets TURBO Edition! +3
#3 - Yep, although the page has been "upgraded" with canc…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Pizza +4
#4 - chokebee (20 hours ago) [-]
Shh, he's a l33t - he's going to tell his hacker friends.
#1 - You can see that he took a picture of his own joke. Come on, man.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Pizza +33
#2 - nargogh (01/11/2016) [-]
And probably deleted the comment right away.
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#3 - stoneshit (01/11/2016) [-]
Yep, although the page has been "upgraded" with cancerous text, you can still see the words "seconds ago".
#4 - chokebee (20 hours ago) [-]
Shh, he's a l33t - he's going to tell his hacker friends.
#14 - He probably has autism though. this time for real, actua…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/11/2016 on i can draw a stussy +101
#75 - hassoutobi (18 hours ago) [-]
tfw when a kid with autism has more talent, skill and a brighter future than you.
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#93 - hoponthefeelstrain (17 hours ago) [-]
savants or child prodigies usually are autistic, they're extremely talented in some fields but are lacking socially.
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#134 - becauseoprahsaidso (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm lacking socially and have no skills :\
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#135 - hoponthefeelstrain (15 hours ago) [-]
try working on your social skills then. I got a job in retail that forced me to talk to people and it's really helped.
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#136 - becauseoprahsaidso (15 hours ago) [-]
I would but I have no relevant experience
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#137 - hoponthefeelstrain (15 hours ago) [-]
I didn't either, it's an entry level job. Every day send out 5 electronic applications, throw shit on enough walls and it's bound to stick to one.
#95 - hassoutobi (17 hours ago) [-]
umm yeah I know that

still better than someone that's awful socially and has no talent nor any skill at all, aka a ton of people on the internet.
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#99 - hoponthefeelstrain (17 hours ago) [-]
but you can always work to improve your social skills. For them it's just not there.
#100 - hassoutobi (17 hours ago) [-]
at least those kids have natural talent and an excuse to not be good socially, however most useless cunts around the internet also have no social skills at all and don't do anything but whine about it.
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#102 - hoponthefeelstrain (16 hours ago) [-]
But most of them would trade their talent to be accepted by their peers for anything in the world. I have a friend who struggles with this, even the nicest teacher snapped on him several times because he couldn't handle his inappropriateness or know-it-allness in certain subjects.
#104 - hassoutobi (16 hours ago) [-]
but at least they have something they're good at.
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User avatar #73 - skyrimdovah (11/25/2015) [-]
Hey, do you want to be added to the FJ Vault Mod chat? The guys think that you might have some good ideas to add.
User avatar #74 to #73 - stoneshit (11/25/2015) [-]
Sure thing, it's on Skype, right?
User avatar #75 to #74 - skyrimdovah (11/25/2015) [-]
nah, we do a program called Discord, I'll PM the link, download the desktop verson. don't let it out to the public though
User avatar #76 to #75 - stoneshit (11/25/2015) [-]
I won't let it out, I'm not an N'wah
#70 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
source on your profile picture please
source on your profile picture please
User avatar #71 to #70 - stoneshit (07/26/2015) [-]
Sorry guy, it is from a guy who made the FJ username device thingy. It's over a year old, don't know his name anymore
User avatar #72 to #71 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
This guy is unfortunate, then.
User avatar #69 - stoneshit (07/09/2015) [-]
** ********* used "*roll 1, male privilege*"**
** ********* rolls If you are never promoted, it isn’t because of your sex**
User avatar #67 - ciao (05/30/2015) [-]
In response to your PM:

It's actually a MP4, and I used a program called Handbrake. It's free and works really well when it comes to converting video.
I hope that helps.
User avatar #68 to #67 - stoneshit (05/30/2015) [-]
Thank you for help, I appreciate it.
User avatar #65 - uchihalover (12/25/2014) [-]
D:<
User avatar #66 to #65 - stoneshit (12/25/2014) [-]
************ does not like you posting feces on his post. Uchiha Madara would never do that. Shame on you.
#46 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** make more oc
**presidentmoose rolled image** make more oc
User avatar #62 to #61 - presidentmoose (11/14/2014) [-]
That was pretty good

Did you remove me from your friends?
User avatar #64 to #62 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
**** , I did. I don't even remember why.
User avatar #63 to #62 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
I don't recall that, I think I didn't.
I had no reason for removing you, lemme see.
User avatar #60 to #59 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, this one was ****** up.
#47 to #46 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
I will, it's just that I'm busy at this moment and I don't have time for it.   
I will possibly make some tommorrow.   
   
   
 I'm flattered that somebody asked for new OC     
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I will, it's just that I'm busy at this moment and I don't have time for it.
I will possibly make some tommorrow.


I'm flattered that somebody asked for new OC
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#48 to #47 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
I was creeping through your content and came across the Skyrim posts. Pretty awesome
I was creeping through your content and came across the Skyrim posts. Pretty awesome
#49 to #48 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
For the love of God please don't creep further to my old self. I am quite ashamed of the 			****		 I was posting.   
   
I was thinking of making Morrowind related OC, since I've ran out of ideas for Skyrim, what do you think?   
   
   
&gt;MFW somebody remembered me
For the love of God please don't creep further to my old self. I am quite ashamed of the **** I was posting.

I was thinking of making Morrowind related OC, since I've ran out of ideas for Skyrim, what do you think?


>MFW somebody remembered me
#50 to #49 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** I honestly have no idea. Far Cry 4 comes out in a few days, that could be a good topic.

the horror story was decent, as well. you could make another one of those

Plus, some Moose comics sounds awesome haha
User avatar #51 to #50 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
Hehe, I'd make some Moose comics if I could draw. That's the main reason I am screenshoting and putting words on pictures

For me it comes out in about 5 months, when a first torrent comes up. Hail TPB
I'll be making Morrowind or Oblivion related things, until I run out of ideas. I can put you into something, maybe that main guy when you exit the boat in Morrowind?
#52 to #51 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** You know... this is embarrassing.. I have about 5000 hours into Fallout 3 and NV, maybe 3000 between Oblivion and Skyrim, but I haven't played the first 3 Elder Scrolls. No idea why.

have you played any of the new Batman games?
User avatar #55 to #52 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh man, Morrowind is a very fun game, to me, it's better than Skyrim, you should try it out.
No, I haven't. I didn't even know that there were new Batman games.
#56 to #55 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
They're pretty awesome. There's Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, and the newest one; Arkham Origins. Although, there is a new one coming out soon that's next gen exclusive. Batman looks like a futuristic, robot ninja.
User avatar #58 to #56 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
I am currently making the new comic.
How do you like the name 'James Dickspheres' for the main character?
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
I'll try them out, but now I have to go work.
See ya later.
#54 to #52 - embarrassing (11/13/2014) [-]
this is me!
this is me!
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose (11/13/2014) [-]
well that was a terrible roll
#28 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at How do you guys feel about this? **
User avatar #32 to #28 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
The baby knows what you're talking about, the baby knows everything
#33 to #32 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #4731371 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #4731371 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **
#34 to #33 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #726622 at Friendly **

Roll fight? Roll fight
#35 to #34 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at I'm Terrifying! **

Cut your hair, dumbass
#36 to #35 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Silk **

Shave your pubes
#37 to #36 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Learn How to Pull a Long Face? **

This is a stylish avant garde beard, you uncultured barbarian.
#38 to #37 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #236 at How to get in more hardcore FJ members? **


I'm an uncultured barbarian? Just look at that before-sneeze face, ******* pleb
#39 to #38 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at So I was reading some Rust reviews.. **

Wow ! You totally showed me, potato face
#40 to #39 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How It's Made - Poptarts **


Who you callin' a potato face, beet-nose?
#41 to #40 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at She wants the D **

Who you callin' a ***** , you bitch ass cracka ?
#43 to #41 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #661127 at Friendly **

I'm wrong? ******* ******* everywhere
User avatar #44 to #43 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ...
#42 to #41 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**** , these rolls are quite bad
#45 to #42 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #169583 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **


Yeah, but atleast they're not *******
User avatar #21 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
ludislavonac, I summon you, because of ajvar.

We're running out of stocks
#29 to #21 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at So much for grief **

***** imma **** yo ****
#31 to #30 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at World of Warcraft **
User avatar #23 to #21 - ludislavonac (01/25/2014) [-]
damn, I'm running low too! We will have to raid Podravka!
User avatar #25 to #23 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh and we have to remove remove-the-kebab's

They could sabotage our ajvar collecting plans
User avatar #26 to #25 - ludislavonac (01/25/2014) [-]
1st kebab removal division armed and ready
User avatar #27 to #26 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Good man, now let's not waste any time without ajvar.
For ajvar! To arms!
Take down Podravka!
User avatar #24 to #23 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Get your men ready, meet you at the main factory plant in 5 hours
#14 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/23/2014) [-]
PLiz make me a characther ;_;
PLiz make me a characther ;_;
User avatar #13 - tatsuichiyo (01/23/2014) [-]
I know this is a strange request, but can I be eaten by a dragon. Thank you and have a nice day.
User avatar #20 to #13 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
You want to get eaten by a dragon?
User avatar #22 to #20 - tatsuichiyo (01/25/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Just make me a soldier, maybe I start to say an overused meme or that I'm going to repost, then BAM!!!! Eaten by a dragon. If it's not to much trouble of course.
User avatar #12 - angelodlt (01/23/2014) [-]
Make me a chicken character ploxx <3
<3 heart
#11 - arcticassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Love your comics
Best OC in a while
I would love to be a khajiit trader or something
Ark-Tiik
#10 - mcphucker (01/23/2014) [-]
hey i think what your doing with these skyrim comics is pretty great. keep up the good work man, Fight the good Fight.
User avatar #18 to #10 - stoneshit (01/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for support, buddy
#9 - skiskate (01/22/2014) [-]
Your Skyrim OC made my laugh even harder then the Sugarless Haribo gummy bears video.

You are awesome.
User avatar #19 to #9 - stoneshit (01/23/2014) [-]
Dawww, thanks
User avatar #7 - aherorising (01/22/2014) [-]
can I be either A: the wood elf from riverrun who is going to be a follower, or B: an assassin who makes his appearance later as this is obviously going to become popular and will require you to progress the pllot.
User avatar #8 to #7 - stoneshit (01/22/2014) [-]
I'll see what I can do.
But I'm already full of requests.
User avatar #6 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Thank you all for the "happy birthdays" :'D you don't realize how happy that made me.
User avatar #4 - srhkid (09/04/2013) [-]
That was some damn good OC, and happy late birthday
User avatar #1 - crimhowler (05/20/2013) [-]
May be early, but I'll sure as **** forget. Happy Birthday (In two days)
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