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Date Signed Up:9/22/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#11 - y no longer mad  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on themadcactus's profile 0
#17 - themadcactus (11/24/2014) [-]
I'M LIKE THE HULK
I'M ALWAYS MAD
#60 - I like this one, guys, I think it can stay. 11/24/2014 on I'm not quite sure how to... +1
#3 - There is a video game where you're a disease and you have to k…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Oh The Irony +3
#4 - mattyflash (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh, sweet I actually have Plague Incorporated, but I missed the connection. Thanks for clearing that up. Madagascar was so-so for me, it was Greenland that was a real frustration to get into.
#3 - Play Amnesia, do it, I dare you  [+] (19 new replies) 11/16/2014 on admin streams? +356
User avatar #383 - iamaniceperson (11/17/2014) [-]
Amnesia looses all of it's spookiness once you discover that if you die the monster just dissapears and you loose no progress.
#139 - shrektheogre (11/16/2014) [-]
Doubt he'll remember it though lad.
#138 - shrektheogre (11/16/2014) [-]
Doubt he'll remember it though lad.
User avatar #45 - immatakeaduty (11/16/2014) [-]
So, I know nothing, but are you talking about the text game from '86? cuz THAT shit is sick.
User avatar #47 - EdwardNigma (11/16/2014) [-]
Hes talking about a first person horror game most likely.
User avatar #67 - admin (11/16/2014) [-]
how scary can a video game be honestly?
User avatar #362 - Zyklone (11/17/2014) [-]
Did you play F.E.A.R, or Silent Hill?
User avatar #234 - fuckinfuckinfuck (11/16/2014) [-]
You gotta let yourself get immersed, nigga. Play it with good quality headphones, and turn off the lights. Makes all the difference.

Though, any horror game will be less scary if you're live streaming while playing it, since you'll probably be talking.
User avatar #226 - mhden (11/16/2014) [-]
Adman is so strong and manly . Nothing to be scared off .
User avatar #219 - giantorangutan (11/16/2014) [-]
you wnat a scary gmae play SCP
User avatar #363 - Zyklone (11/17/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #106 - joancod (11/16/2014) [-]
Admoon if u play amnesia I would watch. Preferably hearing your manly voice.
User avatar #94 - playercz (11/16/2014) [-]
penumbra felt scarier
User avatar #70 - crackerdawg (11/16/2014) [-]
You will say that until you start playing in a dark room with good sound
User avatar #68 - EdwardNigma (11/16/2014) [-]
Depends on how easily scared you are.
I thought the Forest was pretty spooky for example, because they put severed heads in my camp and were stalking me.
#346 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
Fuckers tried that with me too.
I wish you could chop them down to make them even more upset.
Like, shit man I only killed your girl because she came near my camp fire.
They allways start shit they cant finish..
User avatar #143 - bonnierock (11/16/2014) [-]
The forest is shit scary and makes you paranoid as long as you've got good speakers your fucked every bit of wind sends you running back to camp its glorious
User avatar #145 - EdwardNigma (11/16/2014) [-]
I haven't gotten much chance to play it since the very first version of it due to computer problems.
Getting a new computer soon though, and with the new MOTHERFUCKING CO-OP, I have a very good reason to play.
Dick is rock solid with anticipation.
User avatar #372 - missaddie (11/17/2014) [-]
It's really fun with co-op, glitchy but fun.
#731 - Oh silly silly, you know Admon has no money. 11/15/2014 on comment and i post on your... +1
#4 - Does he appear in Morrowind? I didn't come very long into the …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on FunnyWind 1 0
#5 - kingleered (11/14/2014) [-]
I did play the storyline in Morrowind actually, it's long as shit but very rewarding I thought, if you're kinda into the lore thingy. even now i remember the the guy with teleport books falling from the sky, fargoth hiding his fucking gold and the guy on the bridge and his skeleton on the way to the dwemer puzzle box quest. don't ask. But the first time you see him on the ship is also the last. He's gone after, Skyrim explains what happened to him.
#6 - afaik (11/15/2014) [-]
I NEED TO KNOW!
#7 - kingleered (11/15/2014) [-]
Well, spoiler. Jiub took up the honest life, decided to dedicate his life to erasing cliffracers from Morrowind, got caught up in the Battle of Kvatch during (which actually is in Oblivion game) and then got anallly raped by a dremora and his soul got soul-trapped. Then he went to the Soul Cairn in Skyrim.
#2 - Jiub's in Skyrim? I never knew that  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2014 on FunnyWind 1 0
#3 - kingleered (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeah man. If you follow the vampire storyline in Dawnguard DLC thingy, it brings you to the place where all souls from soul gems go. And he's there man, in the desolate land, it has the voice and everythang. He's running after pages of poetry. Makes a grown man cry into his daedric armor.
User avatar #4 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
Does he appear in Morrowind? I didn't come very long into the storyline.
#5 - kingleered (11/14/2014) [-]
I did play the storyline in Morrowind actually, it's long as shit but very rewarding I thought, if you're kinda into the lore thingy. even now i remember the the guy with teleport books falling from the sky, fargoth hiding his fucking gold and the guy on the bridge and his skeleton on the way to the dwemer puzzle box quest. don't ask. But the first time you see him on the ship is also the last. He's gone after, Skyrim explains what happened to him.
#6 - afaik (11/15/2014) [-]
I NEED TO KNOW!
#7 - kingleered (11/15/2014) [-]
Well, spoiler. Jiub took up the honest life, decided to dedicate his life to erasing cliffracers from Morrowind, got caught up in the Battle of Kvatch during (which actually is in Oblivion game) and then got anallly raped by a dremora and his soul got soul-trapped. Then he went to the Soul Cairn in Skyrim.
#6 - Comment deleted 11/14/2014 on How to Summon Satan 0
#20 - I wish I could have this mad party with Admin, but I have to g… 11/14/2014 on who's hanging on fj this... 0
#1 - What chemicals do you need to make that happen? …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/14/2014 on How to Summon Satan 0
User avatar #12 - kevthebos (11/15/2014) [-]
potassium chlorate and potassium nitrate will give you this kind of result
sadly hard to get a hold of those 2 chemicals. It is completely banned in Canada
User avatar #20 - whycanticaps (11/15/2014) [-]
My science teachers did that all the time in my highschool classes, they aren't banned
User avatar #86 - kevthebos (11/15/2014) [-]
Some specials license and permit may allow someone or a group of person to purchase and store those chemicals. Science teacher normally have a special supplier and all the quantity are watched so that nobody *teacher or students* does anything else with the chemicals
User avatar #5 - courageexplains (11/14/2014) [-]
large gummy bear
mountain dew
User avatar #4 - slendevara (11/14/2014) [-]
potassium chlorate
#16 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2014) [-]
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#46 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** make more oc
**presidentmoose rolled image** make more oc
User avatar #62 to #61 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
That was pretty good

Did you remove me from your friends?
User avatar #64 to #62 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
**** , I did. I don't even remember why.
User avatar #63 to #62 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
I don't recall that, I think I didn't.
I had no reason for removing you, lemme see.
User avatar #60 to #59 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
**** , sorry, this one was ****** up.
#47 to #46 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
I will, it's just that I'm busy at this moment and I don't have time for it.   
I will possibly make some tommorrow.   
   
   
 I'm flattered that somebody asked for new OC     
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I will, it's just that I'm busy at this moment and I don't have time for it.
I will possibly make some tommorrow.


I'm flattered that somebody asked for new OC
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#48 to #47 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
I was creeping through your content and came across the Skyrim posts. Pretty awesome
I was creeping through your content and came across the Skyrim posts. Pretty awesome
#49 to #48 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
For the love of God please don't creep further to my old self. I am quite ashamed of the 						****					 I was posting.   
   
I was thinking of making Morrowind related OC, since I've ran out of ideas for Skyrim, what do you think?   
   
   
>MFW somebody remembered me
For the love of God please don't creep further to my old self. I am quite ashamed of the **** I was posting.

I was thinking of making Morrowind related OC, since I've ran out of ideas for Skyrim, what do you think?


>MFW somebody remembered me
#50 to #49 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** I honestly have no idea. Far Cry 4 comes out in a few days, that could be a good topic.

the horror story was decent, as well. you could make another one of those

Plus, some Moose comics sounds awesome haha
User avatar #51 to #50 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
Hehe, I'd make some Moose comics if I could draw. That's the main reason I am screenshoting and putting words on pictures

For me it comes out in about 5 months, when a first torrent comes up. Hail TPB
I'll be making Morrowind or Oblivion related things, until I run out of ideas. I can put you into something, maybe that main guy when you exit the boat in Morrowind?
#52 to #51 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
**presidentmoose rolled image** You know... this is embarrassing.. I have about 5000 hours into Fallout 3 and NV, maybe 3000 between Oblivion and Skyrim, but I haven't played the first 3 Elder Scrolls. No idea why.

have you played any of the new Batman games?
User avatar #55 to #52 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh man, Morrowind is a very fun game, to me, it's better than Skyrim, you should try it out.
No, I haven't. I didn't even know that there were new Batman games.
#56 to #55 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
They're pretty awesome. There's Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, and the newest one; Arkham Origins. Although, there is a new one coming out soon that's next gen exclusive. Batman looks like a futuristic, robot ninja.
User avatar #58 to #56 - stoneshit (11/14/2014) [-]
I am currently making the new comic.
How do you like the name 'James Dickspheres' for the main character?
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoneshit (11/13/2014) [-]
I'll try them out, but now I have to go work.
See ya later.
#54 to #52 - embarrassing (11/13/2014) [-]
this is me!
this is me!
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
well that was a terrible roll
#28 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at How do you guys feel about this? **
User avatar #32 to #28 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
The baby knows what you're talking about, the baby knows everything
#33 to #32 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #4731371 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #4731371 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n **
#34 to #33 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #726622 at Friendly **

Roll fight? Roll fight
#35 to #34 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at I'm Terrifying! **

Cut your hair, dumbass
#36 to #35 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Silk **

Shave your pubes
#37 to #36 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Learn How to Pull a Long Face? **

This is a stylish avant garde beard, you uncultured barbarian.
#38 to #37 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #236 at How to get in more hardcore FJ members? **


I'm an uncultured barbarian? Just look at that before-sneeze face, ******* pleb
#39 to #38 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at So I was reading some Rust reviews.. **

Wow ! You totally showed me, potato face
#40 to #39 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at How It's Made - Poptarts **


Who you callin' a potato face, beet-nose?
#41 to #40 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at She wants the D **

Who you callin' a ***** , you bitch ass cracka ?
#43 to #41 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
** ********* rolled a random image posted in comment #661127 at Friendly **

I'm wrong? ******* ******* everywhere
User avatar #44 to #43 - stoneshit (02/15/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ...
#42 to #41 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**** , these rolls are quite bad
User avatar #21 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
ludislavonac, I summon you, because of ajvar.

We're running out of stocks
#29 to #21 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at So much for grief **

***** imma **** yo ****
#31 to #30 - carlsagouin (02/15/2014) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at World of Warcraft **
User avatar #23 to #21 - ludislavonac (01/25/2014) [-]
damn, I'm running low too! We will have to raid Podravka!
User avatar #25 to #23 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh and we have to remove remove-the-kebab's

They could sabotage our ajvar collecting plans
User avatar #26 to #25 - ludislavonac (01/25/2014) [-]
1st kebab removal division armed and ready
User avatar #27 to #26 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Good man, now let's not waste any time without ajvar.
For ajvar! To arms!
Take down Podravka!
User avatar #24 to #23 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
Get your men ready, meet you at the main factory plant in 5 hours
#15 - danield (01/23/2014) [-]
You making comics on my ******* turf?As the village elder you cruising for a bruising
MFW
#14 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/23/2014) [-]
PLiz make me a characther ;_;
PLiz make me a characther ;_;
User avatar #13 - tatsuichiyo (01/23/2014) [-]
I know this is a strange request, but can I be eaten by a dragon. Thank you and have a nice day.
User avatar #20 to #13 - stoneshit (01/25/2014) [-]
You want to get eaten by a dragon?
User avatar #22 to #20 - tatsuichiyo (01/25/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Just make me a soldier, maybe I start to say an overused meme or that I'm going to repost, then BAM!!!! Eaten by a dragon. If it's not to much trouble of course.
User avatar #12 - angelodlt (01/23/2014) [-]
Make me a chicken character ploxx <3
<3 heart
#11 - arcticassassin (01/23/2014) [-]
Love your comics
Best OC in a while
I would love to be a khajiit trader or something
Ark-Tiik
#10 - mcphucker (01/23/2014) [-]
hey i think what your doing with these skyrim comics is pretty great. keep up the good work man, Fight the good Fight.
User avatar #18 to #10 - stoneshit (01/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for support, buddy
#9 - skiskate (01/22/2014) [-]
Your Skyrim OC made my laugh even harder then the Sugarless Haribo gummy bears video.

You are awesome.
User avatar #19 to #9 - stoneshit (01/23/2014) [-]
Dawww, thanks
User avatar #7 - aherorising (01/22/2014) [-]
can I be either A: the wood elf from riverrun who is going to be a follower, or B: an assassin who makes his appearance later as this is obviously going to become popular and will require you to progress the pllot.
User avatar #8 to #7 - stoneshit (01/22/2014) [-]
I'll see what I can do.
But I'm already full of requests.
User avatar #6 - lifeanddeath ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Thank you all for the "happy birthdays" :'D you don't realize how happy that made me.
User avatar #4 - srhkid (09/04/2013) [-]
That was some damn good OC, and happy late birthday
User avatar #1 - crimhowler (05/20/2013) [-]
May be early, but I'll sure as **** forget. Happy Birthday (In two days)
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