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#36 - Just saw the first episode so watch out for spoilers now … 31 minutes ago on The New Doctor 0
#19 - Although most of the animals is more likely to be afraid of the sound. 35 minutes ago on Make your choice 0
#70 - Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Super… 36 minutes ago on Choose a pill 0
#15 - Agreed, also a machete well made is almost as good as an axe.  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Make your choice 0
User avatar #16 - ILoveFurries (1 hour ago) [-]
And firing that rifle would attract every predator on the god damned island.
User avatar #19 - stifflimb (35 minutes ago) [-]
Although most of the animals is more likely to be afraid of the sound.
#56 - Cloaking field and **** , also LASERS!!!! Also…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Choose a pill 0
#57 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
thinking of the "you are the chosen one scenario" IT IS plausible, although the said person giving you these pills probably would enjoy giving more to other people, rather one single person. also said person would have probably found a way to take all the pills without downside making him-or her- the "greatest fighter" among everyone else
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (36 minutes ago) [-]
Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Supernatural Gabriel!
#54 - Exactly, find your own island, make a bunker within, and sit t…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Choose a pill 0
#55 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
that would still result in others finding the island, then can go away think of what to do then fuck shit up, the idiots wont do any good if they arent intelligent.
User avatar #56 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Cloaking field and shit, also LASERS!!!!
Also in this scenario I think you are the only one allowed to pick the pills.
#57 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
thinking of the "you are the chosen one scenario" IT IS plausible, although the said person giving you these pills probably would enjoy giving more to other people, rather one single person. also said person would have probably found a way to take all the pills without downside making him-or her- the "greatest fighter" among everyone else
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (36 minutes ago) [-]
Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Supernatural Gabriel!
#52 - No no, humans are to untrustworthy, ROBOT ARMY!!!! Second …  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on Choose a pill 0
#53 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
well then inteligence comes to play, if i think about it now, if ALOT of people went for black-teal, it would be a hell hole. because even if they dont choose a rival, they will somehow find other people with the same powers and will try to eradicate them all. propbably ending in whatever great war itll be by that time.
User avatar #54 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Exactly, find your own island, make a bunker within, and sit the idiots out, even though they picked intelligence they could still be damn idiots!
#55 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
that would still result in others finding the island, then can go away think of what to do then fuck shit up, the idiots wont do any good if they arent intelligent.
User avatar #56 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Cloaking field and shit, also LASERS!!!!
Also in this scenario I think you are the only one allowed to pick the pills.
#57 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
thinking of the "you are the chosen one scenario" IT IS plausible, although the said person giving you these pills probably would enjoy giving more to other people, rather one single person. also said person would have probably found a way to take all the pills without downside making him-or her- the "greatest fighter" among everyone else
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (36 minutes ago) [-]
Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Supernatural Gabriel!
#50 - Yeah but being truly smart is to somehow seeing things and pat… 2 hours ago on Choose a pill 0
#48 - Exactly, or your new awesome woeing skills! And first step…  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on Choose a pill 0
#51 - superphil (2 hours ago) [-]
second step, manifacture an obligatory dose to everyone.
third step MAKE AN INVICIBLE ARMY!!!!
User avatar #52 - stifflimb (2 hours ago) [-]
No no, humans are to untrustworthy, ROBOT ARMY!!!!
Second step would be somehow getting your own island and huge amount of money so you can do whatever you want on the island!
#53 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
well then inteligence comes to play, if i think about it now, if ALOT of people went for black-teal, it would be a hell hole. because even if they dont choose a rival, they will somehow find other people with the same powers and will try to eradicate them all. propbably ending in whatever great war itll be by that time.
User avatar #54 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Exactly, find your own island, make a bunker within, and sit the idiots out, even though they picked intelligence they could still be damn idiots!
#55 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
that would still result in others finding the island, then can go away think of what to do then fuck shit up, the idiots wont do any good if they arent intelligent.
User avatar #56 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Cloaking field and shit, also LASERS!!!!
Also in this scenario I think you are the only one allowed to pick the pills.
#57 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
thinking of the "you are the chosen one scenario" IT IS plausible, although the said person giving you these pills probably would enjoy giving more to other people, rather one single person. also said person would have probably found a way to take all the pills without downside making him-or her- the "greatest fighter" among everyone else
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (36 minutes ago) [-]
Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Supernatural Gabriel!
#46 - Yeah or get challenged so you get pushed to your limits all th…  [+] (10 new replies) 2 hours ago on Choose a pill 0
#47 - superphil (2 hours ago) [-]
so of all the possibilities, it all ends well, if not use intelligence.
User avatar #48 - stifflimb (2 hours ago) [-]
Exactly, or your new awesome woeing skills!
And first step, archieve some kind of immortality
#51 - superphil (2 hours ago) [-]
second step, manifacture an obligatory dose to everyone.
third step MAKE AN INVICIBLE ARMY!!!!
User avatar #52 - stifflimb (2 hours ago) [-]
No no, humans are to untrustworthy, ROBOT ARMY!!!!
Second step would be somehow getting your own island and huge amount of money so you can do whatever you want on the island!
#53 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
well then inteligence comes to play, if i think about it now, if ALOT of people went for black-teal, it would be a hell hole. because even if they dont choose a rival, they will somehow find other people with the same powers and will try to eradicate them all. propbably ending in whatever great war itll be by that time.
User avatar #54 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Exactly, find your own island, make a bunker within, and sit the idiots out, even though they picked intelligence they could still be damn idiots!
#55 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
that would still result in others finding the island, then can go away think of what to do then fuck shit up, the idiots wont do any good if they arent intelligent.
User avatar #56 - stifflimb (1 hour ago) [-]
Cloaking field and shit, also LASERS!!!!
Also in this scenario I think you are the only one allowed to pick the pills.
#57 - superphil (1 hour ago) [-]
thinking of the "you are the chosen one scenario" IT IS plausible, although the said person giving you these pills probably would enjoy giving more to other people, rather one single person. also said person would have probably found a way to take all the pills without downside making him-or her- the "greatest fighter" among everyone else
User avatar #70 - stifflimb (36 minutes ago) [-]
Or the person handing them out is a trickster god, think Supernatural Gabriel!

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User avatar #1 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
I love you and I have taken your account virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You're like a cake!
#3 to #2 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
What..... my content post?
User avatar #4 to #3 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
No, cause you're all lies!!!!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
How am I a lie
User avatar #6 to #5 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You said you LOVE ME!!!!!!
You only used me to take my virginity!!!
User avatar #7 to #6 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm still here so I didn't leave you your one of a kind
User avatar #8 to #7 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
We are all one of a kind so that don't mean anything!
Now draw me like one of your french girls!
User avatar #10 to #9 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
SO?!?!?
Don't gender discriminate me!
User avatar #12 to #11 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You heard me!
.... damn men...
#13 to #12 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You are a man!
User avatar #14 to #13 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE!!!
I wanted to be a corgi.....
User avatar #15 to #14 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
And I wanted to be a drink
User avatar #16 to #15 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
NO, you never wanna be "a" drink, you wanna be "THE" drink!
User avatar #18 to #17 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
And now, goodnight
the corgi is finding his restplace after having some non lie cake!
#19 to #18 - theflamingfire ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Ok
Ok
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