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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:10/27/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Sweden
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#557 - Yeah and every failsafe puts additionally stress on your mind,… 16 hours ago on Choice game 0
#36 - Seeing how many times she got mad about her being shaved I don… 22 hours ago on She Mad +25
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#554 - No problem, looking forward too hearing your response.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Choice game 0
#556 - bearception (16 hours ago) [-]
The first thing I want to talk about is that I don't think you saw all the fail safes I put in place for the heated germ shield.
User avatar #557 - stifflimb (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah and every failsafe puts additionally stress on your mind, it will only work as long as you can keep it together, notice the power dont come with any greater or more durable mind, so you wanna keep a couple of different layers of force field around while at the same time between some of the layers at the same time control the air and to what degree you keep it in motion to have it heated, this would also mean you wont get any new air so you have to disperse the fields to replace the air over and over so you could get affected by that air instead, you also cannot keep this up while you are sleeping just as you cannot sit and browse the internet while sleeping.
This likely would only work functionally as a gas shield and not a germ shield, since you also have to pretty much boil the ground you are walking on and then cool it down a split second after so you wont be boiled yourself from the heat from that.
#555 - bearception (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm back.
#552 - I'm saying you would likely get crushed by your own force, lik…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Choice game 0
#553 - bearception (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm about to go to sleep so I'll read it tomorrow.
User avatar #554 - stifflimb (12/18/2014) [-]
No problem, looking forward too hearing your response.
#556 - bearception (16 hours ago) [-]
The first thing I want to talk about is that I don't think you saw all the fail safes I put in place for the heated germ shield.
User avatar #557 - stifflimb (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah and every failsafe puts additionally stress on your mind, it will only work as long as you can keep it together, notice the power dont come with any greater or more durable mind, so you wanna keep a couple of different layers of force field around while at the same time between some of the layers at the same time control the air and to what degree you keep it in motion to have it heated, this would also mean you wont get any new air so you have to disperse the fields to replace the air over and over so you could get affected by that air instead, you also cannot keep this up while you are sleeping just as you cannot sit and browse the internet while sleeping.
This likely would only work functionally as a gas shield and not a germ shield, since you also have to pretty much boil the ground you are walking on and then cool it down a split second after so you wont be boiled yourself from the heat from that.
#555 - bearception (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm back.
#304 - Stop being so ******* selfish then, she prefers i… 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +1
#104 - He picked up a lot of vids just a minute after another, he fou… 12/17/2014 on Long Porn Session 0
#159 - Wtf are you humping?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Smile for me +1
#197 - theoneaboveall (12/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #167 - xermudco (12/17/2014) [-]
your mom
User avatar #304 - stifflimb (12/17/2014) [-]
Stop being so fucking selfish then, she prefers it a slower and stronger pace!
Damn newbie dont know how to fuck properly yet

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User avatar #20 - dancininseptember (11/06/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #21 to #20 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/06/2014) [-]
A fag right now would be good, you got one?
User avatar #1 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
I love you and I have taken your account virginity.
User avatar #2 to #1 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You're like a cake!
#3 to #2 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
What..... my content post?
User avatar #4 to #3 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
No, cause you're all lies!!!!!!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
How am I a lie
User avatar #6 to #5 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You said you LOVE ME!!!!!!
You only used me to take my virginity!!!
User avatar #7 to #6 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm still here so I didn't leave you your one of a kind
User avatar #8 to #7 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
We are all one of a kind so that don't mean anything!
Now draw me like one of your french girls!
User avatar #10 to #9 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
SO?!?!?
Don't gender discriminate me!
User avatar #12 to #11 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
You heard me!
.... damn men...
#13 to #12 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
You are a man!
User avatar #14 to #13 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE!!!
I wanted to be a corgi.....
User avatar #15 to #14 - theflamingfire (11/28/2013) [-]
And I wanted to be a drink
User avatar #16 to #15 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
NO, you never wanna be "a" drink, you wanna be "THE" drink!
User avatar #18 to #17 - stifflimb ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
And now, goodnight
the corgi is finding his restplace after having some non lie cake!
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