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Date Signed Up:12/12/2010
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    Just some hand signals Just some hand signals
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    That feel when That feel when

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#73 - Whoa what the **** ? A "Private Prison"? Teach…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on brutal honesty 0
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#106 - chuca (01/11/2016) [-]
Pretty much what it sounds like, a privately owned prison. The government gives them so much money based on how many prisoners they're holding. So they started lobbying for harsher penalties on crimes, especially minor drug crimes such as possession of weed, so that people are sent to prison more often and for longer periods. Which in turn gives them more money.

TL&DR Prisons became a business and are basically jailing people for profit.
#90 - Jowi (01/11/2016) [-]
What country are you from? I bet there are privately run prisons where you're from too coming from a Britfag
#229 - >Not drinking superior Russian Stolichnaya and going all ou… 01/08/2016 on How the 1% Lives .2 0
#356 - I need this one answered pretty bad. What length is a good len…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#457 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Depends on a beard. If you have strong, fairly smooth, not tangled up beard that covers all of your chin/face evenly in the right places then usually every length looks good, except maybe for the full on wizard beard which looks sasquatch like on younger guys and is reserved for wizards. I have tangled messy hair that get ginger in the sun so I just wear a constant "longer stubble" and it fits me well. I haven't fully shaved for about 12 years.
#368 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
No beard is the best length for the beard.
#458 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, it is for most edgy 8 graders like you.
#85 - About that mate....... 01/04/2016 on Sensitive topics 0
#36 - >TFW girls around here don't like beards >TFW Girls …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics +12
#82 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Saskatchewan mentioned, swell with roughriders and awful losses
#85 - stevencolbert (01/04/2016) [-]
About that mate.......
#35 - I work at a grain elevator and pay you ***** 12/24/2015 on Hypocrite white rapper 0
#34 - Yup, I also hate getting **** on by a Mexican bloodseek…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2015 on Dota 2 Steam Reviews +1
#35 - bluemagebrilly (12/24/2015) [-]
A recent set of people I had to deal with was some Spanish peeps called Meepo and Rubick.

Meepo picked QoP and Rubick picked Shadow Fiend. It was a great insult right away.

Like 30 minutes in the game, we're about to turn around the game because we just won a team fight or something... and they suddenly start yelling at each other in Spanish in text. Qop kills all her items and tells the rest of the team "Say ty Sf" to which Sf responds with ".-."

Needless to say we lost that game pretty hard... and surprisingly those two were grouped together yet still fighting like that.

Those are the types of players I don't like to play with. (>' ')>
#31 - I've lost count of how many times I've qued up US West and Eas…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Dota 2 Steam Reviews +8
#33 - bluemagebrilly (12/24/2015) [-]
They all seem to queue up for whatever gets them into the game faster. Despite that if they all queued up in their actual region, that they'd all have games to get into with just that. Granted, it'd be with just a shuffle of 100 people or so, but at least no one would misunderstand them.

It's definitely bothersome, though.
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#34 - stevencolbert (12/24/2015) [-]
Yup, I also hate getting shit on by a Mexican bloodseeker that calls everyone a noob or a shadow blade/blink Sniper who does nothing but rat and type "jajajaja" every time he takes a tower.

Seriously, fuck Bloodcyka and Sniper
#35 - bluemagebrilly (12/24/2015) [-]
A recent set of people I had to deal with was some Spanish peeps called Meepo and Rubick.

Meepo picked QoP and Rubick picked Shadow Fiend. It was a great insult right away.

Like 30 minutes in the game, we're about to turn around the game because we just won a team fight or something... and they suddenly start yelling at each other in Spanish in text. Qop kills all her items and tells the rest of the team "Say ty Sf" to which Sf responds with ".-."

Needless to say we lost that game pretty hard... and surprisingly those two were grouped together yet still fighting like that.

Those are the types of players I don't like to play with. (>' ')>
#4 - Why is this idiot wearing a toque inside? 12/14/2015 on Man vs Cumcumber -1
#134 - God damn I love Canada, had my ACL repaired for free 12/14/2015 on I haven't realised you've... -1

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#1 - siraugustus (08/30/2012) [-]
Dude, your name......
Dude, your name......
User avatar #2 to #1 - stevencolbert (08/30/2012) [-]
It's spelled wrong however...
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