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    Whose dog is that? Whose dog is that?
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#248 - how about me? I legit wonder what comes to mind when people re…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... 0
User avatar #258 - lightarcanine (12/11/2014) [-]
I think of Steve-O piloting an aircraft (god help us all)
#34 - those abs of feel 09/19/2014 on stevemachtwo's profile 0
#190 - Picture 08/04/2014 on Stupid Puns 0
#59 - It's very well written, except for near the end when it begins… 07/08/2014 on vroom vroom 0
#266612 - n-now kiss bakas  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#266616 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266630 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
oh my god what is that
#266633 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
Us making out.
I'm the thing with the beak.
User avatar #266636 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
i never agreed to this

ugh
#266639 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
#266593 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#266597 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
this one works better for FJ
#266583 - I'm not sure if it fits in the hating board but, does anyone h…  [+] (102 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#266753 - Soraminer (05/25/2014) [-]
#266717 - ivoryhammer (05/25/2014) [-]
#266681 - imnotkickthecat (05/25/2014) [-]
#266648 - averagewhitekid (05/25/2014) [-]
#266632 - nefarian (05/25/2014) [-]
#266642 - shibe has deleted their comment.
#266643 - nefarian (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266644 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #266675 - dumerveil (05/25/2014) [-]
What did you say?
User avatar #266676 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
"snowball is so smart"
User avatar #266677 - dumerveil (05/25/2014) [-]
Real fucking funny, kid.
#266618 - amberluger (05/25/2014) [-]
#266608 - indeedaleedoo (05/25/2014) [-]
#266604 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
#266602 - foreveranonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
#266595 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
#266589 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266721 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
Fuck you stevemachtwo
Miley is queen.
#266588 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
people love K-ON on this board steve-chan
desu desu
User avatar #266594 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
>desu

is this 2011
#266600 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
s-shibe-kun
I'll....f-fuck you up...n-nigga
User avatar #266603 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
probably i'm a little pansy bitch lol
#266610 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
it's ok
being a pansy will get you far in life
I mean look at Roliga he isn;t a pansy and he can't even keep his position as a mod, what a loser
User avatar #266678 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
I can't keep a position as moderator because sixteen year olds get mad when someone older than them calls their cartoon stupid. Meanwhile you're a male who wears female clothing and pretends to be a girl, yeah, I'm the pansy.
User avatar #266742 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
Mistic, amber, pie, shib thumbed this up lol. Never change, polarized hating board, never changed. Just missing ivory.
User avatar #266864 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
I feel bad for misticalz, amberluger, thebestpieever, and shibe, I really do. They like to complain that I make fun of people on the board but then go in a chatroom and gossip about me for two hours like ugly girls envy gossip about the popular girls. I mean, let's break it down. We've got a tranny who fingers his own ass hole on cam for another equally pathetic teenager, a kid who wants to fuck his dog, a fat guy who pretends to be a slutty girl on the internet, a fifteen year old who thinks hes above everyone because of his music choice, and an egomaniac who get's nowhere as much pussy as he likes to claim he does on the internet. Combined together they could open up a mental ward just for themselves, but instead they take out their anger on me and use logical fallacies to try and make me seem like an asshole.

They all really want to see me get angry, that's why they (in the words of the man lady) "tease roliga" but in reality it's never going to happen. I feel bad for them because that must be frustrating knowing they'll never get what they want. They can claim "omg ur so mad ha i win" but in reality I just sit still in my chair, smirk, and go back to doing what I was doing. In all reality, I'm untouchable and that pisses them off.
User avatar #267080 - dumerveil (05/25/2014) [-]
>another equally pathetic teenager
You can do better than that.
User avatar #267035 - thebestpieever (05/25/2014) [-]
I don't complain about you. I kinda like you. I just find it funny that your Ace of Spades always is "I have a wife, business and I'm older than you lot".
User avatar #266932 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
Buddy you are actually mad.
User avatar #266934 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
"omg ur so mad ha i win"

- You
User avatar #266941 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
lmao bud calm down
#266884 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
but I just did get what I wanted from this very post
User avatar #266885 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Please refer to " but in reality I just sit still in my chair, smirk, and go back to doing"
#266890 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
eh
I dont care if you are just smirking
you went into a "I am better then everyone and untouchable" tirade which works for me
User avatar #266891 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Do I even need to say it anymore? I think you guys already know by now.
#266893 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
you don't
but we appreciate that you do
User avatar #266883 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
forgot to mention princessren

There we go
User avatar #266870 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
oh my god
sorry guys but he's got you there.
wait, what the fuck, did ren finger his asshole on cam in front of people?
User avatar #266873 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
His gay boy toy, dummerveil.
User avatar #266877 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
uh dumerveil

and he wants people to call him snowball
User avatar #266881 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Is it because he wants to snowball his boyfriend princessren?
#266919 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
ewww
I urban dictionary-ed it
what kinda weird gay shit are you into Roliga
User avatar #266921 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
>knows of something gay
>therefore that makes someone gay

Refer to the part about logical fallacies
#266928 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
you can't deny your faggotry forever
#266900 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
is that a sex position?
I want to try it
User avatar #266882 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
UH I DONT FUCKING KNOW HE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED SNOWBALL
User avatar #266894 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
it's cause his fur is fluffy and white
User avatar #266896 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
i wish my fur was fully and white
#266899 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266897 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
FLUFFY GOT DAMMIT NOT FULLY
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User avatar #266866 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
i really just do it for this kind of shit lol

i only said one thing about u to be honest, it was mostly ren and someone else who i wont name. everyone else was just talking about how much of a fag i am and how my music taste sucks
User avatar #266872 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
I bet there was a lot of shit talk about me too
User avatar #266874 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
nobody cares about you
User avatar #266876 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
great
I'd rather have it stay that way to be honest.

that means for real, nobody shittalked me ? : D
User avatar #266878 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
nobody even mentioned you once
User avatar #266898 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
y so passive aggressive
User avatar #266901 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
Because I'm on the "edge" right now and feeling very angsty and i don't know man i don't know

now that schools out, im gonna go through a tough angst phase again like i did last summer
User avatar #266903 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
maybe you should see a psychologist if you think it's a persisting thing or at the very least a curator
User avatar #266904 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just me being a teenager. It happens to everybody, and some people have it rougher than others, or so I'm told.
User avatar #266905 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
I guess I'm at the very end of adolescence. I forgot about all that
User avatar #266880 - revengeforfreeze (05/25/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotlight_effect
not like you can blame me
User avatar #266867 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Shiny, an equally pathetic egomaniac.
#266922 - Shiny (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266868 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
damn ya got him

you're really good
User avatar #266739 - atomschlumpf (05/25/2014) [-]
So it finally happened, huh? Fuckin Kill-la-Shit....
#266679 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
I never said you were a pansy
I would never give you such a compliment
User avatar #266680 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
How nice of you, you bitter tranny.
#266682 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
tell me more about how good your life is and you know best
that's the only reason I mentioned you
User avatar #266683 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh I don't need to tell you that I know better than you and most of the kids on this board, they know it, they just aren't happy about it.
User avatar #266684 - thebestpieever (05/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit, nigger, you're fucking mad as hell. I can feel your fiery rage from the next state over.
User avatar #266685 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I'm totally furious, ya got me.
User avatar #266691 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
were making fun of u right now in the tinychat lmao
User avatar #266692 - roliga (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh no, a group of teenagers is talking about me like girls in high school talk about what boys are cute, what am I to do?
User avatar #266695 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
idk
#266689 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266686 - nefarian (05/25/2014) [-]
No tears now.
User avatar #266617 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
haha is he even trying
#266627 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266596 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #266598 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
shut up dumb ass it's 2014
User avatar #266599 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
No it's not.
User avatar #266605 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
Yea it is, get with the times
User avatar #266607 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
Baka shibe it is clearly 2011 you baka desu desu.
#266612 - stevemachtwo (05/25/2014) [-]
n-now kiss bakas
#266616 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266630 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
oh my god what is that
#266633 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
Us making out.
I'm the thing with the beak.
User avatar #266636 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
i never agreed to this

ugh
#266639 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #266611 - shibe (05/25/2014) [-]
did you just call me an idiot

at least i'm on time
User avatar #266615 - sugoi (05/25/2014) [-]
No you're early!
You finish everything too quickly! just like in bed!
Baka! Ahou!
#266593 - stevemachtwo (05/25/2014) [-]
#266597 - princessren (05/25/2014) [-]
this one works better for FJ
User avatar #266591 - misticalz (05/25/2014) [-]
stfu lil nigga
#266587 - iamthepapercut (05/25/2014) [-]
This is one of my favorites
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#183 - I knew this looked familiar I'm ashamed at myself for no…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Other angle comp +25
User avatar #203 - rdangerdash (05/17/2014) [-]
I wonder if it can be turned upside down as well.

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those abs of feel
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