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#2 - Spamming Scam links, ey? Not in MY Town, NOT ON MY FUNNYJUNK! 12/22/2012 on AZIAN ESPROZIONS +2
#3 - oRlly? 12/20/2012 on Shit needs to happen in... -1
#7 - Touche', but today, WE FIGHT FOR CHAOS, for thy have been blin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2012 on disgust +2
#14 - thegrayknights (12/20/2012) [-]
You fight for a power that cares nothing for you. The faith I have protects me from horrors such that you have become brother. If it is my fate to die today, I will die knowing that my duty has been complete, and that my true brothers will soon pick up where I have left off. You cannot win heretic, not while we still draw breath, and there will always be others to gather our remains, and use our weapons anointed in the blood of your heretic brothers!!!
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#2 - From The Eye of Terror, WE come to fight! Death to the false E…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2012 on disgust +3
#5 - thegrayknights (12/19/2012) [-]
Not today my fallen brothar, for the Emperor protects. The chamber militant of the Ordo Malleus comes forth to drive your filth back to the warp!!!
#7 - steamjester (12/19/2012) [-]
Touche', but today, WE FIGHT FOR CHAOS, for thy have been blinded by a false faith and a FALSE GOD! TODAY YOUR SERVITUDE TO THE FALSE EMPEROR SHALL END, by THESE Fallen Hands!
#14 - thegrayknights (12/20/2012) [-]
You fight for a power that cares nothing for you. The faith I have protects me from horrors such that you have become brother. If it is my fate to die today, I will die knowing that my duty has been complete, and that my true brothers will soon pick up where I have left off. You cannot win heretic, not while we still draw breath, and there will always be others to gather our remains, and use our weapons anointed in the blood of your heretic brothers!!!
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#4 - FIV = Feline Kitty Aids... 12/19/2012 on Sad story... 0
#3282 - There can be only ONE Cobra Commander here, you imposter/ buffoon!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on SevenSherlockS's profile 0
#3283 - SevenSherlockS (12/18/2012) [-]
What did you just say.

That's a punishable offence.
#2147614 - also. why. just why? what is the point of suicide or threateni…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Play items 0
User avatar #2147615 - fuckuberfunny (12/17/2012) [-]
i wasnt. i missed a toastformer and yeah
#2147600 - HAHAHAHAHAH 12/17/2012 on Play items 0
#11 - That is a very valid point, now that I think about it! :) 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling 0
#9 - I find it funny how I myself thumb you up on your posts, yet t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling +1
#10 - shadowbane (12/16/2012) [-]
Because they make good targets. Case and point in the gif.
#11 - steamjester (12/16/2012) [-]
That is a very valid point, now that I think about it! :)
#8 - Okay. Who's the retard that thumbed me down. Prepare to be sod… 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling -4
#7 - My thoughts, exactly >.> 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling -2
#6 - Horrinle? What?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling -2
User avatar #8 - steamjester (12/16/2012) [-]
Okay. Who's the retard that thumbed me down. Prepare to be sodomized by my red thumb of doom.
#5 - Yup. 12/16/2012 on (1) Facebook Trolling -2
#1 - Kids. They eat the darnest things. 12/09/2012 on Kids! 0
#98 - Oh God, I hate Eddie Spammers. So ******* annoying. 12/07/2012 on In the end... 0
#15 - Thats, uhm, kind of the point. Now if only I could make an ent…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on -face palm- +1
#16 - rototornjik (12/07/2012) [-]
truly...
#14 - Yea I think He Mad. And uneducated. 12/07/2012 on -face palm- -1
#38 - All I can say is...YES! 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#36 - Sorry Brah. I don't want any STDs. And I sure ain't going to c… 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#35 - Now do you understands? ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS! 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#34 - Okay my friend. I will tells you the truth about this thing of…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
User avatar #37 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
This showed me the kind of person you are, and kinda explains my question too. This wont lead you to anything in life mate... You could try stop being so idiotic for some time. I bet you would be happier too. Or maybe you actually are 12 years old, and still need to live a lot. Anyways, have a nice day.
#38 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
All I can say is...YES!
#32 - What? Is English your second language or something bro? Go use…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
User avatar #33 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
Its my fourth language, sorry for not typing so well. But you are still avoiding my question with nonesense answers ! I think not even you get why you feel cool acting like that.
#29 - -clears throat- AHEM. 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
#28 - Not really, ********* . Its more like seeing a res…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Bitches n Plastic 0
User avatar #30 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
noone said she was a gamer. I still dont see your point. I dont like people that pose with things in order to make themselves feel better, but it has nothing to do with this. you just put a stupid comment in a fb group of a girl slutty-posing... but that group is actually made for that. i dont believe in superior or inferior human beings, you are just acting like a 12 years old mad kid.
#32 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
What? Is English your second language or something bro? Go use Google Translator, and be a Family Man.
User avatar #33 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
Its my fourth language, sorry for not typing so well. But you are still avoiding my question with nonesense answers ! I think not even you get why you feel cool acting like that.
User avatar #31 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
bah, not trying to be offensive or anything, but I really want to understand why do you think this is cool.
#35 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Now do you understands? ZANGIEF ENJOYS THE MASTURBATIONS!
#34 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
Okay my friend. I will tells you the truth about this thing of the suicide girls and controller. It is very good quality masturbation picture, yes. I know this. Which is why I share on Funnies Junk, so that the peoples will laughs ats it and possiblies faps at it. Okay my friend? Good Quality. I give you special price. It is very good. Yes. Also what you speaking languages of at homes?
User avatar #37 - kyfvini (12/07/2012) [-]
This showed me the kind of person you are, and kinda explains my question too. This wont lead you to anything in life mate... You could try stop being so idiotic for some time. I bet you would be happier too. Or maybe you actually are 12 years old, and still need to live a lot. Anyways, have a nice day.
#38 - steamjester (12/07/2012) [-]
All I can say is...YES!
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#45 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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Howdy, do i know you?
#46 to #45 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
No. But you left a comment on my comment, worthy of an add...WORTHY of an audience with your God Emperor!
#47 to #46 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
You basically replied to a comment + commented on my content. I found you funny. That is all.
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
Even though i appreciate the flattery i am not that big fan of adding people on a whim.
#49 to #48 - steamjester (02/09/2013) [-]
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:   
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Oh...so that's the case. In that case:
WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
User avatar #35 to #34 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Hi. What do you want? You also have weird timing.
#36 to #35 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
What do I want? That's a pretty vague question.
I want the world, I suppose. Laid out on a silver platter complete with ruffles and herbs. I want the misfortune of others to runeth ever over my chalice brim. I want not some thing foolish like happiness or a home, I have patience for that of which builds the sturdy walls of content.
I also want pizza.
#37 to #36 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Interesting. I want all to die. Including you. Some men want to watch the world burn. I want to set it on fire.
#39 to #37 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Neat.
Why was this odd timing, again?
User avatar #40 to #39 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Why do you delete your comment? Lets start with that.
#41 to #40 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
I said time instead of timing. I couldn't bear the shame.
#42 to #41 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Grammar Nazi...
#43 to #42 - SevenSherlockS (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't hate, punctuate.
#44 to #43 - steamjester (01/27/2013) [-]
Okay then... Also, check inbox.
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#28 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Greetings
#29 to #28 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Well, Hello Yourself, Good Sir!
User avatar #30 to #29 - steamjester (01/09/2013) [-]
Or Madame/Mademoiselle. I can't tell, due to your name.
User avatar #31 to #30 - savannahijack (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh, definitely male my good sir
#32 to #31 - steamjester (01/10/2013) [-]
Goooood! GOOOOOD! I HAVE SUCH PLANS FOR YOU! Just kidding, of course. Though I'd like to see a Hellraiser Warhammer Cross-Over!
#33 to #32 - savannahijack (01/10/2013) [-]
That would definitely work with the dark eldar and cenobites....
Pale faces: Check
Spikes: Check
Chains: Check
Black eyes: Check
Engage in carnal pleasure: Check
****** up: Check
#21 - CIS White Male (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you gave up?
User avatar #22 to #21 - steamjester (11/20/2012) [-]
On what? LOL. I wanted to see how Zombified would react.
#5 - SevenSherlockS (11/16/2012) [-]
Hullo~
Hullo~
User avatar #6 to #5 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
HOOMAN!
#7 to #6 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
Oh stop it, you're going to make me blush~
User avatar #14 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Also, horrible Thunder Birds reference. Thunder Birds sucked.
User avatar #16 to #14 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Well aren't you the grumpy one.

You need a hug. That's what.
User avatar #17 to #16 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Grumpy? I'm rather Chipper, thank you! I just enjoy THE SWEET SWEET SUFFERING
User avatar #18 to #17 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, good. I was worried you weren't having a good time.
#19 to #18 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
You know what?...
You know what?...
User avatar #15 to #14 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
it was a horrible show and you should feel horrible
User avatar #8 to #7 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
Who are you 0_o ? -takes out flamethrower-
#9 to #8 - SevenSherlockS (11/17/2012) [-]
Oh, no one.

Honey.
#11 to #9 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE!
#13 to #12 - steamjester (11/17/2012) [-]
I am not amused, and neither is my cat.
#3 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #3 - steamjester (10/07/2012) [-]
HUMAN!
User avatar #1 - commontroll (09/26/2012) [-]
Best way to make friends on the interwebs? I do believe so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - steamjester (09/26/2012) [-]
Of course it is!
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